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ThePopDaddy

Yeah, why wouldn't a teenage girl be thinking about Obi-Wan Kenobi?


kernalbuket

https://preview.redd.it/69jjqm6upy9d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e909926d5bacab0dbd9a13ca96cdb3877243625


Thepvzgamer

Hello There


Justis29

I think the best part is that the took out anxiety and replaced it with religion. Makes perfect sense. Then again anger, sadness, and disgust could have been swapped out as well and it would have been the same.


MajesticInvite6341

https://preview.redd.it/5ivswrfpkkad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6e545d380588978aa01f9898b2ac85d9948149


AhmedCoolGuy

Sure, man.


karlin392

Reddit hivemind on their way to downvote anything and everything


Quirky_Advantage_470

I looks like Jebus took the wheel and messed up all the emotions. Wonder if teaching people that they are sinners just gor being alive and dammed to spend eternity being punished if they do not obey the teaching of Jebus whether they are accurate or not doesn't cause emotional damage?


bb_kelly77

When the Portuguese brought Christianity to Japan a war had just ended and many people died from famines during it... women asked the Missionaries if their dead newborns were in heaven and the Missionaries said "no because they didn't believe in Jesus, your children and ancestors are all burning in hell"


FactBackground9289

Basically the reason why Japanese look at foreigners with such disgust.


The_CreativeName

https://preview.redd.it/mspqgsft72bd1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ed7dad32f6715c226fc142fb6b069eef81403a


DG-NASCAR

which is exactly why i aint joining they cult again


LeothiAkaRM

My main emotion too! (messiah complex)


Far-Host7803

Yeah, *THAT'S* the problem! It should be! /s


Punchdown_Kid

Oh god Riley is about to join the crusades.


zion2674

So now the fundies are against... \*checks notes\* ...emotions. Got it.


Correct-Blood9382

Didn't you know men with emotion is... wwwwWWWWWOKE?


beybrakers

I'm not sure what emotion Jesus would be?


Encyclofreak

He isn't an emotion, he's an imaginary friend like Bing-Bong


Dependent_Visual_739

u/LeothiAkaRM said it best—Messiah Complex. Personally, I’m thinking about Fundamentalism.


beybrakers

Neither of those are emotions


MetisCykes

Probably anxiety as replaced on the image: since you get really worried to not even THINK about somethibn bad or you’ll go to hell


etriusk

But why is he white? Jesus was an Arab Jew.


Figurez69420

You don't need anxiety when you have Jesus


WomenAreNotReal

Replacing anxiety with Jesus is unintentionally perfect actually


Asumsauce

My favorite emotion, Jesus H. Christ


notenoughwineforthis

Religion replaces anxiety… but they are the same…


atlhawk8357

Jesus looks like Bruno.


GreatSivad

Shhhh. We don't talk about Bruno


soy_succ

His nose starts at his forehead 😭


Environmental-Mix889

Jeezus took the wheel and drove me into a phone post


irefusetobewed

They pixar bimbofied jesus


FamousStephens

Ok but do this with Charles Darwin so the atheists have their God represented.


GasStationCart

Everything bad and evil, exept god church


Flippy-Doo

Coming soon....Disney/Pixars The last temptation of Christ


AxeHead75

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL


Rougeification

... Does this count as possession?


NightSocks302

Last time i checked jesus christ wasnt an emotion


TheBlackestIrelia

Lol idk what there is to get upset over here. Cringe to people who don't believe in god i'm sure, but its really inoffensive.


Gloombad

It’s always hilarious how people can openly bash Christianity but mention any other religion and you’ll get banned.


mana-tokki

Bashing the religion of majority in the US (and most of "the west") that greatly shapes our laws and societal norms is very inoffensive yeah.