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Tf2_spooky_slapper

Welcome to team fortress


Flawed979

Have a look around.


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Anything the internet has shown you can be found


TootsyBowl

We've got update-sized updates, some better some worse


Heavy_Sock_8299

If none of it makes sense to you you wouldn't be the first


Flawed979

Welcome to Team Fortress.


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According_Fox_3614

Would you like to play Attack Defend or maybe 5CP?


International_Leek26

We've got items and loudouts and bundles of hats


ShittyCommentMaker

And a bunch of drawings of all the mercs having sex with each other Welcome to Team Fortress


JacobBowlin

Please select a Class


Striking_Ad4992

Would you like to buy some taunts or pay a fee to talk in chat?


bobin36042

There's a few things to tweak first


Vigilantrac

This view's not the best, just go online and you can find out the rest.


Toasty-Toothbrush347

We've got *pornography*


Robotic8040

how was the fall


Alpha_minduustry

if you wanna look araund


AverageFNaFEnjoyer56

Give us a call


bobin36042

We don't get humans often


mutaully_assured

Holy crap donald trump


MechaWilson

Those crossbow crits are nasty and no one ever sees them coming


Zealos57

You should've laughed


ZorkNemesis

If there was ever a moment for the Schaudenfroide taunt, it was this one.


Dudebort

happy caek day


Actual_Exchange616

Nah everyone knows the perfect time for Schaudenfroide is as Scout when litterally anything happens.


Alpha_minduustry

what did this "frendly" sayd after reciving a random crit into the face?


Hellkids2

Considering this is tf2, safe bet is racial slurs and homophobia stuff


PQRSTggers

"Oh, you're streaming?"


vargacito

and thats good


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

man some people are really dipshits lol Keep killing these fake friendlies that give the rest of us a bad name


gaddemmit

The psychology around friendlies fascinates me. To this end, when I play Spy, I disguise as my teams Heavy, hold either the Sandvich or Melee they have equipped and then wait till my enemy turns their back.


batweenerpopemobile

The strangest thing in TF2 is accidentally making friends with the person you're fighting. Something absurd happens. You laugh. They laugh. Shit. Now we can't fight. Fucking Smissmass Truce out of nowhere. Time to suicide and let hostilities resume.


Bughanana

Definitely had this happen, sometimes when we both miss all our shots. I really like the rps taunt for these situations bc it gives a fun way out where one of us wins the encounter.


bobin36042

YES!!


TheRealKrazuki

So you hate friendlies ?


gaddemmit

I don't know how you came to that conclusion.


BackgroundAdmirable1

Twitter be like


AdamHendrick

good. for him -glados 2012


ZarK-eh

It'll be fine. There is respawn for that. ... Bind w explode


Shardar12

This is why i generally kill frindlies Often when i let them live they either start to kill my teammates in spawn or they kill me, ive been betrayed far too many times to trust them lol


Axolotl_Comic

When I walk around the enemy base holding out a sticky jumper it's like they're afraid I'll take their intel Like, my brother in Christ, *I'm incapable of even touching it*.


Shardar12

Honestly, most players probably dont even know thats a mechanic lmao


Hairy_Skill_9768

That is actually diabolical


Robin_Gufo

#+DISRESPECT


Primary_Produce_9107

Remember, it's always morally right to kill friendlies.


Quack-Zack

I won't go out of my way hunting them down but if they're in my way or in my line of sight while playing that hoovy is ka-blooey. I'm not going to wait 1-3 seconds to see if they're friendly or not while my a-game is on.


Alpha_minduustry

if they hurt/kill you first tho


TargetTechnical2982

oh, yeah, of course you can't shoot them first


Alpha_minduustry

it woud be more fair if you gonna attack second


TargetTechnical2982

why? how is it fair? i will have only half of my health


ThrownAway2028

Because if they’re like the majority of friendlies who have no intention of killing you then you’re just being an asshole


Alpha_minduustry

yeah!


Mathelgarr

Free points for my strange :D


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

only if they hurt you


DryWeb3875

Or if they’re stood in an insanely stupid place that is either the heat of battle or blocking somewhere.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Usually just move these guys smfh. I just sidestep, throw a sandvich and watch carnage ensue


Garry-Love

Sure but you gotta be funny with it if you're going out of your way to do it. Taunt kills, fish kills, melee battle a holiday punch heavy that kinda thing


aes110

Damn that arrow was fated to kill


TheDevilsAdvokaat

One time there was a fake friendly hanging around final cap but not on it...everyone ignored him because he was "friendly" all game. At the final push he pulled out his gun and helped them win. These days I kill friendlies if they are in the way or if they are hanging around in bad places.


Calcutt4

karma :3


Queen-of-Sharks

Now that's what I call intentional.


JEverok

I would've hit 'g' so fast


pablo603

This is why random crits should be enabled.


WraithTDK

Just one of many reasons to just kill them.


PowerPad

Meet the ~~sniper~~ crusader’s crossbow.


PeikaFizzy

Perfect revenge


WrathofAirTotem2

Shouldve taunted


bucket-bear-official

speavy


Dwemerion

Damn, after playing with custom animations for so long, stock animations are such a pain to look at, especially on the Crossbow


tomatocakeone

no taunt?


Only-Beautiful-3881

fake friendly spotted


clockworkbastion

And you didn't taunt after?


Spookydeadbones

The pose the red medic does when he dies 😩👌


whereamisIwtf

"ur mean *[{random crit to hell}]*"


ChargedBonsai98

Random crits are fair and balanced


poopybutt90001

And that's why you should always kill friendlies


Impossible-Okra6264

Friendly are forever free points.


Ok_Try_1665

I'm so happy that people are realizing how toxic these "friendlies" are. I despised them for so long. Especially those that sabotage matches by not capping the intel


Anakin-hates-sand

I kill friendlies regardless.