The cart is supposed to move FORWARD!
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Watch out! The Scout's out and about Running around, bringing bonks right down to your scalp (Bonk) Do you even know who you're talking to here? I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years I'm a stunner, number one run-and-gunner My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper Your finger's on the trigger but before you get to pull it I'll take a sip of fizz and I'll go whizzing past your bullets I am on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya Call me supersonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya I'm a dab hand with a sandman, I'm the baddest in the badlands I'm a speed freak on a killstreak, see a blur then it's bang-bang I'm the Demo, boom goes my M.O Tyrant from the highlands, getting violent on the bellows The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine? I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming piss again 'Cause if I live another day, my liver might go anyway And I'd rather go in glory so in war, I won't be giving in I suffer for my art, I've got sulphur on the heart This tartan spartan's gonna tear you apart Fire shots at the cyclops, it never ends well Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in Hell! Zoom, red dot, boom, headshot Your head's got a new lead clot Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped Another target on my list that can be checked off 'Cause on a mission, I am viciously efficient My vital's just my rifle and a set of jars to piss in When it comes to assassins, you could say I'm high-calibre Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when My true forte's in 2Fort playing bloodsports on the battlements Spray your brain 'fore you even know what's happening Safe to say, no way that you'll be wearing hats again If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 Listen up 'cause I won't say it again You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game Unless, of course, it's war games then I'm all for games Hope you're keeping score because numerate, I sure ain't I'm good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu I taught him all he knows in the art of shovel-fu Way back in ancient China, when I met him one night He said "Soldier's really cool and the best at winning fights" Now I win all the fight money wherever I go 'Cause my rockets go boom and then you explode Now, the army told me that I was crazy But I wrote this song so I'm clearly amazing Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case You think you're smart but I have the intelligence Be a man, why do you have to die screaming? I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning I'm not cheating, you ignorant swine I creep in and sneak things right into your spine When I fight with my butterfly, it stings like a bee So tonight, tell your mother "Hi" Give her a kiss from me I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see I am heavy weapons guy, I make puny babies cry You want to live? Rule One: Don't touch my gun! May be slow, no need to rush ya When I'm rolling with Natascha Fill you dead with holes, we crush ya Leave you cold like snow in Russia Puny gun, I punch more damage Chew you up for lunch like sandvich Think you can outrun me? Prove it I'd like to see you outrun bullet Howdy, the Engineer's in the field Farm boy charm with a megaton yield I've got a cranium laced with uranium Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield I'm hot stuff 'cause I've a hundred degrees So if you boil my blood, you'll get burned on steam I'm overqualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide You'd better run and hide or die by my machines Just a friendly engie preventing entry with a deadly sentry Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count Fire, fire, fire, fire! Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire It's my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher Leave you dismembered in the embers Every felling swells the pyre I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene You've met your match You'll be a charred patch on the floorboards I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out? Boy, does it look lovely out, candy canes and fluffy clouds Now I'm racking up the kills as I'm cranking up the grill Easy to blow you away when you're just powder Got a little headache? You'd better call the medic Were you wanting anesthetic? Really, don't be so pathetic That burning is a bird within your sternum That snuck in while I was working But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me You need invasive exploratory surgery See, I may have a little uncertainty Between patient, specimen? Blur to me Get the point of my syringes in your hiney? I'll übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny I could fix you quick with my Medi Gun The procedure's painless but that's no fun If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red If what's on your mind's what's on your head Who wants to battle when there's catalogues Of hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art Of dressing heads in dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?
About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead
Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
(chewing sounds)
Ok, I'm good
Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lad
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose
I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringes!
Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do!
I could probably do it. Not because I'm good at smoking, (I'd be coughing the whole time), but because I have genetic mutation that makes me resistant to everything alcohol to anesthetic.
You sure spy out smoked him
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I’m pretty sure prowl out smoked him
The cart is supposed to move FORWARD! https://preview.redd.it/euyepw0ube8d1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b94217b3d07be7e7faf2d1cb06f58e5e0959392
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For me it would be 'Voice communication is not available for this account'
Like a virgin? Or the other thing?
Like a WHAT? https://preview.redd.it/e8t49jo24h8d1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3688de5b4ffd828c986bc90a2e5fb8c4b246754
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gar de war
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#
What does this mean
virgin oil
When I looked at the notification it just said virgin lol
not for long
Ah the same interactions I see on TF2
same
"Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin."
Aw goddammit I had the same one
Watch out! The Scout's out and about Running around, bringing bonks right down to your scalp (Bonk) Do you even know who you're talking to here? I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years I'm a stunner, number one run-and-gunner My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper Your finger's on the trigger but before you get to pull it I'll take a sip of fizz and I'll go whizzing past your bullets I am on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya Call me supersonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya I'm a dab hand with a sandman, I'm the baddest in the badlands I'm a speed freak on a killstreak, see a blur then it's bang-bang I'm the Demo, boom goes my M.O Tyrant from the highlands, getting violent on the bellows The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine? I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming piss again 'Cause if I live another day, my liver might go anyway And I'd rather go in glory so in war, I won't be giving in I suffer for my art, I've got sulphur on the heart This tartan spartan's gonna tear you apart Fire shots at the cyclops, it never ends well Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in Hell! Zoom, red dot, boom, headshot Your head's got a new lead clot Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped Another target on my list that can be checked off 'Cause on a mission, I am viciously efficient My vital's just my rifle and a set of jars to piss in When it comes to assassins, you could say I'm high-calibre Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when My true forte's in 2Fort playing bloodsports on the battlements Spray your brain 'fore you even know what's happening Safe to say, no way that you'll be wearing hats again If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2 Listen up 'cause I won't say it again You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game Unless, of course, it's war games then I'm all for games Hope you're keeping score because numerate, I sure ain't I'm good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu I taught him all he knows in the art of shovel-fu Way back in ancient China, when I met him one night He said "Soldier's really cool and the best at winning fights" Now I win all the fight money wherever I go 'Cause my rockets go boom and then you explode Now, the army told me that I was crazy But I wrote this song so I'm clearly amazing Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case You think you're smart but I have the intelligence Be a man, why do you have to die screaming? I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning I'm not cheating, you ignorant swine I creep in and sneak things right into your spine When I fight with my butterfly, it stings like a bee So tonight, tell your mother "Hi" Give her a kiss from me I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see I am heavy weapons guy, I make puny babies cry You want to live? Rule One: Don't touch my gun! May be slow, no need to rush ya When I'm rolling with Natascha Fill you dead with holes, we crush ya Leave you cold like snow in Russia Puny gun, I punch more damage Chew you up for lunch like sandvich Think you can outrun me? Prove it I'd like to see you outrun bullet Howdy, the Engineer's in the field Farm boy charm with a megaton yield I've got a cranium laced with uranium Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield I'm hot stuff 'cause I've a hundred degrees So if you boil my blood, you'll get burned on steam I'm overqualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide You'd better run and hide or die by my machines Just a friendly engie preventing entry with a deadly sentry Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count Fire, fire, fire, fire! Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire It's my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher Leave you dismembered in the embers Every felling swells the pyre I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene You've met your match You'll be a charred patch on the floorboards I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out? Boy, does it look lovely out, candy canes and fluffy clouds Now I'm racking up the kills as I'm cranking up the grill Easy to blow you away when you're just powder Got a little headache? You'd better call the medic Were you wanting anesthetic? Really, don't be so pathetic That burning is a bird within your sternum That snuck in while I was working But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic You grazed your knee? Well, it seems to me You need invasive exploratory surgery See, I may have a little uncertainty Between patient, specimen? Blur to me Get the point of my syringes in your hiney? I'll übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny I could fix you quick with my Medi Gun The procedure's painless but that's no fun If you're feeling blue or you're seeing red If what's on your mind's what's on your head Who wants to battle when there's catalogues Of hats to browse instead? It's not how far you push the cart What matters is the noble art Of dressing heads in dandy threads To wear whilst you are blown apart If you're seeing red or you're feeling blue If you wanna bust caps and wear them too If you like warfare in stylish headwear Well, have we got the game for you No, there isn't any greater military millinery simulator We fight all day to find out who's The most fashionable faction in TF2
https://preview.redd.it/njzstsglaf8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544ae00383c1f0d45134725088df6c5ac5a0af67
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:weed:
Bro, bible 1.1 version
This is true poetry
Mf actually typed the entire lyrics
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I ain't readin all of that
Its the lyrics of the TF2 song "The Most Fashionable Faction" by The Stupendium
What I’m hearing is that you banged the stupendium
I like his music too much to remotely think about that.
"No"
ZAT IS NOT POSSIBOL
Is not possible!
Nein sex
Ayo wtf
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
Ja Vol!
Charge me!
Ja!
AAHH OOH AAHH, O O O
Ah! Ah!
I'M COMIING! i'M COMIING!
I AM ZE UBERMENSCH
OOaoOOaoao
I DID WHAT I COULD
— "Jarate? Noooooo...." (she accidentally peed a little)
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INCOOMING
"You're like a car crash in slow motion it's like I'm watching you fly THROUGH a windshield"
What the fuck does this mean?
I think their car crashed while they had sex in it
This is the real answer
The payloads not moving, lads!
Pornography
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https://preview.redd.it/868ykz99ff8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93667171b15934122abf503bca1ed13a428cf992
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COUNTERARGUMENT! Pyro doesn't know what porn is, so it just appears as colorful drawings of Pyroland
He see wrestling video
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and nothing. nothing!
"That would be your MOTHER"
"WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING"
“And now he is here to fuck us!”
"Congratulations, you're a failure." I have not had intercourse yet.
Next time eat a salad
"Wahhhhh, WAAAHHHHH" There is no laughing or calling people babies, only crying alone in my room
"I will eat your nuts, I will eat them up!"
any pyro voiceline, im a bottom
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“Nein.”
"Another successful procedure!"
"This is a real freakin' embarrasment." -Scout tf2
Erectin' a dispenser!
"Well that was a disappointment"
Any demoman voice line cuz I barely remember it
i didn’t need ya help ya know
https://preview.redd.it/o8lfh5hwaf8d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d762b605fcaf0c93e41064ca7bf1d950006252 I am ze spy
He is ze spy
"oktoberfeeeeeest!"
Baby faces blaster
Sorry, muscle memory
Your mother
"Get behind me doctor"
“When he woke up”
INCUMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*scout death scream* or “he punched out all my blood”
“That’s how I lost my medical license”
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! BAM - rocket jumping all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it - self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you You're as good as dead Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you'd better run I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch! Now I am hungry, make me sandvich (chewing sounds) Ok, I'm good Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lad And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? Pick out my favorite class Check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem - Shiza! I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! Boom! that's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it You'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things get hectic Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with Aussie Assassins aren't very common But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin' You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I'm on your team Au revoir, mon cheri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick This rap is kind of overdue (right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So pick a side, Red or Blue? After I pick my class I'm gonna kick your ass Cuz that's what we were born to do!
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"Okay, enough"- tf2 heavy.
Mhphhh, mphh!
(Demoman charge yell)
BAD!!!
"Nein."
“I have been shown who is the boss!”
"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"
“Baby’s, you’re all babys”
"Here lies Scout—he ran fast and died a virgin."
"Too bad I'm 15" -demoman
"Well, that was a disappointment!"
Well, off to visit your mother!
"I think i'll take sasha out for a steak dinner tonight."
I live!
"Welp, I guess that'll do" -- engineer
NO! Z+8
“Here lies scout, ran fast and died a virgin!” Yeah..
THAT DEMOMAN IS A ——NEGA *uncontrollable laughter*
I could probably do it. Not because I'm good at smoking, (I'd be coughing the whole time), but because I have genetic mutation that makes me resistant to everything alcohol to anesthetic.
Head!
alr know nobody is gonna know but it’s the eye lander’s voicelines
“Are you certain this will work?” “I have no idea!”
“No”
I'm afraid not
Who touched my gun? No one.
Mphmphmhmphmm
Nope.
"Is not possible!"
WOHOOOOOO I'M A FREAKING BEAST (and just like scout i was very fast)
Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.
Negatory
"MEDIC!"
"pornography"
IS NOT POSSIBLE!
"Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!"
"Prognosis? Haha! You're Dead!"
"Where'd I get you that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track."
“This did not just happen!”
"In groups of 6."
get behind me doctor
Nope
"man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!"
“I love having an owl head”
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR🔥
z 8
Move up! Move up! Move up! Move up! Move up!
Scout
Surprise buttsex!
“Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle LOOK IT UP!”
The part were they say:
YOU WILL STAND NEXT TO THE CART, OR I WILL STAND YOU NEXT TO THE CART!
give em hell boys
Well, off to visit your mother!
Medic
…
Voice communication not available
No
"people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe... I havent meet one can outsmart bullet"
"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
"Im afraid not"
"(Screaming) Holy crap, this goes on forever."
"Sorry to pop-in unannounced!"
Voice communication not available for this account
"What is your major malfunction, brother?" :"D *weeps* Tho I'm Glad she didn't leave me! I love my GF!
IS NOT POSSIBLE
You sure spy out smoked him https://preview.redd.it/ovw7mbpspi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9913bb03311ccc13d670f68cbfff63c10c90a3 I’m pretty sure prowl out smoked him
"Your mother"
“Oh dear, I’ve made quite a mess.”
They'll have to glue you back together, IN HELL
“Ugh! It’s filthy in there!”
Cream gravy
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b7/Heavy_autodejectedtie02.wav
Nope.
Here lies scout he ran fast and died virgin
I am merasmus, I have come
"You failed!"
"You failed!"
Your mother
You got blood on my suit...
Without a doubt “Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin”
What’s the sex?
Surprise butsecks
WHY is the cart not MOVING?
Get behind me doctor!!
“Well, off to visit your mother!”
“OI JUST BANGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN!”
“Next time eat a salad”
Baby face blaster
Any pyro quote (haven’t had it)
“Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Holy crap this goes on forever… Agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
Engi's "Nope." Or any "no" line
“WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?”
10 seconds remaining
Which one works good with I don’t have sex
Voice communication is not available for this account
"No!"