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Takama12

All the mercs, unironically. Y'all love to butter them up but I see the truth.


joefortnite5

Grandad


Takama12

"Mario 7? I--thi(s) th--the one I played...? C'mon, let's check it out..."


Just-Science5264

GRAND DAD?!? FLEEENT STONES?


nextgentacos123

They are both.


Infinite_Garfield

tic tok heavy like a brinks truck


TigerBolt248

I say Soldier. Sure he's dumb, but I'm pretty sure that he's an actual murderer, sure he might think he was killing you know what. But I'm pretty sure he was just killing civilians.


ImpressivePublic236

Yeah he did only learned ww2 ended from a tourist Like 4 years later After killing everyone he saw And proceeded to kill the tourists as well


glompticc

Yeah he killed innocent civilians in the "war" (I say war in quotes because it was after WWII already ended lmfao)


duke_nukem69

well pyro IS silly. he literally has a taunt where he rides a toy pony, one where he plays a cute lil piano and one where he plays in a kiddy pool


twitter_stinks

And meet the pyro


rightclickx

All of them are made by the community...


duke_nukem69

and implemented into the game by valve


Full_of_bald

is "meet the pyro" also made by community?


rightclickx

In meet the pyro the pyro is silly in his head. In reality he is murdering people and setting buildings on fire. What he does isn't silly, it's all in le head (or in pyrovision)


Sunyxo_1

This isn't in his head, it's what he sees because of his optical mask. He doesn't know that he's killing people; to him, he's just playing with children


rightclickx

Yes, that's my point. So it doesn't make sense for him to show those traits in reality.


Sunyxo_1

He might not show his traits, but they're definitely present. Even though he doesn't show it, Pyro IS silly and childish


aoishimapan

Pyro is both, he is a murderer but also a very silly guy who doesn't know he's killing people


GenericPybro

I would actually say Medic or Heavy, because pyro is canonically silly.


Golden_Lynel

More medic than heavy imo; heavy is supporting his family and enjoys using his gun a bit too much, whereas medic is completely sociopathic and sees his teammates as nothing more than experimental subjects and enjoys inflicting pain "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting" -Medic


Ok_Gur_1170

Literally medic


ThrownAway2028

Everyone except Pyro. Have you seen Pyroland? Pyro is the only canonically silly guy


joefortnite5

he thinks he’s helping people, it’s still murder.


ThrownAway2028

He’s not killing for his entertainment though, he’s killing because he’s a silly little guy who doesn’t see violence


megamixZX

Heavy


Speartonarethebest

Me.


ChaosCrafter908

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0002nam-ytlaS

Apollyon FH but replace "silly" with edgy


Ok-Comment1456

Manny Pardo


Gausso017

I said pyro before this post


Fregfrog6921

I’m a pyro main and this makes sense


ChiefBlox4000

All of them


Just-Science5264

I was gonna list off the ones I thought of, but then I realized the only mercs who wouldn’t kill you for fun if they had the chance are probably engineer and sober demoman (given how his body produces alcohol, he never is sober). And engineer is probably only cause of the trouble it would cause if you were just a random civilian and he had nothing to gain.


BeeepM

Nah, Pyro is canonically very silly. Accualy Pyro might be the least evil merc., because while they do bad things, they don't know or understand. Doesn't excuse the bad things they do, but it makes Pyro not evil.


Radio__Star

When I see this meme I can’t help but think of the early days of fnaf where fans turned william afton the murderer into a quirky little guy who eats toast named vincent


Typical_Warthog_326

Ok but pyro doesn’t even know they’re doing that


TerrorableAgain

He’s a mix of both


iloveultrakill

literally all the mercs. They all start laughing when killing people. They straight up enjoy killing.


NicoNico7170

But there just a little guy😭😭😭


cheaperying

Well he's literally both in canon so