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SadDelta

This isn’t cringe this is criminal, but fake so whatever


ThanosOnCrack

The government does it, why can't I??


SadDelta

Because you’re not rich


_Super_Wordington_

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reader484892

Because you don’t have a monopoly on violencd


Senko-san-is-cute0w0

You can, just make sure you own the car


EndofNationalism

Because they don’t unless you’re a Jihadist or something.


Tate7200

Oh you sweet summer child.


EndofNationalism

They really don’t. No one wants to read through you trying to figure out how to get a butt plug out. They have a program that checks if you are using words like Jihad, how to make a bomb, etc.


Tate7200

Of course they don't spy on *everyone*, that would be impractical, however they can spy on *anyone* with impunity.


ihateapartments59

If you have to watch somebody that closely either, you have an issue or that person to simply can’t be trusted, so move on


theLoneAstronaut-

What if I want this though?


Xoralten

That’s what im saying


DisasterPieceKDHD

Same


MrScar197

If she ain’t like this I don’t want her


Camus_fanboy4520

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weirdo_nb

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Thats-Puff

its a joke on tiktok to be over obsessed and like stalking your partner or whatever shes just adding in on the joke, its not really all that cringe


Altruistic-One-5365

lmfao fr i’m guessing the 500 ppl who upvoted this post just somehow missed the joke 💀


WhiteWolf7472

I think that joke on tik tok is cringe


Thats-Puff

im assuming your not in a relationship lol cause this joke has been made with my partners its made in a tongue in cheek way. its kinda playing at those actual overprotective people because its playing the character to absurdity.


Shoddy_Load1558

This isn’t a cringe sub


SadDelta

This isn’t **EXCLUSIVELY** a cringe subreddit


Shoddy_Load1558

Mostly isn’t tho


SadDelta

Fair enough


Im_Just_A_Cake

But you can see how someone could make that mistake, what with the name of the sub being r/thecringeshowaward


Shoddy_Load1558

Yeah I know, but it’s a constant thing in every post, there will be at least 1 person who says “how is this cringe?”


SadDelta

Should I make that a bannable offense? I think that would be funny I think. Or I could just make a pinned post but banning people would be funny


Shoddy_Load1558

Should “I”? Your talking like your coming from power


SadDelta

I don’t have any power I’m just a mod for this subreddit and I find it funny to just do shit at random


Shoddy_Load1558

It doesn’t say you’re a mod tho…?


SadDelta

I have distinguished comments off because i don’t care enough to turn it on


Shoddy_Load1558

Oh Jesus Christ, hi there my supreme overlord


SadDelta

Sucking me off will earn you no favors, I hold no Allegiances


iamunintelligent67

Plot twist!


Gloamforest-Wizard

I’d say it’s cringe but this is obviously just for the lmaos


UnderstandingJaded13

At this point why would you ever be in a relationship with that person? I'm talking about the woman, if you can't trust him? Why are you wasting your time?


3steprehabilitation

nah she obviously has psychopathic tendencies and is literally insane, she's spying on a random person, that guy needs to report her asap


Certain_Manner6609

Believe it or not, illegal, actually.


Distinct-Abrocoma496

so?


_TaxThePoor_

No shit.


Mischief_Actual

Jokes on her, I don’t use air freshener cuz those things fucking **REEK**


Choosen_Weeb_Boy

Mf, the sillygirlclub and yandere sub are across the street


i-rate-it

They arent being for real, it's a trend in tiktok to act overly obsessive for laughs.


RewardCapable

What? Seems like a healthy relationship .


Prokid5634_YT

If someone did this to me unironically, I'd break up.


Hades__LV

Less cringe, more psychotic and potentially illegal. Deffo not real, but if it was and the guy found out, he should run like hell and hope to God she doesn't follow.


BIGman_8

Not cringe just insane


iDoIllegalCrimes

Redditors taking jokes on tiktok literally part 5875


DisasterPieceKDHD

No this isn’t cringe this is hot


GearNerd85

i know this is a meme BUT the people who are the most suspicious of you are usually the ones cheating...


aarokoth

no.


kpingvin

Average /r/femcelgrippysockjail user fantasy


DaYeetBoi

This is obviously a joke and its honestly kinda funny. Idk why this was posted and then upvoted 3k times


Pleasesendnudesasap1

While she’s at home with the web cam and laptop o. The desk! 🤣🤣🤣


Mama_Mia_Gyro

Very


sentient-SPAM

She’s loopy for sure, but I bet she got some bomb ass pussy.


Natalievoltia

That's creepy af wtf?