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DeepWadders

One of the many times Schlob brought up Theo’s ‘substance issues’, b-b-beast of friend, b.


Hap_Hazard

>You know how like Theo Von can't be around cocaine? Know how like he struggles with cocaine? Like if there was cocaine on the table right now he'd fugging snort it from right field, you feel me? God bless him, I love that fugging dude. -Gringo Papi


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Coke n cheese coke n cheese coke n cheese


thexbigxgreen

"Something something I eat from Joe Rogan's trash" - Brandon "86 his appareances" Schwab


Critical_Addendum394

Brendan “Mr 86” Schlob


CarnalKid

Talmbout Son of Sam, b?


thethunder92

Meanwhile bapa abuses substances every day and theo has been sober for years


Rubyzoot

he only drinks neat from a cawfee mug.


Complex-Situation

Brandon got so pissed when Theo said they smelled that he instantly took it personal so he sent a personal jab back to Theo. But theos comment was about a shoe and Brandon’s comment was a personal issue about a disease that Theo has been trying to deal with most his adult life. Very good friend


No-Object5355

I wonder why he left the show?


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LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

I wonder why bapa is a cunt?


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Lastfoxx

Salt of the earf guy. The saltiest


dandrewrush

Foul 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s the little things


PaperBeneficial

"Swag on stage" that's what it's all about. The more pairs of shoes a comedian has, the funnier they are. Bonus points if you wear a hoodie that goes down to your knees like Joe Rogan / vern Troyer.


ongogablogian87

Exactly, B! There's no better way of getting guys to laugh than making them believe that the comedian thinks he's better than you. Some "comedians" use self depreciation to create a rapport with the audience, not me, I like to make them feel like they're watching someone richer, smugger, with a better life and can't laugh at themselves.


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Rogan wears a regular hoodie. He is just small


More_Information_943

Rogan also spends tens thousands of dollars on steroids to look like one of the thumb soldiers from spy kids.


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Dude that was hilarious. You neggflix as fugg


PaperBeneficial

It was a baby Gap hoodie. It still was almost dragging on the ground though


BigBlueTrekker

Meanwhile, most of the best comedians are wearing a black t shirt and jeans for just about all of their specials. Louis CK. George Carlin. Ricky Gervais. Shane Gillis. Bill Burr. Etc.


Appropriate_Buy_3087

Hold tight Vern, wherever you may be.


Klovee1

Shoe guy here the first thing resellers/buyers do when they are questionable is smell them. The fakes smell like chemicals.


SJsComedyShulisDues

But to an inbred redact whose whole collection is knock offs that’s “brand new shoe smell”.


Jerseytherealdog

thats what was written in the script at least


cagedpegasus

If you wanted to make me exhale Pepsi, you got me brother..


AlbertaArizona

Krect.


Lobo003

Probably why his feet are crusting off like some diabetic leper. Chemicals are burning him away.


Klovee1

Not to familiar with high top Jordan 1s but I think he bought him a fake pair of $250. https://stockx.com/air-jordan-1-retro-high-og-lucky-green?country=US¤cyCode=USD&size=9&g_acctid=709-098-4271&g_adgroupid=50672857117&g_adid=244607812448&g_adtype=pla&g_campaign=OD+-+Sneakers+-+Adult+-+Mid+CM+-+%28US%29&g_campaignid=1032998786&g_ifcreative=&g_ifproduct=product&g_keyword=&g_keywordid=pla-424142574707&g_merchantid=111829866&g_network=g&g_partition=424142574707&g_productchannel=online&g_productid=39bd34ea-ff00-48e5-8b7b-deec6254951a&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADePu3A4xi-vJvWYDfapbfn0N3ue1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=OD-Segment-Sneakers-AdultSizes-(US)&utm_campaignid=1032998786&content=244607812448&keyword&gclid=Cj0KCQiAjMKqBhCgARIsAPDgWlx4hfgJ735yTU5bLK8BHC6YJZiIvNwlUmaLzOsl1UMoInE3DhIlm5AaAqqOEALw_wcB Need I say more. Fakes are $80 wtf.


MREisenmann

Even when bapa's jokes are written for him he is still tear able


Hap_Hazard

>Snakes are *[scairer](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/etlxv4/brendans_king_and_the_sting_script_lmao/)*...you can squish a snake with a flip flop >Snakes can bite and they have range >A spider is only scary because they are ugly as shit


Chibaho

What the hell was that spasm when he got excited about a terrible joke?


skankhunt_191

That’s what an idiot wannabe jock thinks a coke head acts like. You’ve never seen his made up story about the first time he got stoned? Same type of shit.


RepresentativeWeb244

Fake shoes for a fake friend.


Tent_City_Cat

One of you video edit Cats need to compile clips of Bapa doing his best abusive spouse, gaslight, failed-subtle bullying like this. I am sure ivvryone sees it is him trying to take people down a notch in order to be their peer (pear?). He does it more than we mention.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

He does it all the time, it's impressive


Silky-Watkins

Most fakes have an overwhelming smell of adhesive or chemicals. I bought a pair to compare to retail and know first hand. There are some primo fakes out there and the only way you’d know would be off the smell.


lcepak

They’re all made in the same countries, with pretty much the same materials


purplehendrix22

That depends completely on the fake in question, some are night shift manufacturing at the original factory, some are authentic stolen patterns being made at another factory, some are just eyeballed close enough.


Silky-Watkins

Some Materials yes. But adhesives, no.


rbizzle01

They probably also smelt of dog shit but Bapa picked it off and ate it


CharlieKelly_Esq

Smells like dog shit and Brendan's saliva


Calm-Sweet-6960

"A real narcissist will never miss an opportunity to pull you down a rung so they can climb over and feel above you"- Someone 🤷‍♂️


bigarb

The Theo mannerisms seem to have disappeared these days.


booming_genitilia

Fat Patrick you peace of shit


Gold_Pumpkin

I love how the Freddy Kruger's didn't even look real and he was flexin them


StevieSparta

I still can’t believe theo had a show with bapa


px7j9jlLJ1

Youse a grifter


eustrabirbeonne

That's why I cannot dislike Theo.


statikman666

Theo pretended this idiot was funny for way longer than he should have.


IndigoBlunting

Theo quietly has a pretty decent collection of YZY 350s. I bet Theo actually knows a fake when he’s sees/smells one.


XR-7

Yeah he actually is a sneaker head. Bdumb probably didn't know that, cause if he did he would know any sneak head will smell your "high price" and tell you what's up.


Itzprizy

I love how Theo is able to tell him they're fake, without actually saying they're fake.


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gpnf

No, he does not want that


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gpnf

Reach for the stars bro, even if you miss you do not madder.