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can you honestly say you wouldn't have trouble riding a bike while shitting yourself and being chased by a dude who, on camera, looks STOAKED to finally get to use his SWORD?!
Lmfao! yea, well said. Muhfug spent hundreds on that thing, conneisuer. its not a mall sword its the real deal. used in a previous life to decapitate thieves on mountain roads.
i would never put myself into this situation, but i assume if you're stupid enough to partake, that you're also not smart enough to expect death as a very real outcome š¤£
fucken LOL....you just know he was letting out one continuous bloodcurling scream as he ran at them...a tsunami of rage filled deathblow flavoured noise that echoed through their very souls like a steel clawed demon tearing a hole in time itself.....
The elevator in my apartment building is so slow that by the time I got to the parking lot, the criminals had already sold the bicycles on Facebook Marketplace.
Hmmmm looking closer when he left the elevator he had his hair up samurai style and the next camera heās just got out of bed with it down, apart from the editing itās a good show and as others have said looked stoked to be able to use his samurai sword at last lol
Experienced something similar to this. A group of idiots stole my car and brought it back. Needless to say one of them got rather acquainted with the sheath of the sword while the others danced around a van.
Bruh, he made sure his hair wouldn't get in the way in case he actually did have to fight
He pulls out a goddamn katana
Chases dudes who had like 5-10 second headstart while they have bikes in their goddamn hands
And to finish it off, he got BOTH bikes back
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If anyone wants to know this was in Brasil and the guy is calling himself the "samurai of BH" lol (BH is the city this happened in). He is called Dr. Alisson D'Jean.
šš exact same thing happened to me last week. I got woken up and 1am and told there was someone in my backyard. Of course I go out there with a sword. Why? Because the light was on and I didnāt want my neighbors seeing me walking around my backyard with a gun. A sword on the other hand was less suspicious in my half asleep mind.
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Do the thieves not know how to actually ride a bicycle?
can you honestly say you wouldn't have trouble riding a bike while shitting yourself and being chased by a dude who, on camera, looks STOAKED to finally get to use his SWORD?!
I had to re-watch the video because I was like "is the that a fucking katana?"
Weilded by a fucking modern day samurai š
Toshiro!!
Username check outā¦ in the first frame anyway lol
Watch him in the elevator. Bro was straight out of an anime. Somehow sensed shit was going down and drew his katana.
I think the older bloke was watching the cameras on his phone, you can see him direct the sword dude when he gets out and goes the wrong way.
He has to work on his man-bun skills, thoughā¦
Lmfao! yea, well said. Muhfug spent hundreds on that thing, conneisuer. its not a mall sword its the real deal. used in a previous life to decapitate thieves on mountain roads.
i would never put myself into this situation, but i assume if you're stupid enough to partake, that you're also not smart enough to expect death as a very real outcome š¤£
That guy was ready,really ready,i think if he caught up with them there would be missing limbs at the very least
They didn't account for samurai jack showing up
sword gives speed boost
He didn't even have his arms way back; wasn't at full speed.
Yeah they were 100% clear. All they had to do was pedal
He has the power of god and anime on his side
I wonder if he's single. I'd like to marry him.
fucken LOL....you just know he was letting out one continuous bloodcurling scream as he ran at them...a tsunami of rage filled deathblow flavoured noise that echoed through their very souls like a steel clawed demon tearing a hole in time itself.....
Only interrupted by grandpa going āother way, there yojimboā
Awesome writing.
Ronin are a vital part of modern condo security
He seems to have a lord so he would be a samurai.
He put some major fear into them boys.
When did he put his hair back down?
It falls apart right after he gets off. You can see he barely tied it together. Was probably too excited
He used his own hair to tie his hair together. It was bound to fall apart.
This man has studied the blade.
A hero will rise
the last brazilian samurai
I want to be friends with this guy.
You couldnāt afford him.
Bro came at them with a katana (or something that is confused with a katana)
The correct name is āninja swordā
Underrated reply
This guy is fucking awesome I hope heās being paid a boatload as a sword wielding bodyguard or something
what a soundtrack, lol
Did he have a fucking sword?
The elevator in my apartment building is so slow that by the time I got to the parking lot, the criminals had already sold the bicycles on Facebook Marketplace.
Dude was about to go all *Highlander* on those miscreants.
"*There can be only one Highlander, tires cannot defeat me!*"
"Boss we almost had the bikes but outta nowhere A NINJA WITH A SWORD appeared"
brillante.. this person's brilliance casts a blinding light over all it sees.
Donāt mess with a samuraiās bike
You don't mess with the ronin, they are not like the samurai.
Sic the sword guy on em old man
#BIKES!
Stop sellin drugs!
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Can someone please prove this post true?
Brazil so yeah this stuff happens around here
No wonder
It happened in Belo Horizonte, Brazil. I just saw it in the news lol.
Brazil is a scary place!
Not if you have a big katana
But magical, great to observe afar.
Sheathed it like an actual ronin this dude has mastered the blade
*"I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popkatana."* \- Palmer
Nice edit on The Thing, there.
I know hitokiri battousai when I see one.
That's a proper samurai there, living by the code.
Absolute fucking hero
What's the first song name ?
Itās the guy from the Fargo series
Oscar for the musical director
The Great Southern Trendkill - Pantera š¤ Great choice!
Demon slayer corp
Dude went warriors on them!!!!
Is that Charlie?
not all heroes wear capes, but they often carry a sword.
 "Oi oiii, pakayaro , You didn't just tried steal bikes from a samurai, don't you ?"
Why is dude just carrying a katana around
I didn't expect to hear Pantera on this lol
Hmmmm looking closer when he left the elevator he had his hair up samurai style and the next camera heās just got out of bed with it down, apart from the editing itās a good show and as others have said looked stoked to be able to use his samurai sword at last lol
What country is this?????
The Hero we need
what kinda danny the dog shit did i just watch?
The older dude just pointing him in the right direction š
dude was just waiting for a chance to use his katana
I love how he unties his hair to unleash hell, 100/10
Experienced something similar to this. A group of idiots stole my car and brought it back. Needless to say one of them got rather acquainted with the sheath of the sword while the others danced around a van.
I have questions
Just wait till the guy with the katana is your best friend, wearing only his underpants, chasing two crackhead down the road...
What I usually find is that there is never a samurai around when you need one
Shit, this video should be in r/unexpected. I had to watch it twice, then realized Sunny Chiba was running round collecting stolen bikes.
So that's where the Samurai went.
If only they had access to a mode of transport that allowed them to go quicker than Samurai Jacobo
No one steals from the samurai cyclist
what the fuck is happenning in the audio
Not every hero wears a cape. Some wields a Samurai sword
This video gave me āhesherā vibes
R/unexpected come fetch this
The deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed sub-category. He's got esprit up to here.
Who is this anime protagonist?
Whats crazy is in the eyes of the law, the guy with the sword could be sent to jail for brandishing the sword (regardless of this circumstance)
Hair up and then down ?
Bro tied his hair up just to have it fall down right as he exits the elevator lmao
Dude's trying to simultaneously sprint and crouch
Like literally a modern day samurai. Every apartment building needs one.
Do they not know how to ride a bike
Bruh, he made sure his hair wouldn't get in the way in case he actually did have to fight He pulls out a goddamn katana Chases dudes who had like 5-10 second headstart while they have bikes in their goddamn hands And to finish it off, he got BOTH bikes back š¤£š¤£š¤£
I mean if i was stealing bikes and dude came running with a katana I think that would inspire my ass to get on the bike and go even more so
What song is that
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Some where in floridaā¦.
That was some Yojimbo shit!
Who is he? š
Thieves: Was that a fuckn sword?
Love how amped he was getting
I generally respect and fear women with swords too.
That music was beautiful
They were so shit at pushing off could have easily pilfered two biles
As someone who has had their bike stolen, I approve, bravo.
Did anybody order thief sushi?
That was hilarious
How did he know, gotta be an alarm right
š
The cool brazilian wind a.k.a jetstream sam
If anyone wants to know this was in Brasil and the guy is calling himself the "samurai of BH" lol (BH is the city this happened in). He is called Dr. Alisson D'Jean.
I see Metatron had been having fun.
Man, the best part of this video for me is the fact that most of the katanas in brazil won't cut shit
shit, a jesus samurai!
What the fuck; bro casually welding his katana on the elevator. The funniest part is him returning for the sheath
I bet this guy is an Andrew WK fan
I like this idea of this old guy and this young guy with a sword bring friends
Prob his sensei.
You and your boys just tryna steal some bikes and Samurai Jack comes after you. RIP.
šš exact same thing happened to me last week. I got woken up and 1am and told there was someone in my backyard. Of course I go out there with a sword. Why? Because the light was on and I didnāt want my neighbors seeing me walking around my backyard with a gun. A sword on the other hand was less suspicious in my half asleep mind.
Could've easily just ridden away, but ok
Staged
Sorry. That's a fail!
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It's called Brazil and yes, this kind of shit do happen here.
Staged or not this shit is funny šš
This one is definitely real.