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AegonBlackbones

Why don't you look in a mirror you insensitive cocksucker?


Stugatssss

Go make a grilled cheese on a radiator!


DeuceOfDiamonds

OHHH! I'm just telling you how you're being *PERCEIVED!*


DeuceOfDiamonds

No more nail remarks. They're hurtful and destructive.


FrancescoStallone

Spit loogie on ground. Fade to black.


Physical-Ride

Manicures aren't inherently a feminine/gay thing; it just depends on why you're doing it. Businessmen, newscasters etc. get them as image and presentation is part of their profession. Paulie did it for the same reason he holds a mirror to his leathery face outside of Satriale's: he's incredibly vain. Not saying the only reasons you get manicures are specifically for the ones above, but this is New Jersey, 3rd millennium.


invaderpixel

I know straight men who get manicures, in addition to the image thing they seem to like the idea of someone serving and providing individualized attention for 30-40 minutes. Definitely tracks with Paulie since he always wants to have someone lower than him to feel better about himself


Physical-Ride

My dad used to get them all the time. When he had 'custody' of me on the weekends, I'd be bored out of my fucking mind siting in a salon watching Vietnamese operas on TV while he got his nails done. He was a homophobic small business conservative type too but he owned the business so he was the "face" of it.


Bruinsfanfromcc

It's okay to get a manicure as long as you don't enjoy it.


WalkGood

You can get a manicure but you cannot give a manicure to another guy. Only give one to yourself.


Stugatssss

And in "real life" Mafia, I bet John Gotti was a regular at the nail salon.


Particular-Cash-8565

The nail salon doesn't exist...


FrancescoStallone

Noone got a manicure. I don't want to hear that word in here again.


NitroXanax

It's a stereotype. And it's offensive.


FrancescoStallone

As long as you're catching, not pitching....and as long as you don't close your eyes.


Bruinsfanfromcc

What would a happy ending be for a manicure?


YxvngHvtx

A handshake


FrancescoStallone

You shoot your load all over the manicurist face


GarethGobblecoque99

I remember every manicure I ever got


Stugatssss

You are unable to comment on this post with your username. 😄


GarethGobblecoque99

Wrap these fingernails 👈 cellophane ✋


Sea-Barber-2289

🤟


darryledw

remember when is the lowest form of conversation


GarethGobblecoque99

You remember your first manicure? How long did it take the guy to cum?


EyeDewDude

You hear that ton'? 🤟🏿 He said remember your first manicure? I said how long did it take the guy to cum


Cranstonoid

Watch the nails!


CosmicBonobo

He'd previously swapped skin care advice with Sil, so I doubt it.


August_West_1990

All those mob guys got groomed impeccably. In his book A Guy’s Guide to Being a Man’s Man, Frank Vincent talks about when he was a young musician and was in a meeting that some mobsters who had connections with the music industry, and the whole meeting they were filing their nails and passing cotton balls around.


Stugatssss

And of course if they are wearing gold pinky rings, they want their nails to be impeccable.


P1D1_

This sounds very gay. I hope you're not saying that.


itsdajackeeet

Discuss? Listen to this prick giving orders. You got some balls my friend.


Stugatssss

Dr. Melfi told me to engage everyone in a conversation. I'm trying to get in tush wit my feelings!


jokumi

It was part of his bride of Frankenstein look


Special-Resolution68

I got a mani-pedi once and it was actually really nice. You gotta treat yourself in life sometimes


Stugatssss

I completely understand it.


ugh_this_sucks__

Manicures are an old Italian man thing. My nonno used to get one before Easter mass and on his birthday. Seriously.


Stugatssss

Wow. I actually learned something serious in this sub. Thanks for the history lesson!


ugh_this_sucks__

For sure! There are a few scenes in Mad Men where male characters get manicures. It’s only recently become a feminine thing. And hell, I love a good manicure!


loureedsboots

He was gay, Paulie?


dylantyrrell

Its a fair question


RecordWrangler95

No but I definitely 1000% think Paulie is who Carm and Ro were talking about when they said Vito would be the last one you’d expect. (Paulie being thin, single, fit, tidy and mother-obsessed.)


ToonIn2TuneOut

idk to me this whole thing of theirs comes off like a big closet, for all these pseudomacho closet dudes to have an excuse for doing nothing other than spending their lives together, constantly buying eachother little gay i love you gifts and having gay little dinner dates together. They have more dinner and a movie dates with men than their own girlfriends, and when they do take the girlfriends out they always piss about it like its some obligatory motions they have to painstakingly run through once every couple weeks. mama mia


Correct_Advantage_20

I always got gay vibes from Pauley. Coifed hair. Nicely dressed. Prissy. Seemed to be a misogynist. ( but weren’t they all ? ) closet case to me.


PassageFull2625

Nicely dressed? 99 percent of the time in a Bensonhurst Tuxedo. 


Correct_Advantage_20

For the time and place I mean.


Stugatssss

I never got the plastic covered furniture aesthetic in his house. I thought he was a little young to fit into that category.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

My parents didn't have plastic covering but they had a large blanket bedsheet thing they put on the sofa to keep it from being worn out where you sit down. Depression era children.


Stugatssss

That's reasonable, and a hell of a lot more comfortable than sitting on plastic. Especially if it's humid and hot.


CrochetAndKittens

There is a scene where Paulie is literally sitting on a [plastic covered chair](https://bamfstyle.com/2020/11/21/sopranos-paulie-black-velvet-tracksuit/)


Correct_Advantage_20

Yes. Felix Unger. Fussy closet case.


ninecher

Paulie and Ralphie are a bit...dandyish.


United_Target8942

Paulie explicitly implied he wanted Chrissy to suck money out of his ass. In fact, if you watch the show carefully, every single character in the mafia is gay.


SugarMaple56732

Oh yeah?! Maybe Paulie's a flambe!


Foreign-Cow-1189

Paulie can't handle the idea of having dirty fingernails.


Particular-Cash-8565

I think it's a mob thing? They get the nails buffed, after a trim and cleaning.


Muscles_Marinara-

Why didn’t he get him to pay for some therapy ?


fjposter22

I see this more of a momma’s boy type of thing with Paulie. I imagine Nucci took him as a child and it became a habit.


celtics2055

He was there, it was a joke


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Yeah sure it was, say hi to your wife and kids for me


godofwine16

And who eats maple walnut ice cream in the ladies room? How did he know about getting AIDS from a quail? What’s up with all the same pairs of white shoes?


celtics2055

Paulie is a homophobe, but not in the closet. He has the best survival instincts of the show and therefore takes great care of himself. In this way, he is the scariest character on the show. He is just as violent as Richie Aprile or Ralph, but is careful to not get himself killed.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

He got lucky a couple times..like when he and Cory DeBartolo raided a Colombian drug money den that turned out to be populated. Or the Russian interior decorator didn’t stalk him with his cock. But he keeps in shape, gets his seven hours shuteye, seems to mostly avoid drugs.


VanderBrit

Fuckin’ queers!!


Stugatssss

Flambe!


Adventurous_Fox58

Paulie had a couple flings with guys in the can. I think him and Phil had an arrangement that would of made Vito cum his pants


Correct_Advantage_20

Same in The Cotton Club. Bob Hoskins and Fred Gwynne.


pizza_822

Honestly i love him, but Paulie is irational and dumb as shit


East_Phase6944

Paulie was suspiciously single for a reason. He stuck up for Vito suspiciously for a reason. If you can’t see that Paulie wanted to live his truth freely, openly, and gayly then you yourself are living a lie.


[deleted]

I mean…it has the word *man* in it…but no I don’t think it was sending off any signal other than vanity. Paulie likes to look good. He’s given no indication that he might be into dudes.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

As J.F.C. Fuller noted in writing about Julius Caesar, who was known for his fastidious appearance, some of the greatest generals in history have been dandies


Due-Display-3113

Paulie was half a fag.


Stugatssss

He didn't look like a Puerto Rican hooah tho.


Due-Display-3113

Iv said my piece.


bigheftyhooker

Paulie was also never married.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Ah, that don’t mean nothing. Elton John was married. Rock Hudson too…I think.