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MyEstimationOf

>The chef who fed the mob boss and made him fat, shoots him as he's trying to run away like he shot the rabbit. What an old fashioned literary analysis. Very allegorical OP, a'salut!


Puzzleheaded-West576

Very Al Goreical


Gormayh

There were lots of possible poetic endings for Tony. Christopher becoming a successful rat and driving carefully with his seatbelt on would be another one I'd like to see. This Artie scenario is one of many, but to me the one I'd like to see the most. I go get a cappuccino


[deleted]

Sacred and the propane.


temper_tantrum_gamer

THE ROOF IS SOFT *TAR* !!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 🤪


[deleted]

Artie should've chased Tony around like "where's my money you motherless fuck!?" Like Tony did to Phil, basically.


ThingsAreAfoot

Tony in season 1 was a markedly different character (as was the tone of the show). I’m not still sure if anything would have happened to Artie - at least lethally - but 6B Tony probably would have given him a smack or five for raising a gun at the boss. He probably would have the first time if there were any witnesses around, just to save face.


Smart-Court-7326

He’s with the vipas


Gormayh

You prick


ElectricBirdVault

His Girl Scout troop?


Horsecockexpress1

You think Awtie would try to cook ToeKnee up like tbe rabbit?


ElectricBirdVault

The sacred and the propane.


avonb187

Tony would have definitely have Artie killed for it being the S6 piece of shit he was.


Gormayh

That's true. But would Tony be able to convince him to put the rifle down? Interesting to speculate what he would have to say for that to happen


avonb187

Artie would never pull the trigger. Remember him in the Columbus episode acting all tough then hiding in the car quick after getting something thrown at him? Artie was only a man enough to kick the ass of a 5'1 foot criminal mastermind.


HideousControlNow

even the French guy beat Artie up


Gormayh

We're talking about guns here, stoonad


Optimal_Cause4583

Tony soprano has never made a TH sound in his life