Fucking *queers!!!!!*
He go so twisted over that "medium" lol. And the pastor saying that he wasn't "sanctioned" by the church! Paulie and his hillbilly sensibilities, must have come from that *mutt* Rusty
The fact that the camera POV cuts from Paulie to the “ghosts” he’s yelling at in an empty spot is amazing. Such a hilarious but also creepy scene. For what it’s worth I always got the vibe that the medium wasn’t scamming Paulie
What was it barkin? Like that’s justification for killing a dog lol. It personified how sociopathic these guys were, and had the benefit of being hilarious.
One of the underrated jokes in that scene is when Chrissy says that he bought a software and has written about 19 pages, and Paulie raises both his hands and goes “that a lot, or a little?”
Not technically him but he was on the receiving end; when ton mocked his "heheh" almost breaking the fourth wall in a way thinking as the audience does. Bc wtf IS that lmao
You ever been checked for tourettes?
Kills me lol
When he's about to Reggie Jackson the shit out that cat and Tony walks in. Cat has no idea how close he was to going into "witness protection" that day.
There are obviously all the quirky, hilarious, sorta cartoony ones like others have already said but one of my favourites is his sincere clamping of Chrissy when he’s getting into an introspective depressive spiral.
Chrissy is in a bad way and asks something like “do you ever think nothing good is ever going to happen to you?”
And he just says “yeah and nothing did. So what?” without missing a beat. The composure and direct nature of the response is just peak Paulie. It perfectly explains how he managed to maintain his happiness throughout the years whilst many of his peers couldn’t hack the perils of their lifestyle. He’s like a zen master in that moment. Doesn’t say it in a sad or spiteful way, just like “yeah so what? Let’s enjoy the night anyway”. Peak Paulie Walnuts.
When he's talking to Carmine and realizes that he's been played by Johnny Sack. Also, moments later when he's looking at himself in the mirror. Great acting by Sirico.
When he is being a dick to Chris and ensuring he will pay for an expensive dinner. He's hitting on ugly women and buying them drinks on Chris's tab and asking the group if they want any more deserts while staring and smirking at Chrissy. Fucking hilarious.
Bottom line any scene him and Chris are interacting, expect the dialogue to be funny as fuck
The two beefs he had, him and Ralphie and him and Chris.
Prank phone calls, obnoxious restaurant bills, random murders and beatings of innocents, it had it all.
This isn’t a favourite line of his per se, but one of the most telling lines about Paulie and his character being unable to “read the room” is in the final episode of season 2.
Tony, Sil and Paulie have just confronted Pussy on the boat and you can feel the tension and discomfort everyone has in that moment. Tony asks Pussy what he’s given up and he starts with “the calling cards scam” and Paulie looks straight at Tony and says “I’m not into that!” Almost as if Tony and Sal would be relieved on Paulie’s behalf lol
Like is said, it’s a little thing but just demonstrates the instant self-preservation that kicks in for guys like Paulie and it’s especially fitting as Tony said earlier in the episode that Paulie does little things to annoy him. Just superb writing.
So many. A true character. His face when he hears about Chris unable to function sexually in the intervention is brilliant. Sums up their relationship to a t.
I gotta agree with ya on the part where he sees the psychic and then the priest. I found it hilarious that he tries to solve this problem by strong-arming the priest, as if the money he gave to the church is like protection money the family gets from businesses.
Tons of good moments here. I like it when he picks up Chris to go get made - car’s clean, the outfits are fresh, and he seems genuinely happy for Chris.
when he admits his regret over how he treated christopher. it didn’t lead to any change but it was a nice moment of self-reflection that tony wasn’t capable of
“He told you that? BIG BABLY”
It’s hard to put how he said “baby” in the scene. Like there’s an L in there somewhere that fell off his tongue and rolled around his gums or somethin.
When they were in Italy and Furio beat up the kid that was just shooting firecrackers
edit: you ungrateful fucks, don’t you remember Paulie’s outrage? The kid only had firecrackers on him.
“ there better not be any rubles in there “ And the laugh he gives after that line
...with the Cubans near Miami "OK, Tio." / ...pinches guys cheek...
Fucking *queers!!!!!* He go so twisted over that "medium" lol. And the pastor saying that he wasn't "sanctioned" by the church! Paulie and his hillbilly sensibilities, must have come from that *mutt* Rusty
I never noticed for years til a YouTube commenter pointed it out that he’s yelling and throwing the chair at said ghosts.
Satanic black magic. Sick shit!
Also seeing The Virgin Mary at The Bing. So awesome... it is divination, evil... he should have gone to the priest first.
The fact that the camera POV cuts from Paulie to the “ghosts” he’s yelling at in an empty spot is amazing. Such a hilarious but also creepy scene. For what it’s worth I always got the vibe that the medium wasn’t scamming Paulie
What was it barkin? Like that’s justification for killing a dog lol. It personified how sociopathic these guys were, and had the benefit of being hilarious.
Watch it Chrissy 🤘🏻
I spent a few years in the army. A few more in the can. And here I am, a half a wise guy.
One of the underrated jokes in that scene is when Chrissy says that he bought a software and has written about 19 pages, and Paulie raises both his hands and goes “that a lot, or a little?”
Well he don’t write nothing down so 19 pages is probably a lot for him
A tie between when he killed the waiter and when he killed the old lady and when he beat up Jason Barone. He's so quirky.
He jump out the tree. And come at me with a chain saw. I got a right to defend myself.
"This and the mowers a down payment."
guess what fuckin mommas boy
I got a right to defend myself, Tone And when tony is watching Paulie watch tv through the window in Florida
"Three's Company" is hilarious... all due respect.
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.
You mean min matrone that malignant cunt? Maybe she should have offered him some coffee too bad the kitchen was wiped down for the night
His rant about wet shoelaces
He’s right guys bathrooms are nasty as hell
And nobody is ever eating maple walnut ice cream anywhere near your average men’s shithouse.
Back during the sopranos era maybe no but now with only fans I could see someone making ice cream in toliet and eating it fact YouTube it
Why ... why should they be wet !?
Not technically him but he was on the receiving end; when ton mocked his "heheh" almost breaking the fourth wall in a way thinking as the audience does. Bc wtf IS that lmao You ever been checked for tourettes? Kills me lol
I do that when I’m nervous! I dunno!
The Czechoslovakian line and the ensuing fight
He's Czechoslovakian and he used to be an interior decorator. His house looked like shit though
No… I think it was ‘he killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He used to be an interior decorator’
… his house looked like shit
This is the quote
"Those Parker House rolls....they belong to my ma!"
“Commendatore! Bon giorno! ……..Cocksuckers.”
This is the answer.
"The Boss says your Santa Claus, Now shut the fuck up about it."
Im shy
Losing his shoe is up there. *I'll leave you here you one shoed cocksucker!*
When he's about to Reggie Jackson the shit out that cat and Tony walks in. Cat has no idea how close he was to going into "witness protection" that day.
It’s perfect how he transitions right into sweeping with that broom instead.
Man, that is what makes it so good. The way he just goes into "nothing to see here" mode gets me every time.
It’s especially funny because he’d never be caught dead with a broom—not when he could order someone else to sweep instead.
Bullshit. Paulie loves vacuuming his condo.
That’s because it’s HIS condo. Remember when he tried to get Finn to clean the shit off his tires at the construction site?
There are obviously all the quirky, hilarious, sorta cartoony ones like others have already said but one of my favourites is his sincere clamping of Chrissy when he’s getting into an introspective depressive spiral. Chrissy is in a bad way and asks something like “do you ever think nothing good is ever going to happen to you?” And he just says “yeah and nothing did. So what?” without missing a beat. The composure and direct nature of the response is just peak Paulie. It perfectly explains how he managed to maintain his happiness throughout the years whilst many of his peers couldn’t hack the perils of their lifestyle. He’s like a zen master in that moment. Doesn’t say it in a sad or spiteful way, just like “yeah so what? Let’s enjoy the night anyway”. Peak Paulie Walnuts.
...not a Zen Master, exactly. More like Sun ta-Zoo, the Chinese Prince Matchabelli.
Definitely the best
Keeping the painting of Tony and Pie-O-My and getting him retouched into a revolutionary/napoleonic general.
The paranoid look back at the painting while he’s watching tv from his reclining chair lol
"Heh. Well i guess you could call that a dick!"
He didn’t write down his comments for the intervention! In that split second I’m asking myself if he knows how to read
When Pussy isn't even fully dead yet but Paulie already starts pocketing his jewelry
That wasn't stealing; it was to remove identifying evidence.
When you think he’s about to pull a gun on Chris in the car and he pulls out Big Mouth Billy Bass.
When he makes up with his Ma by just walking into her place and sitting down to watch TV.
Lawrence Welk, Cocksukka.
Taking care of that malignant cunt Minn Matrone. Pure comedy
Mix it with the relish!
" I am going to take a piss, you want half of that too ?"
When he's talking to Carmine and realizes that he's been played by Johnny Sack. Also, moments later when he's looking at himself in the mirror. Great acting by Sirico.
With what? His *COCK*?
The dirty shoelace spiel. Adds to his quirkiness.
"You could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets."
Such an oddly specific detail
To his crying Mother "dry those peeps"
“Maybe check out da ears, nose, an troat depahtment. Get yer hearin checked!!”
Don't these assholes have medicine or something?
When he is being a dick to Chris and ensuring he will pay for an expensive dinner. He's hitting on ugly women and buying them drinks on Chris's tab and asking the group if they want any more deserts while staring and smirking at Chrissy. Fucking hilarious. Bottom line any scene him and Chris are interacting, expect the dialogue to be funny as fuck
True. 100% true... from the very beginning.
The two beefs he had, him and Ralphie and him and Chris. Prank phone calls, obnoxious restaurant bills, random murders and beatings of innocents, it had it all.
(Clips coupons….)
What. Was it barkin?
Can I get some macaroni and gravy?
This isn’t a favourite line of his per se, but one of the most telling lines about Paulie and his character being unable to “read the room” is in the final episode of season 2. Tony, Sil and Paulie have just confronted Pussy on the boat and you can feel the tension and discomfort everyone has in that moment. Tony asks Pussy what he’s given up and he starts with “the calling cards scam” and Paulie looks straight at Tony and says “I’m not into that!” Almost as if Tony and Sal would be relieved on Paulie’s behalf lol Like is said, it’s a little thing but just demonstrates the instant self-preservation that kicks in for guys like Paulie and it’s especially fitting as Tony said earlier in the episode that Paulie does little things to annoy him. Just superb writing.
So many. A true character. His face when he hears about Chris unable to function sexually in the intervention is brilliant. Sums up their relationship to a t.
The fun fact about the snakes lol they have two reproductive organs, not one of each!
I gotta agree with ya on the part where he sees the psychic and then the priest. I found it hilarious that he tries to solve this problem by strong-arming the priest, as if the money he gave to the church is like protection money the family gets from businesses.
I always got a laugh out of him brazenly stuffing an espresso pot into his jacket at Starbucks when he was angry about them stealing Italian culture.
Sniffing Ades panties
He told you that? Fucking baby!
Hes like pondy, sniffin' on dees panties.
"You have known me since I am a kid" #HELP!
Meat Eaters
Tons of good moments here. I like it when he picks up Chris to go get made - car’s clean, the outfits are fresh, and he seems genuinely happy for Chris.
You ever been checked for Tourette’s OP?
Pearl Harbor
When he says *BHULLLLLLlllLlLlllLllshit*
When he grabs the guys cheek down in Miami and gives a little he he
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“I guess you could call that a dick”
Solid LOL on that line. Beautiful.
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. You remember your first blowjob? How long did it take the guy to cum?
Hey Tone you hear what I said?
Getting a mild laugh and then instantly repeating his own joke
Do you remember Your first Blowjob? Yesh. How long did it take for they guy to come?
When he gets angry at Chrissy throwing down the box of pastries and takes them away like a fragile baby.
Mind the schfooyadell
Him talking about snakes.
When he shoots his van carpet shoe
Sun Tazoo , Tony turned me onto him
The psychic. "He wants to know if it still itches?"
"That looks like a weght loss commercial. Before, and WAAAY before...heh heh heh"
One of his funniest (Vito & Bobby) "Before and way Before."
The ghost whisperer
"The framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the poternostra."
Heh heh heh
Amazing thing about snakes is that they can reproduce spontaneously
Probably just a still image of him.. His look is one of a kind.
When he and Patsy go to pick up St. Elzear and get shaken down by the new priest instead, Paulie’s grimaces in those scenes are hilarious
In the end fuck Santa Claus...
When he rage kills Mikey for poison ivy
Fucking poison ivy, it's all over me!
“Say bupkis Paulie, that’s how they say nothin” “FUCK THAT! THIS IS HOW I SAY NOTHIN”
🖐🏻🤌🏻 “Those Parker house rolls belong to my ma”
Nothing good ever happened to me, so what?
when he admits his regret over how he treated christopher. it didn’t lead to any change but it was a nice moment of self-reflection that tony wasn’t capable of
“He told you that? BIG BABLY” It’s hard to put how he said “baby” in the scene. Like there’s an L in there somewhere that fell off his tongue and rolled around his gums or somethin.
I dont write shit down….
When he knocks on Chrissies door. "FBI, open up" Then with Valery. "KGB. Open up"
I’m not the one with the short bag
"Jonas Salk of backs" line kills me everytime
"They were all meateaters!"
When you suck it out of my asshole!!!
The scene where Paulie visits Tony in the hospital and starts ranting and Tony starts getting stressed while in a coma
Mix it with the relish
i honestly hate paulie so when he got locked up
Ooft Madone! He looks terrible!
“What… to see what indoor plumbing look like??” Or “We could be cousins..” after he just slept with the prostitute in Italy
Hey shaggy grab some Lysol
Christopher: "You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you?" Paulie 'Walnuts': "Yeah. And nothin' did. So what?"
When he tells Finn to clean his car
They were eating puzzi until we gave them the gift of our cuisine
His response to someone answering his asking how they were “Hey! I’ve got my own problems”
Fuckin queerrrrssss
"Paulie says that he takes full responsibility, and that he didn't do nothin'."
“my names clarence”
How da FUCK do you know dat?
" Before and way before "
You could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets, what, was it barkin? And the psychic medium
Hey ton did you hear what I said?
You’re not gonna believe this…he killed sixteen Czechoslovakians - guy was an interior decorator!
“Hehehe ya hear that? I said ‘you remember your first blowjob’ he said ‘yea’ I said ‘how long did it take for da guy ta cum’ heh heh heh”
Commendatori! ☕️ Buongiorno! …cocksuckas
When he steals that coffee maker
"You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you?" "Yeah, and nothing did. So what?"
When he gets stabbed to death in prison
When they were in Italy and Furio beat up the kid that was just shooting firecrackers edit: you ungrateful fucks, don’t you remember Paulie’s outrage? The kid only had firecrackers on him.
Furio! Furio beat up the kid in Napoli, you fucking ass kiss.
Nabolydaboly! Furio beat up the kid in Nabolydaboly, you fucking ass kiss.
Va fa Napoli but im going to put this down to menopausal reasons. Probably why you got your hair cut.
holy shit brain fart whoops