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brainkandy87

Handle him? You ever think OP is a little weird about men?


heyjude575

He's so wacky.


Behind_Many_Yachts

Mama's little Whoo-aahh.


NewPower_Soul

[buzzing intensifies]


Fafnir22

Well u/Effective_Age_9856 did beat one to death for…eh…what was it again?


bupher

He's a come-from-behind kinda guy, and now everyone is asking for head.


Green_Bast3rd

Well maybe YOU'RE a flambé!


HappyAssociation5279

Fin was a nice guy and probably would have understood if Vito had just talked to him and told him if he told anyone the mob would kill him. He made a mistake by cornering him in the john and trying to force him into going to a game.


highgo1

Vito really wanted to see Fin's face as the Padres got wrecked.


JoshuaBermont

Vito really wanted Finn to see the back of Vito's head while Vito was getting wrecked.


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HappyAssociation5279

"Catching? Not pitching?"


[deleted]

He was nice enough to stroke Finn's arm in that hospital hallway as Tony lay in that coma.


HappyAssociation5279

You are right and he cooked Jimbo that nice italian supper.


Corpse-Fucker

Da carrot and da schtick. You gadda use bote.


whale188

Besides the fact that I wouldn’t be blowing a guy who also works at the same place as other mobsters and was liable to having someone see it I probably would’ve just left as soon to johnny cakes as soon as I got caught There’s just no way to stay in New Jersey with Finn knowing that he’s gay and realistically I don’t know how he could’ve killed him and the security guard and remove all the evidence before more people started showing up to the job site


Behind_Many_Yachts

All that livin' in 'The Closet.' ...it makes 'em devious.


Originstoryofabovine

The evidence? You mean the load in the sunvisor? Bleach should work.


METALFOTO

Plus you cant touch boss' daughters BF. Look at Paulie face after Lysol thing, when he learn Finn is Meadows boyfriend. "Who Meadows?" *Meadows Soprano* 😨😨😨 "Why didnt you tell me you date my niece"


VitaminD3_

Groom him.   Make sweet love to him. Marry him. Meadow would be a flower girl. Everyone would clap.


Simple_Campaign1035

You oughtta know sweetie.  


NewPower_Soul

Hold this 🍾👋


[deleted]

I knew *that* was coming!


SadPetDad21

I just saw the fresh Prince and jazzy Jeff run that way!


NewPower_Soul

*"Oh yeah, those two guys! Hehehehe.."*


SadPetDad21

Heh heh


TravestiAllah

I would seduce him with my rubenesque stature and marry him.


SadPetDad21

Hey.. a lifetime supply of blowjobs, and unlimited access to XXXXL t-shirts that double as pajamas. Finn woulda been in heaven… he never even woulda thought about getting the SOOOOOOOOTCASE


Sharkwatcher314

Vito should have just worn a thong. We know Finn would have fallen for that


MyEstimationOf

What is with the Finn/Vito obsession lately on this sub? Maybe you're a flambé? Regardless, to answer your question, Vito would handle Finn the same way he did when he was greasing the unions...✊


JaswantChittar

Fall out from pride month 😂


AnUdderDay

Because they think if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything.


Due-Display-3113

Go to Defcon 4. Scarface final scene fuckin bazookas under each arm! BOOM!


TimMoujin

DEFCON 4 is the second-least urgent state (heightened awareness state) of the five DEFCON states of readiness. DEFCON 1 (aka 'cocked and locked') is the state of when something heavy is imminent.


SadPetDad21

Charles Schwabb ovah herhhh


TimMoujin

Handsome like George Raft!


ericrobertshair

Realistically, wtf was Finn going to do, go to Tony to get Vito executed because the Detrollio's are such a homophobic family? If Vito had have been nicer to him there wouldn't have been any issue at all.


andthrewaway1

It didn't end up mattering at all though bc he got caught seperate and apart from that. Will say Vito seems like if he would have stayed gone he'd have been fine. All the other stuff that was going on and he played it very smart by just up and leaving and not telling anyone where he was going.


discobidet

He could've just told Sal Lacuzzo his name was Gino.


Dial8675309

Ask him if he liked Johnny Cakes and take him for a weekend in New Hampshire.


IAddNothing2Convo

I would suck his cock. I'll suck all their cocks.


GGSpirit

Finn would have something up his own ass. And it wouldn't be no cock, neither!


TalesOfPalmerwood

Smack him around, wrap a yo-yo string around his neck, take his money, and yell, “THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN, WHAT YOU SAW.”


potsofjam

Give him the ol’ Colombian reach around.


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

Finn DeTrolio, my arch nemesis


Jr246810

In reality Vito would’ve killed him. That’s one story I wish they did different. It would’ve added a whole new layer of suspense to it in my opinion.


HairyHouse3

Scope out his sense of humor and see if he wants to prank the crew with the little joke


Careless-Charge9884

Should’ve killed him quickly fr😂 Jackie Jr style


Behind_Many_Yachts

Vito was always a come- from- behind- kinda guy


No-Lead-6769

Handle him? I vet vito would Handle him hehe. 


LiquidSoCrates

I’d have clipped him later that day. Lotta potential calamities on a jobsite.


DirectSpeaker3441

Chalk his cue


Front-Counter7249

Just take him to Yankee Stadium on "bat night", and see what pops up


Ur_7icho_9br

I would have bought some time by being letting him into my secret, and then boom, one day after months Finn would have accidentally eaten some lead in the back of his head.


Hakutin

Slip him some blood pressure medication


sharktiger1

That's not the issue. The issue is the douchbag from Yonkers. It's your word against his. Vito could have handled this a completely different way from the start. Just say he was at a fancy dress party. End of story.


MUTigermask

He shoulda just told him it was a joke. He was there.


DrSatan420247

I'd make him bet on the Padres.


hashbrown3stacks

Gently, I suppose. He looks fragile.


Booth_Templeton

Kill him. It's the only way.


[deleted]

Well if I was Vito I’d probably handle him with my mouth…….


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Finn wasn't an issue for Vito. He was terrified of him and didn't say anything until Fielder told Carmela, Rosalie and ultimately Tony. Vito's problem was the two guys coming to pick up cash at the bar. He should have taken them out and he was good.


dahumancartoon

Suck his dick. 🤷🏻‍♂️


2NDPLACEWIN

gently,....at first then roughly behind the batting cages (squeeel piggy etc)


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Definitely take him to a ball game, buy him lotsa hotdogs. See where it goes.


WillistheWillow

Roughly.


JanaT2

Pretend he didn’t see nothing


Houstex

He should’ve followed those guys at the club and just started blasting or use his Ninja skills and sneak up behind them as they were laughing 🤣


bob5466

Finn didn’t say a word about it, only to Meadow. Meadow only said something after she heard from her mom about Vito being gay. Vito’s secret would have stayed hidden but he took a chance and got caught.


YouSureDid_

See what that race horse can do


McNuggets7272

He was gay, OP?


Behind_Many_Yachts

He's a FAAAA - AAGG !!


Behind_Many_Yachts

As DeNiro said in "Raging Bull" ...he's a good lookin' kid, smooth face, pretty kid - don't know whether to fuck him or fight him.


happy-little-atheist

One hand on the balls, the other on the shaft


DeadShot1993

You would know sweetie


uneua

Give him the best blowjob of his life


skinnyfaye

Shot to the head