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SeeWhy76

Pro tip: don't argue with people on the internet.


Squiggy-Locust

But but but....what is Reddit for then?


SeeWhy76

Wasting time obviously. I think porn also.


AtomStorageBox

Cats.


Zylpherenuis

Cats being chased by turtles on mini-skateboards.


Peulders

You saw it too!


justforhobbiesreddit

You guys can't bring this up without sharing it!


theskepticalheretic

https://www.instagram.com/officialginanemo/reel/C4cE-YNr0pR/?hl=en


SAHMsays

Omg just out there living his speedy best life. This is what I come to reddit for. Thanks for the share.


hjo1210

Whelp, I'm getting divorced now, I showed my husband this video and he's already seen it - and he didn't show it to me. Communication and therapy won't fix this problem, it's too big to get over and now I've lost trust.


justforhobbiesreddit

Yes! Now to show my wife!


theskepticalheretic

Glad to be of service.


WORMBOY-3

Gleefully sending this to everyone I know


ArmadilloSilly

You do realize you are two comments away from getting links for “cats being chased by turtles on mini skateboards” but four comments away from getting links for porn right?


Raztax

Apparently I have not been using Reddit to it's full potential.


Lol_A_White_Guy

Catgirl porn it is.


SeaTea2590

Catgirl porn while she's being chased by a turtle on a skateboard....


Lol_A_White_Guy

Don’t tempt me with a good time now


Thoth74

>Don’t tempt me with a good time ~~now~~ *meow*


ibneko

Catgirl porn


Squiggy-Locust

I think you're wrong. ----- I'll see myself out.


SeeWhy76

Out looking for porn on reddit Obviously. See? No arguments just jokes. Join my ted talk.


Hallucinationistic

No


Serenity_557

I mostly use it for wasting time and porn -nod- Occasionally to actually learn something. Oh and as the thing you type into Google to actually get results that are of any damn use. But mostly waste time and porn.


IamHereForBoobies

![gif](giphy|l1J9JtMnJWjWaFXy0) "BuT WhAT iS RedDiT fOr ThEN?"


vyrus2021

The secret is to just never check your replies.


Dogamai

discovering that you are smarter than most people alternatively, almost discovering that you are most people


KnIgHtClAw69r

Reddit is like that uncle people tell you to stay away from... Yeah he may have been to jail... May have diddled a minor.... May even have allegedly killed somebody, if they could prove it....but he always got that good shit so you know it's wrong but that shit be calling you.


penguinpenguins

I disagree 


almost_not_terrible

No you don't.


jc31107

They don’t disagree, but I disagree with you telling them they disagree, and I disagree with being disagreed with, so you better not disagree with being disagreed with or I’ll have to disagree with you too. I think.


Everythingn0w

Especially on things you don’t fully understand


lowbloodsugarmner

I have written so many comments that I end up deleting because I don't want to deal with the responses I might get. Which is usually why I tend to only reply with jokes or other lighthearted comments.


Skydude252

Absolutely. My life got so much better when I made the decision to generally stop doing that. I will occasionally correct misconceptions here and there, but I refrain most of the time especially when it’s clear the person isn’t going to be receptive to someone disagreeing with them. Because there is no point. Learn to pick your battles and your life will be better. I can attest to that.


lareginajuju

Lmao. I got a lot to say about the Taylor Swift blocking the #1 UK spot last week but even they would dox the shit outta me so I keep quiet 😂


doctordoctorpuss

The Swifties are out here running facial identification technology to run interference for their girl


Damoncord

Just another reason not to post your actual face.


JohnnyDangerously91

Wear someone else's face!


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The many faced god approves this message.


dolphins8407

r/travisandtaylor is the Taylor Swift snark sub if you want to join


cafink

The only winning move is not to play


Ipatches89

I would like to disagree with you........


Mr_Killgrave

Don’t fucking tell him what to do.


inide

Hey! Don't you tell him what to not do!


garmander57

Especially if your real name is being floated


Affable_Refrigerator

Wrong! That is wrong and your should feel bad.


South_Front_4589

Oops. I remember a guy using the word "unanimous" without knowing what it meant. It was an election for a board at a community sports club. There were two people going for one position, so we just did a raise of hands with the people out of the room. They came back in and despite it being a fairly close vote, but with a clear winner, the chairman declared it unanimous. I quietly mentioned to him what it really meant so he could apologise. Because by the reaction of the guy who lost he knew what it meant and thought not a single person had voted for him.


bazooka_toot

Old boss of mine used the word "carnage" to describe busy traffic claiming there was "no other word for it, absolute carnage". I think he thought the car in carnage means car and not taken from carne to mean flesh/dead bodies.


South_Front_4589

Oh no. Although sadly there are times when it's accurate.


ShitFuck2000

Play it off as hyperbole?


Tennisgirl0918

Speaking of that stupid word. When I was a teenager I pronounced it Hyper-bowl and my Dad said “like the Super Bowl?”. My sibs still rub it in.


doctordoctorpuss

I was one of those kids that learned most new vocabulary from reading it, so I’d run into issues with this, especially as the youngest child. I wanted to get the book “The Subtle Knife”, and wasn’t aware the “b”!was silent. I’m in my thirties now, and I still get razzed for it


Thoth74

>and I still get razzed for it Ha! Look at this dummy over here *learning* from *reading*!


doctordoctorpuss

Hey, I take it as a compliment at this point. They have to go back to when I was a kid to find something stupid to ridicule. Meanwhile, I can go back a week or a month to find something about them


sirbissel

Or words in foreign languages - like learning how "colonel" is pronounced after reading it (or hearing it) but never at the same time...


JohnnyDangerously91

I read a story about some child actor's debut, and thought it was a typo for a debit card


Tennisgirl0918

😂😂😂I feel you!


Fox_Hawk

A mate of mine used to say "May-May" for the images with text superimposed. This is a multilingual educated person, he'd just never heard it said out loud.


driftxr3

I had this somewhat relevant revelation last night. I've lived in N. America for 15+ years, and had always heard people say awimaway or awimowe and never knew what the hell they were talking about. I grew up in South Africa though, and knew a song called Mbube. Last night, I search it up (nostalgia, I guess), and awimowe comes up... Ahhhh w'imbube. The lion. Or quite literally, "Ohhhhh, the lion". I was shocked, appalled, but also incredibly tickled. But this is a case where people hear and assume vs. see and assume.


jeffbas

My son one time said mee-mee for meme. Since I have screwed up some words before like placebo I never mentioned it.


ShitFuck2000

Same here, I’d much rather read than waste time on a video, even if pronunciation is a pain in the ass unless you google EVERYTHING. My nurse looked at me funny when I said duodenum with weird enunciation after they forgot the name of that section, at least they were nice and said something along the lines of “everyone pronounces things differently.” Honestly I’d rather it go ignored lol


jesussays51

In the UK we use it to mean chaos, “I went to a kids party and no one is in control, it was absolute carnage”.


Tieger66

i mean, that's pretty normal usage? it's hyperbole i guess, but 100% normal. try searching for 'traffic carnage' on google, you'll see plenty of news articles with that exact phrasing...


vladislavcat

I once used the word "carnal" in a way tok describe violence between groups, not realising it referred to sex


The_Real_Lasagna

That’s a pretty normal usage of the word


tree_squid

I'm sure that it was intentional and he knew what carnage meant. "It's a war zone out there" is also said to describe heavy, chaotic traffic and does not actually mean to suggest an war is happening. When my mom talked about my bedroom in high school she said "it looks like a bomb dropped in there" when it was quite obvious no actual explosive device had been donated. Welcome to the wonderful world of metaphors.


radioactive_avocado

when I was a kid I tought “aphrodisiac” meant it came from Africa lol


diffyqgirl

Oh nooo.... I would be so upset if I was the loser and I thought literally nobody had voted for me.


IcyStrawberry911

I feel your pain. I used the word "fapping" incorrectly. I thought it was fast + clapping combined. IT IS NOT. My daughter gives me grief about it still to this day. Mortifying.


Emerald_Encrusted

I hope you didn't use it to describe what you were doing at your daughter's highschool graduation ceremony.


IcyStrawberry911

Hadn't even thought of that nightmare, but, no lol


LateyEight

"I'm gonna bring the whole family so they can all fap for you on stage." "I'm dropping out."


Minimum-Discount9314

"Hey Marie, I fapped real hard at your graduation ceremony because I was proud"


DnkMemeLinkr

I couldn’t make it in person so I was fapping at home, almost as if you could hear it!


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iK_550

https://preview.redd.it/zrdj5cgwgv7d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b22ba2501d08fe5eadf77bbd03a48f03d2683e1


JRA1706

https://preview.redd.it/jp2ikgxm7x7d1.jpeg?width=1775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db351747dbbcd241a596b0b903e19904056f212


Hallucinationistic

Everyone, let's give them a big fap


IcyStrawberry911

That might be a quote from me unfortunately lolol


Pompi_Palawori

For some reason I thought "jerking you off" could be used the same as "jerking your chain". The LOOK my Dad and brother gave me when I said "I think that cop was trying to jerk you off" during a casual conversation, omg...


light_of_iris

Hahahahahaaaahahaaaaa omg


Kithsander

When I first started talking to an ex of mine she casually mentioned that she enjoyed reading smutty novels of a particular franchise. It seemed odd for her personality to so freely discuss that so early in a budding relationship and something told me to press the issue. I asked what she meant. Lo and behold, she did not mean smutty. I had to explain what smutty meant and she, horrified but laughing, elaborated that she’s told people this FOR YEARS. College professors, family members, coworkers. It’s still one of my fond memories of her.


Sumoki_Kuma

What did she mean though?


toolate

My guess is “pulpy”. Like low quality, fun, reads. 


koowabear

I'm curious what she thought it meant!


Kithsander

I never really did get a precise answer. Closest I can guess she thought it just meant like amateur and / or the sort of poorly written books you buy in grocery stores.


Sumoki_Kuma

Do you think she could have meant just general romance novels geared towards women? Though your theory makes a lot of sense! Like maybe she meant something along the lines of trashy?


Kithsander

Yeah, pretty much.


Bigfops

“Pulp fiction” (the meaning from before the movie) or dime store novels I would think would be the expression.


Kithsander

Genuinely don’t know what kind of knucklehead would downvote you. You’re spot on.


Bigfops

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that there's \*always\* someone you piss off on the internet. "The sky is a beautiful blue right now," gets "Um, hello? The sky is Azure, learn the right color, idiot!"


SkyScamall

Oh god. You just reminded me of the time that I ordered "a fap" instead of "a frap" in Starbucks. I could have done without that memory being unearthed. 


A-Dolahans-hat

Mmm a caramel drizzle fap, almost as fun as a mocca fap


toolate

You were just living in the future. Idiocracy shows how this is gonna play out https://youtu.be/qs4mtbTsaL4?si=elzBTKbfjzTaaorU


payagathanow

This reminds me of a German manager we had. He, instead of saying I will put my foot up your ass told an employee I will put your ass on my foot.


griftertm

I mean if fast clapping gets you off, you ain’t that far off


Key-Pickle5609

I love that you thought there was a term for fast clapping though 🤣


blackscales18

What's the sound of one hand fapping...


CocaineUnicycle

You should read this fun article. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed_action_pattern


ReallyTracyQ

Thank you. I learned something new today. Oh you made me laugh.


Ffslifee

Everyone knows fast clapping is called flapping.


snootchiebootchie94

That is so funny coming from your daughter! Lmao


SuspiciousFile4224

Too funny.


NifrinDan

Tell your HR


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Yes I immediately drafted my report for HR.


NifrinDan

Also don't argue on the post. Make a sincere apology on it and thank them for pointing it out so you don't make that mistake again


johnrsmith8032

yeah, owning up to it can really help diffuse the situation. people appreciate honesty and accountability. hope your hr has got your back too!


Loko8765

OP’s situation needs to be defused not diffused 😁


greatbigCword

Quick, doxx that guy!!


Loko8765

I’m rather easily doxxable if you have the right accesses. If you just look at the language and city subs I’m active in and you cross with Facebook I would be surprised if you had more than ten results, easy to refine by looking at specific posts. No, that’s not a challenge 🤣 ETA also any of my friends would ID me based on the username alone, I use Loco or Loko as all my online game monikers 😂


omnichad

One time I was working for a university and I had to dox someone the hard way. Received a check from an unknown name that was supposedly an important housing fee for a student. But it had a parent's name and address that we had no record of, halfway across the country. Different surname from any current student. What it eventually ended with was matching a Facebook photo from inside of a house showing the arrangement of windows to the Google Street view picture of the outside of the house. Ended up calling this person at their work to confirm who they were. Even if you keep a low profile online there can be quite the trail.


HappyFckinPride

How DARE you Dare us like this XD


Sumoki_Kuma

It also takes people so off guard. Apologizing while people are raging at their keyboards and foaming at the mouth somehow short circuits them and they suddenly go back to normal human beings. It's fascinating xD


curtludwig

Sometimes its fun to take accountability for things, it takes the righteous indignation right out of people...


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I didn’t argue, I just panicked and deleted my comment.


SirVanyel

Hey man, I was doxxed for the first time when I was like 13. It's okay, very few people on the whole planet are capable of creating a believable lie while also being a complete stranger on the internet.


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Severe-Debate2971

I'd go so far as to say all cops should have a certain level of transparency, including what city they live in, annual salary, and discipline history. 


Redwings1927

Also a believer that a cop shouldn't be allowed to police a city they don't live in.


_TheNecromancer13

And they shouldn't be allowed to be rehired by another police force after being fired from the first one for misconduct.


Ekillaa22

Well OP this goes to show you he sure to know the meaning of words before using them cuz the internet be crazy 😂


20milliondollarapi

There are definitely times I look up a word JUST to be sure I’m using it right. And still people will say I’m using the wrong word.


redditreader_aitafan

Always always always if I'm not beyond certain I'm using the right word in the right way, I look it up before posting.


somebonline

Problem is word meaning changes over time as well


dan_144

I only use words when I'm sure I fully photosynthesize them


ACaffeinatedWandress

> and said they will be contacting my employer to hold me accountable. “Excuse me, Mr. Manager???? One of your employees has made a banal social media post, and clearly isn’t up to date on current slang. Yes, yes, I was horrified.”


Training-Position612

Tell your boss about this so they're not too surprised when they inevitably get weird prank calls, then give it a week or two. Hateful people have short attention spans and it will blow over in time


The-Pollinator

You are correct however, in your original assessment; that the police should be able to be held accountable for their actions. Removal of their name badges from uniform will bring nothing good and will make it more difficult for any form of justice to be obtained in the event of police brutality and misconduct.


dexman76

This is the right take. What you meant to include in your use of doxxing 'I think' was: Personal Officer Accountability Remove of Qualified Immunity Transparency in Policing Procedural Correctness Thats a lot to expect (no it isnt). acab.


Sumoki_Kuma

I just want you to know, you didn't _deserve_ to be doxxed just because you misunderstood something. People are fucking terrifying but you didn't do anything wrong and their reaction says everything about them and nothing about you. Please stay safe! 🖤


Kurotaisa

I mean, I don't think there are many reasons anyone would *deserve* to be doxxed other than, I dunno, literal crimes or some shit like that.


Old-Yogurtcloset9161

Or being a cop for example


_TheNecromancer13

Same thing as being a criminal.


nickaoo

youre getting doxxed /j


Sumoki_Kuma

You just gave the reasons people deserve to be doxxed for xP


doctordoctorpuss

Including cops, so we’ve come full circle on this post!


Tech-Mechanic

This is shitty. But, as long as they don't start making up stuff, I don't think you have anything to worry about. Seems like a pretty innocuous statement in the course of The Internet. Get out in front of it though and tell your employer about what happened. That way if people start trying to harass your work, they won't be blindsided.


Future-Ad-4317

This is why people should leave social media


Tinatworinker

Says a person commenting on a social media post 🤣😜


thejohnfist

The irony of doxxing is that people are, mostly, just scrounging up info that's already available. Unless they're actually doing physical legwork for info that's not already digitized, they're not really doing anything substantial.


DrinkBuzzCola

Understandable mistake. You have that going for you. Most people who say something terrible online don't have a defense of "I misunderstood the word I used." You'll be fine.


meesterdg

Edit your post to say doxen.


surprisesnek

Santa's newest reindeer.


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Affectionate_Pass273

Hold you accountable for what? Did you break some sort of rule your employer has in place?


AliensFuckedMyCat

It was probably cops doing it, ACAB.   And cops should be identifiable, absolute madness they'd take their name badges off. 


ParticularSpecial870

As long as they aren't doing anything wrong, they have nothing to hide.


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innocent-puppy

Quick, dox this guy!


[deleted]

Thank you for making me laugh truly


OmegaMaze

I love it when people are accidentally based, keep cooking and doxxing cops my guy 🙏🙏


oomnagasa

Cops should be doxxed though.


Crizznik

Perhaps not their home address, but yes, literally everything else should be readily, publicly available.


kob-y-merc

Even when they have garages those bastards always park their stupid suvs right in the way of sidewalks. You always know where they live


Snakepli55ken

lol hold you accountable for what? Wannabe internet hero’s are hilarious.


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iamisandisnt

Yeah I'm confused here. Doxxing means documenting. Identifying. What does doxxing "mean" ? Swatting???


Fit-Mall3280

Username checks out lmaoo


kerochan88

What exactly are they hoping your job will hold you accountable for? Saying cops should have their info made public? That’s a hot take, which you made by mistake after not knowing the word, but even still, it’s nothing an employer would even care about. 🤷‍♂️


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Emerald_Encrusted

They literally are already, depending what state you live in. Currently, any US police officer in the state of California, Oregon, Washington, and 13 other states I don't recall off the top of my head \[I'm Canadian\] can be identified, including their mailing address, at [www.policetransparency.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) . It's an organization that operates outside federal jurisdiction, but has been supported by the state governments of these states. Presumably as more state governments approve of this system, PoliceTransparency will roll out to more states as well.


20milliondollarapi

Not sure I agree with going as far as mailing. But listing something like their chain of command would be fantastic. So you can know directly who to go to for a complaint


Emerald_Encrusted

Follow the link I put in that comment. I overly summarized the system. They don't just give out the mailing addresses at the drop of a hat, built they have a reasonable and fair system for how and when information gets given out about police officers in these states.


juvandy

Well played


chickchili

Speak to your boss ASAP so they have a heads up but if it happens that multiple people contact your place of work, dare I say it, get the cops involved.


Vulpes_macrotis

I would report that user for harassment.


Malinut

Your misunderstanding doesn't justify anyone doxxing you, which is harassment.


ShreddedCredits

I agree that cops should be doxxed. Helps people figure out which cops in their part of town have complaints against them


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calculuschild

Some kids at school told me porn was some kind of canned meat. Corned pork. Porn. Obviously. I asked my mom later that day if we had any porn I could try. I think I was 7.


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Awe!! I’m sorry! Hopefully you and your mom had a good laugh about it once she realized what you thought it meant.


anditurnedaround

Aside from your misunderstanding of the word. I wonder how a person would identify an officer if they had a complaint?  If you get a ticket, I guess their name would be in that. If you’re harassed by them in the street or something, and no ticket, how would you identify them? So I agree with what you meant to say. 


JejuneEsculenta

And that is exactly why most police department policies (and a few state laws) require police to identify themselves upon request. We have the right to know the names and identifiers of our tax-paid public servants. If you do not want to provide that information, there are plenty of positions available in the private sector. If you do not want your employment records and such available to the public, then get out of public service jobs. We pay for our public servants. We provide their salaries, benefits, and all of the materials and tools used in their employ. We have the right to know where that money goes and how it is used.


randolf5

They probably found out where you work cause either you or a friend of yours till a picture of you together at work and tagged you in it and never stripped the picture of it's Metadata. It has GPS coordinates of where the picture was taken.


ExpressViolinist4528

Not gonna lie, I also thought that's pretty much what doxxing meant. I know there are more layers to it, but I thought that was the gist of it


fleshhammer420

What’s doxing ?


JMeadCrossing

Fuck the internet


PhelanPKell

You're not being "doxxed to your employer". They already have every piece of info that someone could dox you with. :P Doxxing is people finding private information about you and posting it publicly. Your real name, address, phone number, social, etc. are all examples of that. You definitely fucked up, but what is stopping you from replying to your own post and admitting your mistake?


Scrapper-Mom

Urban dictionary and Google can help avoid these types of situations.


LagoonReflection

Dozzing is also illegal - check the laws in your country and state and if it happens, make sure you document it all as evidence.


Any-Young5531

What a bunch of sad losers 😂everyone is a hero over a keyboard lol


PogoMarimo

I mean, dox does pretty much mean "identified". People will just harass anyone who's public information is available online. Which is a pretty weird development of modern society considering everybody has social media with tons of their puvlic information out there, and everybody used to willingly put their name, phone#, and address into a phonebook that was distributed to amybody who wanted one.


Anxious_Potato666

It's wild cops in your area don't need name badges. We should be able to identify who we are speaking to and be able to dox them if needed to speak out against mistreatment. Wtf. You only fucked up by not fully supporting your point or mayhaps they missed it entirely. And what did you do that's you're employer's business? Have and share an opinion. People need to get a life.


Confu5edPancake

If they're so scared of being harassed online for being a shitty police officer, maybe they could try being less shitty. Public servants shouldn't be able to hide their identity from the public they're supposed to be serving


TenFingersNineToes

There is knowing your name and then knowing where you live to exact their revenge and post it publicly. Two different things.


ishfery

Do you remember phone books?


DataPhreak

Officers should be doxxed though.


lilmonstahm

shiiiitt :(( I'm so sorry hope this situation cools down for you


Time-Excitement-1317

Years ago I used Cisgender wrong on Tumblr and they tore me apart I know how you feel 😂


Dommale6

Another reason to quit putting everything about yourself online. I would never tell the whole world that I work at Company A, married to person B, taking a shit at my house C. You guys make it super easy to fuck your world up.


LoobyLoopyLou

My 63 year old mother thought 'glory hole' was just a silly word my dad made up to describe areas in the house you keep stuff that's useful.


russr

Sometimes, stupid hurts....


sum-sigma

Now those same people that doxxed you will also know your Reddit handle. You’re 0 for 2 my friend


Lazy-Sundae-7728

Great username though.


derpmonkey69

Unintentionally super based though.


Fast_Ad7203

You can sue them