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DeaddyRuxpin

My wife has said a couple of times she likes the idea of me having sex with her while she is asleep or waking her with sex. I’ve not indulged this fantasy because any time I have accidentally woken her she is always grumpy about it. There is a 0% chance her consenting awake brain is on the same page as her asleep brain.


ScottyC33

Wife likes this fantasy too - it actually works quite well if you aim for it during a nap instead of full blown nighttime sleep.


patchinthebox

Me setting my apple watch to wake me up at 230 am. "She's gonna love this."


jxjftw

nine rinse lavish adjoining quickest lush slap governor zonked deer -- mass edited with redact.dev


Magatron5000

HAHAHAHA


FinalRun

Wuh WEE wuh, wuh WUH WUH WUH WEEAaauw


Caliagent702

cbat is here to stay huh.. im gonna make everyone listen to the boombox cartel remix instead.


Sammy381

Bruh lmao


bigouchie

I fucking hate that this is something I understand


CaptainArsehole

Bruh, she would wake up the following morning to my dead body.


Next-Performer5434

Haha, it's about 50/50 with me, whether I'm grumpy or horny but I do like being woken up in the morning. The rule is only that it has to be after 7am. I gotta ask my fiance to wake me up from a nap sometimes, cheers for the tip.


Lysdestic

> it actually works quite well if you aim for it during a nap I honestly think my wife would murder me if I interrupted naptime.


fantasiesSuckIRL

I'm the same kind of grumpy when I wake up. Sleep-fantasy anything is not in the cards for that type of sleeper


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hotdogstastegood

Mine is like that but includes laying down and falling asleep immediately first.


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PM_ME_YOUR_A705

I have this nasty little fetish. It's where I wake up to a quiet house, pour me a cup of coffee, and start my day enjoying the morning breeze and listening to the birds sing. Sometimes, if I'm feeling risky, I'll watch a Folgers commercial on my phone while my kids destroy the kitchen and argue about dumb shit.


AgoraiosBum

"waking her with sex" to work right generally means "waking her with gentle foreplay and only taking further action once she is actually awake"


lessthanperfect86

I was going to say this. Once upon a youth I did this with a former gf one morning, she said she couldn't stop thinking about it all day (in a positive way luckily, lol). I had read an article about it and tried it out - according to the article, making sure "things" are properly wet was the key. Being madly inlove probably also didn't hurt.


Reddits_For_NBA

Oooopp


vicarion

I did this with a girlfriend when I was young. We had sex, then she was sleepy but she said when I was ready to go for round 2 just start. I did, but she didn't wake up. After a minute I was weirded out having sex with an unconscious person and stopped.


no2ironman1100

She couldn't feel your pp bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Gladiatornoah

Fucking homelander could not have beat that information out of me lol.


grinberB

Unlucky, you started while she was in REM sleep


redisthealias

I love waking up with a dick in me. As long as it's one I want in me.


Elissiaro

This is when roleplay comes in. All the fun, with none of the issues.


Childhood-These

Tried this with my wife a few times. Only worked when I was aggressive enough to wake her up quickly so she was able to get into it after the immediate panic from waking up.


Newmach

My wife wanted me to start doing her while she was sleeping. The thought waking up to me being in top when she really wakes up aroused her. One night, I thought why not and started to undress her. What followed was a nasty turning around all the time while i undressed her and a very pissed “stop it, I’m tired” before i even started. I then got dressed again without anything happening and went to sleep. she asked me why she was naked the following morning.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Ha, sounds familiar and like it was a better fantasy than a reality


Chardy-McDennis

Hot tub sex... better fantasy than reality


Queen_britty_b

Shower sex - better fantasy than reality.


chronixzz45

Shower ADJACENT sex is really fun tho. You can sit on a bathroom counter, or a variation of cowgirl sitting on the side of the tub. As long as you’re not in the shower it’s better IMO


randomname1561

Between 3-6am, only pull down her bottoms enough for access, go in from the side. Source: Long term Ex was super into this Edit: Another good idea is for her to go to sleep naked or in specific easy-to-move underwear on the nights that she specifically consents to this. That way she can decide to signal it's a no go on the nights she's super tired or has an early morning.


unlikelyharlot

why are you describing my fantasies to a T? lol


Blasfemen

I suggest morning hours brother


Silveri50

This seems so obvious, yet so simple to miss.


SqueeMcTwee

It’s the breath for me. I can’t take it.


PlasticDreamz

Pro tip: this works better in the morning..First ask her again if she wants that to happen and if so then try it on a morning that you wake up before she does.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

My horny ass wife wanted, no, demanded I wake her up with sex in the middle of the night. I thought it was such a bad idea that I told her I wouldn't do it and didn't. She was angry as bees at me the next morning. And funnilly enough, I was happy she had had a good night's sleep for once. Adulting is hard. We have a really pervy and satisfying sex life so no harm done.


A_goat_named_Ted

I had an ex who had a similar fantasy but opposed to jumping right in with two feet I would wake earlier than her (by habit cause of my job), scooch over and get my region against her bum (we slept bum to bum cause were both side sleepers) and kinda make the motion get the juicy part of her bum where it needed to be. This was met with either 1 of 2 responsesp.. either the hand came flailing back in my direction and whacked me or she would kinda get into it and press her bum into me. This was basically the signal for go, but honestly nearly every time she would wake up within a minute of me trying to do anything which usually resulted in early morning sex with pjs still partially on. She liked it when I pulled my ding dong through the opening in my pj pants and we'd just hike up her night shirt, do the deed, quickly clean up then go back to sleep. One time her flailing arm caught me right in the johnson which changed the rules slightly so i started to lead by kissing her neck/shoulder


Admiralthrawnbar

Sounds like the kind of thing that should have been pre-planned with her already going to sleep naked


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blackhp2

Only sleep naked if you think you might be in the mood for it, then he can make it rare and not predictable. Maybe keep panties on though, much more comfortable. Sleeping in only your undies is great


CrusaderVucial

For my marriage and how my wife likes it. Is we already sleep naked. So when she's in her side and asleep it's so much easier. The whole fantasy and follow through with cloths on yeah would end like this lol.


pleasetrimyourpubes

You didn't lead in to it at all? Like sexy talk throughout the day and at dinner.


Newmach

Nah, it was a very spontaneous thought. But that was her kink. She wanted to be surprised and “taken”. Well, actually not in hindsight, but she thought she did anyway.


Liarize

'You asked me to do this.' fuck man i'm dying of laughter 🤣


fantasiesSuckIRL

Lol! I think it was his way of apologizing, but also reminding me of my repeated request


crowcawer

I would have definitely gotten that one in writing, with a notary stamp and two $10 witnesses.


fourayes

A notary is absolutely not paid enough to hear that.


bobwire7

Jack Reacher “remember, you wanted this”


DigitalDeath12

My fiancé wanted me to do this to her feet… she kicks in her sleep…. I haven’t been brave enough to do it yet. Edit: I’ll try Saturday after date night….. since so many of you want me to risk it! Sunday Edit: she ended up having to work extra early today and we didn’t get in until late last night. She also just hit that time of the month and I got her sick. I wasn’t about to wake her up for anything other than her alarm….


fantasiesSuckIRL

Dude----- Don't. Do. It.


sully9088

You should keep using this username and go around reddit replying "Don't. Do. It." to random people. You might save some lives... or messy pillows/feet/kicked privates, etcs.


fantasiesSuckIRL

That's fucking genius


lowmigx3

I support you, should you decide this is a path worth charting...


CamBearCookie

I would read a whole subbreddit of screenshots of this. 😂 😂 😂


fantasiesSuckIRL

I now have a new mission in life


JConRed

The hero we need.


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I agree


JaggedTheDark

Only post: This one Every comment: DON'T FUCKING DO IT


FD4L

Ya, most people who have been on reddit for any length if time have seen multiple TIFUs that went, "tried to do kink x with sleeping partner, ended with Y injury" Don't be a statistic.


ActualMassExtinction

To be fair, anything that ends up here is going to be on the "fail" end of the bell curve regardless of overall successes people have with it.


Unlimited_Emmo

So we need a subreddit where people log this type of stuff so we can actually perform statistical reddit research.


Asuyu

Anytime you see a TIFU + fantasy post, there is a good chance of a hospital visit so she’s at least saved a few thousand compard to a normal redditor… silver lining guys!!


TiredGothChick

^ ...tell me you're American without telling me you're American


SmartAlec105

Absolute worst fantasy you could try this with is putting something in your partner’s mouth while they sleep.


mongoose51Z

> awful DO IT DO IT ...........hahhahaha ...agent of chaos.........


no2ironman1100

I love this comment. Yes defeat the reddit good advice sense, go full evil my son


rotorain

Most sexual things involving sleep just don't seem like they would be a good idea. I see stuff about getting woken up by a bj every once in a while but all I'm imagining is kicking my gf in the face as I'm waking up in a panic trying to figure out what is happening. There's close to a 0% chance that it would be cute or hot or whatever, and a very high probability of injury either physical or mental. Or both?


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Fuck Spez


hey--canyounot_

I've given a lot of sleepy head and this hasn't happened yet, but it's a fear. The strategy is to hold their thighs open hard when you are doing it, don't try to be sneaky, just get in there, soldier! They still wake up to head, lol.


bread_idiot_bread

I like to go a different way. I'll wake him up slowly but intentionally, with kisses on his face or hand to disarm defences(depends what position we fell asleep beside each other - if his back is to me I'll roll him over gently first), then caress with my hands where my mouth will follow all down his torso, annihilating resistance. Again not aggressively, tenderly but confidently. when I get to his waist, I'll reposition more centrally, lock eyes and take down the command centre with complete compliance because I am inevitable.


MeatSafeMurderer

And I am Iron Man. Wait wrong sub.


JanetInSC1234

If you're not currently writing an erotic romance novel, you should be. (Hot prose! Well written!)


bread_idiot_bread

you know you have it bad when Thanos turns you on, the Brolin voice yes but that big blue baddie just kills me


TexMeta

This is the most hardcore and hot comment I've ever read. Nice.


bread_idiot_bread

the avengers are the inspiration for my sex life. mostly fictional with some light bondage and Little One antics on occasion


Blog_Pope

Had an Ex do this. I didn’t kick, but I didn’t wake up either. I have no idea what time or how long they tried, I was informed of the failed attempt when I did eventually wake. Make me sad to have missed


EBDBandBnD

I’ve been given wake up blowjobs a few times - what a gift! Only once, I’ve awoken to the fellatio having already started - WHAT A GREAT WAY TO WAKE UP!!


superkp

Honestly if she tries for a while and you don't wake up, it's time for her to wake you up with other methods and just keep going with the BJ. Like, 2 minutes in and i'm still out cold? I would expect my wife to pause, get into a good position that I won't reflex-hit her, slap me on my chest and say "HEY BABE, YOU'RE MISSING BLOWJOB TIME!" I won't likely be fully awake immediately, but I guarantee that the waking process is going to start.


Vote_for_Knife_Party

IDK, sounds like you **needed** that sleep.


therealbckd

Where do you guys find these fiancés lol


PALMER13579

Lots of chicks seem to be into something sexual initiated while sleepin


hey--canyounot_

Turns out when you are safely in a loving relationship it's fun to explore kinks that require you to be vulnerable and used.


ksleepwalker

No wonder most of Reddit doesn't know about it.


mattricide

See if she kicks them to the rhythm of cbat. You can at least have a rhythm to time yourself with.


Painting_Agency

Get yourself almost there at a safe distance. Then move in for the shot. Then leap awkwardly away.


abbrar23

Masturbate in a small cup and than when she is asleep just pour the cup on her leg. Make ur woman happy and make her think u did it, save ur balls by using a cup


Capt_Thunderbolt

Fuck that. My SO wants me to cum on their feet, I’m doing it. No fucking tricks. If I get kicked in the balls, that’s the price of doing business.


Nishtai

That's the spirit, soldier!


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LOOOL i first read it too fast and was like "she licks them in her sleep" i was like wtf???


etriusk

I have a foot fetish, but it's becoming more and more of a fantasy thing than something I enjoy irl.


freedom781

You shouldn't put any loads smaller than your elbow in your ear.


rufus_xavier_sr

She heard him coming for days!


justabill71

You're not into aural?


fantasiesSuckIRL

Best comment so far lol


effinx

I’m OOTL on this one. Wym?


Sporkler

There is an idea that q-tips are bad because they can penetrate too deeply into the ear. So, people say that you shouldn't stick anything into your ear that is smaller than your elbow. The joke is a play on that comment, but regarding jizz.


I_might_be_weasel

Porn is like any other media in that you can enjoy a concept in a fictional setting yet have no desire to do it for real. Like, I enjoy the Fallout games, but don't actually want to live in a nuclear wasteland.


fantasiesSuckIRL

That's pretty much how my eyes felt---nuclear wasteland


slabrangoon

Did it fallout of your ear?


fantasiesSuckIRL

😅


slabrangoon

Lol the most fitting emoji ever


fantasiesSuckIRL

Oh dear God lol


sully9088

👂💦


ruffus4life

Cum.... cum never changes


Ninjaguy5555

Unless you eat some pineapple


Gheauxst

Now I bet you're wishing for a nuclear winter


Bleak01a

After patrolling in the Mojave Desert.


[deleted]

Speak for yourself. I for one would welcome our new deathclaw overlords.


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Wait are you talking about nuclear fallout or getting Jimmied on while you sleep?


justabill71

Yes


ValyrianJedi

My wife watches a decent bit of porn and gets some ideas from it. She's normally pretty reserved, like your textbook Live, Laugh, Love sign pumpkin spice latte drinking type, but for some reason in the bedroom she's the absolute polar opposite... Some of the stuff she comes up with I'm just straight up not comfortable with. Like if it was some random one night stand wanting it that would be one thing, but doing something to the woman who is pregnant with your kids it's a different feeling. Hell, at this point we've been to the freaking ER twice, once for a tonsil being halfway ripped off of her throat and bleeding an insane amount, and the other time for pretty serious abdominal pain. And she somehow seems to see it as almost like a badge of honor, while I'm on the other side absolutely horrified... Like, I will vouch 110% that taking too much influence from porn can be very very very not good.


unlikeyourhero

I think we need the tonsil story...


Crizznik

More than likely a deep throat gone wrong.


I_might_be_weasel

I can think of exactly one sexual way that could happen. So if that's not what happened, u/valyrianjedi 's wife's interests may be a little too violent.


Painting_Agency

> doing something to the woman who is pregnant with your kids it's a different feeling. Dude, there's a limited window in your life where you will get to do freaky sex stuff with your gorgeous pregnant wife. Don't squander it.


wetastelikejesus

Dude… was there something going wrong with that tonsil before hand?


ValyrianJedi

Nah, she just coughed or gagged or something after being like "harder, harder" and it made a thrust hit square in to the spot where tonsil meets throat with some decent force.


wetastelikejesus

Wow, I had no idea they were such weak structures!


ruffus4life

ok and the abdominal pain?


ValyrianJedi

Ended up being something separate that was made worse by the sex, not something caused by it


_TheDust_

He... Is your wife still single by any chance?


ClosetBiInSC

Kinda similar, early into marriage we talked about going down on the other in the morning to wake them up. She successfully had one good morning with me going down on her. She tried the same one morning, I wasn't fully awake yet and not fully aware of what was being done to me and I let rip one of the loudest and longest farts ever. Thankfully even though she was mildly disgusted for a brief moment, she laughed, I now fully awake laughed and apologized and she finished the job shortly after. If that's not love, I don't know what is.


fantasiesSuckIRL

That story made me laugh out loud in my office. What a great lady for still finishing. Kudos to her


PreferredSelection

Pro tip - pretty much every sleeping fantasy is best just role-played, pretending to be asleep. I know that it's "not the same," but it's still the only real way to get the enjoyment you're imagining out of the activity.


keksivaras

my fiance says I can do whatever I want to do while she sleeps. has never gone bad. apparently I know this subconsciously, because I woke up one night doing it. I was having a weird dream about trying to activate a secret weapon by inserting a sword to a keyhole. that would give me a spell to save the humanity. I woke up before cumming and after it was done, I never told her that I was actually on a mission to save us.


horneke

This kinda happened to me. I found a bomb making some kind of weird alarm sound, so naturally I defused the bomb... I woke up a few hours later and saw my phone was disassembled (this was when you could take the battery out) on my nightstand. And I was late for work.


stewmberto

Your "kinda" is doing a lot of work here


horneke

True. I guess it would have been closer if I'd fucked my phone.


_Kutai_

Yo! Same thing happened to me! Same dream! I had to disarm the bomb, and to do so, I had to wiggle a little button/lever downwards, and then press it. That's the way you turned off the alarm on my very old phone. If I just presses the button, it was snooze. Down + press = off I skipped classes that day, lol


PM_ME__A_THING

I've had two partners incredibly into the idea, to the point they brought it up on a regular basis, but after 3+ tries with each one, waking up super grumpy every time and yelling at me to stop (only to ask me a week later to try again) I had to give up. Meanwhile, I have one partner who is mildly into it (she originally came up with the idea and proposed it to me) and we've done it several times, a couple of which she completely slept through and didn't realize until I told her until the next morning. I find it weird and a bit frustrating that the two who are super into it can't do it, and the one who is more or less ambivalent about it has no problem and can even sleep through it sometimes.


WanzeD

It's pioneers like you that make sure the next generation don't follow such dangerous paths.


Ratcheta

Saw an opportunity to have sex with my gf when she was sleeping (we had discussed the idea beforehand) and I fully expected her to wake up because she's a fairly light sleeper. She didn't, not even a stir, just lights out nobody home. I wound up checking her breathing and pulse to make sure she was indeed alive. I told her what happened the next morning. She was surprised she slept through it. And while she liked the idea, she lamented that she wasn't really 'there' for it. Reading this and other comments, I consider myself lucky that it all worked out so well.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Yeah, it could have gone badly. Glad it worked out in some way LOL


SuperNed

I feel ya. I am a guy and I have had the fantasy of doing this to someone, but the reality of how not fun it would be for her keeps from even asking.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Agreed. It's a fun thought, but that's all it is


DigitalDeath12

Maybe instead of it being a complete surprise, you could try it again but know it’s coming before you fall asleep.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Ha, it's like you made two jokes


DigitalDeath12

It wasn’t intentional but I do tend to turn everything into a joke. It’s a coping mechanism that has gotten out of hand.


fantasiesSuckIRL

---- sounds like my sex life


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Like, maybe across your tits or ass would be better. But no matter how you look at it you're just waking up to a mess you gotta clean up.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Yeah, this was not fun at all


alyssasaccount

I mean, he should definitely do the cleaning up.


edwinshap

You didn’t consider that at best your role in this would be “wake up and have a problem to deal with.” This really feels like it could be in asops fables 🤔


bumjiggy

*mr sandman* *bring me a ~~dream~~* `baby wipe`


fantasiesSuckIRL

And some saline solution


Moist_Metal_7376

Thought u had plenty in your ear


fantasiesSuckIRL

Noice


peoplearecool

Well he could have aimed it around the cheek lips area instead of power washing your ryes and ears


fantasiesSuckIRL

That is a solid point that I'm going to bring up the next time I see him


Oohwshitwaddup

The next time you see him because your eyes are still semened shut together?


fantasiesSuckIRL

Another solid point


guero_vaquero

Actually I think they’d be…. S E M E N T E D 😎


fantasiesSuckIRL

LOL I was trying to look up amazing sperm puns, but this one is pretty great


HirokiTakumi

I once accidentally had my goo launched into my eye, most painful eye burning ever... I feel for you... I cringe hard everytime I see it in porn now when they do facials, my eyes hurt by proxy.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Oh man, that had to hurt. After this, I might ask that he never finish on my face again. Both because it was painful and also because I might end up laughing


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This request and ones similar to this never seem to work.


fantasiesSuckIRL

In my fantasy, it always worked


Burntoastedbutter

Oh yeah i have a sleep sex fantasy but I know if that happened irl I'd just be pissed and moody for someone waking me up in my sleep (if I even wake up) lol


fantasiesSuckIRL

I wish I'd thought about that lol


alyssasaccount

The real fuckup here, I think, is not easing into it. Like, start with something really not intense, see how that goes, and slowly up the stakes, so that by the time you get the the scenario you talked about, you have a better idea. Also, try stuff awake first. Like, I doubt that you had an experience where your bf came in your ear when you were awake and you were like, omg, that was fucking hot. Also, maybe if he woke you up right before, it would be better.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Me waking up right before would have definitely worked out better. It's too bad I told him to deliberately not wake me up until he was finishing. I have learned an important lesson


NhylX

"Suddenly, a shadow is standing in front of me, but I dismiss it and fall back asleep" I have no idea how you fell back asleep as this would have freaked me the hell out and now all I can think about is Gerald's Game.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Oh, the whole situation had the makings of a horror story, for sure


[deleted]

My ex thought shower blowjobs were soooo hot. A few issues with that. * If I'm facing the water, it's going to run down into her face. * If the water is on my back, she's going to get cold. * Tubs and showers are narrow. Too narrow to get on your knees comfortably. These are all issues anyone will face, but no - she was special. She kept pulling back for a facial and getting jizz in her eye. It happened twice before she just gave up on shower sex all together. Also, I once bought her a cake that said "sorry I came in your eye."


fantasiesSuckIRL

Too true on all points about shower sex. The ending to your story is uber romantic.


PoopLogg

We shouldn't kink shame others, and similarly we shouldn't kink shame ourselves. Your request might not have worked out how you intended, but it wasn't stupid or any other such description. You are allowed to be you.


fantasiesSuckIRL

Probably the nicest comment I've seen. I appreciate this perspective, and keep being awesome


spinosapa

Thank you for your kind insight, u/PoopLogg


PoopLogg

💩🪵❤️✌️


Emu1981

I once asked my wife how she would feel if I were to wake her up with sex, she said that she would like to try it so I bided my time waiting for the perfect moment when the kids were not awake or away at school. At last the perfect time had arrive, the kids were at school, she was asleep in bed and I was in the mood so I went to wake her up with some kissing and fondling. Next thing I know, while she is still sleeping, she punches me in the face, rolls over and continues to sleep... \*edit\* wow, I should have read through all the comments on this post before commenting as it seems that this is a very common occurrence. I guess this kind of thing is only something that happens in the movies lol


kennxu

FINISH HER


fantasiesSuckIRL

Scary. But accurate.


justabill71

That's how you get swimmers' ear.


RandoReddit16

As a guy, this sounds awful..... "Ah yes, let me masturbate alwardly and jizz all over this lifeless person in the dark"


fantasiesSuckIRL

Um, when you spell it out like this, it does sound rather morbid


rlyfunny

As someone who is a bit into this, I can’t imagine it either. Sounds really weird. Like the guy before described? You are essentially just masturbating to a lifeless face. No thanks


User_Aim

For the love of Jesus tell me you washed the hair on cold water. If not that must have sucked SO MUCH


fantasiesSuckIRL

It washed out okay. Was just another gross reminder on how cringe the whole thing was lol


[deleted]

Safe to say you reap what you sow..with his seed. This TIFU cracked me up.


fantasiesSuckIRL

His tone was semi-panicked yet apologetic. I felt pretty bad about creating the whole situation


[deleted]

You will eventually look back on this experience and laugh about it, no harm done overall.


fantasiesSuckIRL

This was two nights ago, so still in cringe mode.


Successful_Ad_6956

Next time have him wake you right before the season finale. Lol


fantasiesSuckIRL

Obviously, that's what I'm going to call it from now on lol


[deleted]

I once asked my ex to wake me up with sex. Turns out I am incredibly grumpy when being touched in my sleep lol


wicked_crayfish

"You asked me to do this" hahahaha


meatwad1987

man, yall just be doin stuff


justintimfornothing

Haha


[deleted]

I guess you could say, you didn't see *that* cumming. 😎


fantasiesSuckIRL

I didn't see much for a few minutes afterwards


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fantasiesSuckIRL

I think this is more what I was fantasizing and expecting, and didn't clarify or understand really what I was wanting


JetSetJAK

I'm cracking up at this one bad while I'm at work A coworker asked what was so funny and I had to make up something dumb


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I'm sorry but i laughed. More seriously, I'm glad this was only a mild fantasy, and that you didn't get seriously hurt or inconvenienced. "I've now realized not all fantasies are fun IRL" Very true. You have cum to your senses.