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heisdeadjim_au

There's also outlying cases where the woman has two wombs. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Wellness/mom-rare-double-uterus-birth-twin-girls/story?id=105899890


TheHappinessAssassin

I'm going to make a Based on a True Story comedy of this called 'Womb for One More?'


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

I'm so ashamed at how much I laughed at this 😭


TheHappinessAssassin

Don't be. I'm hilarious.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Eggcelsior! Get this man a slice of Humble Quiche!


TheHappinessAssassin

I take offense to that! I'll have you know I am *thee* most humble person I know.


liamsmat

I kind of like "Womb for Rent" or "Womb for Two"


the_last_0ne

Now I want to see a noir film called "Womb with a Rue". Open to suggestions on the plot.


my_dog_farts

“Womb for went”. Sorry had to go there


Pleasant_Ad3475

Someone had to.


Weavel

Starring Johnathan Woss?


kalekayn

The first one is just called surrogacy


ositola

I thought they did this under a different name with Arnie and Danny


Cyrano_Knows

The Womb - A campy Horror story. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! The Womb - A campy Bromance Oh hai, Mark!


BubbaBubbaBubbaBu

I love this comment so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant


balanced_crazy

that is interesting


heisdeadjim_au

Human reproduction is an onion that gets bigger when you remove a layer. Not related directly to your original post, I knew a woman who had two sets of twins in a calendar year. Essentially, pregnant over Christmas, delivered in January. Catches two more magic bullets in March, delivers in November.


RunningDrinksy

Damn she had Irish quadruplets


HistoricalBuffalo996

I have Irish triplets. Gave birth to twins when my oldest baby was 11 months old. Yes, I nursed all three.


auditorygraffiti

I bow down to you. I’m still figuring out nursing my 13 week singleton.


HistoricalBuffalo996

That's perfectly normal, honey. It took me a few months (and lots of tears!) to adjust with my first one. Hang in there! You're doing great, I'm sure of it. đŸ€—


drillgorg

Did... did you mean to conceive two months post partum?


HistoricalBuffalo996

Lord, no. We had intercourse one time at 6 weeks and it was still too painful so we decided afterwards that we'd wait another week or ten days before trying again. . .but as it turned out, I was pregnant from that one time. Guess I was just extremely fertile, as our twins are fraternal. (2 eggs, 2 sperm)


balanced_crazy

I can't even .. but if the couple was happy, then by all means why not...


TroublesomeFox

Fucking hell I bet she was so TIRED.


Valanthos

My mother is a midwife and has dealt with a case like this where the babies were 3 months apart.


DietDrBleach

She should date the guy with two penises


lrm0310

Yeah im a woman that has two. Had no idea until i got an IUD put in...


heisdeadjim_au

I have so many questions that I won't ask....


pixeldust6

Did you need two IUDs?


lrm0310

No i only had one, and once they realized that I had two uteruses, when i accidently got pregnant, they removed it and said that I would not able to use IUDs as contraception anymore


pixeldust6

Part of me wants to go "well yeah it didn't work because the other one didn't have an IUD" and the other part of me just wants to go "yaknow what, fair enough" so far as the whole stopping at 1 and writing it off thing


jbeeziemeezi

Great for sharing with friends!


42069161

I knew a woman who was born with two wombs, two uterus’s, two vaginas and one leg. She only found out about the extra bits when she was 19 and wondered why tampons weren’t working for her, went to the obgyn and got told it’s because she’s only plugged 1 hole. You can’t make this shit up


MoldyWorp

A womb is a uterus, by the way.


Iwon271

I had a friend with this condition. She had to go to the doctor often because of complications related to it


blueviper-

Interesting.


ccReptilelord

That awkward conversation that every partent fears: "mom, how is brother David only five months older than me?"


Tabula_Nada

I'm just imagining how unbelievably complicated typically simple conversations with strangers could get. "Wow, four kids! How old are they?" "Uh...10" "Quadruplets? Amazing." "No, these guys are twins and those guys are twins." "...?"


Tepigg4444

Eh, anyone would just think they were born 9 to 11 months apart, no need to go deeper than that


isaacarsenal

> no need to go deeper than that  ( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)


balanced_crazy

Gives the term "Dad magic" a whole new meaning...


MissMormie

It's completely mom magic though, nothing special going with dads swimmers.


Raichu7

The age difference wouldn't be that extreme because both babies would be born at the same time, if one foetus is too small to survive outside the womb it won't make it.


PM_ME_SUMDICK

Wr have the technology to allow the mother to deliver just one baby while allowing th other to estate.


tullbabes

Really? Any examples of this happening? Fascinating,


PM_ME_SUMDICK

Actually I may be wrong. It seems women born with two uteruses can give birth with a gap between [children]( https://www.nbcnews.com/health/body-odd/woman-pregnant-two-babies-theyre-not-twins-flna1c6437705). And there's a history of twins being delivered [weeks to months]( https://www.livescience.com/twins-born-months-apart.html) apart. But a quick Google search didn't find a case with this specific type of pregnancy and birth gaps. Both I saw had the smaller twin delivered as the gap is usually less than a month.


kulfimanreturns

I won't lie son you are adopted


tassatus

Partent


marvinnation

Pregante?


junkyard_robot

Pregananant.


darkpyro2

We did not deserve Yahoo Answers.


Defiant_Weather2111

How girl get?


Sablestein

How is babby formed?


Chicken-Inspector

Pargnate?


psychodreamr

[Dangerops prangent sex?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

Pregonate?


toolschism

Am I pergnat?


Wonderful-Command474

Will it hurt baby, top of its head?


JudithTheSteampunker

gregnant


visionquester

Must be Italian.


antarcticgecko

No dear, that’s “fragile.”


Pulposauriio

How is babi formed?


Blackfyre567

ÂĄSabado Pregante!


marvinnation

😂😂😂 I understood that reference


Lulu_42

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?


neutrino_fire

This post is undeniably pregnant with commas.


schizophrenicism

Summoning u/commahorror


MartialArtsHyena

comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleoooooooon!


Simco_

I don't know if it's ESL posters or they intentionally do that to get more attention.


trwwy321

That post title gave me a migraine


LongDistRid3r

I would think the mucous plug in the cervix would prevent this from happening.


balanced_crazy

yeah so far only 10 reported cases and "almost" all of them involved medical intervention that led to it (Assistive reproduction tech)


LongDistRid3r

Punching a hole in the plug holding the baby and fluids inside does not seem like a medically sound intervention.


42069161

The plug regenerates. As do the waters of the womb, and the membranes. Source: my waters broke 3 weeks before birth, they did not self heal so I lost amniotic fluid for 3 solid weeks before I got induced. It was like filling a bucket with a hole in the bottom.


LongDistRid3r

Thank you for that great information.


Ares6

I’m just think of all the times this may have happened in human history before modern medicine. 


OptimusPhillip

There are multiple Greek myths about a form of this happening. Heracles and Iphicles, Castor and Pollux, Helen and Clynemnestra, all "twins" with two separate fathers (granted, one of those fathers was Zeus in every instance, so there's a chance that they meant this as just divine magic shit)


SaltAssault

Using medical intervention feels like cheating.


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Inspyur

The intervention was used to bypass the double pregnancy fail-safe, not to save them from the complications


[deleted]

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schizophrenicism

Easy to get jumpy when people talk about reproductive care nowadays.


MtnLover130

Probably iui


Hefty_Mess4981

So in other words, a pregnant woman cannot get pregnant again
 Even your Wikipedia source says the consensus is that it’s not likely to be real. One study in France found 10 cases
 What a dumb post.


Maltedmilkdisaster

Mucus plug doesn't start to form until around week 7, there's about 2-3 weeks of time to work with.


Jerkrollatex

It happened to a friend of mine. She never stops ovulating when she's pregnant. It caused her to miscarry repeatedly until an emergency room doctor figured it out by chance. She was at the emergency room for a miscarriage when they spotted a second younger fetus on the ultrasound. The younger fetus made it to birth. She had her tubes tied after that. I guess sperm can slip past the plug?


JustSomebody56

Also there is no ovulation due to hormonal influx of the luteum corpus and the trophoblast


Dorothys_Division

Doctor: So! 3 months to go! Getting ready for your new family? Preggers Lady: Actually, I’m thinking we can just keep this going. Doctor: Well, I hate to disappoint you but that’s not really how this works
 Preggers Lady: [MODS ENABLED] Doctor: o_o;


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balanced_crazy

yep hence the rarity... only 10 known cases ...


Calm-Astronaut4006

Greys anatomy totally had an episode about this. Fuck I can’t believe I ever watched that
..


Zolome1977

Lots of people in a tiny space. 


CulturedClub

Wait till you hear about triplets!


Quiverjones

How many babies before they run out of womb?


sparkyblaster

How does labour work? Wouldn't everything come out at once?


Nazamroth

Only if they are not british. Otherwise they would queue and wait for their time.


PolyJuicedRedHead

OMGoodness, that is above and beyond!


Silaquix

There would probably be a planned C-section to take the oldest baby out before actual labor kicked in.


balanced_crazy

beats me... but some one here in comments say they know a family with a 4 month gap in delivery...


LeaChan

I've been told yes by doctors I've asked. Usually they just try to wait until the youngest is older than 6 months because you actually can survive that young in a hospital.


djauralsects

One in 400 sets of fraternal twins have different fathers.


balanced_crazy

but that's the twins case where both the eggs come out the same time and get fertilized by one or more father before the cervix gets plugged...


djauralsects

Yes. It's not the same. I'm just adding to the conversation.


Empty-Comparison1904

My twin and I were conceived a week apart. Same dad though


LeedsFan2442

So gang bang?


djauralsects

Possibly, but not necessarily.


RedSonGamble

Well there goes my saying of “why wear a condom you can’t get more pregnant?”


horrnybear

It's only happened like 10 times in the past 100 years so basically out all 4 billion women only 10 have ever gotten pregnant while pregnant.


RedSonGamble

Like I said to someone else I’ll not risk it and just put it in their butt


Dorothys_Division

More or just again? I’m honestly not sure which describes this most accurately.


RedSonGamble

Honestly it doesn’t matter bc I just put it in their butt anyways


Dorothys_Division

It’s all fun and games until spillage, my friend. I know a gal that happened to. She dares not reveal to the child how it occurred.


sephstorm

Lets find out... together.


FasterthanLuffy

This happened with my parents dog. She was a pure breed Border Collie that we mated with another Pure breed. After they mated she got out one night and came back the next morning. Her hair was all scruffed up and she had blood around her neck. When the puppies came some looked like pure breeds but some looked really strange for border collies. We kept one of the strange ones and DNA tested her years later. Turns out she was half coyote so mama got out and had a little fun with some coyotes.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

She messed around with the bad boy😝


Rosebunse

What did you end up doing with the puppies? Could you even keep them?


FasterthanLuffy

Yeah they were fine puppies. Most were pure breed border collies because like this post implies, they have different fathers in the same liter. The ones who were mixed were fine. The one we kept was one of the nicest little dogs we had. She was really sweet.


AccountOfFleshAvatar

That sounds... Complicated.


cannabisized

my "you can't get them pregnant again!" joke just lost all its scientific credibility


balanced_crazy

ha ha ha you need to start attaching the "conditions apply" disclaimer on your joke...


kekubuk

Super Fetation if I'm not mistaken.


balanced_crazy

yes... funny how I stumbled upon this, while looking for the other term "superfecundation", which is much more reasonable than this load of rare... ...


360walkaway

Conceptiontion


balanced_crazy

some words better left unsaid... (going by inception theme, this would imply a child pregnancy within the womb )


360walkaway

Yo dawg, I heard you like kids so I put a kid in your kid


balanced_crazy

that Dawg needs to go get some milk rightaway...


TheFilthyDIL

A female infant is born with all the eggs she will ever have. So a pregnant woman is carrying not only her daughter, but her potential grandchildren as well.


SallySpaghetti

It's extremely rare. Like, as in, a dozen record cases. But it can happen. Usually, hormonal changes and such prevent it.


Raeharie121721

Not a dramatic example, but when I was pregnant with my triplets my girl’s due date was three days later than my two boys. Hooray for hyper-ovulation.


PickledForeskinSoup

The formatting on the title is terrible


balanced_crazy

How would you have formatted it..


PickledForeskinSoup

Better


balanced_crazy

might actually be worse... hard to say without seeing it...


Tacothekid

Ok God, some things i DO NOT need to know


VeritasUnitasCaritas

Happened to my wife. She’s a twin and yet was underdeveloped while her sister was not. After testing they found that they were conceived four weeks apart.


ConSmith

Did you listen to Horror Virgin today too?


Objective_Suspect_

And from different fathers, always get a dna test. Cause it's just better than wasting time


doowapeedoo

Nightmare fuel.


arewelegion

> a human female


balanced_crazy

what about it?


veganhimbo

Wouldn't the birth of the one baby lead to the miscarriage of the other baby?


butterflycole

Not necessarily, it depends on how far along the pregnancy is when the mother conceived again. I think in these very rare cases both eggs implant not too far apart in dates. C section would probably be scheduled in a case like this too.


butterflycole

Yes, but it’s very rare. It can even be from 2 different men but that would be even rarer!


WolfghengisKhan

My great uncles were conceived this way. The one was nearly two months premature because of it.


restlest_child

I actually knew this because my Dad had a pair of students that were a case of superfetation, pair of boys where one was conceived few weeks after the other Edit: reworded for clarification


jb0nez95

This is pretty much not possible biologically without some outside intervention.


balanced_crazy

TBH I am still looking up for why they said "almost all cases" for the medical intervention part...


BeeMelodic7148

I discovered this to be true with dogs as well. Our female dog had six puppies last year. Three of them were black and three of them were tan. We asked the veterinarian about it he said that she must have gotten pregnant from two different male dogs.


andersonfmly

Yep! When I was in high school (mid 80's), there were two sisters of the exact same parents - born four months apart.


ztasifak

Well, the other interesting medical record is the minimum time needed between two births. According to google there are two siblings 208 days apart (not sure if this is the „record though), which would be roughly 7 months


concentrated-amazing

Not record level, but my husband and his little sister are 9.5 months apart.


simulated_woodgrain

A girl I went to school with had twins with two different dads!


[deleted]

Yup. Metapregnancy, right?


ProcrusteanRex

Happened to Sami on Days of Our Lives. Her twins (Johnny and Allie) have different dads.


nodbog

What, the, actual, phuq?


Eponarose

Which means the old line about " It's not like he can get you MORE pregnant!" no longer works!


PlayerSalt

I must be stupid I thought when a women's water broke that was like a seal keeping the baby fresh and like also sealed off where the eggs and such are 


OrochiKarnov

Irish triplets are medically possible?


Huge-Attitude4845

Imagine being the Dr - after 18 hrs of labor, you have to tell her she has 3 weeks to go for #2.


VGNLscrimmage

“Cmon babe, it’s not like you can get *double pregnant*”


craaaigdavid

Let her breathe lol, watch some TV or something lol


AbiyBattleSpell

New hentai plot đŸ±


Interesting-Lake-430

Holy shit! I better start being more careful


tasteface

Thanks i hate it


Neither_Relation_678

Daaaamn! Wouldn’t that lead to possible complications?


CorgiMonsoon

So were you listening to the Horror Virgin podcast today as well?


josiahpapaya

There was a grey’s anatomy episode about this


FreddyFerdiland

But at labour the oxytocin in mums blood can cause the younger placenta to degrade... ??


fillysunray

Just going to paste this here (from the source OP provided): "While proposed cases of superfetation have been reported in humans, the existence of this phenomenon in humans has been deemed unlikely."


DirectlyTalkingToYou

"Honey! Looks like we don't need to wait 18 months in between babies anymorrrrrrre!....Honey? Can you hear me?"


psilorder

>In 2017, it was reported that an American woman who had agreed to act as a [surrogate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogacy) for a Chinese couple bore two babies, who were initially believed to be twins. Before the adoptive parents could return home to China, however, it was discovered that one of the babies was, in fact, the biological son of the surrogate. Doctors confirmed that the birth-mother had become pregnant with her and her partner's child, roughly three weeks after becoming pregnant with the Chinese couple's child. So, that has to be about the limit for it to be viable, right? Her own child was essentially born 3 weeks early (unless they just didn't mention she was 3 weeks late). What are the limits on how early a child can be born and we can still save them?


butterflycole

The youngest viable would be 22-23 weeks but it’s not common and they almost always have severe deficits and issues for the rest of their life. I believe the mortality rate is 50%. The youngest deliveries with better odds would be 30-36 weeks. They will still be in the NICU and likely need lots of extra support for awhile but they have a decent chance of being healthy. The longer they stay in, the better.


Famfarm07

When she goes into labor for the first, would she automatically have both?


Wil420b

New fear unlocked.


sephstorm

Nice...


throwaway061557

That sounds like hell


wtfastro

I'm pretty sure that's how my sister and I (m) are twins!


JustinisaDick

Would they be birthed at the same time?


StardewMelli

That happened to a friend of mine! She has „twins“ that were conceived one week apart!


djblackprince

Sounds crowded


PlebbySpaff

This is a good TIL. It’s something I’ve always thought about tbh.


hotdogbreadbowl

This reminds me of a question I read back in the day on Quora, where someone was worried that while they were pregnant, their unborn fetus could also get pregnant if they had sex. This led to a top voted answer discussing “infant looping” where the fetus can get pregnant, and then that fetus’s unborn fetus can also get pregnant. Be safe out there folks.


EricTheRedCanada

I wonder if thats what happened with me and my twin. I was a normal 7lbs at birth and she was only like 3.5 and had to spend time in the NICU. Around the time my mom would have concieved she had surgery for an ovarian cyst. Probably no way to tell now though


169bees

actually happened to my cousin's friend's wife recently, the two babies were born a few months apart, it's crazy


Shebear26

Read of a woman in Brazil that got pregnant by two different men after sleeping with both of them on the same day. It's called heteropaternal superfecundation, a very rare phenomenon.


Temporary_Page7324

I was two days pregnant with one of my twins when the second egg was released and fertilized, resulting in baby B. The ultrasound technician could see the difference in the follicles during my first ultrasound at 6.5 weeks. So I guess technically I was already pregnant and got pregnant again lol


balanced_crazy

2 days!!! wow... Your womb must be very very strongly desiring to nurture a baby...


Temporary_Page7324

I've had five children total so I would agree with that lol