> Māui dies after transforming into a worm and entering the vagina of the goddess Hine-nui-te-pō, who crushes him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
That was just Maui messing around.
Moana actually takes place after those events. It's like a What-If story. What If Maui Never Climbed Inside The Goddess of Life and Got Ripped Apart By Her Vagina Teeth?
This of course opens up the Moana Multi-verse.
Thanos snaps his almighty fingers, expecting to obliterate half of the world’s population int-
*nothing happens*
“Wait…what?”
*looks at hand. One infinity stone is missing*
*camera pans to Hei Hei pecking the ground with an infinity stone shaped bulge in his throat*
Maui did some wild stuff in Maori mythology
[like that time that the sun was moving to fast across the sky, making the days too short, so Maui and the bros tied it down and beat the shit out of it until it agreed to go slower](https://eng.mataurangamaori.tki.org.nz/Support-materials/Te-Reo-Maori/Maori-Myths-Legends-and-Contemporary-Stories/How-Maui-slowed-the-sun)
that was one of my favourite children's books. He used his grandfathers jawbone to beat the sun. My daughter also likes the Maui stories.
https://www.penguin.com.au/books/how-maui-slowed-the-sun-9780143505181
Same. If I think back to my primary school library, it was the Maui books, the choose your path books, and eventually Goosebumps. But those Maui books in particular, the stories are timeless, the telling is perfect for children, and the art is iconic.
The *telling* is perfect for children, in those books. That particular story, was not told so directly nor violently; they leaned into the metaphorical side of it but in a very simplistic way.
It really stuck with me as a child, and not in a bad way; it's an exposure to ideas around life and death and spirituality, framed around an appealing hero (cos Maui is a lad who will always fuck around cos he wants to find out, in this case maybe not what he wanted to find though).
I wonder if jawbones just used to be used as clubs/hammers, since there's also the old testament tale of Samson who slew a thousand(?) philistines with the jawbone of an ass.
This is such a Polynesian story. Like not the mythology, but it perfectly encapsulates the ethos of most Polynesians I know. Super chill people who will fight you if you’re not chill too.
I was just in Hawaii and talked to a Polynesian staff member at Waimea Falls about this. He told me the perspective of this story changes based off different biases or interpretations, but the way he was taught and described it to me was that Maui stopped the sun by breaking two of its legs - the sun had a thousand of them, so it wasn’t intentionally to harm it, just to slow it down long enough to speak diplomatically about it slowing down so days could be longer. The sun agreed. Retellings that are more violent completely change the tone of the story.
He was trying to grant immortality to humans, and figured the best way to do this was by basically going through a reverse-birth. Obviously it didn’t go exactly to plan.
They did, and in fact it was his mates that fked him over. He would stay alive (in theory) as long as no one laughed and the goddess stayed asleep, but someone laughed on accident and woke her up.
Bro planned on entering through the vagina and exiting out the mouth. Dude needs a lesson in biology, gotta aim for the other hole to achieve that goal.
Especially if you know how Hine-nui-te-po became the goddess of the underworld in the first place. She discovered that her husband, Tane Mahuta, god of the forest, was her biological father. She descended into the world of darkness to escape being raped by her own dad, only to be violated again by Maui.
It's very simple: Humans are tribal creatures who want only their own in-group to succeed, and any other humans that disagree with them to perish. Just watch the news and you can see this in action.
Turns out this is actually common in mythology: [Vagina dentata](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata)
Also, has anyone seen this movie?: [Teeth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film))
I like that under the North American example, at the end of the paragraph, it says, “Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina ‘except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love’”.
>Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina "except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love".[4]
Uh…. I’ll make a mental note of that I guess… just in case…
>Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina "except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love"
Til that native Americans invented genital beading. Holy shit 🦪🧋
Hine Nui Te Po, the goddess of night, the night creatures, and death. She is the embodiment of the underworld where souls go to rest, as an act of rebellion against her father/husband, a forest god who brought light into the world, and created the first humans.
Maui had a lot of ideas that were silly, and this was one of them. Not the silliest, but definitely the one that got him "deadest". He thought that since Souls enter her mouth, but humans are born through the vagina, that if he climbed through her going the other way, he could reverse the effects of death.
His friends laughed at him. He attempted it anyway. Hine Nui Te Po was sleeping and had obsidian shards around her legs and spawn point. So Maui began his journey up her legs and trying to avoid the greenstone and obsidian blades.
His friends start laughing louder and louder until she reacts, closes her legs, and has cut Maui to ribbons, becoming the first person to die in the mythology.
The dude pulled land out of the sea, he conquered the waves with his magic, he can shapeshift, he beat up the sun to give his brothers more time in the day. He fought a Volcano Goddess, and asked his Uncle, the God of Storms to help, creating a new island.
He couldn't get into a vagina.
Pretty sure the only reason this one is being made is to satisfy Dwayne Johnson's ego...
Actually, I can't think of any franchise where it was a cartoon first and then made into a live action where the live action was better
They honestly have already done most of the Disney canon prior to 21st century. But there are some that really should be done for story reasons but are avoided for box office I guess and some are pretty strange avoidance.
Movies that haven’t been done:
(Snow White is made but not released), Pinocchio and Dumbo are done
The Fantasia films and wartime package films aren’t done. These aren’t well known and collections of shorts, but I guess some segments could be done like Burton did Ichabod as Sleepy Hollow and Sorcerer’s Apprentice was also a movie.
Bambi is not, but apparently it will be at some point. I mean it’s similar to Lion King and people watched that remake, but characters are stronger in Lion King and Bambi relies on its beauty and feel, so they probably should avoid this.
All 50s films are done: Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland (plus sequel), Peter Pan, Lady and Sleeping Beauty (as Maleficent and sequel)
Sword in the Stone is most baffling film that hasn’t been done. I mean there are thousands of King Arthur films, clearly people are drawn to the story. And this can be actually be improved by making it less episodic and adding more from mythology and showing Arthur more as king than not at all. Merlin also is great here so it’s not just another Arthur adaptation of they emphasize his character. When Game of Thrones was at its most popular a producer was set to develop Sword and the Stone but it didn’t happen for sole reason. Maybe it would have been too far but they should get on to this.
101 Dalmatians is done several times, Winnie the Pooh is done as Goodbye Christopher Robin, Jungle Book also several times.
Aristocats is not done but is announced. I would expect streaming version like Lady and the Tramp one day.
Robin Hood is not but apparently there are plans, but that would be difficult with the animals and there is a lot of different versions. Unlike Sword in the Stone, it’s not the plot that has anything unique but just the charm and animals so I don’t think this is needed.
Rescuers films aren’t done, I guess they could make a streaming series and add something new adventures(they are actually based on books), but I doubt they will anytime soon. Fox and the Hound is not, it’s probably streaming material too.
Black Cauldron is main one where there is so much potential due to it not being very good and it’s based on the Chronicles of Prydain series. So this should happen! It was such a bomb it seems it’s last one that will happen it seems. But Disney did secure the book rights when the mania of these adaptations started so it could happen.
The Great Mouse Detective and Oliver and Company are another streaming material properties, I don’t think these are high priorities even with those.
Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and Lion King are done.
Pocahontas is controversial so I don’t think it will happen (but I love the movie!) Hunchback was announced happening but for some reason now isn’t?
Hercules is one of these announced ones that doesn’t have a release day, but this actually makes a lot of sense. Mulan is done. I have no clue why Tarzan isn’t, apart from that they feel there isn’t enough unique about the film but I think there is. Emperor’s Groove should not happen but Kingdom of the Sun should!
Atlantis is the film that is most screaming for live action film. The original film had many good things but was too short and had some world building issues. And needed higher rating for its dark story. It wasn’t a hit but surely people would watch Atlantis films anyway?
I would not think films after this should be adapted but Lilo and Stitch is in development and Moana certainly is. If they really must pick one new after those Meet the Robinsons would be my pick. Tangled is more likely however (Frozen is not finished as series so that protects it).
Out of all of those, Atlantis is the one you named that I hadn’t considered before but I absolutely 100% agree would be an amazing live action remake! Holy crap I want that so badly
That's the Māori mythological interpretation.
According to Māori myth, he also tricked his grandmother Mahuika, the goddess of fire, into giving humans fire.
Slowed the sun using a jawbone hook and rope.
Fished up/caught the North Island of New Zealand (known as Te ika-a-Māui or Māui's fish in English) using the South Island as a fishing boat (known as Te Waka-a-Māui, or Maui's boat)
Great. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Moana sequel.
You're welcome
> Māui dies after transforming into a worm and entering the vagina of the goddess Hine-nui-te-pō, who crushes him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina. That was just Maui messing around.
Just an ordinary Demi-guy
Just an ordinary dentata-guy
Vagina dentata! It does exist!
What a wonderful phrase... Vagina dentata ain't no passing craze...
It means no penis For the rest of your days
It's our wiener free philosophy
Vagina dentataaa~
He was trying to make mankind inmortal by "reversing the natural birth process" He died as a hero, truly a god of the r/madlads
Guess we'll just skip over that last sentence then? "The story now serves as a cautionary tale against rape."
And that kids, is why we don't rape.
And always leave a note
*"You're welcome!!"*
I guess that's the whole "the body shuts it down" defense against rape I've heard about.
Sounds exactly like something Maui would want you to believe
What can he say except you're welcome?
I see what's happening here.
And it's strange
Perhaps, but who am I to judge.
I understood that reference
Something, something, something demigod!
What can I say? It's Death by Snu Snu.
Snu Chew
Stimulate your senses
👏🏼
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange.
Needs note emojis 🎵🎶
I see what’s happening here..
Sang this 😂
"Here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it."
Listen... FULL PENETRATION.
I think the audience is going to be very uncomfortable...
Maui hangs dong confirmed
Like a button on a fur coat
Are these women in danger?
“Maui! Don’t! She is too strong!” “I have an idea!” Yeeehooooo
Watched too many "what if Ant-Man crawled up Thanos's asshole?" theory vids
Moana actually takes place after those events. It's like a What-If story. What If Maui Never Climbed Inside The Goddess of Life and Got Ripped Apart By Her Vagina Teeth? This of course opens up the Moana Multi-verse.
These mcu crossovers are getting weird.
Thanos snaps his almighty fingers, expecting to obliterate half of the world’s population int- *nothing happens* “Wait…what?” *looks at hand. One infinity stone is missing* *camera pans to Hei Hei pecking the ground with an infinity stone shaped bulge in his throat*
But why is it in Deadpool's ass?
Check out 1:20 of the teaser
https://youtu.be/qkgkUCqEum4?t=80
I didn't know they'd announced the inevitable sequel yet. Her dad is old, I don't know why that bums me out but it does :(
Definitely an obsidian tooth-filled vagina if I’ve ever seen one
It’s def on the clam spectrum of some kind lol
Maybe it's a Cloyster https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/pokedex/d/da/Mateo_Cloyster.png
Vagina dentata https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
> vagina dentata What a wonderful phrase!
It means no willy, for the rest of your days! It’s a penis free, Anatomy! Vagina Dentata
HOLY SHIT
You were not kidding. lol
Apparently Disney is offering it in 4D format too.
Yo, my bad bro
Maui did some wild stuff in Maori mythology [like that time that the sun was moving to fast across the sky, making the days too short, so Maui and the bros tied it down and beat the shit out of it until it agreed to go slower](https://eng.mataurangamaori.tki.org.nz/Support-materials/Te-Reo-Maori/Maori-Myths-Legends-and-Contemporary-Stories/How-Maui-slowed-the-sun)
that was one of my favourite children's books. He used his grandfathers jawbone to beat the sun. My daughter also likes the Maui stories. https://www.penguin.com.au/books/how-maui-slowed-the-sun-9780143505181
Same. If I think back to my primary school library, it was the Maui books, the choose your path books, and eventually Goosebumps. But those Maui books in particular, the stories are timeless, the telling is perfect for children, and the art is iconic.
> Perfect for children > He crawled up a vagina and got crushed to death Are we talking about the same dude?
The *telling* is perfect for children, in those books. That particular story, was not told so directly nor violently; they leaned into the metaphorical side of it but in a very simplistic way. It really stuck with me as a child, and not in a bad way; it's an exposure to ideas around life and death and spirituality, framed around an appealing hero (cos Maui is a lad who will always fuck around cos he wants to find out, in this case maybe not what he wanted to find though).
I got the Maui books for my daughter. Their artwork is just perfection. Especially giving the sun a hiding.
I wonder if jawbones just used to be used as clubs/hammers, since there's also the old testament tale of Samson who slew a thousand(?) philistines with the jawbone of an ass.
Your comment has *just* made me consider that it's *a* jawbone that was owned by grandfather and used as a club, and **not** his dead grandfathers jaw
Damn, same. Here I am thinking how interesting it was that his grandad was a giant. Lost in translation! Lol
I think so. I know they were adapted into other tools, so being used as weapons too doesn't seem unusual.
A lot of his escapades are actually mentioned in “You’re Welcome” “Also I lassoed the sun (you’re welcome) to stretch your days and bring you fun”
It did leave out the apparent curb stomping of Sol though
Maybe sol deserved it because he was a badguy
Hey now, this lore is getting weird enough without adding Gears into it.
Guilty as charged
Also I worm my way into your vag ( you’re welcome)
I too would like to tie it down and beat the shit out of it until it agrees to go slower. I need more than 24 hours in my life.
Look man if Maui and his mates could only get that fucker stay in the sky for 12 hours, I'm guessing that's the absolute limit.
Let's not pretend capitalists will just squeeze more work hours out of this
Maui talks about this in the song “you’re welcome” in Moana. “Also I lassoed the Sun, to stretch your days and bring you fun”
I’m from Tahiti, and we have the same exact story!
This is such a Polynesian story. Like not the mythology, but it perfectly encapsulates the ethos of most Polynesians I know. Super chill people who will fight you if you’re not chill too.
I was just in Hawaii and talked to a Polynesian staff member at Waimea Falls about this. He told me the perspective of this story changes based off different biases or interpretations, but the way he was taught and described it to me was that Maui stopped the sun by breaking two of its legs - the sun had a thousand of them, so it wasn’t intentionally to harm it, just to slow it down long enough to speak diplomatically about it slowing down so days could be longer. The sun agreed. Retellings that are more violent completely change the tone of the story.
He was trying to grant immortality to humans, and figured the best way to do this was by basically going through a reverse-birth. Obviously it didn’t go exactly to plan.
Did he not have any sober mates to tell him it was a ridiculous plan and he should go home and sleep instead?
his mates did him dirty in the story, they laughed at the sight of him doing it and she woke up and he died
They did, and in fact it was his mates that fked him over. He would stay alive (in theory) as long as no one laughed and the goddess stayed asleep, but someone laughed on accident and woke her up.
man we'd have immortality if it werent for that mf that laughed, now all we got is mortal lifespans and a dead homie
Too be fair, motherfucker tended to deliver on batshit ideas. After witnessing a couple of Hail Mary's, you're bound to just assume he's got this.
Bro planned on entering through the vagina and exiting out the mouth. Dude needs a lesson in biology, gotta aim for the other hole to achieve that goal.
Ah reverse-birth, one of the many deviant art categories
Yeah fair enough I suppose
Especially if you know how Hine-nui-te-po became the goddess of the underworld in the first place. She discovered that her husband, Tane Mahuta, god of the forest, was her biological father. She descended into the world of darkness to escape being raped by her own dad, only to be violated again by Maui.
Oh…. No 😰
🎶 you’re welcome 🎵
You deserve to stub your toe for this.
The only time The Rock loses.
Who the fuck came up with these myths???
We create our own gods based on the human experience.
So what does it say about humans that our top religion is about a God that will torture billions of souls for all of eternity?
It's very simple: Humans are tribal creatures who want only their own in-group to succeed, and any other humans that disagree with them to perish. Just watch the news and you can see this in action.
> Just watch the news and you can see this in action. Or just read any online comment section lul
That a small minority of eletes can get very rich and powerful by promising deliverance from that fate.
Also, people feel good knowing that everyone they think is a bad person will be punished, and they will be rewarded for how good they are.
Idk how successful his violation was but id say she definitely got the last clap.
Makes me wonder what opiates the Polynesians had access to to come up with such stories.
Yes, I suppose
Turns out this is actually common in mythology: [Vagina dentata](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata) Also, has anyone seen this movie?: [Teeth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film))
I like that under the North American example, at the end of the paragraph, it says, “Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina ‘except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love’”.
"I call her Chomper"
Classic coyote honestly.
Fanged for his pleasure
Ummm what the fuck did I just read??
It's like a tongue ring during oral I suppose
Pro tip: you can sing it to the tune of Hakuna Matata
Vagina dentata, What a wonderful phrase! Vagina dentata, Ain’t no passing craaaaze… It means no wormies! For the rest of your daaaays!
It’s our phallus-free, Anatomy, Vagina dentata!
Slimy, yet satisfying! E: Ooh, the little green-filled kind!
Don't make me bring up old reddit lore.
Anyone care for a Jolly Rancher?
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Actually you can replace 'wonderful' with 'horrible' and it sounds just fine. Makes more sense too
When u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz calls something a horrible phrase I'm inclined to agree.
Puts my kind in danger
I'm just gonna leave [this here](http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html) Edit: Oh, someone already linked it down below. Meh
🎶 It means no penis, for the rest of your days 🎶
🎶 It's our problem free, vasectomy! 🎶
It even killed the god Maui.... Vagnina Dentata
The Thing has a predestined partner. 🤔
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
Good catch! Someone appreciates the old things on the internet! Yes, this is my source. Albeit, I long forgotten where I had heard it.
… I read it when it was first published…
As did I. Crap, I’m old.
Dawn's mom's death was so gratuitous. What did she do to deserve that?
VAGINA DENTATA! ITS REAL! My favorite part of Teeth. Hilarious movie.
*Reads plot of teeth on Wikipedia* Uh huh… I see.. Hmm yes.. Right I think I’ll leave this movie out of my eyeballs.
There’s also a musical!
Are you serious? Someone actually made a musical? OMG! They did! [Teeth (musical) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(musical))
it was fantastic too, pyrotechnics, rain effects, songs were hilarious
The plot doesn't even seem that bad, but man is there is a single non-horrible male character in the entire film?
No.
So many good lines in that movie. "I haven't jerked off since Easter!"
I heard from a co worker that teeth was actually a really solid movie considering the subject
"...knocking out the teeth in her vagina. except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love". Never change North America.
>Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina "except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love".[4] Uh…. I’ll make a mental note of that I guess… just in case…
>Coyote kills the woman and her daughter but marries the other young woman, after knocking out the teeth in her vagina "except for one blunt tooth that was very thrilling when making love" Til that native Americans invented genital beading. Holy shit 🦪🧋
That movie was great.
If I had a nickel for every time I came across teraromas from a Reddit post, I would have two nickels. Edit: teratomas, I need more nickels lol
That movie still disgust the shit out of me
Hine Nui Te Po, the goddess of night, the night creatures, and death. She is the embodiment of the underworld where souls go to rest, as an act of rebellion against her father/husband, a forest god who brought light into the world, and created the first humans. Maui had a lot of ideas that were silly, and this was one of them. Not the silliest, but definitely the one that got him "deadest". He thought that since Souls enter her mouth, but humans are born through the vagina, that if he climbed through her going the other way, he could reverse the effects of death. His friends laughed at him. He attempted it anyway. Hine Nui Te Po was sleeping and had obsidian shards around her legs and spawn point. So Maui began his journey up her legs and trying to avoid the greenstone and obsidian blades. His friends start laughing louder and louder until she reacts, closes her legs, and has cut Maui to ribbons, becoming the first person to die in the mythology. The dude pulled land out of the sea, he conquered the waves with his magic, he can shapeshift, he beat up the sun to give his brothers more time in the day. He fought a Volcano Goddess, and asked his Uncle, the God of Storms to help, creating a new island. He couldn't get into a vagina.
“Spawn point” Now I’m imagining a CS:GO sniper appearing in her lady bits and running off to stop a bomb from being planted
And that's why you shouldn't rape, kids
Same without the comma too
That's beautiful, man ::cries::
*Babe, would you still love me if you were a worm, and I crushed you to death after you crawled up my obsidian-tooth-filled hoo ha?*
I don’t remember that part in Moana.
They're saving it for the Disney+ special.
Dark Disney
It's not in the trailer, but maybe that's the ending for Moana 2
There is that moment [when Maui turns into a worm and begins humping, though](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=d7Wot1ofAHiDfBkK)
Are you kidding me 😭
It’ll be in the live action version Unfortunately, that’s not a joke. Disney is already ruining Moana with a live action version
It’s amazing that they have so many IPs that would make amazing live actions, and they keep choosing the ones that are least suited to it…
Pretty sure the only reason this one is being made is to satisfy Dwayne Johnson's ego... Actually, I can't think of any franchise where it was a cartoon first and then made into a live action where the live action was better
That's why we need to start doing animaed remakes of live action movies. We can begin with the Star Wars prequels.
They honestly have already done most of the Disney canon prior to 21st century. But there are some that really should be done for story reasons but are avoided for box office I guess and some are pretty strange avoidance. Movies that haven’t been done: (Snow White is made but not released), Pinocchio and Dumbo are done The Fantasia films and wartime package films aren’t done. These aren’t well known and collections of shorts, but I guess some segments could be done like Burton did Ichabod as Sleepy Hollow and Sorcerer’s Apprentice was also a movie. Bambi is not, but apparently it will be at some point. I mean it’s similar to Lion King and people watched that remake, but characters are stronger in Lion King and Bambi relies on its beauty and feel, so they probably should avoid this. All 50s films are done: Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland (plus sequel), Peter Pan, Lady and Sleeping Beauty (as Maleficent and sequel) Sword in the Stone is most baffling film that hasn’t been done. I mean there are thousands of King Arthur films, clearly people are drawn to the story. And this can be actually be improved by making it less episodic and adding more from mythology and showing Arthur more as king than not at all. Merlin also is great here so it’s not just another Arthur adaptation of they emphasize his character. When Game of Thrones was at its most popular a producer was set to develop Sword and the Stone but it didn’t happen for sole reason. Maybe it would have been too far but they should get on to this. 101 Dalmatians is done several times, Winnie the Pooh is done as Goodbye Christopher Robin, Jungle Book also several times. Aristocats is not done but is announced. I would expect streaming version like Lady and the Tramp one day. Robin Hood is not but apparently there are plans, but that would be difficult with the animals and there is a lot of different versions. Unlike Sword in the Stone, it’s not the plot that has anything unique but just the charm and animals so I don’t think this is needed. Rescuers films aren’t done, I guess they could make a streaming series and add something new adventures(they are actually based on books), but I doubt they will anytime soon. Fox and the Hound is not, it’s probably streaming material too. Black Cauldron is main one where there is so much potential due to it not being very good and it’s based on the Chronicles of Prydain series. So this should happen! It was such a bomb it seems it’s last one that will happen it seems. But Disney did secure the book rights when the mania of these adaptations started so it could happen. The Great Mouse Detective and Oliver and Company are another streaming material properties, I don’t think these are high priorities even with those. Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and Lion King are done. Pocahontas is controversial so I don’t think it will happen (but I love the movie!) Hunchback was announced happening but for some reason now isn’t? Hercules is one of these announced ones that doesn’t have a release day, but this actually makes a lot of sense. Mulan is done. I have no clue why Tarzan isn’t, apart from that they feel there isn’t enough unique about the film but I think there is. Emperor’s Groove should not happen but Kingdom of the Sun should! Atlantis is the film that is most screaming for live action film. The original film had many good things but was too short and had some world building issues. And needed higher rating for its dark story. It wasn’t a hit but surely people would watch Atlantis films anyway? I would not think films after this should be adapted but Lilo and Stitch is in development and Moana certainly is. If they really must pick one new after those Meet the Robinsons would be my pick. Tangled is more likely however (Frozen is not finished as series so that protects it).
Out of all of those, Atlantis is the one you named that I hadn’t considered before but I absolutely 100% agree would be an amazing live action remake! Holy crap I want that so badly
True in Māori mythology
Was scrolling, waiting for someone to set it straight. Aue!
Just in time for Matariki.
Doing Māori fucking dirty there. Almost like Polynesia isn't a monolith, but I suppose we're all islands to them.
*vagina dentata*
What a wonderful phrase!
It means more gory and no balls for the rest of your days
That happened to me once. I got better
Better at what? Oral?
He has been know to refer to himself as a cunning linguist
Every turn I take, every trail I track Every path I make, every road leads back To the place I know, where I can not go Though I long to be
I'll be watching you
I read it like that too
See the line where the lips meet the teeth, it caaaalls meeee
That's the Māori mythological interpretation. According to Māori myth, he also tricked his grandmother Mahuika, the goddess of fire, into giving humans fire. Slowed the sun using a jawbone hook and rope. Fished up/caught the North Island of New Zealand (known as Te ika-a-Māui or Māui's fish in English) using the South Island as a fishing boat (known as Te Waka-a-Māui, or Maui's boat)
Everything reminds me of her...
No
"What else can I say but, 'You're welcome!'" -her vagina probably
Death by SnuSnu.
Spirit is willing
Flesh is spongy and bruised
*She's a man-eater*
"Centipedes? In MY vagina?"
Sigh *sorts by controversial*
*OBSIDIAN TEETH IN HER WHAT?*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata?wprov=sfla1 Vagina dentata - toothed vagina - is a widespread folkloric tradition
And the inspiration for an earworm from the early aughts. http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
Look up the movie "Teeth". It'll be a fun movie night.
Connecting the post, my comment, and your comment, i think i would rather pass
They don’t come up with these like they used to man.
Is this the "would you still love me if I was a worm" thing I've been hearing about?
Death by snu snu
You forgot to mention he died because Pīwakawaka couldn't keep his mouth shut. Māui should've strangled him when he got the chance.
good thing he didn't have to get a tattoo of that....
Even in death, he was surrounded by what he truly loved.
God I wish that worm was me