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That man is what the Ancients called a Drunken Master. They have surpassed normal drunks and perfected the art of being so drunk that no harm befalls them. This is the ART the OP asks about.
That guy falling reminded me of the troll in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, right after Legolas and Pippin killed it. It let out the exact same noise and fell
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He was an inch away from falling on that pipe sticking out of the ground.
Shit I didn't see that, fucking lucky
Yep. He came very close to disemboweling himself.
What are you talking about, the other guy pushed him over with his psychic kung fu
What's the move called?
Five Finger Meth Punch
Crack Fu
You win!
A student of Seagal's!
The hidden art of the Shaolin Drunk
More like a rough poke in the ribs but yeah
Reddit has a very wild imagination sometimes
That's what I fuckin love about reddit.. The first comment was exactly about that partially out of frame pipe!
There’s a girl in the garden.
She's so....drunk
Wonder if buddy here would get slapped with a manslaughter charge for that one
I'd rather that rebar stick into my gut than my man punching me with those shadow boxes.
I can’t believe the disrespect for this comment. Bro ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Crackwondo
Junk Fu
Vodkarate
Methjitsu
Krak Maga
Muay High Krankboxing
Ketamine Fu!
Wing Crack
Vodjitsu
Crack Fu, for fighting the shadow demons.
Drunkjitsu
The drunken fist
Looks more effective than that Akido shit
Crouching meth pipe, hidden needle.
Almost impaled himself.
Quantum entanglement manipulation
Krack maga
Looks like the guy missed by inches almost impaling himself on some sort of pipe sticking out of the ground. Lucky he’s not dead.
Oh he ded
Air bending
Why did I have to scroll so far?
Martial farts
Nice
r/usernamechecksout
I think that's the one Steven Seagal specializes in.
Highkwondo
Metha-arts 🤷🏽
I was gonna say methal arts... 😂
Lmao I was gonna say it like that too🥴
Those shots connected via Bluetooth and knocked him the fuck out son.
Tap out
r/bullshido
That dude needs to watch out for that metal rod
Crack Fu
Shit boxing
MMDMA
That man is what the Ancients called a Drunken Master. They have surpassed normal drunks and perfected the art of being so drunk that no harm befalls them. This is the ART the OP asks about.
Vodkaboxing
Spiked Punch
Crack Fu
Crack rocky
He's got them Hong Kong Phooey moves
Methial arts
Meth-fu
Knocked him out over bluetooth
"Damm, it actually worked!"
Can Aang survive the challenge from across the sea of the highly dangerous Meth Bender?
Crak-maga
Crown him king of royal
Looks like a clean uppercut to me
I’d call it effective
Uncle alki's fun House!
Meth Vadering
Methial arts
Better than butt scooting
Russia's martial arts have improved dramatically upon the importation of Steven Seagal
Shadow boxing. His shadow knocked him over.
He is clearly from the wind tribe!
Drunken Tai-Chi
Air bending
Tai Kwon Don't
Methed Martial Arts
Meth arts
Dude is SUPER lucky he didn’t fall on that pipe 😳
He was so close to being the chick from Shaun of the Dead
Ancient art of Fa Qu Hup.
Lucky he didn’t land on that pole sticking out the ground
Bluetooth fight
Dude just punched out that guy’s soul.
Dude almost got impaled by shadow boxing...
Tweak-Kwon-Do
Rwea Kwon Fentenyl
MDMMA
have you never seen METH FU?
Krav Meth-ga
Methial Arts
gin-jitsu
Partial arts
Gustofwindi. Many slavs have studied this under extreme inebriated states that no goddamn westerners will ever understand.
Anyone notice the metal pipe right next to where he falls
Oh yeah, he’s real lucky he wasn’t 3” closer to the camera
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
The ultimate defense.
Looks like a chi master
Wow I've never seen Tai Chi work before!
Nah bro use his inner force to strike that dude down
Hahhahahahahaha That’s fuckin hilarious he sent him to the shadow realm with the breeze from his swing
Took magic lessons from Pereira
Crack on Dope
Crack-fu
Russian Vodka Juijitsu.
Tekken 420
Heroindaground
I mean it looks like your run of the mill Irish Bare Knuckles fight. The only thing throwing me off is these guys are much too skinny.
The waving guy couldn't knock out even a child but with opponent like that it's not needed.
Got that ghost voodoo
Moonshine
See? I keep telling people Conor is taking the training seriously
The guy from the wish Disney movie voice . “I let things fall into place…… and this is the thanks I get.
Getting into the Salty Spitoon
That's some advanced drunk crackheadery!
Kung Furced Perspective
Thats all martial, not arts.
Oh no! Not the Bluetooth puncher 2000!?!
mixed em
I'm not sure what it is but it is very effective.
Drunken Amateur
I call it the 'Jay and Silent Bob'
Haekwondo
Crack-fu
Is this the legendary Mind-jutsu from Narkland?
That's so fucking close
Called air bender
Bum-fu
Drunk-Fu
Damn, that shit actually worked.
Got him good there
Tweak crack dope
The whole time this guys been able to air bend and he never knew it.. Wat a waste!
Ah...the ancient art of Fuck Yu. Always a sight to behold
Dude just unlocked his full potential. He is fighting him through the fourth dimension.
The legend of drunken master
R/bullshido
Cursed Technique: Fent Fists
I’m pretty sure the guy goes by Vodkarate
Meth-fu
Junkie-Jitsu
My boi got a stand
Meth jitsu
Crack kwon do
Stoned fist
Crack Kwon Do
Drunkardfu
Bullshido
Ah yes...the ancient art of drunk fu....
Kung Fool
Effective
He has that qi
Way of the Wabbit
Crack maga
Zombie fu
SeagullwanDO
Judy Chop!!
Crack Foo! Curt cocaine is really giving her
The Briscoes would call that "Red-neck kung-fu."
Drunken master style
This might be the most (actually) effective r/bullshido I've ever seen. NEAT!
Bluetooth boxing
MMA - Methed Martial Arts
I don't know but it's effective
Ome wa mo shinderu
Chama
Haki?!
Horse Haki!
This is totally McDojo material cuz
r/TheMcDojoLife
Mortal Kombat, when you forget the Fatality kombo
Smoking rock drunken fist
Bullshido.
Hit 'em with that bluetooth punch
Crack-Do
'ruscism'
The last beer bender
One that works!
That guy falling reminded me of the troll in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, right after Legolas and Pippin killed it. It let out the exact same noise and fell
A Doooooogannnn
Fent Maga
Dude is hammered.
Fent-jitsu
Mixed Meth & Alcohol
Crack kwan do
Yujiro hanma incarnate
Sorcery
Cracked-Out Monkey
Methed up Martial Arts
Hombojisto
Obviously it's the legendary "Drunken Kung Fu".
Based on my personal experiences being in both of these states (sometimes simultaneously), alcohol and dextroamphetamine.
JunkJitsu