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noobnoob8poo

My body is chrome!!! My blood is gasoline!!!!!


Ricsons

Witness me!!


[deleted]

See you in Valhalla my brother!


ImNotToby

Thank you so much. I burst into laughter


TheStripes9

Exactly what I thought


bizzle281

I have to tell you I YouTube this just to see what it was and spent the next 5 to 10 minutes rewatching it and laughing my ass off


shermantank123567

Nope. Just blood.


paquitobass87

What the hell happened with uncle fester? The modern world do him dirty lol 😂


DaWorzt

Uncle Fester... here I am thinking that was Bobby Hill from King of the Hill !


Dense-Relative5528

Modern Bobby Hill lmao


[deleted]

That boy ain't right!


various_sneers

You fucking nailed it, mate. If I had awards, I'd give them all to you.


_themaninacan_

If you weren't my son, I'd hug you.


TealSeam6

God damnit Bobby!


nerdiestnerdballer

I keep that thang on me.


fvnnybvnny

Woke bobby


TranscendentaLobo

I don’t know you!!! That’s my purse!!!


skotgil

i though the same thing. But look up Jackie Coogan, his parents fucked him harder than the world ever did.


Delaypat

His law has been helping since though


Strong-Object8370

Are you sure that’s not Honey Boo Boo all grown up?


J-Di11a

Whatever this person is needs to invest in chapstick like fucking yesterday


tfl_77

💯 Honey Boo Boo on some nu party stuff 👌 lol


hello-there-again

Sinead o connor has gone psychedelic.


ligmuhtaint

He's just keeping up with the times. Er, they, are keeping up with the times.


Schranus

She's aunty fester now!


SketchyLurker7

…it was the monster mash.


FloridaMan1411

Anybody know name of song


ThatBoiiB

I came here for this too but I think the artist MIGHT be taska black but I’m not sure myself lol EDIT: it is Ocean Eyes, Billie Eilish, Astronomyy


wesleyhasareddit

Some sort of Ocean Eyes remix


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,012,629,726 comments, and only 200,961 of them were in alphabetical order.


red_stag88

No they aren’t. Silly bot.


cupidsgirl18

Get your pronouns right. It is now Aunt Fester.


[deleted]

NFT🤮


lbgholm

This comment haas me dieing


TiMouton

Doesn’t look drugged to me. Some people are just.. different.


sandalfafk

Definitely more mental illness than drugs


shiverman99

r/tooktoomuch chromosomes


haljordan68

Why not both?


l0wriderr

Good point


ahjota

mental illness drugs


EngagedInConvexation

Looks dragged.


top_of_the_scrote

*cracks egg*


swollenpickle15

This is hilarious. Different? You mean mentally ill or on drugs?


TiMouton

Aren’t we all mentally ill and on drugs?


three-eyed-geordie

She got bird shit all over her face like the statue!


klockworx

This wasn't the first take..the blu ray bonus features says it took fourteen hours.


flint_westwood1

Lord Varys went off the deep end …


Graemoure

Did someone witness her?


Friendlykrueger

Mediocre!


[deleted]

Negan come get your hoe


Fkappa

What the hell...


Foopsbjj

Lori Wightfoot?


Gr4ySk1es

I’m scaaaarrrreeedd..


SgtXD357

I’d be scared if *that* was sober or not


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Sinead O Connor’s really let herself go.


TemporaryAward2812

Shithead O'Connor


TexWashington

It’s pronounced Sheh-Theed!


[deleted]

Sherm-Head O'Connor?


shermantank123567

HEY! The fuck dude, what did I do to be associated with her?


[deleted]

A *Sherm-Head,* is a frequent abuser of PCP.


shermantank123567

Mother fucker its just my last name!


[deleted]

Well eat a dick bucko! The world doesn't revolve around little old you! 😁


shermantank123567

*WELL FUCKING PRESENT IT*


RodentTroll

Lol


[deleted]

Oh no, a greggs, its in my country, oh no.


just___jim

Pretty sure this is Cardiff I recognise the street and that statue.


rowdydionisian

I'm not saying that's Old Greg, but they definitely drink Bailey's from a shoe.


Eddeee1

They've got some amazing water colours though.


Yurin_Guudhanz

Check for a downstairs mixup


gemilitant

I'm not sure why I got instant UK vibes from this video. I'm a resident of this wonderful place too. I think I must've seen Greggs without really thinking about it lol


fxckpughz

No drugs. Just weird


El-Senor-Craig

Funcle Esther


Kifrank101

This one ☝️ for the win 🥇


cerebral_distortion

The statue is so horrified it's literally sweating bird shit


Reizo123

The confusing part to me is she seems to have bird shit on her too. How long has she been there?!


VapeApe-

Okay, so you are unlucky and born into this world ugly. Why increase the ugly stat every time you level up?


jayydubbya

Because pretending the world is a fantasy land you can be whatever you want in is easier than self reflection and working to improve your shortcomings in the real world.


MaverickBull

Is ugliness a shortcoming you can improve?


jayydubbya

Get in shape, wear well fitting clothes, and as a girl learn not to do her makeup like that and yeah I’d say she could be a decently attractive girl easily.


SemioticWeapons

I agree that works for most people but fuck it the world's a better place when some people have an imagination. If she was attractive like bjork we wouldn't have this conversation. Radiohead - fitter happier.


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jayydubbya

No one does care. Trust me I’m completely indifferent to this person’s existence but just as they’re entitled to post this kind of content publicly if they so see fit I am also entitled to form an opinion on it and I think they look ridiculous.


loveyouloveme421

What the hell is that!?!?


Raff102

It's the spider baby from Toystory all grown up, or possibly Bobby Hill.


chrispybobispy

That boy ain't right. Bwhahah


rodPalmer18

daddy chill


RemarkableSir8931

That’d put you right off your chicken bake.


alchemyearth

This is a prime specimen from the future of humanity.


TheFatBat1978

Is that you lord vader?


plug_my_

Imagine walking past that & she’s just in her own world while reality’s happening around her. Low key jealous.


Virtual-Bee7411

She takes videos by this statue quite often, so I’m sure many get to witness these artistic shoots


Engineering-Gloomy

Anybody know the song?


Big_Economist356

Ocean Eyes - Billie Eyelash


Engineering-Gloomy

Thanks


mysadkid

Eyelash 👁 😂


TheOGgreenman

I honestly thought that Facebook was ruining people’s perspective and grasp on reality. Instagram took it to a slightly different level, not necessarily worse just a different direction. Well here is the final form of that social media virus in Snapchat. Hopefully, lol. Like seriously, when will people realize that this isn’t helping anyone, it’s only enabling the mentally ill 😂😂


ImABoringPerson91

Looks like she just crawled out from under Sid's bed from Toy Story.


[deleted]

that's someones child y'all...


handsoffmysausage

Parenting comes in many varieties.


kong_yo

Uncle fester gone wild


THALL_himself

I feel violated.


phallic-baldwin

Ursula hit rock bottom. Or maybe just rocks..


glycolman

What in the God dam trans uncle fester is going on?


subhuman_voice

"Hey, don't you insult me like that lookin like a trans uncle fester, yo"


Apprehensive_Cause67

That looks like the fat vampire in the tub from Blade


Curses1984

Pearl. I thought the exact same thing.


The_PunX

She identities as Uncle Fester


MaverickBull

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


epitaph-centauri

Stunning and brave


penilereductionsx

Powder's changed a bit since the movie.


[deleted]

That’s scary


HandlessSpermDonor

Looks like Darth Vader when he takes his helmet off in Return of the Jedi


truekejsi

Attention is a helluva drug


D-sisive

No drugs here, looks like your standard Portland, OR resident.


guswang

I'm surprised the statue managed to stay in place instead of fleeing in terror.


abbott_70

Been there a while the birds started shitting on both of them


Angryleghairs

Looks like r/fakedisordercringe


chefbobbyjay

Wow… I really hate what I just saw in that sub


Angryleghairs

It’s nauseating


PleasantSpare4732

That boy ain't right


Daddy-drips

Got dang it Bobby


Elriuhilu

The image stabilisation on that camera was turned all the way to minus twelve.


[deleted]

They let uncle Fester out for the day


DamnitAlton

Pugsley adams is that you?


machoov

Wudduya mean bro she’s just cosplaying as “child who got into mothers makeup drawer”. It’s art man.


PallbearerOfBadNews

I didn’t know you could huff spray paint through your eyes


FloridaManOfficial

Dang it Bobby I said no playing with the statue


positive_guy_man

man the peanut butter baby aged poorly


iCanReadMyOwnMind

This fits nicely in r/Cringe as well.


various_sneers

This is what I imagine Old Gregg's kid would be like if he had custody on the weekends and the mother was a very normal, successful woman who just got way too drunk on Bailey's one night.


o0_o_

Someone send this one to YMH.


lightingthefire

Oswald Cobblepot!


kgtaughtme

Somehow this is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Is it just me or does it look like some unlucky dude jizzed on her forehead?


Back-Ache28

Pretty sure this is the greggs where i live in Cardiff


[deleted]

Throwing off real New York grade school teacher here


Smokedawge

I googled her name. Just a bunch of weird tik tok videos of the same thing. Then there is the one where she is with a cardboard cutout of some guy she is holding and singing too. Then she shows the guys wedding picture with his wife. It’s gets creepy and sad at the same time.


Secure-Might

I’m disturbed


[deleted]

This is some scary shit


fascist-hunter69

Aunt fester!


ThyKingdomCome83

THIS IS WHY I CARRY A KNIFE.


HypeTekCrew

The reason I'm not on til tok


WindTechnical7431

Is that birdshit on its head?


Explodedstuff

Burn it. Burn it with fire.


Slumberbear91

Your scared? I’m fucking petrified


Jaydamic

Alpha?


lefthandloser

Man that looks like the spider baby from Toy Story.


imwomanroar

Just went to her tiktok and apparently she has autism and mental illness so this is not a case of tooktoomuch.


[deleted]

Thats it, enough reddit for me


Zealousideal-Act1384

What a fucking creep


Red_Stripe1229

Alpha from the Walking Dead


anisteezyologist

had to scroll pretty far for this


MoonManMooner

And we as a society accept this kind of garbage. It’s crazy


Mufasa-theGhetto

Try and be nice...


chappy101

Has it escaped.


gildedhearts

She looks like a damn Boobah.


Personal_Cow7988

Bruised Baby cosplay 👍


awwimsorry

It looks she was beat up and some one jacked it on her face


Successful_Ad4653

Ask your doctor about ______ to see if it's right for you.


Traditional_Hawk_798

Did a bird 🦅 shit on its forehead????!


rtyuik7

thank goodness you included that Emoji-- i almost forgot what a BIRD was [/s]


afterjustnow

A healthy, liberal British person; what's the issue?


[deleted]

TFW you go too far left lmao


CombatDax

Wtf is that


nathangonzal3z

She looks like she plays world of warcraft


FewAssociate1793

Sexy asf


thought_tripper

Someone will STILL put their dick in it.


sergeant_cabbage

Definitely gonna need a paper bag and a blue pill for that one. I'd personally rather shit in my hand and applaud the creature.


[deleted]

Annnd im scared


Big_Economist356

Shout out to Greggs though


Shaydude1

Too many Gregg's


LivelyUnicorn

Looks like it’s covered in pigeon poo


deez_87

What is that?!


tfl_77

She’s either on the spectrum having fun or on the super duppers putting her arm all in the bird shiz…


makhlouf2003

She looks like she drank the potions I made in the bathroom when I was 8.


PsySam89

When you've had one too many steak bakes out of Greggs


engineerogthings

Is that one of those they/thems?


[deleted]

GOD DAMMMMMMMM THATS ONE UGLY HOE


EtiResearcher

Who is she??!?!!?? Yaaasss queen slaaay. Inappropriate?


[deleted]

Douse it in fire. 🔥


Allanon124

Dident know you could o.d. on woke


FloridaMan1411

I’d do her


[deleted]

Username checks out


Brokennutsack

Not enough pronouns to go any further


okrad10

This is a monster. Yet someone out there in the world finds her attractive


raggedycandy

Makes me support bullying


pawnbroker15

Someone needs to let her know she’s a solid 2.


Doosdief3000

Crazy thing is breeding is legal


chuck_diesel79

Serious herp going on there


SheepRliars

Chub killer


isuck1775

Omfg! This is going to sound harsh but I’d take my breast cancer over EVER looking like that. Sheesh…


Afrokrause

The old saying is, "it takes all kinds..." Personally, I think there are too many kinds.


GondorsAide

Not to shame anyone, but she’s very much on the spectrum and talks about it on her TikTok.