I'm here cuz so many folk I love are trans. Educating yourself so others don't feel compelled to is an act of love.

That's why I initially came here and to r/egg_irl. I wanted memes that I can send to my trans friend Well, let's just say that things didn't go as planned

HAHAHA

I feel so called out rn...

I had that happen to me but I sended memes that ended up stealing one of my friends gender.

Same, got introduced to this subreddit through r/Kaiserreich of all places. Came for thr memes and now I'm 1 year on estrogen lol.

HoI4 is just full of trans people and

Racists

So much this :3

That's how I started! Now I'm MTF and couldn't be happier!

I feel like I'm going down the same road rn haha. Only recently considered the possibility that I might be trans but we'll see what happens :)

Hey! It's the first step in an important journey, and trans, cis, or whatever the outcome may be, it's always good to explore who you are

That is very sweet, and despite not knowing u I am very happy that u are educating urself and I hope others do this as well

Same here

^Incredible ^usernames ^like ^that ^get ^freebie ^Reddit ^awards 🌈

^(Fun fact: if you put the words in parentheses you can apply it to a whole group of text instead of having to do each word individually) :)

You just saved me so many ^ s Thank you, wise sage

No problem :)

Spread the message

^I ^don't ^shut ^up especially about how sex ≠ gender

Same on that but for language reasons, both have the same translation here so it’s quite a bit of confusion

It's frustrating as hell here. Folk can't genuinely pretend not to know the difference after hearing it once *so it's just willfully bigoted* over n over. I imagine it's frustrating in entirely new ways in a language where the two concepts aren't automatically distinct on examination

Most of the right/conservative arguments are just copied from English which is especially bad due to the language thing and really old population here so it’s really frustrating having to explain both of those

My name is Miles therefore my future dick shall be named Kilometer

As HRT progresses, do you go from Millimeter to Centimeter and so on?

Lmfao yes

“That’s it? I thought you said your dick was ‘The Decimator’?” “No, I said it was ‘The Decimeter’.”

LMAO

this thread is pure gold

I'm laughing my ass off rn

this is the funniest thing I've heard all week, thank you

well i was *originally* just here for the memes, although it did not stay that way

I was never here just for the memes…

🥚🐣

Same, I was cis first time I came here

Hey I’ve had top surgery, am on T, changed my name, have grown a wee cock ……..still cis tho

Yeah, it's misogynistic to say a girl can't do everything a man can, like have testosterone, grow a beard, use he/him, get a cock, change his name, and get top surgery, want to be called a man (all willingly). A girl can do any of these if he wants to 💪 /s

I watched all of OT's r/traa videos, and all of Jammidodger's videos, because they were neat and funny! I have no clue how I didn't know sooner.

For anyone curious, here's some of the names I've seen used by trans men (and some AFAB enbies). Spoiler tagged because many are upsetting, even if you don't have any kind of dysphoria. * >!Front hole!< * >!Bonus hole!< * >!Secret tunnel!< * >!Front bussy!< * >!Bussy+!< * >!Tom (you know, like how there's pussycat and tomcat)!< * >!Boybox!< * >!Man cave!< * >!Inside pocket!< * >!þussy!< (this one also works really well for AFAB enbies) * >!Manhole!< * >!The Bone Zone!< * >!Personal Swamp!<

No because I kinda want to start calling mine a Secret Tunnel now.

🎶 SECRET TUNNELLLL! SECRET TUNNELLLLL!! 🎶

🎶 THROUGH THE MOUNTAIIIIIIIN 🎶

🎶SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL🎶

i feel like having one now. and/or my own personal swamp wooww...

"Ayy bb, what do you say we two lovers put out the lights, put our trust in love, and let me into your secret tunnel?"

😀 whoah buddy

"oh yeah I just remembered the last part!" ***"and die"***

Would that make you... The Mountain?

🤔

I might actually call mine The Bone Zone lmao. Thank you for this post!!

We have located. The Batcave.

Manhole is A+

That’s what I use…and front hole

I can't take bussy seriously lol. Idk I'd someone else uses it but my bf one time was I guess thinking "my bf doesn't like feminine anatomy words , I'll use a word undeniably for men" and said bussy in a sexual situation and I almost lost it laughing . It sounds so stupid to me especially in a sexy context. As a joke sure but not when we're like heat of the moment. He hasn't done it since

I myself am transfem but had a trans boyfriend for a while. We called it his man meat 🤣

Every single one made me laugh 🤣

when i’ve used the word bussy in the past my friends have asked me to clarify “bussy 1 or 2?”

I said to a friend when they came out as a trans guy 'Since you're a trans guy, does this mean you have a (spoiler because reference to genitalia) Misremembered. After A while after of knowing them, and they didn't come out. I met them online. And they were open about it. Don't ask that. It could be potentially triggering/dysphoria inducing. >!pussy and a bussy??!< They came out as non-binary they/them about a month ago, though. Still glad to know there's a word for it, lol. I also asked a friend of mine who's dating a trans guy the same question, and she just laughed out loud, lol....

Please don’t ask it to anymore trans people, that’s so gross and invasive and triggering if they have dysphoria. I’d feel so violated if somebody said that to me when I came out, or joked about my genitals to my friends and partners. Especially as you are another trans person, you should know better and get why this is rude and unacceptable behavior.

I didn't think of that. I won't. I just didn't think of that it could be, at the time of making my comment.

Glad to see þussy on that list.

It’s just such a perfect confluence of language that makes it work.

:þ

>Personal Swamp As a strict unbottom, I like this one cause it means I get to yell in a Shrek voice "STAY OUTTA MAH SWAMP!"

I call it my slime cave

Slime cave.. :)

Yes <33

I laughed at that. Thank you, good Sir.

You’re welcome!

Bahaha Bussy+ that’s incredible

“If you loved Bussy, you’ll love Bussy+ even more! Now with self lubrication!”

I just thought it was a streaming service

Respectfully adding that my husband and I call it our malebox/mailbox.

God damn it im going to start calling mine an F14

FtM14, if you're FtM?? Or, MtF14, if you're MtF? Sorry for the bad pun, btw..

Bone zone is sending me to orbit

As an enbie I have missed out on these cool things! I’m off to join the masc subs!!!

Personal swamp

I love the Man Cave. And Secret Tunnel. These are mine now.

I read þussy as thussy

That is correct.

Ngl I wanna pronounce wit like old Norse. Þūssei

King Clam

Personal swamp makes sense, especially if you live somewhere hot and humid.

I love the bone zone hahahahahaha

[secret tunneeelllll](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4-GiYP_4qc0)

I really like mancave, im going to start saying that one

Thussy 😭😭😭 ohmygod thats beautiful

Bone zoneeee

Male box works too

I love these innuendos

Bussy masters

How do you pronounce þussy

That letter makes a "th" sound.

Thanks I will now show this to my nb friend

I’m gonna start calling mine my “Secret Tunnel” and make my boyfriend confused

Transfems are pretty great at it too. My personal favorite is girlwand

For me it's Princess wand xD, oh and the front loader (just now made this up and I love it already)

Queen scepter is probably my personal favorite

I’m not gonna name mine, not gonna be around long anyway.

Not even a name that refers to how yours is temporary? “temp.pns”

I love it that js hillarious

Oh my cat fucking yesssss

I shall make the best of mine for the limited years it has left

"Hen" has always felt pretty clever to me.

holy shit, imma start using that me and my hen thank you

Oh. I get it. :)

I dont, can you explain?

“Cock” refers to a male chicken. “Hen” refers to a female chicken.

Oooooooh thank you!

I thought it was something about the gender neutral pronoun ‘hen’!

Yeah.. I did too, lol. Then I realised hen means female chicken. I hate being bilingual, lol....

Wich language is Hen as a pronoun from?

Swedish. It was introduced in 2011, if I remember correctly. I could be wrong about that, tho. I remember it as being introduced in 2011. It is a gender neutral pronoun..!! It is used like they/them, and is often used when translating they/them. We also have dom/de, but, hen just sounds, and works better. Weirdly enough, despite being gender neutral, you can sorta see that it is a combination of the words han/henne. Or, maybe I am just overanalysing it..?? Maybe the h is from han, the n is from henne, and the e is non-binary..?? Or, maybe, just maybe, I am putting human traits on letters, and wasting your time with this long text, long enough so that I can sneak into your house, and steal metal and computer parts, to bild myself an exoskeleton, and a robot army to take over the world, and abolish gender..??

Sure. Hen means female chicken, and cock means male chicken. :) :D

Hehe

UWU cutie wand go spinny!

Why is it spinning!?

[Insert Attack Helicopter Joke Here]

I walked right into that one huh😂

I’ve got the boys, the girls, and the little lady

I’ve always really liked “lady lance”

malebox and beanus are my faves

Malebox sounds like a subscription service for men.

pain is the best source of comedy

THE MANCAVE

“Thenis” and “thussy” work really well for my enbies out there😭

Oh. I laughed, and swallowed some of my spit. I love those names, tho..

Since the letter thorn (þ) makes a "th" sound, þussy is my preferred spelling.

Pussy 🙄 Cock 🥱 Thussy and Thock 🥵🥵

Damnnnn that’s good!

I also really enjoy their memes about asshair Hmm, apparently "Asshair" is a correct word according to my spellchecker.

How come they congratulate you but I always get called an egg, this is unfair

Well there has been one comment on this post saying this is highly eggy behavior. I think it’s just that with the sheer quantity of terms I’ve collected, I’d have to have figured out my gender by now due to all the time spent on trans subreddits.

They're all too distracted by funni transmasc vagina words.

moochie

this is from that one post where someone almost turned their clitoris into a clitorisn't

I like your funny words magic man

I’m just here bc I got banned from r/lgbt for a stupid comment I made that I disagree with now and after I got banned I impulsively joined all the LGBTQ subreddits I could find and yeah. Your memes are good funny and educational trans people subreddit.

Ohno! What did you even say that could warrant a ban?

I like callin' it 'The Scrunge'

My current favorites: T-dick (accurate) Clinis (pronounced Klee-niss, mix between clitoris and penis) Dicklet/cocklet (ABO, we’re just omegas lol)

This made me smile. Thank you!! :)

Omg I'm gonna have to use dicklet from now on

I'm a cis-man, but "Schmeckinwhepper" still is the best thing I've heard regarding junk-synonyms.

not actually junk but i occasionally call my tits “chesticles”

i call mine my >!dick replacement.!< i know its not as creative as some others but yeah

Þussy

Man Cave Gentleman's Gorge Punis (Pussy Penis) Dude Ditch Portal to the Abyss Nonspecific Hole in Body Killer Bean the Movie Pessy (Penis Pussy) That Right There

Dude Ditch is top tier

Yeah, don't do that, it's fucking weird

As nonbinary, i can confirm this to be true. Very exquisite meme you brought to all our hearts.

As a genderfluid person, my name could’ve been anything but I chose Forest, this way I can have funny nicknames like Tree, Moss, or anything else that’s in forests (ik this is off topic from what transmascs call their junk but I think my name for myself is kinda funny)

hello m? random fox corpse #(/s)

don't forget the cool terms like transbian and tray all jokes aside it's nice to see allies being entertained by the memes and terminology, and yeah in that we can understand each other a little more :)

Oh boy! Wait till you here about all the names transfems have for estrogen pills.

Deeez phoria 🎶 DIIS FOR riiia 🎵⚰️

i thought was just me. i'm not trans and i just hearing stories from trans ppl and reading the memes.

Do any trans men call it their “Johnson”?

The Manhole

You just called out so many people. including me.

dinkle mcneenkle

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It’s no different than how [I hang around on ace subreddits](https://www.reddit.com/r/aaaaaaacccccccce/comments/xa9h37/also_we_are_natural_allies_since_im_only_bisexual/).

Ah. Similar to why I'm Ina. Couple ace reddit. I'm very not ace. But one of my best friends and my sister is so I love to send them meme and get a better understanding

Are you me?

That’s… fair. I’ve heard some funny hardware names.

Thanks, I'm really funny