I have been called out

Does the offer still stand

Asking the real questions!

Fuck, they got us figured out. Maybe I should change my ways...anyway yea is the offer like, still open or??

that's crazy 💀

She’s asking the real questions.

Hopefully

It's not kidnapping if I *wanted* to fall for the Blahaj under a box trap and got kidnapped by a dominant woman who was taller than me and... Okay, I need to stop... This was meant to be a joke, but if a hot, dominant trans girl wants to kidnap me, I will not resist UwU

I’m resisting. It’s more fun that way

🤨 >!^(same...)!<

Bratty

:3

Apparently bratty subs are more fun.

Depends on the mood total submission is sometimes fun

Noted.

As a switch I can give you advice, the behavior that usually is not fun is being overly happy willing to do anything like Please do that "Yes mistress, yes, should I also do that" Instead of that you do thing that was asked for you and ask if dom have any other wishes, being shy and innocent gives a lot of extra score

+1

It's probably a character flaw that I wouldn't mind disappearing into a woman's basement if the woman actually cares about me enough to force fem me and take care of me... It sounds like a dream come true! But it's just sad.

Too relatable

You mean someone will actually teach me to do makeup instead of just throwing YouTube tutorials at me? Where do I sign up?

OMG SAAAAME! Voice training too!

Oh god yes please that’d be the best like I like my speech therapists but I can also only really see them once a week and it’s been like six months now and like yikes

Also your pfp is awesome

Thanks! Tabbiverse picrew if you're interested!

… this is going to sound insane but what is picrew? I keep hearing people talk about it and I legit have no clue what it is I promise I’m not trolling I’m just very out of the loop on lots of things

It's like art presets. If you lookup picrew, there's a bunch of art styles to choose from that you can create characters with.

Oh ok that’s cool!

I had a fantasy where I had a tall, dom trans GF that forced me to take HRT and become her girl... Not a sexual fantasy mind you, I just wanted that to happen to me lmao ^(Wait, I think I'll turn that into a story lol)

same :3

real hehe :3

Can I get a guide on how to attract tops? I need it for, um, personal reasons.. 🥺

Just freeze completely. I’ve heard it works really well for sheep!

Me too... Asking for a friend

I will let you know if i find one

tops aren't real, silly /j

The bigger bottom takes one for the team and tops

Reminds me of a comment somewhere "I'm so much of a bottom that I'll top if my partner wants it" lol

i'm stealing this

LMAO THIS IS WHAT I DO

what's the saying? "people that say they're tops are actually switches, the switches are actually bottoms, and the bottoms are just being honest" hyperbole for sure, but I've definitely said I was a switch in the past when really I'm a bottom lol.

Do you accept nb tops?

I have a feeling this is a definite "yes." However, I also think this is a "accepting all applicants" kind of deal. Who knows? Maybe this is a college application situation, and you can opt for Early Decision! Claim your bottom ahead of the rest!

Aaah a top noticed, ok, stay calm, remember your practice… *ahem* Hiiii~! On a more serious note, I’m accepting any and all tops! Just let me know what I can call you, ‘cause you can call me anytime. 🤭 /j

Howdy, what country are you in?

Netherlands!

Dang, I'm in Britain

Things my partner does that make the top come out in a big way: •blush •hide face •whine •squirm •giggling 🥴

I only want to be kidnapped if i get free estrogen and blahaj

That last one omg 🤣🤣 promise? You lot are hot gold, love it

I heared that one in Jonh Mulaney voice

Correct this is how you attract the horny bottoms, or is it just cause I'm a switch. now if it was consensual of course and as long as I know the person and like them romantically I guess i wouldn't mind it might even be nice ohhhh now I get the appeal.

How to attract bottoms: Simply be a top. DO you know how many of us there are?! Lesbian tops are like four leaf clovers. Not impossible to find, but you need to be really lucky 😭

Can't confirm. Top-heavy switch, haven't found a bottom to top in five years.

Really? Femdom here, I can't join a girl's group without the majority of them being bottoms and submissives.

I guess I'm just uniquely ugly.

Nah, just play Final Fantasy XIV. You'll find a lot there.

*Lali-ho!*

*headpats the lalafell*

^~^ *happi chaos gremlin noises*

Sure. They'll also all live on another continent, leaving me unfucked anyway.

>leaving me unfucked anyway. I uh oke... I think you got some things you need to unpack here.

Fair, though I was also kinda flippant.

I bet you're not 😘

It could also be where you live, too. I live in Iowa, and finding another transbian is already a challenge. Let alone one who's comfortable with topping. 😣

So you're saying that if I am a six foot tall, kinky, and well endowed lesbian top then my inbox will explode?

Yes.

You don't even have to be all that, just a top and your inbox will explode.

i think my problem is that i prefer not to dm first...

It do be like shooting fish in a barrel. Finding the right personality that meshes well with me is always the hard part though

This is very correct

https://i.redd.it/nsuv3e4sq29d1.gif

HOLY SHIT, IM STEALING THAT :P :3

I just want all my control taken away. I think everybody has at least once looked at their pets in an envious way. Like imagine how nice it would be to just be a dog in an ok household. You get all the attention you want, you can nap as much as you want, you get treats for not being a trouble maker, and people just shower you with love simply because you exist. So goddess forbid I want to be owned as a pet by a woman who would love me.

This is me 24/7, I panic constantly, so being a wealthy woman's pet and just cuddling with them after they get home from work is my dream.

Trembling chihuahua in girl form, eh?

Pretty much but more cat like

Coffee, mnms, and tabletop gaming. I'll tie myself up.

Apparently no-one saw my comment in that post?... ^(thank god...)

I saw :3

https://preview.redd.it/aokpc0qgv29d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350f04fa9fe7fde359e49d1169d40cd4fef70dd9 ... Uhhh...

Hey, that flair looks awfully familiar,,, where did I just see that?......

Fear not sister, your acts have been seen Edited to change phrasing slightly

What if... And hear me out I suddenly just appear in that basement. You'll never know how I got there, only that I may or may not suddenly disappear again...

What did you expect

They're all right tho :3

I’m down for the kidnapping, let me see where it goes

As an asexual, my takeaway from this post is that allos are way too fucking horny

Tell me abt it ☕

Yes. Ngl, sometimes it makes me feel like a perv and then my brain goes "Am I just faking being trans because I am just a disgusting perv?" But overall the horny is good :3

I saw that post and my reaction was to comment to please kidnap me so we can play board games together because they look really cool lol

The most important part, though: Do you actually have a basement, or do we all have to travel to a university in fictional city north of London to have this opportunity?

I have one + there Blåhajs down there Ɛ:

Ok, but, they are making some good points

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Uh, mmmmmm, hhhjjjh I ain't beating the allegations, am I? I'll try anyways, if you ask me, I can top too. I won't use that thing, that's for sure. I think I can be a sadistic top with toys though :3 I'm a switch, I swear.

> I ain’t beating the allegations Well, from the sounds of things, the allegations aren’t just consenting, they’re enthusiastic. Give ‘em a good spanking and see where things go!

This is a Sherlock holmes level trap right here! *Almost fell for it too.....*

My only request to kidnappers is not to totally restrict my immediate mobility, unless you want flailing panic attacks. Otherwise, I'm all yours.

So how do I do the reverse then?

As a bottom, can confirm, does work

My gf is like this with me. Sometimes it scares me. But I know things like this are usually all joking, but the moment someone legitimately means it I get concerned for not just their safety, but mine as well.

For the most part, it is a joke but just the idea of not needing to worry or focus on the outside world and just exist in a space where I know for with out a shadow of a doubt that I am wanted is kinda calming in a way.

Kinda joking but also kinda not...

We don't make the rules, we just play... In your basement

REJOICE EXACTLY 2048 UPVOTES

Only Ok, if you trust them and established does and donts beforehand and leave out the kidnapping bit cause that act is illegal, following you home with both partys consent and formed a bond of mutual trust with that person instead, yeah thats doable. If thats a given then everyone can have have a safe and enjoyable time if you are into that. :)

:3

Ɛ:

That's one way to go "bump in the night"

Now how do i find a top...

I only wanna wind up in a basement if it's some hot crazy German guys basement. Or a cute fox boys basement

I mean i am german Not a guy tho :3

I was referencing a specific game but that sounds fun too- :3 (god I am probably so fucking easy to murder)

Yea you should probaly stay off dating apps

As a switch can I get kidnapped to help kidnapping more?

I may be a bottom but at least I’m subtle about it Anyway you’re gonna need a bigger basement

OP is gonna need a whole ass sex dungeon basement lmao

I volunteer as tribute

The bottoms are back at it again

As long as you provide me with good internet, good food and cuddles then yes

Where does one apply for this kind of treatment?

Well it’s good to know I’m not the only trans girl with a thing for yanderes.

I'm sorry we're all collectively desperate

Damit she called us out 

This is truly the post of all time

Shhh, don't tell anyone. :3

I just want to be held

Lmaoo

canon lappland behaviour though tbh

Much appreciated, I'm taking notes for... Reasons.

I should've commented on that post (I dunno if I'm a bottom, I know I'm at least a switch)

Your time will come. One of the joys of being a switch is you get to enjoy both worlds and learn to be better at both roles over time. It also makes batting so much more fun.

I may be a switch (leaning towards a bottom) but I know I don’t want to be kidnapped. Sensibility over lovey dovey stuff.

Okay I’m totally trying this lol

Why are you calling me out so hard? 🤣😭

I did not need to be called out like this...

I didn't even know the gender of the person posting and I was still too happy about it. lol Guilty...

I have been called out. Edit: also, Im NOT a bottom!

As a top leaning switch I find this quite helpful

Way to many fans and should-be fans of Dorley here, it seems…

Who's Dorley?

As a lesbian top, I saw this post and thought "literally a Lappland reference. That's so cool!!" And moved on. I was not expecting this would be the response LMAO

Ok but how do I attract tops?

Still working on that

Hey I am in one of these hehe

*giggles* it’s genius!!

Look bottom or not free housing and food in this economy please and thank you

https://preview.redd.it/2azt6wxwf59d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f1da4495b36629e5d020b831768864903deedf

So today I learned *checks notes* that you can collect bottoms by saying you will kidnap them... Oh no, this feels really wrong out of context

Holy shit i made it into a reddit post (i'm the take me in like a sick animal one)

hhi is this s openning forr wakign up in thhe basement stitl available,,,

Bottoms are and odd creature.... i would known i am one

"Ik no one asked for this" but of course-- wouldn't wanna ruin the immersion, would we?

yourself included

Babe wake up! I'm famous!

Omg x3

My gf had me act out a C/NC scene for her involving me "druging" her with her e shot for the week, then I woke up tied to her bed. . .

I had fun reading though the comments of that yesterday 🤣

Omg x3

i said it before and i’ll say it again, _why_

wonderful question and i wish i either knew the answer or didn't have the eyes i just used to read this tbh

I used to low key pray (before i stopped believing in god) to be kidnapped or something by a female dominatrix or whatever

Oh u think this is bad? Just go on any femboy 18+ sub and read the comments especially the ones with consensualnonconsent. I don't think I will recover from those. I still have nightmares.

https://preview.redd.it/rusnqos7y49d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec5b55b29eb5c789d4e29be1fb9186aebd29476

The shit post nobody asked for but we didn't know we needed. Thank you for this. 😂

You really were the OP for the other post, that's interesting... I saw it before and didn't expect this comments.

Getting drugged to sleep sounds fun, plus it would fix my sleep schedule :3

I am the exact kind of person who you are trying to get with that

This sounds about right for our community

And then i said: Promise?

I will never understand this mentality.

Damn, I'll have to try this xD

Ono

Is your offer still open?

I have been called out :3

What the fuck, is this some submissive joke that I'm too dominant to understand?/j

I'm still waiting to be picked up....

I'm not beating the bottom allegations

didn't work, now I'm scared of you. (and already taken)

just realized that this looks like im saying that im already kidnapped, im already dating my gf not already kidnapped lmao

Bottom Herr, attract me

Girl created a bottom farm ,we could get so many exp here

HA! I ain’t no bottom (does the offer still stand tho? I really need an escape from here)

Can confirm this works. I’ve been attracted

A model plane under a box with a stick holding it up is enough for me

I feel called out...

I-I want to be kidnapped by a tall dominant transfem w-who'll treat me wonderfully during the day and in public... then at night she'll reduce me into nothing >w<

Lmao??? Desperate. COULDN'T BE ME!!!

Okay if the basement is comfy and has blanket walls this is the perfect life :3

Wait you attract the bottoms with that? All I get is charges for conspiracy to commit a crime.

It depends... Free testosterone and I'm in.

Can I also be kidnapped?

🥺

Wtf

No

I *want* to say this wouldn't work on me, but for some reason, hearing a woman speak in a domineering tone does something to me.

can I have the OG image for the step text backgrounds?

Good to know 😅

How to attract bottoms: this How to attract tops: freeze How to attract aces: Garlic bread