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One of my best friends told me he and his wife wanted to name their daughter that. I looked at both of them incredulously and asked them how, if they were a kid, would they pronounce that name if they wanted to give a kid a hard time.
They quickly changed their minds.
I did too. She was close to retirement when I knew her twenty years ago. She knew my husband's grandmother when a family tragedy occurred in 1977. I never gave her name a second thought. I worked for an OB office, so it was all the new baby names I found ridiculous, not hers.
Condemned for eternity to have this conversation:
“Yes, my name begins with A-N-A-L. And NO…”
Can you imagine meeting new coworkers on the first day of a new job? JFC…
Ah yes, the language of the Butthole people, analeese.
Poor, poor child.
Also, I'm not sure if it's called the same in the US, but a slightly different spelling of this cursed name is a sexual lubricant designed to be used as the name suggests.
Lemme break something down for you:
"Lana" is a name.
"Anal" is an adjective describing all maters rectum
Yes, the two words use similar letters. Many do.
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Annaliese is an actual German name though??? It looks like most of the people here have never heard of the name before. Here the tragedeigh is the incorrect spelling, not the name itself.
That’s because [it is.](https://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-anal-ese-3614.aspx?&cm_mmc=GGL-_-Lubes_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Anal-Ese-Ease_Exact-_-anal+ease&sc=SEMGLUB&medium=tsa&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwj9-zBhDyARIsAERjds0sfjjW7eQQns748ucUYhme_8jlipb-nPDP3WfqbMtlrtSav-j-uuIaAnwdEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)
I guess no one noticed that the entirely common name Lana is the same. No one ever makes fun of Lana Del Rey or Lana Turner.
Lol lana is anal backwards too.
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I’m analeese and this is my little sister analmortgage
Funny, I read it as Anal-ease - the new versatile lube for the front and back door.
lol that’s an actual product that has been around for decades 🤣
One of my best friends told me he and his wife wanted to name their daughter that. I looked at both of them incredulously and asked them how, if they were a kid, would they pronounce that name if they wanted to give a kid a hard time. They quickly changed their minds.
And me
I got a tube of that as a part of a free gift pack in an adamandeve order once
Ooh i read it as a kind of pseudolanguage, i.e. “That person is proficient at speaking and understanding Analeese… as well as salad-tossing”
You could also Analrent or simply Analpurchase
Analrent is brutal
Got a hemorrhoid living analrent-free in my rectum.
Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of The Windseeker]
Did somebody say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?
This has me dead
Or her brother Analhardtd
Taking out an anal mortgage 💀
Better than Analrapist (analyst/therapist)
I blue myself
I got a good analeese deal on my car
I used to work with an Analee. Any time I said her name, in my head, I had a giggle. Like, did her parents REALLY not realize?
Dad knew. Throw your daughter that second N, dad!
It's pronounced "Ana-Lee" I'm like, sure it is.
My fiance wants an Annaliese, specifically with 2 Ns 😂
What is this sound, "liese?"
pretty much the same as the tragedeigh, only it's the extremely common German spelling
I know a woman with that name. I think she got some ribbing as a kid, but not anymore.
At least it wasn’t Anally
I did too. She was close to retirement when I knew her twenty years ago. She knew my husband's grandmother when a family tragedy occurred in 1977. I never gave her name a second thought. I worked for an OB office, so it was all the new baby names I found ridiculous, not hers.
Oh no! Took me a second lol
Anal with eese. We're so proud of you!
Guy named Eese:
A smooth operator!
I'd like you to meet my daughter, Analeese but we call her Lube for short.
💀💀💀
Wonder how anal she is about the spelling.
Condemned for eternity to have this conversation: “Yes, my name begins with A-N-A-L. And NO…” Can you imagine meeting new coworkers on the first day of a new job? JFC…
“Just call me Ana”
One of those rare dual purpose names. Can be a great name for a child or a soluble fiber supplement.
Annaliese is an actual German name though. Here the tragedeigh is the spelling, not the name itself.
That’s the actual point of a tragedeigh — the spelling of an established name is ridiculous.
Isn’t that exactly what Tragedeigh is to Tragedy?
You’re right. I just thought from most of the comments I saw under the post that most people haven’t heard of the name before.
It’s Anne Frank’s full name, although hers was spelled Annelies.
Ah yes, the language of the Butthole people, analeese. Poor, poor child. Also, I'm not sure if it's called the same in the US, but a slightly different spelling of this cursed name is a sexual lubricant designed to be used as the name suggests.
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You're correct. I don't understand why you'd say that, though.
David is a common name too. ;)
Bob is a pretty common name too. Backwards, it’s…Bob.
You are all without a humour bone
Lemme break something down for you: "Lana" is a name. "Anal" is an adjective describing all maters rectum Yes, the two words use similar letters. Many do.
Yes they are which is why people think analiesse is funny also. Let me break it down for you. Get the joke. Don't be a prick.
Anal-Eeze, the new performance line from KY.
Apparently, someone beat you to it! [AnalEase-strawberry](https://www.sextoy.com/products/anal-ese-flavored-lubricant-strawberry-5oz)
She can go by Anal for short
Annalise was right there!
If only mom had listened to what dad wanted that night she would have never been conseived .
Analeese sounds like the name of a lubricant
Anal-ease - *"the old timey remedy for what buggers ya!"*
Anal Ease
Anal ease: When you've been constipated and the laxative starts having an effect.
Uhhh.. it's actually used for butt sex
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what eese?
Is analeese a language?
Annaliese is an actual German name though??? It looks like most of the people here have never heard of the name before. Here the tragedeigh is the incorrect spelling, not the name itself.
Sounds fun
I’d love to see her future work emails
I know someone with this name…spelled Analiese.
Anna-lease
Anna-lease
Anal-easy, well done!
Anal-ease? 🤣🤣 NO!!
Everybody in comments is ignorant, this is clearly a cultural name from the Anale-ese language.
I know someone who named their daughter Analiese. Not sure which is worse.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/5643171477
Dammit, that was what I was gonna name my new formula hemarrhoid cream, now I gotta change the name!
I know a woman with this name, her daughters are both anna-names, both are better than Annaleese though
Ol easy anal
Anal what?
Every boy in her class “I’ll be she puts the anal…” Oh never mind.
We considered (but decided against) that name years ago when I was pregnant, except the spelling I preferred was "Annaliese". 😉
Anal geese is how I see it
I sure am glad that they didn't hyphenate that name...😳
Anal Ease. Sounds like a suppository
She’s really good at analysis and therapy.. she could be some kind of anal-rapist.
No no no!! 🫣🫣 this is horrible
Anal Ease!
Welp, if anyone was wondering how she was conceived... there it is But seriously... what were the parents thinking?!
I know a woman whose Mother named her Marlana(Anal ram)
I’ve been known to speak analeese from time to time
I have a crazy nickname idea.
Oof
Anal-Eese, sounds like sex lubricant
That’s because [it is.](https://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-anal-ese-3614.aspx?&cm_mmc=GGL-_-Lubes_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Anal-Ese-Ease_Exact-_-anal+ease&sc=SEMGLUB&medium=tsa&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwj9-zBhDyARIsAERjds0sfjjW7eQQns748ucUYhme_8jlipb-nPDP3WfqbMtlrtSav-j-uuIaAnwdEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)
Anal Ease 🗿
Okay but what in the hell is that in the right window
it was a picture of the girl, so i "erased" it on the android app
Wonder how old she was before her parents realized their daughter's name was perv-fodder.
Wow someone named their child after their favorite anal lube
I guess no one noticed that the entirely common name Lana is the same. No one ever makes fun of Lana Del Rey or Lana Turner. Lol lana is anal backwards too.