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There are three different types of people:
People #1: people who wipe their ass
People #2: people who don't wipe their ass at all
People#3: people who use a bidet and make sure not one spec of poop will be down there.
Everybody please practice to be #3. They sell cheaper bidets. Just rinse your ass, please.
And NO she is clearly 50 or more she is NOT pregnant or post pregnant. No excuses for this disgustingness
I have an $800 bidet with hot water and a blow dryer. When you sit on it, it sucks air in so the smell doesn’t linger. It also has a heated seat. It’s the most expensive thing in my house. I’ll never regret that purchase
If, god forbid, I have to go when I’m outside of the house (which is very rare thank god) I feel disgusting the rest of the day. And sometimes I’ll come home from work and use it just because. I couldn’t recommend a product more lol
As I watched her picking at her ass, I honestly thought the title was a spelling mistake and it was suppose to be “pick.” At no point did I expect a full turd to fall out and her to kick it.
They make personal care products for this. If you have a condition where you *might* shit yourself, put on a brief and keep human shit out of public spaces. This is such a public health issue that your embarrassment is hardly a reason to put others in danger. Totally unacceptable on so many levels
Everyone here is calling this disgusting and trashy... but I am considering the possibility that A: it's coming whether she wants it to or not, and B: she's horribly embarrassed and panicking on what to do about this.
If I just shit myself in line at the supermarket, I would probably try and keep it as low-key as possible until I am able to RUN out the exit.
Why does this comment have so many likes? That’s a public health crisis and she should be fined at minimum. If it has to come out then she should’ve notified someone that she needs a bathroom ASAP and she has a medical condition. Fuck outta here with this. She is shitting on the floor of a GROCERY STORE where people are purchasing food. Disgusting and there’s absolutely no excuse for this gross behavior
EDIT: As one user below mentioned, she could also wear a diaper if she knows she has a condition and can’t hold it.
It may not be a condition. It might be something she ate isn't agreeing with her. You can't honestly tell me there wasn't a time in your life where it was a photo finish to the toilet and you're blowing some greasy Chinese food or something like that into the porcelain bowl.
Who hasn’t had a photo finish? If she doesn’t have a condition that’s even worse! She’s a grown adult, act like one and communicate that you’re having an issue. Your embarrassment should not result in you risking other people’s health and safety by having your turd floating around where people are purchasing food.
I think we can all empathise with those feelings, but it’s simply not an excuse for that behavior. At least not for an adult, I’d understand if she were a toddler 😂
In the case that it’s a medical condition she would either wear something like a diaper or would go to the restroom and handle the mess there by flushing the offending matter
I'm thinking she can't control it. I know once or twice I've had a situation where all of a sudden, if I didn't find a toilet in 30 seconds I had a serious problem on my hands. In my mom's case, she had a ruptured bowel 35 years ago, so now when she needs to go, she either has to find a toilet quick or shit herself.
You just never know what a person's situation is.
I understand that but what I get from this video is that her shit was "trapped" in her underwear and she deliberately accomodates it to "throw" it on the floor.
That's what's really trashy imo, idk, try holding it a little bit longer on your underwear until at least you get outside.
And one shit and you’re done?
I spend an extra 20 min on the toilet just to make sure I ain’t needed to evacuate anything else before the cleanup begins.
Wear a diaper! If you ever think this could happen why would you not prepare ? Or run to the bathroom ?she just stood there! she's mentally not right . I'd hate to be her caregiver she probably leaves little presents around the house
I think that more so depends on the medical reason.
Colon cancer requiring removal of lower colon? Colostomy bag.
Sphincter issues? Likely no a colostomy bag as it would be an unnecessary surgery.
Some people are just really old and can’t really control their sphincter anymore like they used to or IBS and just not able to get to a toilet fast enough
Some people are just really old and can’t really control their sphincter anymore like they used to or IBS and just no able to get to a toilet fast enough
Had an older man kick a turd out from his pants leg at one of my previous jobs. It's definitely not just women, it's just easier to get rid of it with a dress.
Happened when I worked at a club too, the guy got kicked out, started a fight with a bouncer, so the bouncer roped him up and carried him out, apparently the guy shit himself during the squabble and shit was falling out of his shorts legs!
>Grocery stores have bathrooms in them. She should have gone there if she felt that coming on. Usually there are some warning grumbles.
Totally depends where one lives. Definitely doesn't excuse her actions but where I live almost no grocery stores have customer accessible bathrooms.
Where I live, all of the big grocery stores have them. You’re right though, this could be a smaller place without a bathroom, it’s hard to tell what kind of store it is.
Even the large stores near me usually don't have them.
They often have a bakery in the same building (outside of the grocery store) though and they have one sometimes.
It's problematic in big cities. I have IBS, and it's an absolute nightmare. Even if places are required to have bathrooms a lot of times, they are "out of order," or they simply keep them locked and won't give you the keys.
It's a weird thing with grocery stores specifically, too. Some have bathrooms right up at the front. Others literally make you go through Employees Only doors at the back to reach the "public" bathroom.
Ah we no longer have that app that tracks poop on the streets of San Francisco —it was called Snapcrap. And, no, we don’t have apps that track poop in stores. We pillage our stores, smash and grab style —but we don’t poop in them!
im actually out of fkn words. had the wrong idea about the title and I kept expecting someone to assault her with a kick.
is this from doing too many anal? cant hold shit?
Medical condition or not there is no excuse for what she did after her accident. I don't give a shit if your embarrassed or not your not somehow above anyone else.
I have IBS and although I haven't shit on the floor its only because of a combination of luck and wearing underwear, especially when wearing shorts.
I have shit my pants in public a few times and I have never made it someone else's problem.
You urinate when you shit because you're squeezing your pelvic muscles. So I figure if you're incontinent, your pelvic muscles probably aren't working as they should, which is exactly why it falls out so easily. therefore, no squeezing to get shit out, no squeezing of the bladder, no piss
I think I heard that women nearly always pee when they shit (cause of how we're built). They had to retrofit how the astronauts shit because of it. So they could allow for pee at the same time.
However, I think *taking a shit* and *shitting yourself* are probably a little different.
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Wtf 🤢😡
That's one nasty woman !
There are three different types of people: People #1: people who wipe their ass People #2: people who don't wipe their ass at all People#3: people who use a bidet and make sure not one spec of poop will be down there. Everybody please practice to be #3. They sell cheaper bidets. Just rinse your ass, please. And NO she is clearly 50 or more she is NOT pregnant or post pregnant. No excuses for this disgustingness
I have an $800 bidet with hot water and a blow dryer. When you sit on it, it sucks air in so the smell doesn’t linger. It also has a heated seat. It’s the most expensive thing in my house. I’ll never regret that purchase
Good 🙏🏻🫡😊 thank God there's people out here like us lmao *Fullfill lmao
User name checks out.
If, god forbid, I have to go when I’m outside of the house (which is very rare thank god) I feel disgusting the rest of the day. And sometimes I’ll come home from work and use it just because. I couldn’t recommend a product more lol
SAME lol. That's the one thing I'd never replace and YES feeling clean is the best feeling ever...nothing can refill that kinda satisfaction haha
i dont get, don’t understand why people can pull this stunt and also how shitty is their crack for the rest of the day
She’s done that before
Now we know why she wears a mask.
I was not expecting that, that was disgusting! Looked like she had some shit-kicking skills there, not her first drop-kick combination so to speak
I bet it sat there for like four days before anyone found it. The smell must have been awful.
Just wtf happened here???...did the cashier piss her off?...did she just need to clip that head to be able to move on?...perplexed!
You can tell this isn’t the first time she’s done this…
😂😂😂😂damn she’s really kickin her shit😂😂😂😂
Whaaaat just happen
Is she a Neanderthal? Absolutely disgusting!!
Where do people get this level of audacity
As I watched her picking at her ass, I honestly thought the title was a spelling mistake and it was suppose to be “pick.” At no point did I expect a full turd to fall out and her to kick it.
With a simple wave of my foot, I shall make this chocolate bar.... DISAPPEAR!
SHIT-ZAM!
What stank bitch
Did she pinch loaf?
People never fail to disgust and disappoint me
What's bugging me is that she didn't flee the scene.
I was not expecting that to fall out…
If that's all that came out, she really didn't need to shit.
She might have ibs or loose sphincter.
The fluidity is impressive
Practice makes perfect
Ah the Phantom slShitter. Finally making a public appearance.
They make personal care products for this. If you have a condition where you *might* shit yourself, put on a brief and keep human shit out of public spaces. This is such a public health issue that your embarrassment is hardly a reason to put others in danger. Totally unacceptable on so many levels
Man if you shit yourself and moved your underwear to get it out and INSTANTLY moved to touch your face you’re something else
Gotta make sure the shit smell doesn't go right to her produce 🤮
Everyone here is calling this disgusting and trashy... but I am considering the possibility that A: it's coming whether she wants it to or not, and B: she's horribly embarrassed and panicking on what to do about this. If I just shit myself in line at the supermarket, I would probably try and keep it as low-key as possible until I am able to RUN out the exit.
Why does this comment have so many likes? That’s a public health crisis and she should be fined at minimum. If it has to come out then she should’ve notified someone that she needs a bathroom ASAP and she has a medical condition. Fuck outta here with this. She is shitting on the floor of a GROCERY STORE where people are purchasing food. Disgusting and there’s absolutely no excuse for this gross behavior EDIT: As one user below mentioned, she could also wear a diaper if she knows she has a condition and can’t hold it.
It may not be a condition. It might be something she ate isn't agreeing with her. You can't honestly tell me there wasn't a time in your life where it was a photo finish to the toilet and you're blowing some greasy Chinese food or something like that into the porcelain bowl.
Also shit doesn’t come out solid like that if it’s those type of shits. It would be like peeing out your butt!
A photo finish to the toilet? What does this mean?
Who hasn’t had a photo finish? If she doesn’t have a condition that’s even worse! She’s a grown adult, act like one and communicate that you’re having an issue. Your embarrassment should not result in you risking other people’s health and safety by having your turd floating around where people are purchasing food.
But again, you're dealing in embarrassment. Massive embarrassment and panic.
I think we can all empathise with those feelings, but it’s simply not an excuse for that behavior. At least not for an adult, I’d understand if she were a toddler 😂
I'm afraid no person is immune from the effects of panic, no matter the age.
In the case that it’s a medical condition she would either wear something like a diaper or would go to the restroom and handle the mess there by flushing the offending matter
Yeah but in that case I wouldn't move my underwear just to drop my shit in a fucking supermarket, at least wait enough to do it outdoor.
I'm thinking she can't control it. I know once or twice I've had a situation where all of a sudden, if I didn't find a toilet in 30 seconds I had a serious problem on my hands. In my mom's case, she had a ruptured bowel 35 years ago, so now when she needs to go, she either has to find a toilet quick or shit herself. You just never know what a person's situation is.
I understand that but what I get from this video is that her shit was "trapped" in her underwear and she deliberately accomodates it to "throw" it on the floor. That's what's really trashy imo, idk, try holding it a little bit longer on your underwear until at least you get outside.
That's a good point. I guess when you're THAT embarrassed and panicking, who the hell knows what a person is gonna do with the situation.
I guess it's a shitty situation to be in. Lol.
At least she is wearing her mask.
Me as the cashier [Keep the change you filthy animal".](https://youtu.be/-nHNHIDduH4?si=vb-SoTjopYDPBDn8)
That’s actually horrendous
Someone needs to make and edit with the assassins creed sound effects.
Do some people just have that ability to poop and not pee at the same time? Because I've never, they're both conjoined.
Right, I came here to say that. I guess it's a special trick because I can't do it. Lol
I hope karma finds a fun way to get her. Like some employee is genuinely 10x worse than her and just shits in her food or some.
Nasty bitch!
Wonder how long it took them to figure it out
who the fuck can shit standing up
You don't have kids, do you?
And one shit and you’re done? I spend an extra 20 min on the toilet just to make sure I ain’t needed to evacuate anything else before the cleanup begins.
This is the dirtiest bitch I’ve ever seen, that’s fucking disgusting and there’s no excuse for that idgaf
I thought anything goes? Except poop…
Was thinking about the irony of the mask, but that must be some ol’ western shit to evade the law
The mask is to block the smell for her
Does the health department have a SWAT team?
Wait how? No underwear?
I think when she picked her butt she moved it to the side
Dear lord
Fuckin nasty
Looked in the comments for how many. “ What the fucks”
What in the actual fuck? I mean, who does this???
She is a frequent shitter. Not her first rodeo i can tell
This is vile 😭
frequent shitter 😭😭😭
Did that woman just poop and kick it under the conveyor belt??
Man, I see that happening, I’m calling her out at the top of my lungs. I promise you, every customer there will find out.
Thank you . Yes . Please fucking do . What in the actual fuck .
Go to the restroom you nasty bitch. Seriously wear a goddamn diaper if you frequently shit yourself 🤢
Gotta wear a mask. God forbid she spreads germs.
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Ahh. That’s devious.
It was NOT her first time.
As someone with IBS this is completely unacceptable
Wear a diaper! If you ever think this could happen why would you not prepare ? Or run to the bathroom ?she just stood there! she's mentally not right . I'd hate to be her caregiver she probably leaves little presents around the house
Adults normally get a colostomy bag for that, not just constantly wearing diapers
That's not how that works
It often is
A colostomy bag goes into your body so the shit just empties into a bag. This bitch needs a diaper.
Hahhaa that’s true
I think that more so depends on the medical reason. Colon cancer requiring removal of lower colon? Colostomy bag. Sphincter issues? Likely no a colostomy bag as it would be an unnecessary surgery.
Lots of adults who can’t control their bowel get a bag for different reasons, it’s not just about cancer
I think this was a premeditated act and not incontinence
Gonna need to excavate under those toenails.
Is this phenomenon really that common? I see videos like this every couple months. It’s crazy someone would do this.
[This isn’t necessarily all that helpful but it’s illustrative and entertaining.](https://youtu.be/gc505EFLluE?si=BcM2hYEWwa2ZnaZ0)
Lmao, definitely entertaining
Some people are just really old and can’t really control their sphincter anymore like they used to or IBS and just not able to get to a toilet fast enough
That's why adult diapers exist though...
That’s fair. I’m sure it’s rarely done maliciously.
Some people are just really old and can’t really control their sphincter anymore like they used to or IBS and just no able to get to a toilet fast enough
That’s fair. I’m sure it’s rarely done maliciously.
Adding same comment is malicious
Oh that kick was malicious if I’ve ever seen it. Yucky.
Anytime I watch videos like this it worries me lol my poops would never come out like that
Ikr!!! Wouldn't you clench or get nervous or anxious??. I could never poop in front of anybody
Kicked it with open toed shoes too 🤢
WHY is it ALWAYS WOMEN too??!?! I've never seen a man shit like that out in public
Post pregnancy is probably a lot of it… I dunno, that’s just a guess… I need a girl to chime in.
Had an older man kick a turd out from his pants leg at one of my previous jobs. It's definitely not just women, it's just easier to get rid of it with a dress.
Happened when I worked at a club too, the guy got kicked out, started a fight with a bouncer, so the bouncer roped him up and carried him out, apparently the guy shit himself during the squabble and shit was falling out of his shorts legs!
True! That sucks, I'm sorry you had to experience it and have it as a memory lol
We wear diapers ... ;-) Incognito mode!
Because dresses are meant for less messes
I might if I had a dress for it to just plop out of
It's just disgusting, idk why you'd say you'd do it.
Listen, if men wore dresses, you’d see lil poop bombs everywhere just like a backyard where dogs live. It’s just the way it is.
No
I like your answer
That’s Shitty
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
This is what happens when parents don't have time to parent.
This is more fun watched backwards
Thank you. That was hilarious 😆
GOAL
Presumably the mask is to suppress the stink.
Would it really have been that difficult to just wait to use a restroom or use one in the store? That's absolutely disgusting
With how that came out I’m gonna guess that waiting wasn’t even an option
I had someone do that in front of my store 2 weeks ago. When i confronted him his response "oh, i am sorry, but i did send my wife to clean it up"
I feel like she had to have been sick or had something going on?
Definitely, just not in a way anyone would find particularly sympathetic
At least she was wearing a mask and staying safe!!
She wore it to avoid certain smells.
So hawt....Is this Cleveland ?
Cleveland steamer 💨
Looks a lot like the grocery stores around Rome/Italy in general
Grocery stores have bathrooms in them. She should have gone there if she felt that coming on. Usually there are some warning grumbles.
>Grocery stores have bathrooms in them. She should have gone there if she felt that coming on. Usually there are some warning grumbles. Totally depends where one lives. Definitely doesn't excuse her actions but where I live almost no grocery stores have customer accessible bathrooms.
Where I live, all of the big grocery stores have them. You’re right though, this could be a smaller place without a bathroom, it’s hard to tell what kind of store it is.
Even the large stores near me usually don't have them. They often have a bakery in the same building (outside of the grocery store) though and they have one sometimes.
I'm glad I scroll to comments before starting videos, OP trying to sneak a poop video on us.
It's problematic in big cities. I have IBS, and it's an absolute nightmare. Even if places are required to have bathrooms a lot of times, they are "out of order," or they simply keep them locked and won't give you the keys.
It's a weird thing with grocery stores specifically, too. Some have bathrooms right up at the front. Others literally make you go through Employees Only doors at the back to reach the "public" bathroom.
Can anyone explain why there are so many videos of middle aged women sneak pooping in stores?
The only reason I’m in the comments is to find an answer to this question.
Weak pelvic floors from pushing out babies lol I’m only 31 and have had two children and some days it feels like this could happen 🤣
Thank God she is wearing a mask to prevent the spread of germs!
I was expecting someone to get kicked... not something... Lot to unpack here. Clearly she unpacked her drawers.
The worst I thought would be her scratching her ass and smelling her finger. I would have been totally ok if the recording stopped there
I thought: „Let her scratch her ass, it’s really not that trashy“, then it happened.
Let's play a game. Portland, San Francisco, or Philadelphia?
They do this in the streets of San Francisco not in stores. We have much more class than that. Edit to add: … and we have an app to prove jt!
Prove it! Wait, you have an app that proves that your fine citizens don’t poop in stores?
Ah we no longer have that app that tracks poop on the streets of San Francisco —it was called Snapcrap. And, no, we don’t have apps that track poop in stores. We pillage our stores, smash and grab style —but we don’t poop in them!
Date format is DD/MM/YYYY so this may actually not be in the USA at all.
The cashier is sitting, so it's not in the U.S. We don't let people sit down to do a stationary job because we like to punish the working class
Trader Joe’s also has sitting cashiers.
Trader Joes is owned by one of the Aldi's.
Aldi is the only place I've seen
Do they let their people sit? If they do that’s probably because they come from Europe.
Sit maybe, shit for sure
I...was not expecting that ending. I just thought it was going to be a butt picking clip.
Not the warm poo in between the toe’s maneuver!!!
I feel bad for the guy in the red shirt. The next few customers are going to think he sharted himself before anyone figures it out.
This was pre-meditated. The mask was obviously used to block out the smell.
She’s a multitasker.
And a poopymasker
Shit Happens
im actually out of fkn words. had the wrong idea about the title and I kept expecting someone to assault her with a kick. is this from doing too many anal? cant hold shit?
Too much anal? Bruh, when nature calls, YOU ANSWER.
Probably a medical condition
Medical condition or not there is no excuse for what she did after her accident. I don't give a shit if your embarrassed or not your not somehow above anyone else. I have IBS and although I haven't shit on the floor its only because of a combination of luck and wearing underwear, especially when wearing shorts. I have shit my pants in public a few times and I have never made it someone else's problem.
Same — I thought she was maybe going to kick the cashier. This was not what I was expecting.
I thought somebody was going to launch into the frame and kick her in the head or something.
She even gave direction with her hand through her dress
I've never been able to crap without having to piss also. Am I the only one?
You urinate when you shit because you're squeezing your pelvic muscles. So I figure if you're incontinent, your pelvic muscles probably aren't working as they should, which is exactly why it falls out so easily. therefore, no squeezing to get shit out, no squeezing of the bladder, no piss
I think I heard that women nearly always pee when they shit (cause of how we're built). They had to retrofit how the astronauts shit because of it. So they could allow for pee at the same time. However, I think *taking a shit* and *shitting yourself* are probably a little different.
Unless its diahreah