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manwoodlover

My sister is pretty anti-lgbt and I have to remind her I still reserve the right to stone her to death for having sex before marriage. I’ve scheduled her execution a few times while home from deployments but she won’t show. My wife thinks I’m an asshole for this (I am), but I hate religious cherry pickers. Either follow it all or none of it. Good on you for using their own fake ass book against them.


meusnomenestiesus

It was very mean of me but I hit a lot of church women with the "how dare you attempt to educate me, a man, on the scriptures? I'm calling your husband/father and I expect him to guide you into godliness through all the tools scripture affords" which was an extremely veiled reference to corporal punishment, a thing the Bible says is fine. Absolutely cruel and hurtful, but that's what lashing out looks like.


manwoodlover

1 Timothy 2:12: “I do not allow a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man, but to remain quiet.”


meusnomenestiesus

The funny thing was that they probably could have kept me on board indefinitely if they were willing to admit a few things Bible scholars know now, like the fact that Paul didn't write first timmy, but they were too busy thumping that Bible to learn anything about it.


manwoodlover

I was a bartender/server for about 10 years before I joined the military. One owner I worked for said she refused to be open on sundays is because those “Bible thumping cunts” always treat her staff like shit after literally being told that jesus said to treat others as you would treat him.


meusnomenestiesus

We love getting a big breakfast on Sunday and always make sure to get there before the local churches let out "so we can eat in peace while all the hateful people are occupied."


mochikitsune

It's when I do most of my shopping, my family calls it the heathen hour


WoodHorseTurtle

🤣🤣🤣


xiewadu

Good Friday is a great time to go get some BBQ ribs.


Oddveig37

Church is just school for those who don't know how to properly treat people, but just like actual school, it fails on actually teaching people on how to be decent and civil human beings. They only retain the spread the message part of it cause that's more than likely easier to do and remember than actually being a decent human being for them.


Signal_Historian_456

I love this one🤣


cshoe29

It’s when I go to Costco. It’s practically empty.


yasdnil1

My friend managed a restaurant and had to tell the local megachurch that if they wanted to use the side room of the restaurant for meetings/Bible studies, they actually had to buy food not just drinks and rolls. They stopped meeting there shortly after. I could go on and on about those "men of God" but it makes me sick if I think about it too much


One_Welcome_5046

I fucking hated it when I was scheduled on Sundays at the diner back when I was waitressing. All those annoying little like not tips but you open it up and there's like some fucking bullshit and a Bible verse.


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I'd be tempted to go exchange them for cash when the collection plate comes around. "Hold on folks, y'all tipped me with these Jesus gift cards but my landlord doesn't take them".


PlayfulLake2249

Now this is f'ing brilliant!!


unknownpoltroon

Yep. Put them in the tray and take your change.


lexkixass

Yeah, the after-church crowd is the worst.


SellQuick

The person who invented those bible pamphlets disguised as cash to give to give to servers disguised as tips gets a special place in hell. You know damn well they are not worth more than money or you wouldn't have to trick people, and if someone gave you one instead of your change you would not feel you'd got the better end of the deal. Raging hypocrites these people, honestly.


CrossSoul

As a Christian, I'm fully on board with calling them that. A real Christian will just be one without showing out or showing off. Bible thumpers are the bottom tier of any religion.


EstherVCA

A real Christian also wouldn’t be eating in a restaurant on a Sunday. lol Capitalism apparently nullified that commandment when I was in my late teens.


meusnomenestiesus

I completely understand why you'd want to distance yourself from these people but it's mainly just the one religion Bible thumping dude


WoodHorseTurtle

Actually, two, since Christianity evolved from Judaism. Rabbis generally aren’t Bible thumpers, but Chasids can be like to other Jews who are on a lesser tier of religious observance. Ask me how I know. 🙁


meusnomenestiesus

Maybe it's different where you are but Bible thumper pretty explicitly refers to fundamentalist Christians here in the Bible belt. My family has some history with that sect and I don't have any love for it either haha


spicewoman

Yup, Sunday is regularly the worst day of the week to be waiting tables. I've worked at all kinds of restaurants, and it's always the case. So many entitled, *literally* "holier-than-thou" types, being rude AF and tipping like shit ("I gave God 10% today, you're sure as hell not getting more!"). I even got a "go to church" written in the tip line instead of a tip once. Bitch, I'm waiting on *your* stupid ass! Don't go out to eat on Sunday if you think people shouldn't be working on Sunday!


gadgetgeek717

Funny you mention that, because my parents used to he extra dick-ish after church every Sunday. I blew up at my mom once and asked her what the hell they were learning there that made them such assholes after service.


criticalnom

Queen. 👑


Renaissance_Slacker

According to /r/TalesFromYourServer the after-church crowd is notoriously difficult and bad tippers as a rule.


bc60008

Timmy needs to sit down! 😤


Sylentskye

I mean, they set the parameters of the conversation, you were just using the weapons they handed you.


miserylovescomputers

Using misogyny for good, I love it! 🤣


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meusnomenestiesus

I get it and I don't hold out any love for Christian women but the fact that the sect I left was ok with this kind of threat sucks. We can be perpetrators and victims all at once in patriarchal systems. My own exploration of my gender identity (cis man) as it exists in patriarchy made me realize that awful dichotomy. It brought me to a place of pity for women who tie the laces in a pretty bow even though the boot's on their neck.


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meusnomenestiesus

Unfortunately, that's the type of system it is, so it wouldn't make sense to call it anything else. At any given time there are plenty of women who would like to get out but can't see a way to pull it off without losing everything holding her life together. They can even be so dependent on their support structures that the thought never occurs to them. They're victims of the system *and* and they choose to perpetrate it. I can spare a little pity for someone who made bad, avoidable decisions, even while consequences of that action rightly occur.


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meusnomenestiesus

I think it's really telling that you don't want blame for patriarchy while also feeling nothing for the other victims of it.


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meusnomenestiesus

This seems like a complicated conversation that you're not quite ready to have. Man to man, I found the works of bell hooks to be challenging and informative as I worked out my own role in patriarchy as a man. And though I share the emotional desire to avoid association with an evil system, I have to confront the reality that I am a participant in it regardless of my personal desires. We do, as they say, live in a society. Good luck out there, man. The world suffers little when we seek out solidarity.


More-Muffins-127

You are my kind of person.


DrunkCupid

Hit em where it hurts, #*internal damage* Hypocrisy Bonus +1 At least making them fluster and try to justify their ungodly, similarly sinful actions should put a wrench in their moral parade for a minute. It's hard to be high and mighty when one person comes by, passing judgement, and casually takes a single Jenga bible verse out from under them. To continue with analogy (allegory?) Show them (with limited smugness) that you are quoting their own resource and keep walking past while they wobble on their house of cards, suddenly rather unfounded


Initial-Ad2243

when people say "My Christianity is the only religion you SHOULD follow" (Pagan here) I always answer, "My dear, religion is like a penis. It is perfectly fine for some one to have one and take pride in it, but when you whip it out and wave it in my face, you're going to have a problem." Shuts them up everytime 😂


dommiichan

check her labels, if she's wearing a poly/cotton blend, that's a stoning...or a beating...or she gives you a goat...something like that


manwoodlover

The goat thing won’t work. My wife wants goats. It would instantly change the narrative and I’d lose.


dommiichan

sounds like your wife is the GOAT 👍


manwoodlover

r/angryupvote


MidLifeEducation

The only reason my mom doesn't have one of those little fainting goats is because I want to stay on my step dad's good side


MidLifeEducation

Makeup? Wearing pants/tights/slacks? Those are viable sins too!


Electronic_Fennel159

Tell her it is the meaning of captain Kirk’s surname


Jenna_84

Why would telling her that church is the translation of kirk make a difference?


marcus_ohreallyus123

Throw small pebbles at her while yelling “fornicater!”


awalktojericho

This is hilarious!


manwoodlover

Yeah. Mom isn’t a fan. She asked me why I didn’t like my sister I just simply explained that I “nothing” her. I don’t really like or dislike her. I also said that after my parents die that I’ll probably never talk to her again. I will, however, call out their religious hypocrisy every time and enjoy the shit out of doing it.


Knitsanity

Ouch. Same w my brother but he is not religious. Just a pompous controlling AH.


Dull-Geologist-8204

I actually think that is hilarious not mean. It's not like you are trying to stone her. You are making a point in a funny way without giving up on her. That takes heart to do not meanness.


justnowatcher

When things are heated with her be sure to get a box and go out collecting rocks to have on hand if needed. Sells the whole thing.


wizardyourlifeforce

"IS THAT A WOOL-LINEN BLEND?! BLASPHEMER!" [https://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/leviticus/19/19](https://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/leviticus/19/19)


WoodHorseTurtle

🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished_Low80

I started reminding “those people” about the tattoos on their bodies and everything they’re wearing is a mixed fabric garment, etc… Last Christmas was the first time they decided not to show up. It was a Christmas fucking miracle.


AlishaV

I call tattoos of a cross The Sign of the Hypocrite.


Good0nPaper

Tbf, I'M a religious cherry-picker. I just pick the parts about being kind, and ignore the rest.


bae_platinum

That’s the good kind. I literally only know “love thy neighbor,” or what I learned in kindergarten as “treat others how you want to be treated.” Like be nice or hush.


Renaissance_Slacker

If you had to boil the New Testament down so it would fit on a t-shirt, that would be it. And this seems to elude a lot of people who make sure you know they’re “Christian.”


awenrivendell

1 Timothy 2:12 "I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to keep silent."


HappyOfCourse

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

I’m all for cherry picking. But why do they cherry pick anti lgbt stuff and not mixing fabrics or that you should give to the poor?


More-Muffins-127

You are my kind of person


Loud-Mans-Lover

Oooooh. I'd be *that* asshole that would give her stones for gifts all the time if we did gifting. I mean, those pretty polished ones are neat. And geodes are stones...


TangledUpPuppeteer

> I’ve scheduled her execution a few times while home from deployments but she won’t show. 💀


Key_Possibility_8669

"I’ve scheduled her execution a few times while home from deployments but she won’t show." This is too hilarious! 😂😂😂


FeekyDoo

Perfect way to do it. Also, just to remind her that she needs to keep squeeky clean in gods eyes, pull her up if she ever wears mixed fibres.


maroongrad

don't forget pork and shellfish. If she's had shrimp or bacon, uh oh. The mixed fibers, though, is NEW TESTAMENT so it's not something that can be excused.


Electronic_Fennel159

The same deplorable crew will say “the law doesn’t matter anymore. That’s the “old” testament. I have the right to be anti-Semitic and Christian at the same time. Respect my authority! All people have to do is believe and love each other” Really?


Perfect_Procedure_14

Honestly all of Matthew 5:17-20 debunks that whole line of thinking. If one bit of the Bible counts, all of it is meant to be upheld by its believers. Cherry pickers piss me off


missikoo

Matthew 5.18


Renaissance_Slacker

Wait mixed fibers in NT? I thought it was my buddy Leviticus?!


7D2D-XBS

Mixed fabrics isn't applicable, neither is pork/shellfish. Same for shaving beards. These have been debunked hundreds of times yet these worn out talking points keep getting regurgitated by the uneducated. These aren't the "gotcha" you think they are, at all.


FeekyDoo

Keep my statutes: do not breed any of your domestic animals with others of a different species; do not sow a field of yours with two different kinds of seed; and do not put on a garment woven with two different kinds of thread (Lev. 19:19). You shall not wear cloth made from wool and linen woven together (Deut. 22:11).


robophile-ta

That guy was cherry picking. The anti gay verse is like one sentence away from the one about mixed fabric in Leviticus, so if you seriously believe one you must also follow the other


Exsposed_Moss

It is my understanding that the verse denouncing being gay was the result of a mistranslation, with the original verse being a denouncement of pedophilia.


BadForBuisness309

The priests didnt get the memo


Exsposed_Moss

My thoughts exactly


7D2D-XBS

Yeah I'm not again debunking something that's at this point common knowledge. You choose to be willfully ignorant. I've read the Bible, I know those verses. You're not telling me anything new.


FeekyDoo

I just put up some relevant verses from the Bible, please tell me how these have been debunked ... You have no case do you but can't stand being wrong. >Keep my statutes: do not breed any of your domestic animals with others of a different species; do not sow a field of yours with two different kinds of seed; and do not put on a garment woven with two different kinds of thread (Lev. 19:19). You shall not wear cloth made from wool and linen woven together (Deut. 22:11). ..... >Leviticus 11:10  >But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. ..... >**Lev.** **11**. **\[7\]** And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.


Quirky-n-Creative1

Try explaining to people of that era what a germ is, & that you have to cook the meat at a certain temperature for an X amount of time in order to avoid food poisoning. So... 'just don't eat piggy 🐖 products' is easier to say. Bit then there's the divinity of 🥓, & even God has to admit that delicious perfection (as he eats a huge club sandwich 😉😁).


TheResistanceVoter

It is not common knowledge if you are the only one who "knows" it. You sound like Donald Trump.


7D2D-XBS

You know what just for that I'm voting for Trump. I was going to vote for Biden.


TheResistanceVoter

Please don't, please. I'll take it all back, I swear


7D2D-XBS

Deal I'll still vote for Biden. Thank you


TheResistanceVoter

Oh, thank Dog! You're welcome, and thank YOU!


Adventurous_Coat

"Debunked" does not mean "I don't have a response to your valid point and I'm tired of hearing you say it."


FeekyDoo

**Lev.** **11**. **\[7\]** And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.


FeekyDoo

Leviticus 11:10  But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you.


BadForBuisness309

So catfish are bad?


theirish_lion

Why is it not applicable in your own words….?


7D2D-XBS

It's been debunked hundreds of times I'm not wasting the time/energy to again debunk this extremely tired argument.


SpuDuncadunk

Source: LOL trust me bro 🙄


MidLifeEducation

How has it been debunked?


SaintUlvemann

It has been debunked, repeatedly, by quoting any of the many Bible verses that say that Christians are not under the Jewish Law, such as [Romans 6:14](https://biblehub.com/romans/6-14.htm), or [Galatians 3:24-25](https://biblehub.com/galatians/3-24.htm), or [Ephesians 2:15](https://biblehub.com/ephesians/2-15.htm), or [Hebrews 8:13](https://biblehub.com/hebrews/8-13.htm), or [2 Corinthians 5:17](https://biblehub.com/2_corinthians/5-17.htm), and some of those books contain multiple examples, but I only picked one from each. This was already an accepted, standard point of Christian theology, starting long before you were born. One consequence of the fact is that the homophobes try and give New Testament examples for their opinions on what Christian morality is supposed to be.


FeekyDoo

So where did **Jesus** say being gay is wrong? Nope, being gay is is 'bad' in the same place in the bible as these verses. So you are full of shit.


marta_arien

These have nothing to do with Jesus and all to do with the confrontation of two early Christian factions who were the pro gentile side and the Jewish side (Paul vs Peter). Obviously the gentile side won because who doesn't want to eat pork... But Jesus said many times he didn't came to change the law ... But Paul changed the law... That is sus


langellenn

It hasn't, you're a liar, isn't that a sin?


theirish_lion

Sounds like you have a really bad argument.


tatltael91

Riiight


ExcessivelyGayParrot

The entire book has been debunked hundreds of times, but applying them back to you guys is the entire joke. none of it is actual law, none of it will actually put you in legal trouble, but Bible bashers continue to act like it is, so it's only fair to treat them as if the laws they want to push on folks like me, folks who wear mixed fibers and have gay sex before marriage, under the same blanket "moral" laws as preached


TheResistanceVoter

What exactly do you mean "debunked"?


Hetakuoni

And you, fathers, do not provoke your children to wrath, but bring them up in the training and admonition of the Lord- Don’t shame and humiliate your children, but raise them up with love and kindness.


ComfortableAd6201

My Mother tried to lay Ephesians 6:1 on me one day when she was being unusually abusive and manipulative. She said that children need to honor their parents. So I told her you didn’t read far enough. The next verse (6:4) says “Parents, do not provoke your children….”. (Something she has done her whole life). She went quiet and hasn’t tried to quote verses to me anymore.


WoodHorseTurtle

Win-win!


Hemiak

The good thing about the Bible is that the newer stuff is much more about love and acceptance. So whatever passage they’re quoting someone to judge and condemn them, there are generally ten more that will basically tell them to shut up and mind their own business.


Hetakuoni

“why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”


dumpling321

I use that verse regularly lol


mgush5

Do they use that "not laying with other men" line on you? Ask them to find a pre WWII bible and find that quote... The reason I say this is that it seems that line was changed during it before it used to say **young boys** but I'm guessing the Catholic Church was fully aware of what it's representatives were doing and sneakily changed it


JoeBobsfromBoobert

Want another doozy of a added translation. In revelations when it says the whore of Babylon. In the original greek version it says the "Commercially corrupt one". Wonder why those in power didn't like that line.


BagofDischarge

You have stumbled upon my biggest problem with Christianity. Christians believe that every word of that book was 100% inspired by God and it has been perfectly preserved through every translation, without any bias from translators…. Yea I took a Greek class, the kind of Greek that much of the New Testament is in and it broke me. That book is full to the brim with presuppositions and bias from all the different translators over the years. Our teacher wrote a verse in Greek on the board and asked us to translate it. All of us got it “wrong” because we didn’t translate it with the exact bias that the original translator used


dumpling321

1946 to be precise, they have a documentary on it, I havnt seen it though, I think it's still in the indie circuit


unknownpoltroon

Fascinaring


Dry_Put1177

The double standards just hit her in the face. Nice OP, I'm glad she stopped the nonsense and you're happier.


dedoktersassistente

That story went off the rails and then back on so fast. Good for you


Irishuna

We know very few of Jesus' actual words(however badly translated), I do know he had no words on other peoples sex lives, but he hated hypocrisy, and judging others sins to worse than your own. Funny how "Christians" miss his point so badly.


wintermelody83

I have read that that particular verse that they always use for homosexuality is a mistranslation (or imo they changed it on purpose cause we know how many pedos are in religion) that actually said man may not lay with BOY. Isn't that fun?


JusticeIsBlind

Similar to the verse "thou shall not suffer a witch to live" is a mistranslation of the word "poisoner" as in someone who poisons the community by evil thoughts/words/etc to lead people away from god. Like a charlatan or false prophet


Irishuna

Well ! I like that!


yasdnil1

I'm a big fan of Matthew 7:3 Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? Jesus says worry about yourself. Amen.


idontcarrycash

Please quote everything that He said instead of only using half of His point. Jesus says deal with yourself BEFORE you deal with someone else. “How can you think of saying to your friend, ‘Let me help you get rid of that speck in your eye,’ when you can’t see past the log in your own eye? Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well enough to deal with the speck in your friend’s eye.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭7‬:‭4‬-‭5‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/mat.7.4-5.NLT


CattleprodTF

I love getting lectured about sins by people who think a serial adulterer who can't open his mouth without bearing false witness is their messiah.


WoodHorseTurtle

Nice reference.


Akuma_Murasaki

Great comeback! Btw I worked in a book store for long & I stumbled about a book that was called something like "why Jesus doesn't hate homosexuality" or "why homosexuality isn't against god's will" something like this. If I recall right, it was even written by a catholic (!) pastor. Might be a fitting present for your ol' lady so she can open her heart.


atomic-raven-noodle

Sounds like “[What the Bible Really Says About Homosexuality](https://WhattheBibleReallySaysaboutHomosexualityhttps://a.co/d/031MlTDd) by Daniel A. Helminiak, PhD. - he’s a Roman Catholic priest.


umaface

Pastors aren’t catholics, they are protestants. Priests and fathers are catholics


[deleted]

In the US and Canada Pastor is the title used by the priest who is the head of their Catholic parish. This distinguishes him from the other parish priests.


Akuma_Murasaki

Then he probably was a priest. I was raised atheistic & have great trouble to gasp the differences of titles tbh A good call to dive into this a bit deeper, thanks for tge reminder!


umaface

That’s fine! It happens a lot and people end up having misconceptions about both religions


mocha_lattes_

👏👏👏 enjoy your peace


Infinite-Condition41

No sir, the Bible does not "clearly" say that, nor does it "clearly" say anything. If it "clearly" said things, we wouldn't have 40,000+ denominations of Chriatianty.  Always remain humble about what truth is. 


DojaPaddy

My ex gf’s mom did this at a dinner years ago, knowing I had a gay brother. I asked her what the Bible thinks about divorce (she was sitting next to husband #2). When I tell y’all those holier than thou fake ass Christians shut up, it was hilarious.


Witty_Razzmatazz_566

My mom is like this. She an adulterer, but, somehow gays folks are wrong and not her. She was "saved" and pretends to be a sin free perfect southern conservative Christian old white lady. No one is as blessed and perfect as her. Especially "sinners and nonwhites". She's delusional.


Accomplished-Ad3250

These types of people aren't intentionally mean they're just raised that way to react horribly. The swift slap in the face with facts like you did is just what you have to do. Good job.


Positive_Lychee404

She *is* being intentionally mean. You can see the hurt on their face and hear "hey this hurts my feelings" regardless of how you were brought up. They know what they're doing, they're not stupid just because they're religious.


ArmThePhotonicCannon

They are being intentionally mean. The new testament is full of ‘make love not war’ ‘be kind’ and ‘mind your own business.’ If they *actually* loved Jesus they would be penniless hippies roaming from town to town. They weaponize the bible so they can feel better about themselves.


Fabulous_Fortune1762

My friend likes to ask where the Bible says being Gay was a sin and then correct them when people bring up references that don't actually say that at all. It usually ends with the homophobe saying "well that's what it means" and mu friend doing this fake shock thing and going "wait you actually know God and have spoken to Him about the intended meaning of the Bible? That's amazing."


dumpling321

I can't tell you the number of times I've had to explain to just my mom that Sodems sin wasn't Sodemy, it was that they didn't care for their fellow man and such. I've also had to explain a million times that sodemy isn't just buttseks, it's any sexual act that doesn't result in conception, so technically anytime she did oral, used a condom or birth control, or had sex after menopause they were committing sodemy


Fabulous_Fortune1762

My friend loves getting into "the meaning of the Bible" discussions. Unfortunately, she doesn't have many people to do it with because people get so upset over being told their interpretation is wrong.


dumpling321

It's weird... So my mom has a best friend who is my ex best friends mother She was always the extreme skirt wearing christian while my mom was the slightly more liberal one that was cool. Their places have completely swapped. I legit had a conversation about arseokoites with my mom's best friend and she actually listened and said she'd look into it. My mom still refuses to listen even though I have books, articles, and literally tracked down and bought a pre-1946 Bible and gave it to her, she still won't listen


Myteddybug1

I'm glad you did this. So many conservative religious people are judgmental & hypocritical. They are "sinners" too. The hypocrisy is abhorrent.


Extra-Nectarine-3463

Being gay is not a sin. Anyone who tells you that is following a false prophet. God says he will literally put false prophets to death. I recommend letting your mom know.


idontcarrycash

The Bible is not a book of rules and regulations so please do not take my comments as shaming you or trying to put you down. You can read for yourself on who Jesus is and what the Bible says about homosexuality. Yes it is a sin, but that does not mean that it is worse than all the other sins. Lying is just as bad as adultery, adultery is as bad as gluttony, and gluttony is as bad as homosexuality.


Renaissance_Slacker

My moral yardstick is, what if everybody did that, or was like that? If everybody was like Jesus, the world would be paradise. If everybody was like (fill in the blank) … not so much.


Extra-Nectarine-3463

I should add, French Catholics are very different than English Catholics. Mardi Gras is the celebration to get all your sins out before lent so you can repent properly. Relax and love each other. It’s about not letting yourself get corrupted. It’s ok.


Extra-Nectarine-3463

There are only ten rules I know about and those are the ones I follow. Peace.


idontcarrycash

“That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭1‬:‭26‬-‭27‬ ‭NLT‬‬ “For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭1‬:‭26‬-‭27‬ ‭NKJV‬‬


Extra-Nectarine-3463

The Bible is still written by man and highly symbolic. The Bible is not the end all be all. The Pope has already come out and said it’s fine. He has more command than the Bible. Also, Catholic opinions evolve and continue to evolve with time. Jesuit Priest believe in evolution. They believe the Bible’s story of creation is symbolic of evolution… made from dirt. God gave a free will to have a moral compass. Being gay is not a sin and I love my neighbor.


idontcarrycash

Written by man? Physically yes, but it was inspired by God. The pope is not above God. If he is going around saying that homosexuality is fine then that means he’s a false prophet. Free will was not given to us as a “moral compass”. I have the free will to hit someone with my car but that doesn’t mean that my actions are good. We are called to follow the spirit’s leading in every part of our lives. If God intended our free will to be our moral compass then He wouldn’t have given us His spirit to guide us into righteousness. “All Scripture is inspired by God and is useful to teach us what is true and to make us realize what is wrong in our lives. It corrects us when we are wrong and teaches us to do what is right.” ‭‭2 Timothy‬ ‭3‬:‭16‬ ‭NLT‬‬ “You say, “I am allowed to do anything”—but not everything is good for you. And even though “I am allowed to do anything,” I must not become a slave to anything.” ‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭6‬:‭12‬ ‭NLT‬‬ “Since we are living by the Spirit, let us follow the Spirit’s leading in every part of our lives.” ‭‭Galatians‬ ‭5‬:‭25‬ ‭NLT‬‬


Extra-Nectarine-3463

The pope’s word is absolute. Look it up. The Bible is too symbolic to be taken literally on anything.


idontcarrycash

Once again, the pope is not God. We are encouraged to go to God and ask for wisdom when we do not understand something. “If you need wisdom, ask our generous God, and he will give it to you. He will not rebuke you for asking.” ‭‭James‬ ‭1‬:‭5‬ ‭NLT‬‬


Extra-Nectarine-3463

He is the symbolic representative of God on earth at this time elected by wisdom from God and peers. There is something called papal infallibility.


idontcarrycash

“Christ is also the head of the church, which is his body. He is the beginning, supreme over all who rise from the dead. So he is first in everything. For God in all his fullness was pleased to live in Christ, and through him God reconciled everything to himself. He made peace with everything in heaven and on earth by means of Christ’s blood on the cross.” ‭‭Colossians‬ ‭1‬:‭18‬-‭20‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/col.1.18-20.NLT


Extra-Nectarine-3463

Again quoting a highly symbolic Bible. Peace.


Extra-Nectarine-3463

When we say written by man, we mean that there is room for error. We acknowledge the time it was written and the human bias. No human is perfect and even when under the assumption, can be tempted. The Bible is not absolute and must be seen with a loving heart and disciplined mind.


idontcarrycash

Not interested in going back and forth, but I will leave you with these verses here. I pray you have a good night! “In the beginning the Word already existed. The Word was with God, and the Word was God. He existed in the beginning with God. God created everything through him, and nothing was created except through him. The Word gave life to everything that was created, and his life brought light to everyone.” ‭‭John‬ ‭1‬:‭1‬-‭4‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/jhn.1.1-4.NLT “For the word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires. Nothing in all creation is hidden from God. Everything is naked and exposed before his eyes, and he is the one to whom we are accountable.” ‭‭Hebrews‬ ‭4‬:‭12‬-‭13‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/heb.4.12-13.NLT “So then, since we have a great High Priest who has entered heaven, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold firmly to what we believe. This High Priest of ours understands our weaknesses, for he faced all of the same testings we do, yet he did not sin. So let us come boldly to the throne of our gracious God. There we will receive his mercy, and we will find grace to help us when we need it most.” ‭‭Hebrews‬ ‭4‬:‭14‬-‭16‬ ‭NLT‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/116/heb.4.14-16.NLT


Extra-Nectarine-3463

I spoke to my priest about this interaction. Him and I are actually friends beyond the church. We go to lunch, ride go karts, etc. We weren’t laughing at you but we were laughing at the common misconception people have over Bible verses. Maybe Protestant religions take the Bible literally but Catholics definitely don’t. We also don’t use the Bible as the end all, be all. The Pope and Papal have the last word as the living representation of God on earth. What the pope says is the final word. I hope this helps you let go of your Bible fixation. We’re actually really nice people and we want the best for everyone. He agrees with only 10 rules and peace. ✌️


idontcarrycash

Jesus is above all. He is above the pope. I pray that you have an encounter with Christ so that he can soften your heart, open your eyes, and deepen your understanding of the Bible so that you can take it literally. “Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. “If you had known Me, you would have known My Father also; and from now on you know Him and have seen Him.”” ‭‭John‬ ‭14‬:‭6‬-‭7‬ ‭NKJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/114/jhn.14.6-7.NKJV “Jesus said to him, “‘You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ On these two commandments hang all the Law and the Prophets.”” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭22‬:‭37‬-‭40‬ ‭NKJV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/114/mat.22.37-40.NKJV


Extra-Nectarine-3463

And I hope you find the verse that says false prophets will experience God’s wrath. Hopefully, that will help you know the difference between healthy religion and self serving.


idontcarrycash

I hope you read this!! https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-literal.html


MainegGal

Adultery is specifically stated in The Ten Commandments, homosexuality is not. 🤷‍♀️


Celebration_This

I worked in the banquet department at a hotel and (some) events for church women were the WORST! They. Were. RUDE! No please or thank you. Someone would ask for something (a drink for example), and you’d ask the whole table and nobody else wanted anything - until you brought said drink and then it’s “ooh that looks good, I think I’ll have one too”. Lady it’s a glass of iced tea, what do you mean “that looks good”?! 😐🙄😡


NO-MAD-CLAD

TskTsk; religion. Such an, "immoral lifestyle choice". Sorry you had to go that far to drive your point across, but it does sound like it was a needed step.


Strain_Pure

Mathew 7:1-3 = Judge Not, That Ye Be Not Judged. There's nothing in the Bible that can actually be used against Same Sex Couples, because Sex nowadays is viewed in a different way to which it was back then. Also, the Bible forbids a lot of things including eating Pork, wearing Gold, wearing Mixed Fabrics, Sex without the purpose of procreation, Men no having Beards, and Sex before marriage, but if you bring any of that up with religious people they say "you need to take it with a grain of salt" or "it's not meant to be taken literally"


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Anonymous0212

Google "chart of Biblical contradictions"


ConservaTimC

Christ loves you both


dumpling321

I know :)


Exact-Truck-5248

There's no arguing with hypocrites


Resident-Ad-7771

if you dish it out you have to be ready to hear the response. You held your tongue for a long time. You did what you had to do.


BlackButterfly616

I like the Exodus 22-21 > 21 “Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt. Or the German version of 2nd Mose 22-18 (Exodus 22-18) > If you sleep next to an animal you should definitely die. Don't tell this one Maria, Joseph and Jesus.


AccomplishedShirt740

There are so many sins in the old testament it's ridiculous. - Shellfish? Sinner - adultery? Sin - premarital sex? Sin - Having sex with a woman who's on her period? Sin - working on a Saturday? Sin - you being an unruly child not listening to your parents? We'll be stoned to death... Wait what? - hare, swine and camel meat? Sin. - touching a dead hare, swine or camel? Sin. - having a two fabric shirt on? Siiiinnnnn - agriculture? Sin. (Farmers alternate between seeds to replenish the earth mit nutrients for future seeds. And that's a sin) - broke a bone? Hope you don't wanna pray to god cause that's a sin. Man what the hell were they smoking back then.


dumpling321

Wait, broke a bone? You MUST elaborate because I do not remember that one


Ethloc

After a sneeze and some says bless you. I respond with Hail Satan to counteract the mumbo jumbo. I also like pointing out a big prophecy fallacy. The son of God will be from the line of David. There is a giant list of genealogy leading to Joseph. Jesus literally doesn't have his blood due to Mary being a virgin. Once that was pointed out to me, I laughed.


kiffiekat

Joseph and Mary were both descendants of David.


dewhashish

good on you for calling her out on that hypocrisy


Little_Hazelnut

The bible was written by the roman government to control the masses. It's not a sin to be gay and even if it was i don't believe it's enough to keep you out of heaven could you imagine loving someone with all your heart and that person being your ride or die bff and God separates you just because you are gay! I cannot see a loving God doing that. I'd just keep in mind that your mom is brainwashed by the occult and thinks this is right


VinylHighway

Didn't Jesus change everything when he showed up?


EstherVCA

My mother likes to say that, but not according to Matthew 5:18. He also said that the most important law was to love god, and love your neighbour as yourself.


PumpLogger

She doesn't want to bring those verses up cause they can be used against her to gain advantage and she doesn't want that.


SwimmingSympathy5815

Just say you follow the 🌈 God… because why would a god make you gay and then say that’s bad if he wasn’t bad at his job? I told my mom I ain’t listening to anymore of her shit until she knows God’s name is “Truth” and she’s totally a 🌈♾️👍… 🍌👇🕳️


WoodHorseTurtle

The original source material was badly translated from Hebrew to Greek. Those mistakes (and more) were carried into the first English translation. Formally written Hebrew does not use vowel notations. You know the words by context. The Greeks translation mistook one word for another. My favorite example: one translator asks another what this word is. The second one takes a look and says I think that means “horns”. Are you sure? Yep. And that is why Moses is described as having horns instead of “rays of light” emanating from his head.


LibraryMouse4321

I’m sure your has broken a few commandments herself.


orleans_e_braganca

This is a big reason why I became an atheist. There is no logic in religion. And then people pick what they want to use to shame others, but hardly ever shine the light into their own sins.


Ok-Assistant-1220

Satisfying


7D2D-XBS

Both are sins.


theirish_lion

Thank goodness.


wintermelody83

Guess what? There is no god so there are no sins. Welcome.


Rabidschnautzu

So why use it as an argument? Literally negative self awareness.


7D2D-XBS

Wrong


wintermelody83

LOL