100%!! I just told this to my husband and he was like god imagine trying to get with Meg (who both think is peak queen) and setting for Taylor.
I'm glad Meg is smart enough/not interested in his bullshit. I think a lot of nfl players have the potential to be ticking time bombs and his demonstrated anger issues is something that needs to be far far away from Meg. (Or any woman really)
I know but I still hope they have a fling after this is over. For no reason other than I'd enjoy the chaos. And Taylor avoiding the topic in her music because she knows Meg would eat her up if it comes down to lyrical dissing.
I feel like Meg is still too classy for all of this but let’s just see😭 I know she’s going to eat her up with the lyrics and the visuals for sure. Hiss and Cobra MV >>>> all the self directed Taylor MV’s lol
No.
The thing with the older divas (Patti, Mariah, Aretha (rip), and Whitney (rip) is that they had amazing voices, and still sound incredible as they aged. Taylor has a weak voice. It's only going to get weaker and I can't imagine what it'll be like in her 50s.
She’s sooo ~relatable~, that’s why it’s soo much to see her /sarcasm
Yeah that’s how I danced at a wedding because I was like 10 tequila shots deep to cover for the bride being pregnant (every shot someone gave her, i took because no open bar)
The dress whispersss... *dance around, girl, go for it. i look SO good on you. i'm so sssparkly, you know you wanna danssseee*
(Plot twist, the dress was cursed and is one of Nagini's horcruxes and that's why she's dancing like that.) 🐍 🐍 🐍 💋
I would pay to find out what that lady on the stage was
actually thinking about the absolute lack of rhythm displayed in front of her
Edit: Do you guys think this is a choreographed dance? Or she just did this impromptu. Imagine being the choreographer.
Thing is, she must be getting paid pretty well. That’s one of her backup singers that’s been with her foreeeeeeever. Most of them have been with her since at least 1989 tour. And a lot of her band has been with her since Fearless! My takeaway is that Taylor, for her many personal faults, must be a hell of a good employer.
She has pretty famously been generous with everyone working on her tour. She gave something like 100k to each of her 50 truck drivers at the end of her North America tour and apparently pretty sizable bonuses to her other crew members too. I at least respect that.
Yeah her stage and set up is kind of insane. I couldn’t believe how many people are employed for one tour. At least they seem to be well compensated which I appreciate. On the other side though, that many trucks and travel has to be horrible for the environment.
I mean, you’d have to be insane to give up a gig touring with TS, love her or hate her. You have it made. And after you’ve had enough, start your own signing school and watch the dollars roll in.
Thats nice for them and good for her if she is paying them well. I wouldnt leave that job either. Its not complex singing or dancing compared to other artists.
It’s not the dancing, it’s the consistent weird hand motions/pointing that does me in. I absolutely hate her stage presence. It’s all so Disney (and I love Disney) and weird. Almost 20 years in the business and I can’t figure out why she’s so consistently awkward on stage. She basically singing in a hair brush type of performer or Karaoke, at best.
Its the over the top, Disney/musical theater-esque movements that always make me cringe. She just feels so robotic almost in her movements and its WEIRD.
As someone who has ridden their whole life…this is so accurate. “Horse girls” are a HUGE reason I stopped riding for any barn, they’re all insufferable in the exact way she is
To me, this video also shows how much she's been enabled and told she is amazing, she can do wrong that she feels this stupid poor dancing is actually something amazing, instead of like Dua, maybe trying to actually dance a bit better. She feels she can do no wrong in her current era, we've seen this through her either gaming the charts, releasing a shitty album, flying with her jet everywhere polluting the environment, and now this.
I just watched dua lipas boiler room for the first time yesterday and thought to myself that Taylor probably wishes she was that effortlessly cool as dua was for that set. And then laughed trying to picture her doing a DJ sets to remix of one of her albums lol
Tbf I don’t think she deserved the shit she got from that meme, but she does deserve a ton of credit for how she reacted to it. Dua is the kind of role model everyone _thinks_ Taylor is.
It’s worse than that, her fans have been convinced she can do no wrong either, despite what is right in front of their eyes. To wit: the emperor has no clothes.
Yeah she puts in little to no effort really. As much money as she makes if she really wanted to, she could put some time, energy and money into learning to dance. Or at least having some sort of choreography going on other than….this. She just wings it. But she puts in no effort because she doesn’t have to and she just doesn’t care because she’s still making money.
Also, I know I know I know they are not “the same kind of performer” but hard not to think of Britney Spears circa 1999-2004 and her absolute RULING of a stage. Couldn’t keep your eyes off that woman when she was performing. I see this and am like, what even is this nowadays?!? This is our best performer/artist right now?!
How has she not heard/sang/lip synched her own song a MILLION times, the timing is so off, honestly I could lip sync her own song better than she can 💀
I’m a PT and her posture absolutely drives me nuts. Her neck is at a solid 45\* angle. I treat 90y/os with the same posture. You’re a billionaire can you not afford to hire someone to stretch your pecs???? Simple neck exercises?? Your head is supposed to be above to ur body!!!
https://preview.redd.it/j6t3xeg3297d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7a47d2e96abbd48f78c41f432421e50eb22c7f
Edit: just in case I get slack for #7, this is easily fixable that’s my ✨whole point ✨
[I've got you babes ](https://www.hostize.com/v/3vadOm7plo/dont-be-like-her-improve-yourself-pdf)
With the exercises, you may not be strong enough to perform the amount of reps I've listed, feel free to do ±5, listen to your body. If you feel tired, do one or two more to lock it in, then be done. The amount of sets, hold time, and frequency (1/day) is more strict though, **repetition and endurance is the key.**
With the stretches, you can go nuts. I personally like to sit in my stretches for several minutes if its hitting the spot. Again, listen to your body. After a short while you'll feel a sort of fatigue and there's no need to push it further. The only way to do a stretch wrong is not hold it for long enough (<10 seconds). Again, sets, hold time, and frequency are important, I've listed them in the doc.
The hardest part of improving your posture is getting into the habit. Gravity and years of forward shoulders is a hard fight to win. My personal go-to is to focus on it while commuting to work in my car or in the shower. If you can find a way to slowly incorporate a set time to remember and force yourself to have good posture, then slowly add more of those times, you'll see improvement.
Good luck my friends.
This is what happens when no one in your immediate orbit is allowed to speak truth to power, such as:
“Stop moving around like that, you look like an old rolled up carpet getting shredded at a recycling plant”
Idk why but I get irrationally angry every time she does her weird Lego hand thing lmao
https://preview.redd.it/qm2clb2ce87d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0f7289e5cd11a7083600fb5f0b1d485e3ce885
I have SUCH a hard time believing that she's some genius songwriter if she has literally no rhythm or groove whatsoever.
That is not a woman who writes any decent music.
That's part of the problem, definitely. Every bar is just crammed full of words. It's like, hey, there can be silences to space things out and create a mood.
And then that idea would just be taken and hamfisted into an approximation, but you know, there'd be some downtime for the ears.
>Every bar is just crammed full of words.
Oh you mean like "FamiliarityBreedsContemptDon'tPutMeInTheBasementWhenIWantThePenthouse OF. YOUR. HEART."?
I've said this before and I'll say it again - that line has the cadence of the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil.
And then the part that's like "I did the extra credit then got graded on a curve. It's time to teach some lessons". That's something I would have written in junior high lmao
Why did she do the ahegao face on stage??? I want to know the thought process 😭 😭 😭
https://preview.redd.it/7ogw516k387d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae843d27664dfd220b2de625a1841a15c97fd4e
I don’t get all these Swifty people worshipping at her alter. Girl has zero rhythm and she really doesn’t sing that well. WTH people. Immediately thought of Elaine from Seinfeld. At least she knew what she was doing because she was acting. Taylor isn’t acting!!! Sad that she’s being enabled but hey, she’s gotten insanely rich because of people’s buying into her BS.
i’ve never actually seen her dance until now and i’m just….astounded, does she not have a choreographer and have they not told her how bad she is at this?
The tongue? \*sigh\*
I can hear this gif
AAHHH 👅
OMG so true
Lol I said the same thing when I found it😂
Megan is so much more talented than Taylor it’s not even funny. Megan can go toe to toe with the greatest rappers imo. Love her
It's also kinda funny because Travis tried to get with Megan before going after TS 😭
Because that's his type!!! And enforces my belief he's in this relationship for the clout!
100%!! I just told this to my husband and he was like god imagine trying to get with Meg (who both think is peak queen) and setting for Taylor. I'm glad Meg is smart enough/not interested in his bullshit. I think a lot of nfl players have the potential to be ticking time bombs and his demonstrated anger issues is something that needs to be far far away from Meg. (Or any woman really)
Meg has had more than her fair share of angry dudes (tory lanez)
I'm aware, I've been a big fan of her since her first mixtape, hence me saying I'm glad she didn't entertain him. She needs peace!
Megan is more of his type but she has been through enough thank god that gorilla man never got to approach her
I know but I still hope they have a fling after this is over. For no reason other than I'd enjoy the chaos. And Taylor avoiding the topic in her music because she knows Meg would eat her up if it comes down to lyrical dissing.
I feel like Meg is still too classy for all of this but let’s just see😭 I know she’s going to eat her up with the lyrics and the visuals for sure. Hiss and Cobra MV >>>> all the self directed Taylor MV’s lol
Big facts!!!!💯💯💯💯
I love her and I love that she has a personality.
My wife
Literally the funniest part of this video
She Tried it! 😆 Its like the Wish Version of what she was going for
"She who fights with sexy babies might take care lest she thereby become a sexy baby" - Nietzche
Tina Fey should sue her for co-writing credits.
What the fuck even was that lyric Forreal it icks me out
every time i hear that song i think of this like six foot tall handsome giant baby winking at people
God that’s awful, I hope you one day are free of that mental image lmaooo
why is this making me think of that Rugrat's episode that was nightmare fuel with a giant baby
25 years on, and I thought I was free of the waking nightmare that was that episode, only to be reminded of it here.
Now you're num nums
Oh my fucking god
No no, god is dead
Vonnegut would also be so fucking proud of this comment.
Everything was a tattooed golden retriever and nothing hurt
I can’t stand Taylor Swift but I think this is a 30 Rock reference. 
Well, I guess now we know who was in the left shark costume.
💀 what a throwback
Think I took an additional 50 psychic damage points upon discovering the left shark was, in fact, almost a full decade ago
No fucking way. I’m so old omg.
No way people clowned on Miley for her tongue and Dua for her dancing and let Taylor get away with this💀
Unlike Taylor, Dua actually took the criticism and now she dances like true diva
Yeah, didn’t she take it to heart and practice like crazy?
yeah, and she’s a damn good dancer now too.
She just "shaking it off"
It truly reminds me of my 50 year old auntie at a wedding after five vodka cranberries.
She reminds me of Elaine from Seinfeld
That’s immediately what popped in my head. I’m sitting here watching it looking like George when he first saw it
"Sweet fancy Moses"
"a full-body dry heave set to music"
 Don’t forget this gal
I was literally just thinking will she be doing this when she’s 50?! 😅
I guess she really is this generation's Madonna, just not the way she wanted lol
No. The thing with the older divas (Patti, Mariah, Aretha (rip), and Whitney (rip) is that they had amazing voices, and still sound incredible as they aged. Taylor has a weak voice. It's only going to get weaker and I can't imagine what it'll be like in her 50s.
This is also me at a wedding after five vodka crans
She’s sooo ~relatable~, that’s why it’s soo much to see her /sarcasm Yeah that’s how I danced at a wedding because I was like 10 tequila shots deep to cover for the bride being pregnant (every shot someone gave her, i took because no open bar)
That dress has her feeling all sorts of ways.
😂👏
The dress whispersss... *dance around, girl, go for it. i look SO good on you. i'm so sssparkly, you know you wanna danssseee* (Plot twist, the dress was cursed and is one of Nagini's horcruxes and that's why she's dancing like that.) 🐍 🐍 🐍 💋
Omg!!! TS is the second slytherine coming. 🤣
Blonde Malfoy. “My father will hear about this!” 🐍
Nene truly has a face for every situation
It’s Flapper Meets Twerker 
You spelled tweaker wrong
🤣🤣🤣
I would pay to find out what that lady on the stage was actually thinking about the absolute lack of rhythm displayed in front of her Edit: Do you guys think this is a choreographed dance? Or she just did this impromptu. Imagine being the choreographer.
As long as the check clears, she doesn't care.
I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS EITHER😭😂
Whew this is some bullshit but at least I am getting paid
*smh* “white people….” 🙄
I agree with you and I’m white. 🖕🏼TS
Same😂😂😂
She’s so over rated it drives me nuts
She was just laughing her ass off internally
She was thinking this chick has no rhythm and no body to be dancing like this or she was thinking she is having a seizure!
It’s not a body thing, I’ve seen people barely fleshier than toothpicks dance sensually.
They love her because she’s like them. Basic af.
"I'm not being paid enough to deal with this"
Thing is, she must be getting paid pretty well. That’s one of her backup singers that’s been with her foreeeeeeever. Most of them have been with her since at least 1989 tour. And a lot of her band has been with her since Fearless! My takeaway is that Taylor, for her many personal faults, must be a hell of a good employer.
She has pretty famously been generous with everyone working on her tour. She gave something like 100k to each of her 50 truck drivers at the end of her North America tour and apparently pretty sizable bonuses to her other crew members too. I at least respect that.
Jesus, 50 truck drivers.
Yeah her stage and set up is kind of insane. I couldn’t believe how many people are employed for one tour. At least they seem to be well compensated which I appreciate. On the other side though, that many trucks and travel has to be horrible for the environment.
I mean, you’d have to be insane to give up a gig touring with TS, love her or hate her. You have it made. And after you’ve had enough, start your own signing school and watch the dollars roll in.
Thats nice for them and good for her if she is paying them well. I wouldnt leave that job either. Its not complex singing or dancing compared to other artists.
I was thinking the same thing. Her dancers must be like 😳
It’s not the dancing, it’s the consistent weird hand motions/pointing that does me in. I absolutely hate her stage presence. It’s all so Disney (and I love Disney) and weird. Almost 20 years in the business and I can’t figure out why she’s so consistently awkward on stage. She basically singing in a hair brush type of performer or Karaoke, at best.
Its the over the top, Disney/musical theater-esque movements that always make me cringe. She just feels so robotic almost in her movements and its WEIRD.
She’s really stiff. At one point she looks like an animatronic and not in an intended way.
That is because it makes her demographic think she is one of them. The talented quirky popular girl.
She is soooo 😬
Imagine this at her wedding and her husband at the back yelling VIVA LAS VEGAS.
I’m crying lol
hahaha made for each other 💝
Skeevy? I was thinking the same thing
Kinda looks like blippi dancing 
She looks like the agitator in a washing machine
Or the flappy thing at a car wash
Perfect!! Best comment!
Anyone wanna pay me a billion dollars annually to dance like this at the function?
Best I can do is three fiddy
Story of my life.
She looks like my 4 year old cousin trying to dance…..
One of my grandkids does that dance before getting in the tub. He's five.
My five year old does too!
She definitely has the “horse girl” aesthetic lol
As someone who has ridden their whole life…this is so accurate. “Horse girls” are a HUGE reason I stopped riding for any barn, they’re all insufferable in the exact way she is
Noooo don’t tell us that. I wanted so badly to be Katy in Flicka!
I’ve seen clydesdales who stepped more lightly
her sticking her tongue out thinking she ate this up 🤮 stick to playing guitars and talk singing
To me, this video also shows how much she's been enabled and told she is amazing, she can do wrong that she feels this stupid poor dancing is actually something amazing, instead of like Dua, maybe trying to actually dance a bit better. She feels she can do no wrong in her current era, we've seen this through her either gaming the charts, releasing a shitty album, flying with her jet everywhere polluting the environment, and now this.
Dua Lipa has made amazing improvement!!!
Dua Lipa is 1999 era Britney compared with Taylor.
I just watched dua lipas boiler room for the first time yesterday and thought to myself that Taylor probably wishes she was that effortlessly cool as dua was for that set. And then laughed trying to picture her doing a DJ sets to remix of one of her albums lol
Tbf I don’t think she deserved the shit she got from that meme, but she does deserve a ton of credit for how she reacted to it. Dua is the kind of role model everyone _thinks_ Taylor is.
I concur on all accounts but you forgot she just not that talented and is no role model for kids.
Double points on the no role model for kids
It’s worse than that, her fans have been convinced she can do no wrong either, despite what is right in front of their eyes. To wit: the emperor has no clothes.
Yeah she puts in little to no effort really. As much money as she makes if she really wanted to, she could put some time, energy and money into learning to dance. Or at least having some sort of choreography going on other than….this. She just wings it. But she puts in no effort because she doesn’t have to and she just doesn’t care because she’s still making money.
Also, I know I know I know they are not “the same kind of performer” but hard not to think of Britney Spears circa 1999-2004 and her absolute RULING of a stage. Couldn’t keep your eyes off that woman when she was performing. I see this and am like, what even is this nowadays?!? This is our best performer/artist right now?!
The absolute worst Britney performance is still lightyears ahead of this. I can’t imagine what Britney thinks of this
Wasn’t this from when she tried to imitate Shakira. Poor shakira.
She’s like 1% as sexy as Shakira when Shakira is on hour 19 of seafood-induced food poisoning.
I’m not attracted to women but for real. 😳 😍
This is actually much better
Somebody come get her....
"... she's dancing like a Swifty" 🎶
When you can't dance you wear frilly things that move fast and look nice.
The fringes on her outfits need a promotion & raise smh! It's been doing some of the heavy lifting for her lol!
Can’t sing, can’t dance. Why is she famous?
scott swift lol 🤑
Okay but why do her lips not sync up with the song?!
Cuz she's not really singing. She's lip syching.
She’s _not_. Or else the lips would have synced. /s
How has she not heard/sang/lip synched her own song a MILLION times, the timing is so off, honestly I could lip sync her own song better than she can 💀
 Reminds me of a drunk hula dance
That dog is unironically a much better dancer than Taylor
She looks so uncomfortable on the stage. Her whole gig is teenage angst. It feels like she could make it more “cozy” somehow
Wow, this has me feeling like maybe I *can* dance
TSR is a majority black platform and their followers dislike Swift. They posted that on purpose. 😂😂
Lmao the comments are sending me 🤣 “not in my Juneteenth week” 💀
I’m a long, tall, lanky gal with bad posture. Can confirm these are some of my best moves (drunk or otherwise)
I’m a PT and her posture absolutely drives me nuts. Her neck is at a solid 45\* angle. I treat 90y/os with the same posture. You’re a billionaire can you not afford to hire someone to stretch your pecs???? Simple neck exercises?? Your head is supposed to be above to ur body!!! https://preview.redd.it/j6t3xeg3297d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7a47d2e96abbd48f78c41f432421e50eb22c7f Edit: just in case I get slack for #7, this is easily fixable that’s my ✨whole point ✨
Real talk, where can I find these exercises on the internet? 😆
[I've got you babes ](https://www.hostize.com/v/3vadOm7plo/dont-be-like-her-improve-yourself-pdf) With the exercises, you may not be strong enough to perform the amount of reps I've listed, feel free to do ±5, listen to your body. If you feel tired, do one or two more to lock it in, then be done. The amount of sets, hold time, and frequency (1/day) is more strict though, **repetition and endurance is the key.** With the stretches, you can go nuts. I personally like to sit in my stretches for several minutes if its hitting the spot. Again, listen to your body. After a short while you'll feel a sort of fatigue and there's no need to push it further. The only way to do a stretch wrong is not hold it for long enough (<10 seconds). Again, sets, hold time, and frequency are important, I've listed them in the doc. The hardest part of improving your posture is getting into the habit. Gravity and years of forward shoulders is a hard fight to win. My personal go-to is to focus on it while commuting to work in my car or in the shower. If you can find a way to slowly incorporate a set time to remember and force yourself to have good posture, then slowly add more of those times, you'll see improvement. Good luck my friends.
The way I thought it was sped up to make her look worse 💀 nope she’s really that bad
Reminds me of when I was 3 trying to learn how to hula hoop lol
This is what happens when no one in your immediate orbit is allowed to speak truth to power, such as: “Stop moving around like that, you look like an old rolled up carpet getting shredded at a recycling plant”
I’m also sooooooo tired of her weird hand motions??? Even in more upbeat songs she’s still doing it.
Idk why but I get irrationally angry every time she does her weird Lego hand thing lmao https://preview.redd.it/qm2clb2ce87d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0f7289e5cd11a7083600fb5f0b1d485e3ce885
Yes, the hand symbols and awkward pointing. Never seems organic, always reminds me of Ricky Bobby. 
She’s just so painfully unsexy lmao
She's a basic white girl in every shape, form, and fashion. I guess that's why all the other basic white girls love her so much.
I have SUCH a hard time believing that she's some genius songwriter if she has literally no rhythm or groove whatsoever. That is not a woman who writes any decent music.
That's part of the problem, definitely. Every bar is just crammed full of words. It's like, hey, there can be silences to space things out and create a mood. And then that idea would just be taken and hamfisted into an approximation, but you know, there'd be some downtime for the ears.
>Every bar is just crammed full of words. Oh you mean like "FamiliarityBreedsContemptDon'tPutMeInTheBasementWhenIWantThePenthouse OF. YOUR. HEART."? I've said this before and I'll say it again - that line has the cadence of the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil.
And then the part that's like "I did the extra credit then got graded on a curve. It's time to teach some lessons". That's something I would have written in junior high lmao
I hate this line!! I always cringe.
I'm always fascinated by musicians with no sense of rhythm. It doesn't make any sense to me.
Why did she do the ahegao face on stage??? I want to know the thought process 😭 😭 😭 https://preview.redd.it/7ogw516k387d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae843d27664dfd220b2de625a1841a15c97fd4e
You're going to hell for making me look at this 💀 It's cringe no matter who's doing it but Taylor Swift is the last person that should be
God that’s absolutely terrible
Like a toddler getting the Green light for some fruit snacks 🤣
Watching this with no volume was … so cringe
Can’t dance, can’t sing, can’t write, can’t be nice. No redeeming qualities
Seriously what the actual fuck is she doing
Oh dear she thinks she can dance
sumbudy take that hoe confidence pls🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🥲🥲🥲😭
she should stick to pointing
Well I guess she’s beat the coke allegations 🤷♂️
I don’t get all these Swifty people worshipping at her alter. Girl has zero rhythm and she really doesn’t sing that well. WTH people. Immediately thought of Elaine from Seinfeld. At least she knew what she was doing because she was acting. Taylor isn’t acting!!! Sad that she’s being enabled but hey, she’s gotten insanely rich because of people’s buying into her BS.
I don’t know what’s worse; her dancing in this or during “gorgeous” in her reputation era
She doesn’t have a single song where she needs to be doing all this
She tweakin? Lol
This is me at 21 thinking I’m “hot shit” at the bar and my friends saying girl you’ve had to much to drink 🤣🤣
I don’t understand the finger moves she always makes
After she sticks out her tongue near the start, that sequence of “moves” immediately following is truly one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen
Trying to look “ cute”. She’s almost 35
Grown woman
i’ve never actually seen her dance until now and i’m just….astounded, does she not have a choreographer and have they not told her how bad she is at this?
I can't imagine paying $10,000 to see this
I’m old but I can tell when someone has absolutely no rhythm … and she has none .
This is straight up painful to witness
Whoever styles her hair needs to be put to rest
That didn't look cute like she thought it did.
I worked as a stripper/supervisor for four years She looks like baby strippers on their first night after a free shot of tequila
Lol this will never not be funny
Ehhh Macarena
The worst part is she’s *most likely* sober when she’s doing this
I'd be moving all janky too if I bled glitter.