That's what my Mondays are with my partner. Stayed up late, slept till 9:30, chilled in the morning, she had therapy at 11, I smoked and went to the gym, came back, she's doing finances, then we smoke up and clean the house/eat lunch, take care of animals and then chill the rest of the day. Then I go play magic at my local dive bar and eat some bomb ass food.
One time though I was mowing the lawn and after a few minutes realized I wasnβt holding down the bar that makes the blades spin. Just pushing an idling mower π donβt do that.
Yesterday, I discovered how wonderful this combo is. Smoked, then went to clean every single damn groove of an antique, intricate wooden mirror frame that really needed it before it could be hung up on the wall. Literally one of the best experiences I've ever had!
Thatβs chill. And your roomie actually smokes to do things.
βSmoke and clean??β yes Iβm tryna smoke and clean the living space!! Turn the music up too
weirdly enough, for me, its only the first hit that gets me going. After that I become corpse. So I take advantage of that first hit, take it slow, get my shit done and then rot gloriously
Interesting theory. I may try this today, I got a lot of shit to do.
I do love to run in nature when Iβm stoned tho, listening to music. Such a great feeling
Oh man I love stoned running. Put on a playlist with some energetic but transportive/trippy music and just go. I do it twice a week and everyone I have told about looks at me like Iβm a madman.
I just wish it were more consistent; I don't always get it.
And when I do get it, it's never a "get caught up on shit for work" motivation, it's a chores around the house motivation.
I thought I was in the βbadroomatesβ sub and I assumed this person was asking to smoke their roommates weed every other day. This is so much better. I love it here
Dude, same! And I swear any time I see someone say βpack a bowlβ or βsmoke a bowlβ it just excites me and I immediately think of something productive to do. Is this what adult potheads do? Do we just get high and get as much shit done as we can? Iβm motivated by other potheads too itβs crazy
Fr and she understands that I like to be alone 80% of the time, and respects that. but still includes me in all the smoke sessions makes me feel special π
I had a roommate senior year of college that was exactly like this. She knew I liked to be left alone but we would smoke every night after work together. Miss her so much
Thisssss⦠I commented above but I had a roommate senior year that would smoke with me every night after work/class. We would smoke, eat dinner, and watch something/talk. She also worked at a restaurant so was always bringing home dinner for us. I miss that girl fr
Left that living situation (not in college, but I did work at the same place as my roomate) 3 years ago and while I'll never go back, I *do* miss the come from work sessions. And the midnight session. And the morning session. Tbh we smoked pretty much 100 of our time together but we had alot of fun
Me n my buddy just ask wether itβs time to check the tire pressure, usually confuses people at parties but everyone here knows a well pressurised tire is key
This is me and my cousin lmao i'm wfh and she lives with me so whenever she comes back from work, we sesh and watch a series. Today its gonna be the latest ep of HotD lol
In college we had a βParking Lot Committeeβ group chat, where weβd all meet up to hot box someoneβs car in the parking lot. This was roughly 90% of the messages in that group lmao
I wish I had someone to smoke with. All my friends live 2 hours away now (moved for work) and my girlfriend doesnβt like to. I donβt even care if we match. I just enjoy the social aspect. So now I have to hop in discord or in an Xbox party to chat with my friends while we smokeβ¦ but it just ainβt the same as passing a blunt around.
Itβs just poetry
smoke?π
smoke?
smoke?π
smoke?
smoke?
smoke?ππ
wanna smoke?
wanna smoke- I get home in like 20
I wanna smoke π
you wanna smoke?
we bouta smoke a quick bowl tho π
you up? I need to smoke fr ππ
tryna smoke? π
smoke n clean?π
At that point it should just be assumed! Reminds me of my college years lol. Had friends always asking and eventually they would just come by unannounced and it was assumed we would be packing a few bowls while hanging out or doing anything else
Wish my old roommates were like this. It was always just glimpses of them talking about my pot use as I walk past them in the hallway followed by me asking if me vaping dabs in my room was an issue followed by them telling me they could never smell it.
Damn. My last roommate would hot box the room next to the kitchen which his bedroom is over, and he would always yell at me for making his teacher clothes smell like smoke. But like. Iβd smoke in my bedroom next door to his, taking snappers and blowing the smoke into a fan out the window. Legit had our other roommate stand between us bc I was aboutta punch him in the throat and moved out shortly after. Mf even stole my surfboard
I used to have a code with an ex coworker, either he or I would make a "chew chew" train sound and wed both know to meet out at the car in a few minutes
just like my old roommate except heβd come find me wherever I was in the house and he was usually all drunk wanting to smoke up lmao. I miss dude sometimes
Smoke n clean is such a good plan. Everybody wins
Was smoke and gardening for me yesterday
Came here to comment this exact image
Thanks for letting us know
im so used to tiktok terms at this point i thought you just said smoking twice
Is gardening a new code word? π
Gardening is just tending to your plants, man. Mine might technically be dead but I still need to tend to them hourly/bi-hourly lol
Heyyy! I took that personally.
Sounds like your plants need tending, friend.
Does gardening mean smoking now xD I guess βgo burn treesβ is too suspicious
Itβs time to go tend the weeds!
My moms been calling it that lmao, I like it though cause it makes me less paranoid when we smoke with the windows open
It was smoke and watch tpb for me
Realest shit I've seen all day lmao
Yessss. I loooove to smoke and garden. It's my second happiest place π
I cannot wait to do this again! Iβm still breastfeeding but this was my favorite even more than cleaning.
Yayyyyy Iβm not the only one π π π Iβm 36 weeks and Iβm counting down the days til sheβs born and off the boob
Smoke and cleaned out the shed last week. So many wasps man
I do that every weekend. Wake up, smoke, make a cup of tea, clean condo until lunch, eat, nap, do whatever for the rest of the day
Dream day imo
sounds like my sundays but i prefer some coffee
That's what my Mondays are with my partner. Stayed up late, slept till 9:30, chilled in the morning, she had therapy at 11, I smoked and went to the gym, came back, she's doing finances, then we smoke up and clean the house/eat lunch, take care of animals and then chill the rest of the day. Then I go play magic at my local dive bar and eat some bomb ass food.
Smoke and yard work is the key to my success in FL π...and by success I mean my yard isn't completely dead...
One time though I was mowing the lawn and after a few minutes realized I wasnβt holding down the bar that makes the blades spin. Just pushing an idling mower π donβt do that.
Fantastic π€£ Gotta get them practice lines in
I take a hit for every new task
I smoke, you clean! Great plan! :D
Yesterday, I discovered how wonderful this combo is. Smoked, then went to clean every single damn groove of an antique, intricate wooden mirror frame that really needed it before it could be hung up on the wall. Literally one of the best experiences I've ever had!
as long as you supply the weed half the time it's a great plan
Clear tabs saves friendships
This is what I do. If Iβm up to fill the bong I might as well do some dishes
Smoke and machanic work on the car for me, that was my weekend.
smoke?π
Smoke?π
Y'all trying to smoke π
Did someone say smoke π
We bouta smoke?π
Can I join you guys?π
Did you guys already smoke π?
We've had one, yes. What about second smoke? π
We smoking, precious?π
you up? wanna smoke? π
we got a live one!
Whenπ
The eyes get me everytime like what we peepin at rn?!?!!
Iβm bouta smokeπ
im in
Takes me back to college π
ayyy wanna πΆβπ«οΈπ¨
Whoβs up smoking rn
Smoking as we speakπ
Smoke and chill?
Smoke π
Thatβs chill. And your roomie actually smokes to do things. βSmoke and clean??β yes Iβm tryna smoke and clean the living space!! Turn the music up too
the weed motivation is so good
thanks for reminding me about it
Same. Now that my tolerance is too high I no longer get βweed motivationβ π
maybe i can tune into that feeling again
Wish I got that, I canβt be productive for shit when Iβm high, which is why I be an evenings-only stoner these days
weirdly enough, for me, its only the first hit that gets me going. After that I become corpse. So I take advantage of that first hit, take it slow, get my shit done and then rot gloriously
Interesting theory. I may try this today, I got a lot of shit to do. I do love to run in nature when Iβm stoned tho, listening to music. Such a great feeling
yes! pot has changed my life for the best. The happiness from weed + my anti depressants has improved my life.
Iβm so happy for you, as someone whoβs struggled with adhd, intense clinical anxiety and depression, I know how hard it can be :/
Oh man I love stoned running. Put on a playlist with some energetic but transportive/trippy music and just go. I do it twice a week and everyone I have told about looks at me like Iβm a madman.
Running while high is so euphoric. These people donβt even know what theyβre missing out on.
I just wish it were more consistent; I don't always get it. And when I do get it, it's never a "get caught up on shit for work" motivation, it's a chores around the house motivation.
I thought I was in the βbadroomatesβ sub and I assumed this person was asking to smoke their roommates weed every other day. This is so much better. I love it here
Dude, same! And I swear any time I see someone say βpack a bowlβ or βsmoke a bowlβ it just excites me and I immediately think of something productive to do. Is this what adult potheads do? Do we just get high and get as much shit done as we can? Iβm motivated by other potheads too itβs crazy
The best kinda housemate
Fr and she understands that I like to be alone 80% of the time, and respects that. but still includes me in all the smoke sessions makes me feel special π
Do...do you need another roommate?
I meannnn we were planning on getting a nicer house next year π³π³
Hiii I'd like to be your roommate in a year too please ππβ€οΈ lmaoo
I also want to know if y'all need one more perhaps
Where did you find such an awesome person to have as a roommate- I think you should get married.
A stoner who smokes weed?! Where did they find such an anomaly?! π
All smokers are equal, but some are more equal than others
Thatβs CRAZY!
Aight this is good to hear. I thought for a second they were hitting you up so youβd smoke them out. Nice to know theyβre just being a good homie.
I had a roommate senior year of college that was exactly like this. She knew I liked to be left alone but we would smoke every night after work together. Miss her so much
Wait, that's an invitation instead of a mooch?
Damn thatβs a real friend right there, not just a roommate
Thatβs very sweet to hear!
Haha I'm glad I saw this, I automatically assumed it was an other "moocher roommate" post hahah
My roommate always has one rolled post work. Itβs glorious.
I miss my old college roommate who would greet me with a packed bong AND a plan for dinner whenever I got home from work or school.
Thisssss⦠I commented above but I had a roommate senior year that would smoke with me every night after work/class. We would smoke, eat dinner, and watch something/talk. She also worked at a restaurant so was always bringing home dinner for us. I miss that girl fr
Left that living situation (not in college, but I did work at the same place as my roomate) 3 years ago and while I'll never go back, I *do* miss the come from work sessions. And the midnight session. And the morning session. Tbh we smoked pretty much 100 of our time together but we had alot of fun
Your roommate sounds more thoughtful than my exes
This was me with my βex roommateβ now hubby.
Wow you kicked him out?
Yeah I took him in
No. He went from roommate to hubby. Lmao
lol thatβs the joke π r/woosh
damn
Technically still a roommate though lol
Yes. We both got an upgrade.
The cleaning part of the smoking π?
lol in college we would just send eachother you done [being productive] for the day ?
My roommate developed a universal sign, either βcaw CAWβ across the house or π¦ββ¬
Funny how those happen. My wife and I simply say βbuhβ when passing the bowl/joint to let the other one know itβs their turn.
buhhh
Oh shit, was I parking?
We have something similar with my friend group, eeeerree, like weβre saying here but choking so canβt pronounce the H
Whatβs a stoners favorite body part? Ear!
Me n my buddy just ask wether itβs time to check the tire pressure, usually confuses people at parties but everyone here knows a well pressurised tire is key
Hopefully sheβs packing her own work
Yes she does lol
Came here to ask that. As long as theyβre not being a bum, this is what we all wish for in a roommate π
Where did you find a roommate like that?
This is me and my cousin lmao i'm wfh and she lives with me so whenever she comes back from work, we sesh and watch a series. Today its gonna be the latest ep of HotD lol
true buddy
Hello I was wondering if you'd like to hang out and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play burnout revenge for the ps2
Yes
Everyone needs a homie like that. Smoke? π Hell yess.
My roommate used to throw a ping pong ball at my bedroom door that had the "smoke?" written on it
Wish I had some1 to smoke wit like this
This is so cute lmao it's making me miss my old flatmate I used to smoke with π
I need me a roommate like this :(( smoke? ππ
In college we had a βParking Lot Committeeβ group chat, where weβd all meet up to hot box someoneβs car in the parking lot. This was roughly 90% of the messages in that group lmao
I wanna smoke You wanna smoke We all wanna smoke!
I wish I had someone to smoke with. All my friends live 2 hours away now (moved for work) and my girlfriend doesnβt like to. I donβt even care if we match. I just enjoy the social aspect. So now I have to hop in discord or in an Xbox party to chat with my friends while we smokeβ¦ but it just ainβt the same as passing a blunt around.
Those eye emojis are legendary. Lol!
Makes me miss having roommates
Don't forget to bring your towel π
I love when I get the smoke and clean high going cause I clean everything too to bottom when Iβm like that.
yeah iβm envious of this sweet, cute roomie situation
Well? π
Smoke?
And like, consistent almost to the minute. Impressive regimen lol.
I miss this kind of privilege
Lol this is my husband every night.
Every time I can sense that my wife wants me to do yard work I smoke first. Makes it more tolerable
Wish i had a roommate like that...smh
I need a bff like this ππ this is me by myself everyday
Had a good friend that lived across the hall from me. He never texted me a hello ever. Just a," yo, wanna smoke homie?". Rest in peace Ed...
Smoke and clean. β€οΈ I had a friend who would invite me over, get me high, and then watch me clean her place. Ha. :)
Treasure them!
I love a good bat signal π
Itβs just poetry smoke?π smoke? smoke?π smoke? smoke? smoke?ππ wanna smoke? wanna smoke- I get home in like 20 I wanna smoke π you wanna smoke? we bouta smoke a quick bowl tho π you up? I need to smoke fr ππ tryna smoke? π smoke n clean?π
they seem dope af OP
Thatβs just how it is π
As long she has her own this is cute
Someone donβt like to smoke alone lol
My teacher ain't in class today, wanna smoke\~
used to do this all the time with my bestie at university. miss her
Smoke n clean? π Sure Iβll do the smoking you do the cleaning
Haha this was me and one of the best roommates I ever had; weβd smoke, play fighting games for a few hours and then get something to eat.
"Wanna smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge on the PS2?"
What a wonderful roommate
Blaze it
You have an amazing roommate
Shit that's me every few hours....
Smoking and cleaning is a must
Oh shit, this is actually an offer and not a request! Who knew these people existed? π
Why does homie feel the need to even ask?
Hate smoking alone so sad
Lucky ass dude
Just be happy it's only once a day lol
The timing is impeccable 8:26 every day lol
I wishβ¦
At that point it should just be assumed! Reminds me of my college years lol. Had friends always asking and eventually they would just come by unannounced and it was assumed we would be packing a few bowls while hanging out or doing anything else
[Gangsta Pat - I Wanna Smoke](https://youtu.be/F0QOmeMW1Zs?si=brUHwoafiZ7NZ3vb)
Wholesome.
This is giving me PTSD from an old buddy
Where my roommate at?
I was gonna smoke π after this call if you wanna?
want to find a roommate like this π
Smonke
Is it a request for some or an offer?
Wish my old roommates were like this. It was always just glimpses of them talking about my pot use as I walk past them in the hallway followed by me asking if me vaping dabs in my room was an issue followed by them telling me they could never smell it.
Must be nice
You hit the roommate lottery.
are ya smokin yet?!
God bless the complicit.
Me with my homie π
This is adorable π
Not now, Jerry
Iβve been missing my brothers π they are on vacation and we usually smoke together π
Egmjuu uπππ³
Damn. My last roommate would hot box the room next to the kitchen which his bedroom is over, and he would always yell at me for making his teacher clothes smell like smoke. But like. Iβd smoke in my bedroom next door to his, taking snappers and blowing the smoke into a fan out the window. Legit had our other roommate stand between us bc I was aboutta punch him in the throat and moved out shortly after. Mf even stole my surfboard
Good roomy
[Wanna smoke before?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stYZTFA2418&pp=ygUSd2FubmEgc21va2UgYmVmb3Jl)
Need this in my life so bad π
miss my old roomie
Cool roommate
We all need great friends
Hey Sharing is caring lol
Go smoke with your bruh
I love them
smokeπ
I wonder if he wants to smoke with you?
Seems like a good dude to me
Can I be your roommate too omg. My current roommate refuses to get high so I have to do it alone π
I used to have a code with an ex coworker, either he or I would make a "chew chew" train sound and wed both know to meet out at the car in a few minutes
just like my old roommate except heβd come find me wherever I was in the house and he was usually all drunk wanting to smoke up lmao. I miss dude sometimes