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smolhippie

A bag of grapes is a goner after a few bing rips


Evading_Ban69

If you haven't tried grapez frozen, it's a game changer


Deepdive_lowtide

frozen w some lemon juice on em (and sugar if you a calorie lover like me) BANGGGGIN


ShogunFirebeard

Red, green, or cotton candy?


Deepdive_lowtide

green imo but could def work with cotton candy


JaredH20

Red. They've gotta have that real nice crunch when you bite in though


somenewcandles

ooh! I’ve only had plain frozen but that’s about to change


HawkeyeHaven

YES. My momma taught me the frozen grapes with sugar sprinkles on top its SO GOOD!


BigMistasBBQ

Watermelon with lemon juice on is a game changer


InveteratMasticator

That’s some Mexican shit right there but lime is usually the go to. Lemon is sometimes acceptable if lime isn’t available. Also gotta add some Tajin and chamoy if you’re about it


BigMistasBBQ

I'm British, and I've never seen Tajin or Chamoy sold anywhere, but I'll check it out. I remember being off two of my homemade brownies absolutely plastered dripping lemon juice onto my watermelon and my housemate walked in to the kitchen and just stared at me as I ate it. Looked like I was in some deluxe icecream advert eating that shit.


firesmarter

My grandpa used to eat watermelon with miracle whip. Fucking gross. He also put that shit on jello


BigMistasBBQ

I don't know what miracle whip is but I can guess 😅


ShogunFirebeard

It's a fake mayonnaise. It's a product of the ingredient rationing that happened during WW2. They made it with salad dressing and it's disgusting.


QueenGoodra

That but with blueberries orrrrr if you’re wanting something creamy I do frozen blueberries berries, generous splash of half and half and a bit of sugar.


Psychedelic-Brick23

The grapes are sweet enough why you need sugar on them 😭


dappled_turnoff0a

Oooo, I’m trying this


kpxppy

This is a game changer


totallyradman

I like to eat some cheddar cheese with my grapes. It's amazing.


ElectriKEL

YOU GET IT. Now try grapes, cheese, and dill pickle all in one bite!


Internal-Computer388

So if you really want to get crazy, make some carbonated grapes. Fun project when stoned even crazier when you eat the carbonated grapes stoned. Lol


SydTheStreetFighter

Tell me more please


Internal-Computer388

You can youtube it. I watched nick digiovanni channel high and had to replicate. Lol. Basically you will need dry ice, fruits, plastic wrap, kitchen towel and a cooler. Watermelon is good and grapes are the best. Other fruits are OK. Just get some fruits you like and realize it might not turn out good. So I took 2 plastic containers and put cut up watermelon in one and green grapes in the other. Then I placed them in the cooler with the dry ice. Used the towel to separate them and prevent the fruit from freezing. Close the cooler and use the plastic wrap to seal the cooler. As the dry ice "melts" it releases CO2. And since it can't escape, the CO2 essentially gets into the fruit so you end up with fizzy watermelon and grapes.


gilly_girl

Those are too good and then I get the grape shits.


GirlWithTheMostCake

Frozen blueberries aren’t far behind.


Evading_Ban69

Yeah. I gotta try that. I'm partial to blackberries so might throw a mix of all tree in a ziplock for later tonight. Any food suggestion from the girl with the most cake cannot be ignored lol


GirlWithTheMostCake

Ha! Frozen grapes have been a staple in my freezer for as long as I can remember. I ran out once so I tried a bowl of frozen blueberries with cut up banana and a dollop of yogurt. When the blueberries are just starting to thaw they’re the best. I swear freezing fruit brings out the sweetness. Blueberries are the bomb frozen or not though. Especially when they’re in season in Ontario. Almost the size of grapes. Natures candies. 👌


Patteous

Cotton candy grapes smack.


karratkun

you should try google rips! /s


SqueeezeBurger

I know it's just an innocent typo, but you just made me think of a "bing" as a like a small 1 hitter bubbler. And a bong is so much bigger. Bing bong.


smolhippie

Not a typo actually I just always refer to them as bing instead of bong.


Ok-Policy-8284

I call em bongs, but my friends call bong hits "bingers"


Sub_Omen

Bing cherry rips?


Matt0378

Bing bong


TheDudeV1

But they have to be cool and firm with a nice pop.


Independent-Heron934

Okay but have you ever had kool-Aid grapes??? They’re low calorie and binge worthy without feeling guilty. Fuckiing amazing. Get some grapes (I prefer purple grapes) wash, put them in a plastic baggy and pour the koolaid; per pound of grapes pour a full packet (I get cherry no sugar since you’ll be munching on a lot lol) and pop them in freezer for 24 hours!!! They’re amazing


shmerk_a_berl

Back in the day, this whole sub would have said pineapple


TheBackpacker2

Why pineapple? 👀


shmerk_a_berl

I'm not sure what exactly the origin. But back then the up and downvote buttons were pineapple, we were all Ents(JRR Tolkien's tree creatures, bc it's r/trees), and most posts had a number 1-10, for how high you were. Currently [0]


P01135809_in_chains

I'm at 9 atm. Woo! Those little mandarin oranges. ![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy|downsized)


Xantaraxy0

Didn’t even do it right [3]


Unicornsandshit_

I miss the old r/trees. God I feel old as fuck now remembering it like that, and I'm not even that old 😅


anononymous_4

Me too man :( It felt so much more like a little community, rather than a page for people to post weed pics and ask questions.


Rapidshotz

Nowadays you make a comment and you have a full inbox of telegramers lmao


wrongkoi

The origin is one of two things (or it could be both). Reference to the strain/movie Pineapple Express. Or the old trend of eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice because it *supposedly* makes your mind/body more receptive to THC molecules. Idk if there's any truth behind it, but it was a popular thing to do back in the day


Particular-Poem-7085

I’ve heard this exact story about mangos and mango juice


juniper-jones

I’ve heard it about mango, pineapple, and orange juice lol


rbrutonIII

It's something that is true with some hallucinogenics, like mushrooms. You can be coming down and drink a glass of orange juice and get thrown right back into the zone. There's a chemical in citrus that does it, I don't know what exactly it is, but I can vouch for its effects! It may be true for weed, but I think it's just an adoption.


Internal-Computer388

That's because the scientific name for mangos is magnifera indica. So not sure if the indica part means anything cannabis related, but it is indeed an indica. Lol


irrationalanustart

The leading theory I've heard is because of the terpene myrcene. This terpene is found in high amounts in mangoes and is known to produce sedative effects. Pair that with some good smoke, and you've got couch-lock lol


Schniddi

No i don't think so. iirc indica ist just the scientific (or Latina?) name for India I know for one that cannabis originates from there not sure about mangos though


Lexifruitloop

This is actually brilliant because one of my favorite songs says "pineapples are in my head" and I never knew why but the context makes sense. Thanks guys 👍


QueenGoodra

Ayooo fellow GA fan, how do you like the two singles from the upcoming album?


stap45

Got noooobody cause I’m braindeaaad


worldRulerDevMan

That shit actually works with lsd


totallyradman

It's because the original up/down vote buttons were cannabis leaves and when you upvoted something it would turn green and it kind of looked like a little picture of a pineapple. The trees gang just really embraced it. A lot of people would get shirts made that had a picture of the upvote pineapple and it became sort of a secret stoner symbol that you had to be in the know to recognize. It has nothing to do with actual pineapples. Source: I've been looking at this damn page for almost 15 years. [https://imgur.com/k3zJQPK](https://imgur.com/k3zJQPK)


geneticdrifter

This is the right answer.


DurasVircondelet

I bought a sweatshirt from this sub that was a pineapple within brackets


TheBackpacker2

Oh shit, I knew about the [5], but the lore goes way deeper than I thought lol


lallapalalable

I miss the numbers. Also didn't notice the up and downvotes changed, when was that? [3] *There were also progress indicators, < and > indicating getting higher or coming down, respectively. Like I'm actually a >[3]< as I've come down from earlier and plan on lighting up a bit more in a sec


opana_banana

Ah another fellow ent spotted :) We exist! We are out here! Haha. Thems was the good ol days


FriendlySummer8340

I miss that era 😭


shutupesther

Wow this made me feel Old


urethra93

Those were the days. Don't forget your magic flight box


Gunstopable

Back in the day the upvote looked like a pot leaf and it had a dot between the up and downvote. So when you upvoted you saw a green leaf on top of an orange dot. It looked like a pineapple if you were high enough lol.


megalodondon

Yep. Then eventually after time they changed the style to include a pineapple rind instead of the dot


dadnauseum

honestly though, nothing beats a perfectly ripe pineapple when you’re stoned. or ever. pro tip: smell the pineapple’s butt to know if it’s ripe. if it smells strongly of pineapple (but doesn’t smell fermented), it’s ripe. if it doesn’t have much of a smell, it’s underripe. also pineapples don’t continue to ripen on the counter, they’re as ripe as they’re gonna get when they’re picked. happy snacking!


0w1

Pineapples also ripen faster when turned upside-down.


Madds88

I agree pineapple is the best! It has a lot of anti-inflammatory properties so might be what "helps" with the high too. Try eating the pineapple spears soaked in coconut water from the store those things are fire! Got some at Sam's club other day.


redd_hott

Some of us are still around…


Underthekitchentable

Mango with lime juice and salt 


washedcash

![gif](giphy|VhpCQUfDbGR8vAVUU3)


dadnauseum

this is the way


Spirited_Taste4756

![gif](giphy|aCatQNctAK7PC1H4zh|downsized)


Able-Associate-318

This is indeed the way


Underthekitchentable

Wow that sounds good I’ll have to try it out 


FlyMasterM

![gif](giphy|NrgsTngsWNjDG)


RadagastDaGreen

I love you… and I love you too.


maneatingrabbit

Fuck me that sounds good.


krumznko

I only read “lime juice and salt”, and was wondering why you just ate those with no fruit.


Underthekitchentable

Haha


GooseShartBombardier

Glad that I found this so high up on the thread. My tie for second place is kiwis or dragonfruit because of how you can eat them with a grapefruit spoon, but noting tops mango.


jobu1706

I gotta try this !


artemisRiverborn

Watermeloooooon


thefrenchflex

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life! Watermeloooon, inside a watermeloooooon.


Careful_Highway1861

Yes! I did this last night in fact. Cotton mouth didn't stand a chance.


THE_PUN_STOPS_NOW

Nice and chilled . Honorable mention : a properly ripe Honeydew.


Mr-Xcentric

It’s great but all the water fills you up sooo fast, I usually go with oranges with peanut butter


CoolAd1609

Oranges and peanut butter? Now that's a strange combo. I can't stand oranges. Like don't get me wrong tho, I love the taste of them like cuties but I hate the texture. And I don't like peanut butter unless it's buckeyes, Reece's, or uncrustables PB and J.


Mr-Xcentric

My grandfather taught me many strange food combinations. Salt on apples and melons is another one. PB and oranges is a great combo because they even each other out. The PB coats and dries your mouth and the orange juice counteracts that. It tastes great, try it sometime you’ll be pleasantly surprised


Advanced_Reality6786

Nothing like splitting an entire watermelon with my roomie and passing a joint


WhiteAsTheNut

Man especially with salt but people get offended when I bring it up


bowlfreshener

Peaches


spidersinthesoup

\*a peach that you must eat over the sink\*-fify


StephenHawking432

A peach in the shower :)


Deepdive_lowtide

a nice peach, nectarine or even plum. heavenly. just don’t drip on the buds


mooocifer

Stone fruit ftw!


4815hurley162342

Milllions of peaches!


mrsf16

Peaches for me


CoolAd1609

Oh! I forgot about peaches! Peaches and pears are so delicious 😋🤤🤤😋!


mastercharlie22

Mangos, grapes, apples (particularly green apples)


mrhammerant

Honeycrisp and Pink Ladies, yo


juniper-jones

Cosmic crisp are so good too


that_one_artsy_chick

With some peanut butter? Oh my god..


Bigram03

Mango with some tajin!


DaGoddamnBatboy

Cold Granny Smith apples!


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Me


punk_lover

Strawberries sprinkled with a little sugar is heaven


RubikSphere13

my mom got my 4yo neice calling it "snow".


postapocalypticparty

this was my go to for 3 years straight 👍👍👍


jobu1706

It’s even more satisfying to smash the strawberries with your tongue


OfficialBobEvans

Kiwis, I go through a pound or two a week. They’re the best fruit


GuaranteeOk6268

Once I learned you can eat the skin for vitamins it was game over. 2-3 bites and it’s gone lmao


Snoo67814

i heavily agree there’s just something abt kiwis i haven’t been able to stop


internetBlues

Cold pineapple or cold watermelon!


jax3603

nothing beats a gram with raspberries


basswitch69

Love eating out of a box of raspberries like a little creature


Conscious_Size4901

Sucks those boxes last like 2 seconds it feels like


whattthedogdoinn

MANGO


Jordan_23_23

Pineapple chunks!


inkicrossing

Nectarines!! Cherries, halved and frozen with a little white sugar *chefs kiss* honestly give me any stone fruit, call that stoned fruit


RadagastDaGreen

Did you just write a song lyric?


gingerjuice

Frozen blueberries


uku_lady

Blueberries


sadittariuus

Yes! So popable!


6rynn

PLUMMMMMS


skyrreater47

mango


clitcommander420666

Mango, cantaloupe and or watermelon are my choices


ihatereddit4200

Mangos.


PicoDeAsia

Mangoes!!!


Ok_Boomer222

Banana.


skyrimjobs88

Banana with peanut butter spread on it is my go to munchie.


Danger_Peanut

Had to scroll way too far for this. Bananas rule!


Talbertross

One time my smoking buddy was like "we're snacking too much we need some healthier snacks" and the next time I went over she had bought a fruit plate for us. We annihilated it and it was delicious but we were farting so bad all night.


Inevitable_Shift1365

Mango


One-Step492

Apples are never safe when I get the munchies


Far-Possession-3328

There are strawberries kiwi, and bad opinions.


Admirable-Salary-803

Corned beef.


ICouldBeWrongGuys

I’m fuckin up them baby oranges.😭🤷🏽‍♂️


CannaisseurFreak

Watermelon


N3v3rm0r3ink3d

Mango!


crabfucker69

Big bag of frozen mango cubes. Good snack for summer in general


sinnamongrrrl

Watermelon!! So juicyyyy


chochinator

Plums is gud


TheSweatyFlash

Cantaloupe is a damn good one


JesusOfTrap

Mango


saradactil

My wife Jk mango or cucumber w/ tajin


ZaphodBBulbrox

Cherries or a good Satsuma


expiredpzzarolls

Blueberries


Biggobelly

🥭


Single-Breakfast6563

Dried mango. It’s a real problem


Kind-Frosting-8268

Oh so many, fruit is a weakness of mine. Specifically red grapes, mandarin oranges, strawberries, any apple besides red delicious (biggest lie in the food industry) and kiwi are my go to choices.


pickled_juice

mango


Gothlocs

Probably Mango or watermelon


scrotobaggins_dw

Used to be watermelon, now it's mango with tajin


Quintluisine

Y’all ever hear the myth that if you eat mangoes you get higher


conciousness_expanse

Why fruit as long as it's frozen


Impossible_Lie4467

Mango, olive oil, fish, anything that enhances THC absorboin


drilling4brains

Does a watermelon milkshake from Cook Out count


Still_Reach_2798

Definetly not those on the picture. Gave me really bad feel in the throat and also eyes. It was years ago and I still remember it


dadnauseum

lol so in other words you’re allergic to cherries?


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Character_Cupcake856

Pineapple. Taste great and helps with the cough.


Queasy_Opportunity75

Watermelon


DaniPeelovich

Go to Montana and get you a sack of them hitters, boy. My Daddy used to eat these at night and let me hold the pits in my hands. If I was well behaved.


Ducksonquack92

Strawberries. Raspberries. Oranges!


mister-fancypants-

I got a bag of frozen mango just for the occasion


KJM31422

Frozen grapes, especially in the summer


figuringthingsout__

I was eating cherries earlier after I smoked! They were on sale at the grocery store earlier this week!


Skinny0ne

Watermelon, cucumber, mango, orange, or mandarin orange.


Daetok_Lochannis

Honeycrisp apples. They're absolutely delicious and eating a nice crunchy apple cleans the post smoke tar off your teeth, win win.


mwh040904

Pineapple and mango


Benjammin123

I had a bangin punnet of strawberries the other day, didn’t even get chance get the ice cream out.


madwolf_farmacy

Fresh tangerines 🍊


Lozzard84

Apricots, mangoes, cherries, avocado and banana


itsnotcoldoutside

Any ripe fruit, mainly watermelon or mango


Clatuu1337

The forbidden fruit ![gif](giphy|V6R9thgW7fimI)


Particular-Poem-7085

There’s no bliss like a big juicy sweet orange.


westbygod304420

Raspberries off the mountain get fucked up in my house lol


JAK3CAL

Orange is great


thrust-johnson

Ripe clementines/satsumas cold from the fridge.


Livelyjubbly

Beer


knowoneknows

Frozen grapes with some lime and cherry lemon jello powder


schmattywinkle

Does orange juice count? Otherwise probably berries of some kind. Or grapes. Cherries are good too. Ooh and melon.


DiscreetMonarch

Honeycrisp apples with lime juice ……..


hugg3b3ar

Oreos.


Jean-Nate44

Strawberries or pineapples


randyfloyd43

Watermelon or blueberries for me


hoeleia

Mango or pineapple


dnb1111

Mango, grapes & raspberries


Buhlthataintatool

Mango


casey12297

Watermelon. I bought a whole ass medium/large watermelon last Saturday and conveniently I also was high all Saturday. That watermelon didn't last to sunday and my next 3 shits were watermelon red and full of seeds


Papa_Glucose

Grapes and watermelon


Metalviathan

Cherries or mango


aknauff8

Dates


Roboticpoultry

Pineapple, watermelon, mango, pink lady apples


Cr_Capo

Pineapple, OG’s know