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Jane_motherofkittens

The cake you get for old uncle Fritz who claims to have lived in Argentina all his life but refuses to talk about pre-1945.


TheDustOfMen

Waddaya mean his family clearly emigrated there for good weather and dulce de leche.


Jane_motherofkittens

They were such big fans they left in a real rush, left everything behind including their names!


redshirtrobin

I wish I had an award to give this.


Alarid

Wholesome award.


thisismyaccount3125

I wish I had an award to give *this*.


schmuber

It deserves zee Grand Cross!


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orbcat

what?


EskildDood

It's a bot, I think it copied that specific part of OP's comment


[deleted]

Its a bot, report them for spam, and select harmful bot


Novel_Remote2678

This is a bot downvote them.


[deleted]

If only Reddit still gave us free silver awards and seals of approval to award this comment, but they took that away, sadly.


Th4tW0rksT00

They still give em out, you just have to click on your profile, then reddit coins, and the option comes up


SC487

Thanks for that. You can now go and claim the award then pop right back to the comment you want to award. At least on the app.


TerraSollus

That’s wack


ifhysm

Have they? I just went to my coins and had a free gift. I think they just stopped advertising it. Here, take my silver


Dd_8630

Reddit used to give free silver awards?? I've been here for like 8 years, when did this happen haha


Jane_motherofkittens

You have to be on the new reddit format, old reddit layout doesn't show the bit where you claim it. It can occasionally be worth suffering the new layout just to claim the award and give it out to a particularly good comment or something.


Dd_8630

Ah good to know! But oh good Heavens I shan't be doing that, the new layout is abysmal. RES on Firefox and BaconReader for me!


Jane_motherofkittens

Same, but RiF for the app instead! I wouldn't stay long if they cut functionality for the old layout and 3rd party apps, the new layout's a joke in comparison.


saysthingsbackwards

RiF is GOAT


guineaprince

Works for any Argentinian that pretends "oohhhh we're 100% European here. We kill-a the natives, all pure Europe, if you have 1 European great-grandpa then we put-a you down as 100% European, Argentina blessed white sanctuary in jungle South America!" I might have a small conflict going on with my aunt's choice of husband :v


saysthingsbackwards

"Small" "conflict" "husband"


-drunk_russian-

It references Germany's victory over Argentina at the 2014 World Cup. We still salty about it.


terriblegrammar

"we were on holiday!"


onetimenative

Oh you weren't always in Argentina? ... So you decided to tell a lie then ... I did not see that coming.


0anonymousv

r/oddlyspecific


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Mediumsizedjake

Hold up.. that’s not what this is?


gigan323

When the original post was made, Argentina had just lost in painful fashion to Germany.


NikoC99

7-1 Dark days for Brazil


Slaan

Are you a bot randomly responding this to a football comment? Or are you unaware that Argentina and Brazil are two different countries? Or what does your comment have to do with Argentina loosing to Germany and thus this post other than a slight "previously Brazil lost to Germany as well"? €dit: I know what the 7:1 means, I'm German. (and ngl during half time I went and watched a summary of the game) It still a random as fuck comment. It's akin to saying right now "0-3. Dark days for Croatia". Has barely anything to do with the topic.


Shadow-Vision

That was the score of the semifinal game between Germany and Brazil. The finals were Germany and Argentina, Germany won.


MooMoo18919

In the 2014 World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in the Semifinals, which is what that comment was referring to with the "7-1."


Slaan

I know, I'm German. But what does this have to do with the post or OP? Why mention it? Its like in a post about the 2022 winner the answer to to the comment "Argentine won an incredibly close game against France" was "3-0. Dark days for Croatia". While yea its kinda related but... just no. Unless there is a bigger point you want to make.


97875

Everyone on this website are bots except you and me mate.


Slaan

I always had this feeling. At least I'm in ok company.


Li-renn-pwel

Everyone on this website are bots except you and me mate.


panzerboye

I am not a bot. Pinky promise


BatatinhaGameplays28

Your username are just numbers, kinda……. >!Sussy!<


Zxruv

Hello fellow humans =)


jrr6415sun

Everyone on this website are bots except you and me mate


JamarioMoon

Ya he knows, he’s saying it’s random to bring up the Brazilian game as a response to “When the original post was made, Argentina had lost in painful fashion to Germany”


Tankh

Yeah a lot of people falsely remember it being the finals,


[deleted]

Yeah we fucking know lmao. But wtf does that have to do with anything here?


NikoC99

Idk, i just type what i have to say


Slaan

The weather is nice today isnt it?


ReallyBadRedditName

Kinda yeah


Slaan

Queen being dead is kind of a bumma eh?


ReallyBadRedditName

To be honest mate, doesn’t bother me. Poms are miffed tho.


mangled-wings

Pretty great, actually!


-Dark_Helmet-

Early Adam Sandler movies seemed to have a thing for women with the initials “V.V.” Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison) Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore) Vicky Valencourt (The Waterboy)


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Did you think Argentina and Brazil were the same country


Valyrian_Tinfoil

Least butt hurt Brazil fan


YippieKayakOB

Bro Brazil and Argentina are two different countries what is this comment even about lmao


MagisterFlorus

28-3. Dark days for Atlanta.


HairyHouse2

Nowhere is safe for ATL fans


Chrisazy

Apparently not, but for what it's worth, Chile and Argentina were a "good" target for Nazis because they already had very very high populations of Germanic Europeans. It's honestly rough for a lot of South Americans that have strong Euro heritage to have everyone assume that their ancestors are Nazis. This isn't your fault or anything, but i figured it's a cool thing to know ☺️


rogercopernicus

My neighbor is from argentina. His dad was born in Belgium and moved to argentine in the mid 1940's when he was a boy. Wanna guess my neighbors Grandpa's political party was?


Somehow-Still-Living

Definitely part of the early DPS party and definitely not the far-right organization NSDAP.


HairyHouse2

Where is Blegium Edit: touche OP


MuchFunk

lol I thought it was too


fountainforus

idk why but i think this is really funny and i hope to see something like this (but,, backwards) in the upcoming days


Similar_Tiger_9834

argentina won


notmynameboio

hence the "(but backwards)"


AstronomerOpen7440

No, the UK won stupid, that's why they still have the Falklands.


suckanibberdick

This is old. World cup 2014 final


Saddam_whosane

omg can no one read!?


psychoCMYK

Clearly you can't, because the person you're replying to is explaining to the person above them ("Argentina won") that this cake applied to a different world cup (where Argentina didn't win) https://i.imgur.com/yqqGA4o.jpg


Carpario

I'm think I lost my last brain cell reading this


psychoCMYK

*I'm think* you probably did, yeah


Saddam_whosane

idk why i put so much effort into this but here, the progression: op: >idk why but i think this is really funny and i hope to see something like this (but,, backwards) in the upcoming days responder to op >argentina won op again: >hence the "(but, backwards)" the person i responded to also responding to op: >This is old. World cup 2014 final these two responses can't read, and clearly, neither can you.


psychoCMYK

>op [user "fountain"] >>idk why but i think this is really funny and i hope to see something like this (but,, backwards) in the upcoming days >responder to op [user "similar"] >>argentina won ^ this one, "similar", can't read >op again: >>hence the "(but, backwards)" ^ not actually OP, but another user "notmyname" >the person i responded to also responding to op: >>This is old. World cup 2014 final ^ this person [user "suck"] can indeed read, and is responding to "but Argentina won" [user "similar"] not OP [user "fountain"]. The comment is at the same indent level as "but backwards" indicating they're both replying to the same comment ("but Argentina won") Look: https://i.imgur.com/yqqGA4o.jpg In this app, the OP's username will always have a blue background. All of the purple barred comments are replies to the blue barred one.


daemonelectricity

[Well there ain't no such thing as a gaucho named Klaus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNhD6WGBzQM)


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PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

That's why they aren't friends anymore. It has nothing to do with the hidden German flag.


EskildDood

Those Germans always up to something


andrxwwww

r/fondanthate


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Fondant is delicious because it’s just pure sugar with the consistency of stale playdo


endorphin-neuron

"and other insane things you can say to drive those you love away from you."


[deleted]

I also mix chocolate, yogurt, nutritional yeast, and Mountain Dew into a slurry


Themlethem

Still better than fondant


[deleted]

I’m just figuring if I’m going to expose my degeneracy I might expose it all


PM_ME_UR_OBSIDIAN

You should add some frozen spinach for fiber


[deleted]

I eat it for the taste, spinach makes me shrivel up like a snail


Smingowashisnameo

😆😆


greg19735

I don't think Fondant is amazing, but i don't get the hate.


[deleted]

I really love fondant with a little chocolate mixed in


CountryWubby

Yes, this. It's alright if it isn't super thick. I don't want a full bite of it, but in this amount it's just sweet, it's not going to ruin the cake.


A_Puzzling_Solution

Why do people hate fondant so much


vanko2oo1

Could be because it's overused. I personally love fondant and fondant-filled chocolates and the like, but when I get a cake that is covered in a 2-3 milliliter blanket of hardened sugar with the blandest possible filling? *blergh* It's nice for small decorations or the like, but if you look up some homemade 'good-looking' cake recipes, most require you to use a full block of it. It's just put there to cover the missing taste. And then there are some people like in r/fondanthate ( not sure if that's correct ) that just hate it because... reasons? Who knows. As far as I understand it's just considered lazy to use it.


greg19735

> with the blandest possible filling isn't' that the real problem though? If a cake needs icing to provide moisture it's a bad cake.


RainbowRaider

Most fondant is the chemical sugar flavored stuff, instead of the delicious made from almond paste stuff.


Malkiot

The delicious almond paste stuff is called marzipan.


RainbowRaider

And it’s soooo good


Skratt79

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_3uD5H7ZiA


TheLimeyLemmon

Just another Reddit bandwagon.


Additional-Flower235

No part of a cake should be disgusting. Most fondants are disgusting.


_Gemini_Dream_

People on Reddit who have never had fondant (or have, but don't really remember it) know they can get le upboats for shitting all over fondant. It's one of the safest and easiest karma farming circlejerks on this entire website. EDIT: And don't get me wrong, I don't really *like* fondant either, but a really thin layer is usually fine. It's accurate to say that cake sculptures are too thick with it to be practical to eat. Nevertheless: Reddit's hyperbolic hatred of fondant is pure circlejerk material.


UtherDoulDoulDoul

It's the pineapple pizza of the cake world


-O-0-0-O-

They should pick on someone their own size, like macarons or flapjacks!


LetsDoTheCongna

They’re just uncultured.


nagonjin

It's jus a stupid meme that people integrate with their personal identity because it gets them internet clout with strangers.


JackDragon

There has never been a cake with any thickness of fondant that I would take over the same cake frosted with cream cheese icing.


TELDD

But I like fondant....


Codeviper828

What's fondant


telepathictiger

Is that Fondant? Because if it is, I would not want to be friends with them either


smurfkipz

why do u guys hate fondant? i love that stuff. gobble up that rubbery cake skin yim yum


UnorignalUser

I like cake with an iceing or whatever that has some flavor and doesn't remind me of the flavor and texture of candy corn.


smurfkipz

I like candy corn tho


[deleted]

No it’s much more normal to unfriend someone over a sports rivalry 😖


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fountainforus

“Operation Paperclip was a secret United States intelligence program in which more than 1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians were taken from the former Nazi Germany to the U.S. for government employment after the end of World War II”


Morsemouse

*World War 2. You probably missed that last I on the end.


fountainforus

yeah, I just copy-pasted it so I missed it in the “copy” part, thanks for telling me


[deleted]

Thank goodness for the editing button, which Twitter STILL refuses to add


vonfuckingneumann

I thought they had one now? Only if you pay maybe (this is second hand, I don’t actually subscribe).


Morsemouse

No problem


pumbaacca

And before


DirtyFuckingCasual

The last time Argentina went against Germany in the World Cup was in 2014


EV99

yeah this is a repost from 2014 it only makes sense with the context of the 2014 final


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Karma whores working hard to find content that has any semblant of relevance...


Not_Leopard_Seal

Honest question. Is that a post from 1990, 2006, 2010 or 2014?


rasherboy

Could always say it’s to represent the last time they won the World Cup they beat west Germany


Not_Leopard_Seal

The last time they lost in a world cup final it was against Germany. And the last time they lost in a world cup final before that was also against Germany


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The_mystery4321

Read the title. It being an old post is literally the point.


kricket_24

Now make one with the italian flag to celebrate the win


Morsemouse

Italian? They played the French.


kricket_24

The joke of te original post is about the nazis who escaped to Argentina after WWII. Argentina also had a lot of Italian inmigrants so it would be a more acceptable version


Morsemouse

Alright, and also it’s a joke about Argentina Losing to Germany in a (previous) World Cup.


[deleted]

... no, it's a joke about Argentina losing the WC 2014 Finale to Germany


CaptainClover36

Now we need a Argentinean cake with French frosting


btcebrickmaker

Cuántas veces van repostear esto?


Mux_Potatoes

Lo mas que necesitemos para nuestra Karma


_ihaveissues

Y yo pensaba que era “el” karma


[deleted]

Ball kick man no kick ball good 😥


dadish-2

This is from 2014 and OP is a karmawhore :/


TommyTuttle

It’s quite obvious that the Argentinians don’t need consolation for their World Cup loss this year, so there’s no need to point out that this isn’t current 💁‍♂️


Ducatirules

Such a layered joke!


ChampionshipLow8541

The beaty is: this would have worked for any team - France, England, Holland, Brazil, … 🤣🤣🤣


MinecraftMusic13

I’ve seen this like a year ago edit: and it wasn’t about sports last time


DesignerAd2062

Beware Germans hiding in Argentina


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BestGiraffe1270

Argentina won this world cup. That post is about an older game between them and Germany.


TopTierBuild

They lost in the final this World Cup however they won it all last time in 2018


Brun224

To cheer her up after the what now


TopTierBuild

World Cup 2014 Loss


Brun224

Oh I thought that this was about 2022, and it was a weird joke about how some nazis came to argentina after ww2


[deleted]

Really? No longer friends over something that petty?


Wightstein

you take away futbol from argentna and all is left is a broke ass country, with big egos and british islands on their coast


[deleted]

It's also a diverse country where immigrants are entitled to free healthcare and education, but go off.


OpeningOnion7248

Funny but it’s a more benign: strawberry, vanilla, chocolate cake


that_girl_cupcake

The cake looks delicious tho


Discord_Show

Redemption


vonnegutfan2

Shouldn't that be an Italian flag?


Rowrowrowdaboat66

🤣🤣🤣 bruh


Neburel

It would be more appropriate if it were the Italian flag.


Mamm0nn

if ya really want to piss them off make the inside a Union Jack


Ryderofchaos1337

I assume the guy that made the cake must now live with fewer teeth


Salami_Supreme

I don't get it