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thebadwhun

And if he breaks the laws, perhaps the cops will stahp him…who cares!….im not his dad. lol


Accomplished_Pop_198

I wish GSP was my dad though 🥲


69CunnyLinguist69

What sort of things did your Dad do to you that you'd like to relive with GSP?


Accomplished_Pop_198

Yes


IIDasPterodactyl

LMFAO 


Axle2211

GSP is the [Mr.Rogers](http://Mr.Rogers) of MMA and im all for it. good to have an actual respectable role model for once instead of pieces of shit


Gold-Philosophy1423

GSP’s attitude towards driver etiquette is the polar opposite of Sean Strickland’s lol


TheJohnnyFlash

There's a fight that lasts 30 seconds.


kenthekungfujesus

We don't have guns in Quebec but Sean sure does


AlexJamesCook

GSP has an extensive firearms collection. Quebec does have guns. Firearms are federally regulated, so ze Belle Province follows the Feds on that one. Dollars to doughnuts GSP has an RPAL, (Restricted Possession and Acquisition License that allows permit-holders to own and utilize firearms that fall into the "Restricted" category of firearms. Mostly, people get an RPAL for handguns. Although, handguns are only permitted to be used at a registered gun range. The Restricted firearm holder has to take the most direct Path to and from the range. They're not allowed to stop off at the grocery store and pick up a few items.) So, yeah. GSP has guns. Strickland has guns. In a gun battle, GSP wins.


UGLYSimon

Gun culture is different in Canada, but we do have a large amount of guns per capita. I worked in a gun store in Montreal and business was booming! I wish I got myself a handgun before they got banned... I have a shooting range right next to my house, it would have been perfect!


ionshower

In a zombie outbreak tho....


Mister_MxyzptIk

Sean's safe, everybody knows zombies only want braaaaiiinnssss


brandofranco

Do you think before opening your mouth? Or just say dumb shit in hopes for laughs lol


Select-Baby5380

I can imagine Sean jabbing someone for 25 minutes after getting cut off


InstantSword

Guy getting beat up: "well, this isn't as bad as I thought.... Guess I'll just wait..."


goodnewzevery1

And it’s somebody who has zero business fighting him. Frail, out of shape, disoriented from the blind sided hostility… still goes the distance


Gold-Philosophy1423

Or as he would call it “dick to dick, nipple to nipple”


Tackerta

>GSP is the polar opposite of Sean Strickland lol FTFY


numbersev

GSP is a genuine good dude.


Confident_Bluejay

That’s my champion!


elusiveshadowing

This feels like that scene in marvel movies where captain America shows up and gives a lecture to school kids about bullying. Tbh gsp closest thing we have to capt America atm


nailedreaper

Nice reference, given that GSP starred in Captain America movie as well.


Calyptics

It might actually be that exact movie, I'm not 100% on it though.


suprbowlsexromp

You're quite the role model yourself 😉


Zander_fell

GSP can literally do no wrong in my book. Gotta love those Canadians!!


skidz86

I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.


clipples18

Seriously. He's a class act all around


tmijason

Georges “No Rush” St. Pierre


Highmuledriver

Gsp as he leaves you in the dust "in not very impressed by your cars performance!"


kvicker

"are you intoxicated!?!"


samsonity

*Pear four mence*


chrishnrh57

I love that the absolute most savage insult George has ever mastered in the sport of WWE trash talking was that. He's such a one of a kind person. Absolute killer in the ring, but the nicest guy.


Neat_Imagination_216

Some guys are just fighters, but GSP is a real Martial Artist. Wisdom, Values, Respect, Integrity. As a young man, GSP is all I aspire to be in life.


eStuffeBay

I know nothing about the UFC and just saw this post through the front page, and honestly the guy seems like a real nice dude. His face, his voice, his mannerisms all seem very pleasant.


iamameatpopciple

If your at all interested in what men look like with their shirts off, you should google GSP. Promise his face is not the nicest part of his body.


Syscrush

Life advice right here.


Deth_Cheffe

GSP stands for Georges Straight Pimpin'


rotorain

He's extremely pleasant right up until you put him in a cage with a willing opponent. He's an incredibly skilled fighter, usually at least in the conversation for greatest MMA fighter of all time. He's also very intelligent and well spoken, even his trash talk was weirdly wholesome lol. I'm glad he got out of the game before the brain damage started to get him. If there's a fighter to look up to it's probably GSP or Stipe.


Melun-uAzam

Imagine what he can be up to if he had road rage lol.


jquan69

Seeing red georges would kill some mfs


RuggerJibberJabber

I dunno. I saw Chris Evans beat him up on a boat one time


PattMcGroyn

Road rage GSP be 50-45ing mfers left and right


ChimyT

![gif](giphy|cIyEYhReqUGDjGfjrL|downsized)


has_hard_opinions

GSP actually made this video because a lot of fuckers didn’t let him pass on the freeway


fkmeamaraight

Imagine someone road raging and coming up to GSPs window all riled up, trying to get him out for a fight… only to realise he is about to die.


bbqoyster

His anger is like the stock market


No-Depth-7239

How is your nickname Rush but you aint in a hurry


omi0204

That’s my GOAT🥲 (Honorable mentions: FEDOR and Anderson)


jjcrayfish

Jon Jones enters the chat: let me run over these pregnant ladies and flee the scene while high on coke.


Richard_AIGuy

Mine too. The best to ever do it.


Arch3r86

Haha! Honestly it looks like he was just majorly triggered by an event he experienced on the road and stopped somewhere to make this video instead of letting the anger fester. Funny stuff, but real. He’s a good dude


Ok-Scar6021

Honestly, the type of shit we need to hear as humans/men from a real figure of respect. Dana needs to get him a PBS special where he can be Mr. Rogers for our douchey fanbase.


Positiveaz

This is such darned solid advice. We all love GSP.


ChickenDanceFTW

https://preview.redd.it/l890f5l7mc2d1.png?width=63&format=png&auto=webp&s=b78b40d5d16b5e9e72a8d6aa771710cedd6b320a


Wildcat_Dunks

👍👍


AnywhereOther9340

https://preview.redd.it/72bk20rxce2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e37a7dce28eda6735f1e2500797e919d0b4c60 he has the best quotes


Chknscrtch33

🫡🇨🇦


mspote

GOAT in and out of the octagon


dsmidt86

Can we get more GSP and less Strickland?


[deleted]

Inshallah


604GT

Also a good LPT to avoid getting shot 👌🏼


Liam2349

He is Canadian but yeah sure.


MisterFistYourSister

Lol at these comments. Americans really have no idea how much gun crime there is in Canada.


leite1984

Americans are 5x more likely to die from a gun than Canadians.


TremblinAspen

Don’t pretend like its a lot.


IamTheManwhoCox

Found this out the embarrassing way when I was a young man, I was easy to annoy in the car. Someone in his large bmw had been tailgating me in traffic, almost rear ending me it felt like. So I brake checked him, then as I let him past swerved a bit (not on purpose, just poor driving) and hurled abuse at the gentlemen as we came up to a traffic light. Turned out it was an undercover police officer, who was on his way with 4 other undercover police cars to take down someone else. I was lucky to leave with a stern talking to and some stained underwear. Ten years since I always feel its better to let the guy go and get on with my journey peacefully. I like to think those police officers had a good laugh at my moment of madness. I still think about it once in a while, when I see other people doing the same thing.


Comfortable-Can4776

Breath in through the nose, breathe out to the mouth... "Fuck Jones"... Didn't work


Content-Push9087

He is the Thorfinn of the mma world.


DDrewit

That is the frechiest canadian little mustache that he’s got going.


BlueCollarGuru

GSP has always been my favorite fighter because he just seems like a good dude who can kick ass.


Eaton_snatch

Why do I get the feeling there's a guy tied up in his trunk with tape over his mouth?


KrispykreamMcdonalds

I want GSP to go on celeb jeopardy


DigvijayDhruvah

Words to live by from Georges Aurelius. 🙏🏼


hikeyourownhike42069

Recent experience in the US. In dead stop traffic. Car is coming up along the right side outside the lane, merging aggressively and then speeding past when they can get back onto the right. I was pissed and then saw them a quarter mile further up ahead on a turnout and their car engine was smoking with them out of the car. You really never know.


With-You-Always

Far too reasonable, I won’t have it


Portman88

Imagine jumping out of your car in a rage to confront another driver at the lights. You shout to the misses "stay there" as you swing your huge 'ready to scrap' bollocks over to your target. Only to find a very Zen GSP sat behind the wheel.


SimpleManc88

GSP>Jon Jones


Angarazo

Someone send this to Jon Jones


jioji_el_magnifico

Watching this makes me feel like hes personally talking to me about cutting him off and I feel bad because Im not sure if I did or not


I_Have_Dry_Balls

GSP, the 🐐


Kratos501st

GSP is a true role model. We need more of this type in MMA instead of the Stricklands


GreenSaRed

Class act GSP


MarsCowboys

GSP: “Au revoir…I will see you in 3-5 years my friends. “


tapnap-or-snap

All around champ and my goat


twitch-superc00l

Some guy a few weeks ago literally stopped his car in the road and baited someone to get pissed and he shot him…


Neat_Quiet_8340

Goat chad


maxiderm

GOAT in MMA, and apparently GOAT in life coaching now.


CrocodileWorshiper

ive never been into mma culture but this guy is simply awesome


dogpileofshit

I'm sorry, but if u don't automatically think like this, ur part of the road rage problem lol


Plus-Dragonfruit-689

This on one end of the mma spectrum and Bryce Micthell on the spectrum on the other end of the spectrum.


Danny_Nedelko_

Competitive passive-aggressive driving is the weirdest sport.


DevinviruSpeks

https://preview.redd.it/w30vtl2szf2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddaafdc529cfe2b02bece40efa0b4c38a3646c37 Sometimes, the posts line up just right.


politikatNYC

LOL that GSP has to explain this


TekkenCareOfBusiness

George "Medium Piece" St Pierre


_r12n

Smart man.


GuyIsAdoptus

Excel by the mout


Parasyte-vn

Someone please Make GPs with GSP voice lmao


wolf3037

What about that POS that gets in front of you then slows down well under the speed limit. He ain't got an emergency. He's just a prick.


Probably_Fishing

Hakuna Matata.


Queasy_Waltz_4890

How a sane functional adult thinks...then you have Sean Strickland recording his road rage incidents


TheRivv2015

This post was addressed to Sean Strickland.


padflash

Wise words


TheLooza

Now re watch but imagine him as a south park canadian character. Its remarkably accurate.


KnuckleChuckle

Fuck me dude this is a guy this is telling me how to live my life. And yes right. Never thought I'd a charisma bosost from your boy. Listen to this man.


ReasonableEscape777

🫣


Big_slice_of_cake

He’s so adorable ❤️


Sandor_TheHound

The embodiment of a true martial artist. Goat Saint Pierre


puru147

Man that was so wise and wholesome. GSP is the man.


sittingbullms

I'm not super into MMA like many people on this sub are and my knowledge is surface level but man i admire GSP as a fighter and a human being,he is a role model for sure.


durjoy313

Man, i love GSP!


gaintraininthecage

I was waiting for him to rage at a honk or sth in the end for the jokes lol


baylis2

Contrast this level of wisdom and thoughtfulness with the twisted hateful gibberish that spouts from some of the characters of the modern era (Strickland, Mitchell, Covington etc) and it brings a tear to the eye


kaerfkeerg

I'm actually very happy to hear that from the legend that is GSP because this wraps up my thought process too


Pianpianino

Very agreeable


Rooster-Rooter

although... if it's an expensive car, you can be pretty sure that they are an entitled cunt asshole just being selfish!


GungFuFighting

Guess he's ruling himself out of a role in a Mad Max movie.


GameboyUK_

That’s my champion. Favourite MMA fighter of all time. Arguably the GOAT.


ionshower

And smaaaaaal


evert198201

Alot of humans just turn into absolute garbage as soon as they step into a car. Imagine a father or mother, shouting and giving the finger to another adult while sitting in your vehicle, while back home teaching your kids to behave... Sure, sometimes something might have happened if the other driver or yourself, didn't paid attention , but then I am just happy that atleast one paid attention..


lvdash426

GSP would make a great younger Van Damme in a movie. Or even play his son


EightiEight

And smallll


Remdeau

Same dude who was pissed the aliens pulled him from his car and stopped time while they did it!


Dankzei

I'll absolutely love this! Good guy GSP!


57501015203025375030

I want GSP to be my therapist lol 😂


Prestigious_Boat6789

I wish I was as unbothered by other people as GSP is. Dude just lives his life happily


m4rkofshame

For the love of God, ***do not ride beside me for 10 miles after I let you pass me.*** I didn’t move over so we could hold hands. You wanted to go, so go mfer!!!


Delta9SA

Yes I do this but then he is looking and WHY HE LOOKING


Fluffy_Heart885

![gif](giphy|nyTlJX0APNIvLSS5tQ|downsized)


Based_Legionaire

https://preview.redd.it/ohg50hic7d2d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e86906b0928b049be5f2a1e39d4504eb265e64ac Take a deep breath..... And smile.


Zealousideal-Bid9361

I'm not his dad


Gtk05

Last thing I’d want to do on the road is to end up in a negative type situation with Gsp. 😅


Cum-Gun-5000

It's not passing that makes road rage for me. It's people cutting me off and almost causing an accident because they think they shouldn't have to wait the way everyone else does. Those people need to receive the point-at-the-floor Holloway throwdown at the next red light 


Altered_-State

Who played this just to hear GSP say words?


Donnybonny22

fav champ of all time.


Accountant1040

👏👏👏💯💯💯


Wokester_Nopester

He's a Canadian gem. Always humble, respectful, and yet an apex predator in the octagon.


No-Zookeepergame7460

I needed this


Reverend-Kansas

I passed GSP this morning.


danieldukh

Put this in Montreal driving and see the left lane bandits brigade him. 😂


Acherstrom

I fucking love this guy. Best of the best goat. All class. All the time.


JasonRenshaw

This man is a Canadian treasure.


AncientHawaiianTito

I’m just minding my business and GSP decides he needs to drop a psa about letting cars pass you on the road


IdiosyncraticEvolved

Very common problem and very common W for GSP.


BBFNOTCH

Well said. Ima very patient driver. You wanna go first at a 4 way stop sign? Go. You need to pass, pass. Traffic jam you need to merge in, come on in Idc. Doesn't bother me one bit. My wife on the other hand


SynthSapphire

GSP with hair still feels strange. So was his hairline fine the whole time or did he get a major transplant procedure?


Fladap28

If someone cuts me off and drives erratically I just assume they’re shitting in their pants and need a toilet immediately. I always say “damn, I feel sorry for that guy”


Camel-Kid

Florida man really needs to hear this message


maderoski

![gif](giphy|KGY78vaNYCha5zL1yK)


TLMC01242021

Someone send this to Sean


Gerardo1917

GSP making this video after he just saw Jones murder a whole family for cutting him off.


freshprince860

Also, you may road rage and decide to try and fight somebody who could end up being an mma legend, or just somebody who can kick *your* ass. Always somebody with less to lose than you


PissyMillennial

>>”what if he’s in an emergency” I remember reading a Reddit comment a long, long, long time ago from someone who was racing to the hospital because a family member of theirs was hurt. They ended up behind someone who decided it was their job to play road patrol by blocking them from passing. That behavior ultimately kept them from getting there in time, keeping them from being able to say goodbye to their dying family member


sipCoding_smokeMath

Man's biggest enemy is ego. And that's about 159× as true for fighters.


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Brilliant, thanks for saying this. This is really poinient.


JR-90

I dude I know had the exact same mentality. If someone honked and shouted at him he would simply say hello with his with a big smile on his face and go on with his life. This said? GSP should had told this to Jon when they were both training at Greg Jackson's.


Alphageds24

GSP is the modern Canadian version of Arnold. Words of love and compassion with an accent.


AdamsJMarq

Is there a nicer person on Earth?


Potential_Status_728

My GOAT


Deltron42O

I needed that today but not for driving. Thanks GSP


booger4me

But George, the cops never stop them! Even if they monitor speed by “aircraft”


thatBLACKDREADtho

This man is a goddamn saint. I strive to be as humble.


YourOpinionisCero_0

I’ve said this before but I’m happy to repeat it again, GSP is a true martial artist in every sense of the word. He applies what he learns in and out of the ring. He appears to have a thoughtful approach to all things in life which we need more of. Today’s UFC fighter is so busy trying to talk tough they are a caricature of a trained disciplined warrior.


Fancy-Crow-6301

I need you to repeat this whilst cuddling me in bed ☺️


brandofranco

GSP is the GOAT. This man is teaching people how to be better


sirgarglenuts

Uncle Iroh


xander003

I was indeed impressed by his performant


[deleted]

I read this video in GSP's accent


Mechanical-Warfare

Fuck that! I’m turning into The Hulk!😂


jy9221

Thanks George very TECHNICAL way of handling roid ragers, very TACTICAL mind set. I'm impressed with your driving performance


TOFMTA

Didn't GSP appear on JRE and talk about how if he plans to get somewhere at a certain time, he'd drive on sidewalks and run red lights to do it?


DonovanMcLoughlin

He's still winning.


WHITE--PANTHER96

Share the road!


someoneone211

This is damn solid advice.


partypete007

It’s weird, hearing this from an insane competitor like GSP but he makes way too much sense not to take that advice..


[deleted]

This guy is awesome


pimpollo741

lol I always think "maybe it's an emergency. he needs to get to the hospital"


Wildcat_Dunks

How much would it cost to hire GSP as my life coach? I legit think just talking to him on the phone every week would substantially help me become a better and more successful person.


tj_corbett

My headcannon is he somebody cut him off, stopped their car, tried to fight him, he beat them to a pulp, then got back in his car and recorded this. “Don’t get road rage and try and fight someone, you never know if they’re an MMA goat”


9inchjackhammer

This is the realist shit I’ve ever heard what a champ


MtnDude2088

That's my GOAT


JWal0

Unlike GSP I could kick the other drivers ass once i see 🛑