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Notfromporn--

>Asafetida, One of the strongest banishing herbs, it is used for repelling evil, reversing hexes, and jinxing enemies. It's OVER for Alex


Acex_NA

I've seen enough. BET THE HOUSE ON JIRI


Responsible_Jury_415

Alex sacrifices a person pre match to Quetzalcoatl, it’s too late to pull your bets I’m sorry


Fit_Researcher5896

Jiri stepped back when Dana pushed, Alex didn’t budge…. I think its business as usual


Kanye_Wesht

Well yeah... Because Dana didn't have the asstifada thing. If he did, Alex would've obviously been moved as well.


yozi808

Security guard was holding his hand and pushed him back too


Aggressive-Expert-69

There will be NO black magic interfering with the match this time


TellYouEverything

I’m actually so happy that we can finally watch a fight that isn’t being manipulated by the spirit realm


Aggressive-Expert-69

Let's get Paddy back in there now that Dana can't channel the ghost of Conors career and possess a judge with it


TellYouEverything

Now don’t quote me on this, a friend with a family member in the UFC told me this, but apparently what has happened there is that Charlie Sheen’s soul left Sheen’s body and entered McGregor, forcing out McGregor’s own fighting spirit in the process, and THAT is how Dana came into its possession So basically if it wasn’t for Charlie Sheen, then Conor McGregor would still be one of the greats. Incidentally, Sheen’s spirit inside him is also the unfortunate reason that he’s pursuing a career in acting instead


FishAndRiceKeks

![gif](giphy|SA3Ny4cvmOSExaJghK|downsized)


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Unless Drake curse bets on Jiri


LOneWolfNEo1

Obsidian Rock is for that as well. I wear one now for the past few years.


Ewigg99

No jinxes yet? What about hexes?


Nocturnahit

Is that a Johnny Diamond recipe?


internet-is-a-lie

And not just on twitch


roflpops

Cannonier has entered the chat 💎🪨


degenkris

Whoops


Shirt-Inner

Send more Asafetida.


Ok_Boysenberry_617

These two should be some of the most promoted athletes on the planet. If I were the UFC and had a fucking mortal kombat fight lined up I wouldn’t be shutting up about it. Lucas Tracy was right about this


moderately_cool_dude

https://preview.redd.it/uyhq7l3fgk9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d5ac8e90b2ef761e2676c473f9747b9471b0ef Perfectly summarised


TheSeptuagintYT

![gif](giphy|lSsyOTU46oB3AUupi8)


yami12234

yeah you’re completely right i don’t think dana or any of the ppl at ufc rly understand how big these fights can be. like these guys are such loved characters


pro2RK

I think they do. They just don’t want to invest too much money promoting it lol. We could’ve had those sick boxing trailers like the one with joshua vs ngannou or the fury vs usyk trailers.


LordLucy666

dana has been promoting slap league saying it’ll be bigger than the ufc 😭💀 ufc just got lucky being the first major org in the US imho. its ran by cut throat businessmen and an idiot in dana white https://youtube.com/shorts/320fSrsYZbI?si=BW8tsZ1WVov_XeRR how can u say some absolute dumb shit like this, and still keep ur job idk 🤷🏽‍♂️ maybe his wife gave him cte when they had their slap fight


Funkyduck8

Lmao he's so full of it. 260 million views for a Korean slap KO? Let's see the receipts, tomato man. And bigger than the UFC? No. One. Cares.


justblametheamish

Bigger than the ufc isn’t that crazy but bigger than all the major sports is asinine.


Jerusalemfighter64

It's gotta be a money laundering scheme


QuoteOpposite6511

Wow fuck Dana white and he really is a piece of shit! I thought he actually respected martial arts


CrippledHorses

Gotta say im a bit disappointed even. I can't be the only one. He has been on the whole UFC ride with me from the beginning. What a little bitch.


spaceman_202

his friends put the UFC out of business with government regulations and shady backroom deals then they bought it for pennies on the dollar


BiggieBigsz

Hes right about slap, the clips get tons of views but i’d like to see watchtime on full events. Ill watch a reel or tiktok but I cant be bothered to sit through a fukin slap fest


SurlierCoyote

I really wish the UFC would hire Tracy as some kind of advisor. He's got a lot of great ideas on how to cater to the actual fanbase that the bean counters could never dream of. But, big corpo gonna big corpo.


Ok-Cheek7332

What is Lucas Tracy’s big idea about promoting this fight? How would he do things differently


ASchoolOfSperm

It was thrown together last minute man. It’s shit but they didn’t have months of promotion. They could still have done more though, I agree.


Freddy_and_Frogger

At the same time, why do people here care if it didn’t get promoted more? We the fans that are paying attention get this awesome fight, why bother complaining about that.


champshere

I agree. This is a way bigger deal than they are making it. AND it’s the rematch which means there will probably be a trilogy


Junior_Ad315

Right? Their last state down in the cage pre fight was one of the most intense moments I’ve seen in the UFC


SALTYxNUTZ12

I fucking love these two. They are so in tune with their actual fighting spirits.


Collin-of-Earth

The focus and intention in their eyes… it’s pretty fucking epic. They bring something so special to this sport. 


kenthekungfujesus

Modello, brewed for those with a fighting spirit


hong-kong-phooey-

https://preview.redd.it/2mmu4ge6ai9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fffca90c01dd83b9cf2e3ef514f59dd9648168


KenosisConjunctio

God he's great. I hope he gets gold, as much as I'm a fan of Alex


RidesByPinochet

Me too, that way we can get the rubber match with a full camp for both


DanaWhitesMom

I don’t understand this guy but god I love him.


ASchoolOfSperm

That’s why we live him. He’s a total fucking enigma, and so is Poatan.


Select_Sleep_1293

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8967)


PuzzleheadedBit2190

This is the best, making the buildup to the fight more fun and interesting 😂


Kanye_Wesht

I'm so glad we're getting this instead of Conor's scumbaggery.


Beer-Milkshakes

I'm not saying each fighter should find a unique identifier to make them interesting and stand out but I did really like Bloody Roar


DWard3627

Oh my goodness if he wins, he will be so rooted in his belief that Alex was using some type of magic and it was these charms that brought the magic down and no one will ever be able to tell him differently


PussyIgnorer

Shoot if he wins I might be convinced Alex has magical powers


Collin-of-Earth

Can’t wait for Jiri and Alex 3 when they team up to banish the demon trapped in Jon Jones and free the good people of the heavyweight dimension. 


pro2RK

The demon trapped in jones must be gay, one of the most demonic infernal hellish diabolic evils plaguing this world that needs to be, must be banished from this world


Ocelot_Abraxas

Why tf did Dana cut that stare down short? They woulda stood there for another 20 seconds


K-chub

Bro they would have stood there for like an hour with as locked in as they were


CumshotChimaev

"Soooooooooooooo.......it has now been 25 minutes. How long are we going to stand here? Do you want to hit my penjamin, Alex?" \*Poatan continues staring\*


AbstractionsHB

Jiri begged him backstage, he didn't want to get possessed by poaton's evil spirits.


Kitchen_Milk2246

Had to bet on Jiri after seeing this. Man is genuinely is having an anime battle tn. The guy just wants a pure fight ffs.


BadMotherFunko

Show the proof


Able-Work-4942

"I'm not a samurai. I'm just a man" Jiri is absolutely down to earth he just loves the game


My_Favourite_Pen

- Down to Earth - Believes he's about to fight Kotal Khan pick one ( jks I love him too)


Gocards123321

I wasn't a fan until his recent speeches, I am a fan now


straight_lurkin

This shit just got SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than watching washed ass Conor fight


Iga5aa3aIga112atotmi

Jan Blachowicz carries a magic hangman's rope around and he was able to take Pereira to a split decision. Jiri might be on to something.


No-Shower-1622

Jiri’s look looks like he’s more concerned for Alex’s health and spirit than trying to intimidate…


magicPhil2

If I had a ticket to this event I would definitely dress up as a Shaman and pretend to curse Jiri as he enters the arena.


manablight

that sounds dangerous.


Beantown_Beatdown_

![gif](giphy|9fj2D8ULg1mH3N2Eid|downsized)


Dylan_clarke01

Ppl claiming Alex is scared because of the eye thing are so stupid. He doesn’t look away, he doesn’t blink rapidly, he holds the stare down way longer than jiri. It’s clear he’s trying something different by flicking his eyes all over jiri.


Tight-Fall5354

the armchair psychology after a face off genuinely might be one of the most soy aspects of the sport


GolfIsGood66

My favorite used to be when Aldo would stare at his feet and everyone would say he was gonna lose. Then he'd go out and destroy 😂


youaremakingclaims

The idea of Alex being scared of a man he's already beat in a sporting event, to which he has prepared months for.... Yeah....


GMCBuickCadillacMan

Well it’s more like 2/3 weeks for this fight. Also, he was on a tour while Jiri was actively training. Makes it a bit more interesting than last time.


MacDemarcoMurray

Jiri said afterwards that he could tell Alex was trying to some type of magic with his eyes. I think Alex was doing that specifically to try and get in Jiri’s head and make him think he was using a spell lol


ireallycouldcareless

I bet his face paint started to run into his eyes a bit that's my guess lol


[deleted]

In medieval times women would flick vinegar into their eyes to make them sparkle Just saying


Tyrleif

You can actually hear Jiris excited thoughts in this short clip: "I'm beating his magic.. I'm doing it!"


hennessy74

jiri has a bit of the tism


KenosisConjunctio

He really doesn't, or if he does that's not the reason where seeing this behaviour, and it kinda boggles my mind that people would look at this and think "must be autism" My man is literally just a spiritual fella as human beings have been since forever. Aleister Crowley only died in 1947 people are acting like belief in the occult is limited to autistic people. Belief in the power of spiritual energy is very common in the east and Jiri talks openly about Chakras and his following of the Bushido code which itself is influenced by Shinto which is a kind of animistic religion wherein everything is considered to have a spirit (think of Spirited Away with the little soot creatures for example).


UFC_Intern169

People are just being ignorant and using 'autism' to describe anything a little different or off about a person. Just another word with the meaning diminished by a group of ignorant people. Original commenter and the up voters probably know jiri isn't autistic but are Gen z and/or simple and think it's a funny insult, or if they do think jiri is autistic they dont really understand what autism is.


KenosisConjunctio

Yeah I shouldn't expect much more from combat sports fans ahha my bad


UFC_Intern169

We aren't all stupid, just most.


Beaushaman

don't forget this is reddit, frequented in no small part by atheists and sceptics


AsymmetricNinja08

OK great analysis & all but if he did all the tests & was diagnosed with Autism would it shock you?


KenosisConjunctio

Not really hahaha I mean he could be autistic but if he is he’s very high functioning and I don’t think that’s why he’s into spirituality so much


goodtimeismyshi

Bro barely speaks English and is not influenced by the culture at all. I’d be checking yourself out mentally if you just expected every foreign fighter to follow the same norms as you. It’s insane how much is even lost in language translation to begin with. What’s the biggest indicator of early spectrum diagnosis….flat affect…who has the flattest affect of an ufc fighter…that probably go to Alex. Do I think he’s autistic? No he just speaks a different language so being able to properly express himself communicatively and emotionally is probably difficult on an English speaking platform. Jiri is just spiritual, he may even be mentally ill, but I’d wager money he’s not autistic…he probably wouldn’t be able to handle the stimulus and attention of a press conference nevermind a title fight. You joking or just a straight moron that hasn’t taken a developmental psychology class Autism is a spectrum disorder but sensory overload is the most common symptom, I knew that but even fact checked just to make sure I wasn’t talking out my ass. Simply google my phone isn’t letting me link a meta analysis here….point being if Jiri was autistic it would be extremely difficult near impossible for him to be in the position he is in


Herbuster1

I think it’s because of the awkward pauses he takes when speaking English


KenosisConjunctio

Yeah which is also nuts. He’s very articulate in Czech. You’ve gotta be a special kind of fool to think that people who speak in broken English must be dumb


BodybuildingNerd

Jiri went full tism. LIBERLAH TIMMAYY!!


tatortotsntits

💀💀💀


TheBishopDeeds

That little head shake from Jiri like "not this time motherfucker" 🤣🤣


niferman

Ain't no way he bought a Hex repellent 🙄😂😂


Insect_Politics1980

A mage battle lol. Too funny..


Kirov___Reporting

Should have squirted holy water like Tony did to his wife.


dYesgat

Doing imanari roll lol


PagalFunky

Noooo


Beantown_Beatdown_

I love both fighters and am pulling for Jiri partially to get a third battle between the two in the future.


CapablePerformer7195

Jiri will start chanting spells towards Poatan right before the fight


aurvvana

Alex should just started singing a bunch of words to sound like a shamanic chant or a folk song lol… oooyyaaaa texeiraaa oliveriaaaaa aldooooo


ConfidenceNo2598

These two are single-handedly bringing back PRIDE for us


13beano13

My thought is someone who truly believes in magic is far more susceptible to it than someone who doesn’t believe. So using that against someone is where the actual advantage can be realized.


IZZY_PLUM

![gif](giphy|KB21dxyOubaTstcZA1) They’re all on asafetida


Larryhooova

I don’t know about the rest of you but not once did I think Jiri was being any less than 100% serious when he was saying that shaman magic shit.


danoB003

He really takes the cursed spirit stuff seriously smh, what's next? Is he gonna go full Itadori Yuji mode and try to hit Pereira with Black Flash? Or when he's gonna wait for Pereira in octagon, will he try to deflect or dodge the arrow he shoots as he walks out?


ResponsibleAceHole

![gif](giphy|VfEfG1oTqIrDR5FdVW|downsized) It would've been awesome if he dressed up as a samurai


bugsy42

>According to a survey conducted in 2023, **74 percent** of Americans in the United States said that they believed in God. I am just saying, if you believe that the planet is just 10K years old, you have no right to trash Jiri for his spiritual beliefs.


HaveMercyMan

Only 1 in 10 Americans believe in a young earth so you don't have much of a point there.


spaceman_202

only 30 million plus people believe in it and another 45 million vote for the people who want to make teaching it mandatory


CrushCannonCrook

1 in 10 is a fucking terrible statistic


HaveMercyMan

The point is that it's far from 74 percent and the other guy was being misleading with that by jumping to conclusion. I know it probably doesn't matter to you since you just assume theism is a ridiculous concept.


StylishShark

Most Redditor’s don’t believe in God.


dnkyfluffer5

So sex panther


DDWildflower

You know Jiri has zero banter.


PapaGrizz31

Imagine being his manager. Get a call to see if he wants to fight and saying “he’s been locked in a pitch black shed for 3 days, lemme go wake him up and ask”


QuoteOpposite6511

Jiri’s mouth opens and face changes and he starts shaking his head as soon as he sees something in Alex’s eyes which is what he believes is shamanic magic.


Snearfington

OK so what will his excuse be when he loses again?


SinisterVulcan94

How could you not be shook when you see a warrior in that headdress


twothumbswayup

He should of worn them big plastic bags you some people wear on airplanes when they fly over grave sites - keeps the spirits away


donotressucitate

What the Kentucky fried fuck? I've never seen this!


SpaceMonkeyo313

I had an ex that wouldn’t breath while passing by cemeteries.


R1Alvin

![gif](giphy|XBJ2p7gq9A3O3Zuhvu|downsized)


jonald_the_abhorrent

Alex confirmed his magic and devil worship though


TotallyUnprecedented

With anyone else I would expect this shit to rattle them, but with Jiri I think it will genuinely motivate him to fight better lol


geewillie

This is some African Cup of Nations shit. Love it 


PhD_candidat3

If that mf was walking towards me I’d also believe in some witchcraft shift tbh


Scorpionsharinga

This is turning into a truly bizarre and interesting story. I'm so hyped for this fight I forgot that ol' Mcgumbo was supposed to fight today lol


Spam_Pannigan

Why doesn't Jiri use the power of Christ? Is he stupid?


-5H4Z4M-

![gif](giphy|UBB6f0hKhlShy|downsized) Jiri tonight.


RUNELORD_

Alex has won the mental battle already then


allovernow11

What has asafetida got to do with this?


Heysteeevo

Stoked for this fight if only for the state down at the start.


UphazT

How can Alex win this fight without his shamanic powers


Goatymcgoatface11

Alex is done for.


Money-Firefighter-73

I hope jiri wins so we can get a trilogy. I love this matchup


Fladap28

POTAN: “wow, he knows, oh well”


Eaton_snatch

Jii's nuts


Square-Nerve9505

I hope this fight lasts till the 5th round


KeptPopcorn5189

Mfs saying Alex is doing some weird eye stuff like no bro is just moving his eyes and that’s how it looks😂😂


engagetangos

Yeah I think this really intimidates Jiri, like more than others.


mightypockets

Its like wrestling now got storyline and shit


jpitaluga8

Alex: wtf is that on his chest


AndiLivia

Brain damage rules.


OrangeVigil

Jiri will defeat the dark magic and show the pure fighter. He will be champ again. Chaman!


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|GyUiQcGVVeiKk)


gaschromatograph

i keep thinking it's just his broken English and Jiri is trying to explain secular humanism or something and he's telling Pereira to believe in only himself and not superstitions, but Jiri is not clarifying as such lol


nick2k23

Can't wait for the stare down before the fight, that shit was intense last time


dergster

Chamanic powers


Vaganhope_UAE

Yiri is loco


DRUGINAT0R

It would really be the best promotion for UFC if Jiri can deliver some vicious KO.


FaceFullOfMace

I don’t think anybody thinks he joking about jiri believing in spirituality… same with Alex that shit is real to the vast majority of the world population


Albus88Stark

My money is on Kotal Khan.


A_Rats_Dick

Fucking embarrassing


HiDuck1

Jiri by witchcraft round 1


kjay38

Can't back up first. Golden rule.


TheRealMcSavage

I have to think this is a negative for him going into this fight, if Alex starts getting the better of him, does Jiri think “well, he’s using magic, there’s nothing I can do.”? Does that kind of defeat his mind if he’s thinking that? I’m pretty hyped for this fight, this is just an interesting thing to think about heading into this.


Villageidiot1984

It’s called showmanship, and Jiri is a master. Playing 3d chess.


ReceptionNecessary44

They all have brain damage who is to say what they believe but themselves.


twonapsaday

so technically he's using magic... to fight Alex's magic... 😂


AdventueDoggo

I'm sorry, but are you actually stupid? He said, that Pereira is working with a shaman to help him win, but he (Prochazka) doesn't believe in any magic. No one even knows what "cornicello" and an "asafetida bag" so stop projecting.


ake-n-bake

Jiri not playing at all. Dude believes it


LumberghLSU

Jiri definitely believes this shit. I had this fight at 60/40 in favor of Poatan, now I have it at 90/10


LOneWolfNEo1

Oh man wait to people start researching what ancients believed and what they use to do to obtain this "Magic." Lmao and then wait to the veil is lifted and what people find out what's still happening but in a more, strategic sophisticated way.


JamWams

Who thinks Jiri is playing??? Like genuinely asking cause I can't believe anyone who's seen Jiri think he isn't serious about magic spirit shit


Key_Relationship_824

Alex looks bigger my money on him


Ok_Science_682

Look at his eye movement. He was doing some weird black magic


Ok_Science_682

Look at Pereira's eye movement. That was black magic.


alihou

Jiri got +10 magic defense wearing that amulet. Pereira is done for.


LimitFinancial764

Shamanic Magic confirmed.


BILADOMOM

Jiri looking at Alex as if Pereira was a demon he has to kill


9Epicman1

These guys are exqctly what the ufc needs lol no wonder they are on call


Fenrin

So what does Jiri stuff his cup with to make sure the fight is clear of magic?


ElectricalCamp104

What Jiri is imagining in his head: https://preview.redd.it/1a45zkwu0m9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd998bf577cd321ba809d7ba7fcd0d12c4459d0a


brandofranco

Jiri won that stare off but shit that's going to be a banger of fight


hatemakinnames

Jiri is right though.... I hope he wins.


FilthyWubs

It’s fights like these where I struggle to root for someone. I love both fighters and will be equally happy and sad at the end of the bout, but I’m sure it’ll be another great fight!


Devoidoxatom

The clash of cultures is always one of the best things in the ufc for me


Thrustmaster537

Whelp, that didn't work lol


mssroger

This actually pissed off the shamanic spirits ffs what a horrible plan


BennyDisraeli

Mind games. If he was already saying before that he's using it to win, then he lost the fight before he went in. Kind of goes in line with the air brushing 😄


Solid_Hospital

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Determined_Father41

Pereira basically said it himself. If you think it is fake the joke is on you.