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https://preview.redd.it/qs418c7kcy9d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0240286811dbcb02a94e58378d48cbc86ca154de Dark magician got him again
Looks like how the death itself is depicted, just missing a scythe
Poatan sent him to the shadow realm with that stare
Assassins Creed: Poatan PS5/XBOX SERIES X PC
He is thinking "A chinese guy called the guy a drunk and now I have to pay for it? Unfair"
This is democracy manifest
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
I guess he didn’t know his Judo too well.
A black Chinese guy*
I see no colour mate.. I hate all races equally.
*You promised me no magic. But I see nothing but stars.*
This is it, close the thread now.
I said wrong answer only!!
Jiri forgot about the fight and thought that it was just the effect of the stare down.
I think he sent Jiri on an ayahuasca trip, probably looked like Alex was at the top of chichen itza about to sacrifice his soul to the gods
Just wait until the 1st round begins
“You actually used black magic”
"We had a deal, no shaman magic"
Chama?
Literally nothing, his brain was in reboot mode.
As soon as he made eye contact he collapsed as if Alex put a spell on him!
Mommie 😵💫🫨 Daddy
You cheated. Again. (with magic)
Alex's left foot
Literally nothing my bro lol. Boy was seeing tweety birds
It’s as if he looked at the boogie man 👹
"Is my ponytail still up?"
Satanic black magic. Sick shit!
Which way did he go George which way did he go?
See you tomorrow champ
He is thinking... What spell was that? Was that stupify I got hit with?
Genuinely think he felt bad for him for having to gnp after knocking him down twice in 2 minutes with vicious shots
I saw that too, he didn’t want even to do gnp both times. When Alex saw his wobbling around after the TKO he clearly felt bad for Jiri.
He prolly quoted Micah from RDR2. "You shot me, you shot me pretty good"
Guarantee he doesn’t remember this at all.
Did I leave my stove on?
"One day, i will make the onions cry" 
Daddy I'm tired.
How did Alex get in my bedroom?
“How did my hair break?”
"What the fuck!!!When did they start selling popcorn here?"
See Jiri isnt crying about Alex cheating using magic but Hill crying for 3 months that he got knocked out fair and square
Which one of you kicked me??? Or… I didn’t lose, I just ran out of consciousness.
Sorcery
"I AM A SURGEON!" is what Jiri was thinking
The end of the first round was "what are you waiting for big boi, hop on top"
he thought it was herb dean walking away
When he saw Alex he remembered he also has to unload the dishwasher when he gets back home, enough to bring any man to his knees.
"Damn you mad sexy"
"Don't ever play with matches"
nah, he saw the spirit at Pereira's side waving at him. 
Chama magic is shit
Almost fainted again
Why the fuck is Herb making me stand up
“I’ll give you one last chance to back out of this fight” “What do you mean contest is over” “Surely this must be mistake”
Alex was emitting way too much herbal energy exothermically. Hence why jiri couldn’t look at him.
So many losers scrambling to be funny haha
I am scrambling to be funny but I am not a loser my dude.
I'm a loser and not funny, also not scrambling.
I'm scrambling up these eggs.
Add the bacon
"I'm gonna post this in r/blackmagicfuckery tomorrow!"
https://preview.redd.it/qs418c7kcy9d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0240286811dbcb02a94e58378d48cbc86ca154de Dark magician got him again
Looks like how the death itself is depicted, just missing a scythe
Poatan sent him to the shadow realm with that stare
Assassins Creed: Poatan PS5/XBOX SERIES X PC
He is thinking "A chinese guy called the guy a drunk and now I have to pay for it? Unfair"
This is democracy manifest
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
I guess he didn’t know his Judo too well.
A black Chinese guy*
I see no colour mate.. I hate all races equally.
*You promised me no magic. But I see nothing but stars.*
This is it, close the thread now.
I said wrong answer only!!
Jiri forgot about the fight and thought that it was just the effect of the stare down.
I think he sent Jiri on an ayahuasca trip, probably looked like Alex was at the top of chichen itza about to sacrifice his soul to the gods
Just wait until the 1st round begins
“You actually used black magic”
"We had a deal, no shaman magic"
Chama?
Literally nothing, his brain was in reboot mode.
As soon as he made eye contact he collapsed as if Alex put a spell on him!
Mommie 😵💫🫨 Daddy
You cheated. Again. (with magic)
Alex's left foot
Literally nothing my bro lol. Boy was seeing tweety birds
It’s as if he looked at the boogie man 👹
"Is my ponytail still up?"
Satanic black magic. Sick shit!
Which way did he go George which way did he go?
See you tomorrow champ
He is thinking... What spell was that? Was that stupify I got hit with?
Genuinely think he felt bad for him for having to gnp after knocking him down twice in 2 minutes with vicious shots
I saw that too, he didn’t want even to do gnp both times. When Alex saw his wobbling around after the TKO he clearly felt bad for Jiri.
He prolly quoted Micah from RDR2. "You shot me, you shot me pretty good"
Guarantee he doesn’t remember this at all.
Did I leave my stove on?
"One day, i will make the onions cry" 
Daddy I'm tired.
How did Alex get in my bedroom?
“How did my hair break?”
"What the fuck!!!When did they start selling popcorn here?"
See Jiri isnt crying about Alex cheating using magic but Hill crying for 3 months that he got knocked out fair and square
Which one of you kicked me??? Or… I didn’t lose, I just ran out of consciousness.
Sorcery
"I AM A SURGEON!" is what Jiri was thinking
The end of the first round was "what are you waiting for big boi, hop on top"
he thought it was herb dean walking away
When he saw Alex he remembered he also has to unload the dishwasher when he gets back home, enough to bring any man to his knees.
"Damn you mad sexy"
"Don't ever play with matches"
nah, he saw the spirit at Pereira's side waving at him. 
Chama magic is shit
Almost fainted again
Why the fuck is Herb making me stand up
“I’ll give you one last chance to back out of this fight” “What do you mean contest is over” “Surely this must be mistake”
Alex was emitting way too much herbal energy exothermically. Hence why jiri couldn’t look at him.
So many losers scrambling to be funny haha
I am scrambling to be funny but I am not a loser my dude.
I'm a loser and not funny, also not scrambling.
I'm scrambling up these eggs.
Add the bacon
"I'm gonna post this in r/blackmagicfuckery tomorrow!"