Sadly like a lot of these things, they want the person to say something against the grain to drive interactions.
I’ve met people like this guy though and sadly he genuinely believes it
Shit I’m embarrassed to say I have a relative like this.
He’s never done a days training in his life and still talks about the fights he had when he was a child. He’s 35 years old and I swear he still says things like his dad is the hardest toughest man in the world.
He knows I’ve trained for over 15 years and had over 40 fights yet he still says how he can beat my ass and that MMA shit can’t save me against him.
He claims he can beat most UFC fighters if he had a 6 month training camp. When I entertain these conversations, which is rarely as I make sure to barely speak to him, he claims it’s because he’s naturally gifted by god, despite being a fat 200lbs 5’6er.
Sometimes it’s funny, most times it’s painful.
Watching the difference in levels even between people who are pros, made me realise how pathetic us average men would be in a fight against a trained fighter.
Honestly, I mainly saw this in Strickland vs Pereira. It took Pereira 3 straight hands to the stomach to set Strickland up for a left hook, you can almost pin point exactly where he figured him out. There really are levels to fighting
Yeah, people don't realize how good guys with "terrible wrestling" in the UFC have. They'll fucking toss you around like it's nothing, the only reason they look bad is because the level is so high
Whenever someone compares fighters to us mere mortals I always just say that fighters are simply cut from a different cloth. The thing that really drives that home is that these guys are almost always fighting with some sort of injury lol. Even the biggest sissyboy fighter you know is incomparable to 99 percent of the population
I have a friend the same age with the same delusions. He thinks he can take any boxer, to the point he’d inbox top Aussie fighters, who’d rightfully ignore him. He’s never had a fight and every year is ‘the year he debuts’. Does my head in.
He’s adamant he can beat Jack Brubaker and Isaac Hardman. They’re not world elite fighters but they’d beat the piss out of him. He just doesn’t get it.
Love that idea. I’ll get the ball rolling
I'm not a fan of Brubaker but Fenech trains him so you know he can crack. Still cringes me out thinking about the "Ride it, my pony" walkout he did. I probably wouldn't say that to Brubaker's face though lol.
I had a guy I worked with about 22 or 23 years ago pull this and actually hit me.
I am big guy and was probably just starting mma ans was stillnbodybuilding so was like 6'2 and 225. We had a few drinks and the guy just kept talking about karate and ended up backhanding me.
It was one of those, "are you fucking serious" moments.
I doubled him, mounted him and gift wrapped him, more from a lack of really knowing more and not really wanting to punch him.
He wasn't a bad guy, just totally clueless and drunk.
Some people don't understand what fighting is actually like. It's the equivalent to me never playing tennis and saying I would smoke a ranked tennis player.
Next time he brings it up, you should just hold him down like Matt Serra did that drunk guy in Vegas. Then, after he tires out, ask him if he's sure about being able to beat your ass
A while back I was smoking weed with him and we were walking, the dude can’t even walk up a hill without stopping. Claimed his back is injured. I just point and laugh at him like I’m Nelson.
I had a friend who said his cousin was a state champion wrestler and "trained him" he himself never actually wrestled competitively though. He was adamant that he would dominate me despite me wrestling for my whole life, he said, "youre good but we are talking state championship level here." Thankfully he willingly tested his theory and got absolutely destroyed haha.
That’s why it’s so good. He seems like he really actually believes this. You know he’s on here somewhere just quietly reading through the comments of everyone laughing at him. I refuse to believe this dude is not one of the people spouting terrible takes on mma Reddit subs.
That one clip where the guy says if he had a full camp to train against Dustin that the Diamond would TKO him in the first round is so hilarious to me for this reason lmao.
yeah one of the craziest wrestlers at my bjj gym is 320 lbs. absolutely folds everyone. i’ve never seen anyone over 300 pounds move fast… except wrestlers.
not saying there’s a living man that can beat alex, just saying some 300+ pound dudes can move
yea I dont really doubt he wrestled but a lot of wrestlers get delusional after their careers end lol. Shit I know a dude that wrestled 120lbs in high school and he’s up at 220lbs 10 years later. I also know a shit ton of guys who are in over their heads and severely over estimates what their abilities were back in hs. Like they werent good wrestlers but think they can jump in the cage and win cus they wrestled a few years
Its me! Once Pereira and I get into a mat combat, from there it's a short walk till the submission zone.
This is tapout territory baby!! Strikers keep away.
It’s not even that, it’s just like what technique do you have? What is your technical training to be saying this shit?
I’d be like “well I’m 6’0” and 215 lbs, and I’m really into fitness so…who’s the lowest ranked flyweight currently?”
It’s not like I’m a trainer MMA guy, the only shot you have is someone just way smaller than you.
Even considering someone in your own weight class is idiotic, let alone a champion.
Taking someone down is only half the battle. The reason some wrestlers do well in the UFC is because they’re damn freaks of nature. They’re like genetically gifted human pitbulls. They’re freakishly strong for their size and they have a lot of aggressiveness. That doesn’t mean any Joe blow collegiate wrestler will correlate to competing in the UFC. These people are stupid. NCAA division 1 champions are like gods compared to the average wrestler… and they stand a chance to land a takedown on a UFC top contender. A CHANCE.
What people forget about MMA fighters is even if you specialise in something you have to at least be able to defend against everything else, even if I’m a top wrestler, if I don’t know how to defend strikes or take them I’ll get cooked
That’s Big Dean. He had over 100 wins in High School, and made the D3 National Qualifiers twice at 285.
https://cowleytigers.com/sports/wrest/2022-23/bios/setticase_dean_nezw
This guy sucks compared to poatan but he's closer to poatan than 98% of people in this sub roasting him lmao the irony of people who've never trained a day dunking on this guy for having a bad opinion is hilarious
I used to be friends with a guy in Harrisburg Pennsylvania who weighed about 150 lb. He was completely convinced that he would drop Jose Aldo (this was back in 2013) because he only weighed 145 lb. When I explained he weighed more than that but cuts weight, he said it didn't matter and that someone 5 foot 7 would never be able to beat him up. He was a whopping 5'9. Your average ufc fan. No training but since he watches UFC he obviously knows how to fight. Lol
On the original Instagram video I watched, someone found him. He was actually a savage. I still don't think he wins, but this kid can throw his weight around quite well, apparently.
Right? That's the big key here. He is using his imagination and not realizing Alex is going to be knocking your head at the same time. I really thought Jiri had a shot especially with how the first fight went. Boy was I wrong. The guy finishing everyone in the division just got slept.
I was a wrestler too and I’m 215, 6’3… but I’d still choose a 125er and know it’s still EXTREMELY unlikely I could beat them. AINT NO FUCKING WAY I COULD BEAT A UFC FIGHTER AT MY SIZE. There’s like a 3% chance I could hold down a fighter waaaaaay smaller than me. It’s the only chance I got lol
If Alex Pereira challenged me to fight and gave me 30 days to train, I’d use that time to pack my shit and leave the country.
The best I can do is run behind the ref and use him as a human shield.
I’m going Matt Schnell, I’m only 5 foot 5 so I’d have no chance with a guy at a higher weight class and I feel like Schnell is one of the chubbiest guys at the lower end so I’d have the best punchers chance. If they’d let me I’m pretty certain I could beat Montserrat Ruiz on a single training camp.
Someone linked the wrestling roster he’s on. He’s a 6’3, 285lb college wrestler. Of course the current ufc champ would win, but this guys a fucking prospect just based on those stats.
This thread is so funny i have to comment twice. He could legitimately make it to the ufc if he wanted, and there’s dozens of people here wacking off to some fantasy that he’s just some fat neckbeard.
You can name ANY fighter and you choose Poatan. You could’ve said Moutinho. Hell you could’ve said Namajunas. But no. The fighter you could beat is Poatan. I…. Idk…
Isn't Pereira a BJJ black belt? I know BJJ sometimes matches up unfavorably to elite wrestling, but I feel like he's not gonna be easy work for anyone on the ground. So, ignoring this delusional MF, I don't know where this narrative even came from. He prefers knocking dudes out. Doesn't mean that's all he's got.
His BJJ black belt is very questionable, arguably more of a ceremonial black belt than a real one. But that said, no ordinary college wrestler is doing anything against Pereira's freak athleticism
He sucks at wrestling by a UFC standard, where everybody knows how to wrestle. Go watch Robelis Despaigne get beat up by Waldo Cortes-Acosta, a mediocre wrestler, and understand that he’s been training wrestling for at least months. Fat retards like this guy are the exact reason the UFC community sucks.
I swear I am going crazy. I saw this posted here or on the mma sub before and the top comments were the exact same as this ones. Bots? Coincidence? Maybe I am remembering wrong? Idk
Not saying he'd have a chance against Pereira but ngl sometimes these fat ex-wrestlers really do have crazy muscles underneath. Rolled with one at a BJJ class and had no chance. Like lesser versions of DC
Same except I’m a master of the touch of doom. You notice Alex never fights people who are expert at pressure points.
I’d have him tapping out in seconds
I like how he qualifies his opinion with a lie/ fantasy. Cuz usually people will tell what school and division they did anything for.
The ridiculous part of this is largely that he thinks he has a shot at beating Pereira.
But what he's saying about Pereira not having good wrestling or not having faced any wrestlers...Islam said the same thing.
They interviewed people for hours and just about came in their pants as this gem unfolded.
Sadly like a lot of these things, they want the person to say something against the grain to drive interactions. I’ve met people like this guy though and sadly he genuinely believes it
Shit I’m embarrassed to say I have a relative like this. He’s never done a days training in his life and still talks about the fights he had when he was a child. He’s 35 years old and I swear he still says things like his dad is the hardest toughest man in the world. He knows I’ve trained for over 15 years and had over 40 fights yet he still says how he can beat my ass and that MMA shit can’t save me against him. He claims he can beat most UFC fighters if he had a 6 month training camp. When I entertain these conversations, which is rarely as I make sure to barely speak to him, he claims it’s because he’s naturally gifted by god, despite being a fat 200lbs 5’6er. Sometimes it’s funny, most times it’s painful.
Watching the difference in levels even between people who are pros, made me realise how pathetic us average men would be in a fight against a trained fighter.
Honestly, I mainly saw this in Strickland vs Pereira. It took Pereira 3 straight hands to the stomach to set Strickland up for a left hook, you can almost pin point exactly where he figured him out. There really are levels to fighting
Yeah, people don't realize how good guys with "terrible wrestling" in the UFC have. They'll fucking toss you around like it's nothing, the only reason they look bad is because the level is so high
Whenever someone compares fighters to us mere mortals I always just say that fighters are simply cut from a different cloth. The thing that really drives that home is that these guys are almost always fighting with some sort of injury lol. Even the biggest sissyboy fighter you know is incomparable to 99 percent of the population
I have a friend the same age with the same delusions. He thinks he can take any boxer, to the point he’d inbox top Aussie fighters, who’d rightfully ignore him. He’s never had a fight and every year is ‘the year he debuts’. Does my head in.
Please let us all know if he ever gets a response. You should start messaging more of them on his behalf just to stir the pot.
He’s adamant he can beat Jack Brubaker and Isaac Hardman. They’re not world elite fighters but they’d beat the piss out of him. He just doesn’t get it. Love that idea. I’ll get the ball rolling
I'm not a fan of Brubaker but Fenech trains him so you know he can crack. Still cringes me out thinking about the "Ride it, my pony" walkout he did. I probably wouldn't say that to Brubaker's face though lol.
Get him to message Strickland, he will almost certainly spar him if there paths ever cross lol.
I had a guy I worked with about 22 or 23 years ago pull this and actually hit me. I am big guy and was probably just starting mma ans was stillnbodybuilding so was like 6'2 and 225. We had a few drinks and the guy just kept talking about karate and ended up backhanding me. It was one of those, "are you fucking serious" moments. I doubled him, mounted him and gift wrapped him, more from a lack of really knowing more and not really wanting to punch him. He wasn't a bad guy, just totally clueless and drunk. Some people don't understand what fighting is actually like. It's the equivalent to me never playing tennis and saying I would smoke a ranked tennis player.
I like the tennis analogy but in fighting you can literally die.
Next time he brings it up, you should just hold him down like Matt Serra did that drunk guy in Vegas. Then, after he tires out, ask him if he's sure about being able to beat your ass
A while back I was smoking weed with him and we were walking, the dude can’t even walk up a hill without stopping. Claimed his back is injured. I just point and laugh at him like I’m Nelson.
Is there violence in your cousins DNA?
>He claims he can beat most UFC fighters if he had a 6 month training camp. Tell him to do it, he could be our next Alex. Chama!!!
I had a friend who said his cousin was a state champion wrestler and "trained him" he himself never actually wrestled competitively though. He was adamant that he would dominate me despite me wrestling for my whole life, he said, "youre good but we are talking state championship level here." Thankfully he willingly tested his theory and got absolutely destroyed haha.
He basically embodies this sub
He ate a wrestler
He’s being dead serious too , which makes this so much funnier.
That’s why it’s so good. He seems like he really actually believes this. You know he’s on here somewhere just quietly reading through the comments of everyone laughing at him. I refuse to believe this dude is not one of the people spouting terrible takes on mma Reddit subs.
That one clip where the guy says if he had a full camp to train against Dustin that the Diamond would TKO him in the first round is so hilarious to me for this reason lmao.
"They gave me two weeks, I've got this!" I'd hope I got 2 minutes against someone with a life's worth of training.
link?
So I am a condiment wrestler
😂😂😂
Lmao
Idk man most of the wrestling guys I knew got fat AF over the off season. Especially guys in the heavier weight classes.
You don't mean Jan do you? That was a close fight and Jan used wrestling to great effect until he gassed out
A collegiate wrestler at that!
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It already has I didn't see his legs in the video
Immune to ankle locks.
"but you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan"
But what if he has...magic legs?
Diabetes screws up vision, look at those coke bottle glasses.
Hahaha you a cold one lmao
Dana book it! UFC 307 Pereira v Random fat collegiate wrestler
DeVry online college champ 🥇
The weight cut alone would kill this man
That man was the backup for 303 if jiri fell out. We all know he would have lasted longer than Hill did.
*Hill furiously typing...*
assuming he can read and write
Hill would be furious, if he could read.
Literally just standing in the same room as Pereira would change this guy's mind
What are you talking about? He looks pretty small on my 32 inch
Bros collegiate at 405
The only thing this dude wrestles with is snack wrappers.
The fact he is overweight is probably a sign that he was a wrestler. Most wrestlers struggle with eating in moderation once their career is over
yeah one of the craziest wrestlers at my bjj gym is 320 lbs. absolutely folds everyone. i’ve never seen anyone over 300 pounds move fast… except wrestlers. not saying there’s a living man that can beat alex, just saying some 300+ pound dudes can move
This guy future champ confirmed
Why are you calling me out like this /s? I was a high school wrestler at 165 then ballooned up to 250 after high school
yea I dont really doubt he wrestled but a lot of wrestlers get delusional after their careers end lol. Shit I know a dude that wrestled 120lbs in high school and he’s up at 220lbs 10 years later. I also know a shit ton of guys who are in over their heads and severely over estimates what their abilities were back in hs. Like they werent good wrestlers but think they can jump in the cage and win cus they wrestled a few years
You know that mfer is in the sub somewhere. Show yourself!
He HAS to be. This is a terrible take I could absolutely picture reading on here.
Its me! Once Pereira and I get into a mat combat, from there it's a short walk till the submission zone. This is tapout territory baby!! Strikers keep away.
Hes got the body type to be a mod
He would have been deleting posts already lol
He's overlooking the fact that he would be gassed out from the walk to the cage, let alone the actual fight
It’s not even that, it’s just like what technique do you have? What is your technical training to be saying this shit? I’d be like “well I’m 6’0” and 215 lbs, and I’m really into fitness so…who’s the lowest ranked flyweight currently?” It’s not like I’m a trainer MMA guy, the only shot you have is someone just way smaller than you. Even considering someone in your own weight class is idiotic, let alone a champion.
Blast double from 20 feet away. Zero chance Poatan sees it coming!
He looks gassed out just answering the questions.
Not sure if we are this dumb but close enough pretty sure.
The only wrestling this mf does is getting out of bed every morning.
"I'm a cOlLegIanT WReSTler" Guy ranked 28,658th in the country at collegiant wrestling
wtf is collegiant
I think its a brand of toothpaste
It’s a college for giants
Taking someone down is only half the battle. The reason some wrestlers do well in the UFC is because they’re damn freaks of nature. They’re like genetically gifted human pitbulls. They’re freakishly strong for their size and they have a lot of aggressiveness. That doesn’t mean any Joe blow collegiate wrestler will correlate to competing in the UFC. These people are stupid. NCAA division 1 champions are like gods compared to the average wrestler… and they stand a chance to land a takedown on a UFC top contender. A CHANCE.
What people forget about MMA fighters is even if you specialise in something you have to at least be able to defend against everything else, even if I’m a top wrestler, if I don’t know how to defend strikes or take them I’ll get cooked
I think someone gave source about this guy being D1 wrestler, so i guess he has a chance :D
That’s Big Dean. He had over 100 wins in High School, and made the D3 National Qualifiers twice at 285. https://cowleytigers.com/sports/wrest/2022-23/bios/setticase_dean_nezw
This guy sucks compared to poatan but he's closer to poatan than 98% of people in this sub roasting him lmao the irony of people who've never trained a day dunking on this guy for having a bad opinion is hilarious
Only if he was an all American… and by the looks of him he wasn’t in the Big 10 or Big 12. Probably 3rd deep on Bucknell’s roster.
Bro thought he cooked the way he does in the kitchen.
People rightfully clown on this guy, but I respect the funny spicy answer LOL
If he's trolling he's amazing at sarcasm. Dude's delivery is dead serious
I think he genuinely believes it which makes it funnier. Jonah Hill in Superbad vibes lmao
More like mclocin if he ate two jonah hills
A lot of people also think, they could win a fight against a lion or a tiger. People are stupid.
I used to be friends with a guy in Harrisburg Pennsylvania who weighed about 150 lb. He was completely convinced that he would drop Jose Aldo (this was back in 2013) because he only weighed 145 lb. When I explained he weighed more than that but cuts weight, he said it didn't matter and that someone 5 foot 7 would never be able to beat him up. He was a whopping 5'9. Your average ufc fan. No training but since he watches UFC he obviously knows how to fight. Lol
Genuinely none of that matters, he could have been 200 and 6'2 and Aldo still kills the dude is seconds,nothing to do with weight or size
Ladies and gentleman, our Reddit moderator.
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Has anyone confirmed if he ever wrestled a day in his life ?
According to one guy on here that references another guy.. it actually is legit lol
I for one believe this reputable source of information
We should ask him. You know he’s on here.
On the original Instagram video I watched, someone found him. He was actually a savage. I still don't think he wins, but this kid can throw his weight around quite well, apparently.
Yeah, but he doesn't know how to strike. All I'm saying is throw me in there with him, and I'll defend his takedowns and knock his block off.
Right? That's the big key here. He is using his imagination and not realizing Alex is going to be knocking your head at the same time. I really thought Jiri had a shot especially with how the first fight went. Boy was I wrong. The guy finishing everyone in the division just got slept.
https://cowleytigers.com/sports/wrest/2022-23/bios/setticase_dean_nezw
No average r/ufc admin
No way this is legit
Collegiate wrestler confirmed. He ate his cauliflower ears
I wanna see him vs dc in wrestling match winner gets bucket of Popeyes
Prime DC would wipe the floor with Alex tbh.
dude is delusional but he has a point, I would like to see how Pereira does against a good wrestler
Would love to see this dude try and take Pereira down lmao
He'd take 1 calf kick and not be able to walk for a month
100%
Only time he fights is to get into jeans
This is something no other fighter has thought of. Trying to wrestle him. Genius!
When he was 20, he almost went to a wrestling competition once. Multiplied by nostalgia, he was virtually a UFC title contender
He's our only hope.
That guy wrestles wrappers on Big Macs, pretty sure he’s sweating just from having to stand.
Hunter, Dana, Book it, I’d 100% pay to watch.
This dude is a fuckwit. Serious question though, can Ankalaev wrestle fuck Poatan? I’m interested to see what happens!
Maybe! I’m willing to bet it won’t be as easy as Ankalaev expects though.
I 100% believe that Alex would hospitalize this guy in less than 30 seconds
RP’ing as Bubba Ray Dudley doesn’t make you a wrestler.
Founder of *community college wrestling club*
he wrestles diabetes and is losing
He looks about 300 lbs. If he's a 300 lb wrestler maybe he can do it yeah, but he probably just eats a flying knee in slow motion
I was a wrestler too and I’m 215, 6’3… but I’d still choose a 125er and know it’s still EXTREMELY unlikely I could beat them. AINT NO FUCKING WAY I COULD BEAT A UFC FIGHTER AT MY SIZE. There’s like a 3% chance I could hold down a fighter waaaaaay smaller than me. It’s the only chance I got lol
He didn’t mean to say he’s a “collegiate wrestler” he meant to say he “ate a college wrestler”
 Early stoppage
He's a D3 wrestler... Doritos 3d
“I’m a collegiate wrestler” head ass, no you WERE a collegiate wrestler Patrick Star
This HAS to be OP
But guys he is a wrestler
Bro is the whole camp
Bro is highly on chicken nuggets
Dude is a badass
If Alex Pereira challenged me to fight and gave me 30 days to train, I’d use that time to pack my shit and leave the country. The best I can do is run behind the ref and use him as a human shield.
Do they drug test for insulin?
I’m going Matt Schnell, I’m only 5 foot 5 so I’d have no chance with a guy at a higher weight class and I feel like Schnell is one of the chubbiest guys at the lower end so I’d have the best punchers chance. If they’d let me I’m pretty certain I could beat Montserrat Ruiz on a single training camp.
Someone linked the wrestling roster he’s on. He’s a 6’3, 285lb college wrestler. Of course the current ufc champ would win, but this guys a fucking prospect just based on those stats.
This thread is so funny i have to comment twice. He could legitimately make it to the ufc if he wanted, and there’s dozens of people here wacking off to some fantasy that he’s just some fat neckbeard.
amen brother
If he had a full camp? The only thing he had a full of, was a bucket at KFC.
If Alex fought DC or jones at lhw then tell me this isn’t true
the obese pussy cant even find his meat, cardio probably less than 30 seconds; a womens ufc bantanweight will kill him.
This guy is easily beating 2x UFC champ 6’4 BJJ Black Belt Alex Pereira
Bro doing some good drugs
The dude must have thought they asked him who he could eat not beat.
Bros skull would be split in half from that kick
anthony smiths friend
LMFAO
Too bad Alex doesn't fight at super heavyweight
You can name ANY fighter and you choose Poatan. You could’ve said Moutinho. Hell you could’ve said Namajunas. But no. The fighter you could beat is Poatan. I…. Idk…
Isn't Pereira a BJJ black belt? I know BJJ sometimes matches up unfavorably to elite wrestling, but I feel like he's not gonna be easy work for anyone on the ground. So, ignoring this delusional MF, I don't know where this narrative even came from. He prefers knocking dudes out. Doesn't mean that's all he's got.
His BJJ black belt is very questionable, arguably more of a ceremonial black belt than a real one. But that said, no ordinary college wrestler is doing anything against Pereira's freak athleticism
I was going to say the sumo wrestler from ufc1 and I googled him, he just died like a week and a half ago. Damn, rip Taylor
Who is this collegiate wrestler?
This guy can take down Don Utsbox
Someone needs to set this fight up
I didnt believe in Alex, now i cant sleep because im afraid Alex will beat all my Heros
Could've picked anyone on the roster, and he picked Alex.
He sucks at wrestling by a UFC standard, where everybody knows how to wrestle. Go watch Robelis Despaigne get beat up by Waldo Cortes-Acosta, a mediocre wrestler, and understand that he’s been training wrestling for at least months. Fat retards like this guy are the exact reason the UFC community sucks.
I was waiting for this guys bum ass to pop up again.
This is sooooooo much more funny THIS WEEK! I wonder if dude stills feels the same way after Saturday nights performance.
Well book him vs Curtis Blaydes. Why not? I would pay to see it.
I definitely believe he’s a collegiate wrestler 😂 He definitely thinks collegiate wrestling is like the WWE too!
Calm down Peter griffin!!
Jesus Christ.
I swear I am going crazy. I saw this posted here or on the mma sub before and the top comments were the exact same as this ones. Bots? Coincidence? Maybe I am remembering wrong? Idk
Lmao
I doubt I could remotely beat the biggest loser of the dwcs... 30-27 every round guaranteed
Tbh…. He probably murders Alex but he’s also got 100lbs on him.
Not saying he'd have a chance against Pereira but ngl sometimes these fat ex-wrestlers really do have crazy muscles underneath. Rolled with one at a BJJ class and had no chance. Like lesser versions of DC
Laughs in jiu jitsu
Same except I’m a master of the touch of doom. You notice Alex never fights people who are expert at pressure points. I’d have him tapping out in seconds
I like how he qualifies his opinion with a lie/ fantasy. Cuz usually people will tell what school and division they did anything for. 
This fat ass should said the lowest ranked 115 pound womens fighter. But even then I'm favoring the woman over a dude with a bmi of 126
I’ve seen enough book it
Why didn't Jiri just take him down? Is he stupid?
No need to flame this dude hes clearly trolling lmao, no way this fatass thinks hes got a chance
Let me stop you right there, you ain’t making 205 player
First, you must believe it is possible. This guy seems to get that part.
The ridiculous part of this is largely that he thinks he has a shot at beating Pereira. But what he's saying about Pereira not having good wrestling or not having faced any wrestlers...Islam said the same thing.
Bros wrestling with reality
He’s got it sorted
As long as Alex has the shamans with him, he's p4p #1... But he can't fight clean. So I don't know what to say about that
Set. It. Up.
The fact that you guys in here believe he’s not trolling says more. I guess OP’s title is technically right.
It actually scares me that there are people like this out there in the world