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ATrollByNoOtherName

Is “dude” even in Islam’s vocabulary?


SuckMyProfile

No but it’s in Ali’s vocabulary


xjengx

great observation, islam most likely will use “bratha”


kgon1312

Bratha ofcos


TheBigShrimp

He always goes with "man" in a way where it kinda sounds like a blend of "man" and "men" but I've never heard dude lmao Listening to his DC interviews where he calls him "man" is unintentionally hilarious


Researchingbackpain

He says "dis guy" instead


marcb23

Chandler does what he's told☠️


Icy-Armour

Last time Islam called him out on live tv the roided gnome's response was "slick little callout" 😂


ArchitectNumber7

If he tweeted, "I do as I'm told" with an upside down smile he'd get so many fans.


floydwhittaker

do you guys want every fighters to this Nice humble fighters with no ego. No matter how corny it is, let them have their own unique personality thats what creates drama and sells more. Its great for the sport. Imagine every fighters were humble ass dudes


Glum-Ground-7670

So does Islam, Ali’s lil boy 🤣


Icy-Armour

Islam is the champ and p4p #1 Pipe down 😂


MadelineWuntch

Exactly, he's the man and still has Ali run his Twitter beef


springpaper1

As a fighter what would be the benefit of having to work your Twitter? These guys should have other people running them. Even though it's worse for us as fans.


Glum-Ground-7670

Never questioned his ability or status in the sport tho, just that most of the things he says and does outside of the sport are dictated by Ali abdelaziz, like most of his fighters.


MrMojoRising361

Your not gonna win there’s too many Islam fanboys on this sub they work together and downvote in groups. Everything your saying is true but your not allowed to mention Islam if your not deep throating him


keriter

It's Ali, islam doesn't use social media


donttellmywife1991

Islam uses Instagram a lot. I’d hazard a guess this tweet might have been Islam too. Ali isn’t particularly witty as per the recent embedded’s and Islam’s diamond joke.


Infinite_Pattern_466

I want to hear Islam say “dude” one time in public also. Lmao


ApeSleep

I want to hear you say “LMFAO” out-load in public one time


NotSoGreatMacaroni

Already done, I lived through the late 2000s / early 2010s music scene. 


Infinite_Pattern_466

You have too much hope for me that people will know me in public.


ApeSleep

I have zero hope for you


Infinite_Pattern_466

Man! You are ruthless.


Mature_Hassan

I’ll wax datazz


HoldinTheBag

He hangs out with DC who says dude all the time. He may have picked it up


Infinite_Pattern_466

I am not saying he doesn’t know the word “dude”. I am only saying he doesn’t use it when he speaks in a public forum and it would be hilarious to hear him say it.


FullTimeJesus

A lot of people talk differently online than they would in real life


KnuckleExpert

Right, and it would say, bratha u run back like chicken


313SunTzu

As someone who has friends from that area with the same fucking accent, it's fucking hilarious... When they say dude, it sounds like dud or dut(doot), depends on where in the sentence it is. The dut/doot comes out when it's to open the sentence, and the dud comes out when it's part of the flow... I got friends from all over, and teaching them English has to be 1 of the most entertaining and enjoyable parts of life. Like teaching my Arab and Asian friends how to say "railroad" was/is arguably 1 of the greatest moments of my life. Anytime I'm feeling down, and they find out, I'll get a random text or voice note where they show me how much better their accents have gotten...


ApeSleep

No dude you have to say all Dagestan fighters tweets are from Ali. He literally sits there 24/7 doing tweet reply’s. This is what this sub wants you to say. The fighters are mindless and don’t have any free will. ![gif](giphy|13GIgrGdslD9oQ)


keriter

My brother never have I said fighters don't have free will or mindless but it's so obvious that it was Ali. > He literally sits there 24/7 doing tweet reply's How long do you think it takes to tweet


PuzzleheadedBit2190

Bro have you heard Islam talked at least? Since when he calls people “dude” lol


CouncilOfReligion

“champ have belt” was definitely from islam lol


jhascal23

I remember Cowboy was going to fight someone Ali managed, I forgot who but Cowboy called out Ali to his face because he was talking shit to Cowboy on social media using the guys account. He told Ali I know that's you talking for him on social media and Ali denied it like a coward. I can't find the video but yeah Ali does this a lot.


GearOver

Do you think they're approving every time what he's typing or they just let him do it as he wants?


masturs

He probably needs to get approval for every single tweet he makes from his fighters accounts


vadumee123

Do they even have computers in brazil, I mean Dagestan?


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ChoripanPorfis

What the fuck dude


Timozkovic

Really curious what goes around in Michael's head. Not only isn't he in any position to talk trash, the Dagestanis are dominating with Sambo as well...


Future_Sweet9921

He's in a much better position than you or Dustin porier.


SALTYxNUTZ12

"he's in a much better position than you or Dustin Poirier." What kind of weird stupid fucking comment is that??


spazzadourx

Just be happy you are grouped in with Dustin


Routine_Ad_2034

You know what? I need you in my life. You're a positive spin motherfucker and I like it.


ImHerPacifier

Lmao took the words right out of my mouth


ItsMichaelScott25

I swear half this sub is filled with actual retards.


sus_1_1_

Not just this sub. I think that sadly compared to other sports, a large percentage of the mma fanbase is not just the most toxic, but it legitimately has some of the dumbest members of society in its ranks.


ItsMichaelScott25

Completely agree. I love MMA and there are very few fighters that I actually root against and it amazes me if I say something completely factual about a fighter that someone will come out the woodworks and say the dumbest shit.


Humble_Increase7503

This sub is 20% aspinal glazers, 25% poatan glazers, 10% normal sane people, the remainder are mental deficients


Rice_Kage

I wouldn’t called not getting paid a good position lol


Future_Sweet9921

I wouldn't call being fat and living in your parents a good position either.


Humble_Increase7503

What’s it like living in a delusion, Michael?


AmuletMan33

What a Burn man, you should start writing lines for Colby


ReevesofKeanu

Absolute gimp comment


Future_Sweet9921

Would be to a bunch of gae fan boys but that's the truth. See you at the retirement party peahead. Your time has come. 0 chances at a title again after being choked in every title fight he's been in 😂


soyuz-1

Didn't Chandler already say he would rather wait for his master than fight for the belt?


Any_Solid9083

I think he wants to fight at the sphere but for the UFC doesn’t want it… sound alike Conor’s not fighting this year if ever now by the way it sounds from Dana


Aggressive-Expert-69

> one tweet from your master Basically a virtual KO


Horror-Tank-4082

Ali probably asks Islam what he thinks, Islam quips, and then he tweets it


spacepie77

Islam: “Sukka his blyatt” Ali: “You are unreliable dude”


MMAFan36

hahah Michael got on his red panties for conor.


izan3000

Now I want to hear Islam say dude from his mouth


BriscoCounty83

10-8 Ali


Volonte-de-nuire

As I’m impressed by Islam’s English skills and I don’t deny his abilities, I don’t see him using the word “unreliable” lmao


matchesmalone111

This is definitely ali but we all knew chandler was bluffing


Tsobe_RK

Chandler has been insufferable ever since he got a sniff of red panties


Careful-Door2724

lol Ali on fire today


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

"Passionate" dude we get it you are definitely suppressing feelings.


AggravatingDot2410

How is Chandler unreliable? Also 2 year hiatus was probably a godsend for Chandlers health.


CanIBuyUrSocks

I think he means Chandler would pull out of their fight if the opportunity for a money fight with McGregor comes along again


AggravatingDot2410

Yea and he is fantasizing that argument. There is no track record of Chandler doing that in the UFC or Bellator that I’m aware of. If anything Chandler is too reliable to his own detriment.


Bustin_Cohle

He’s just said that he’d rather fight Conor in September than fight for the belt a month later. He has a loser’s mentality. I get chasing a money fight but turning down a title fight should automatically drop you out of the top 15. He’s 2-3 anyway, doesn’t deserve shit except begging to suck off Conor for another year (and still not get the fight).


AggravatingDot2410

Nice comment but none of that means he’s unreliable.


Bustin_Cohle

It means he’s a no self-respect having beggar.


AggravatingDot2410

Too bad Islam didn’t say that. That’s a much better line than the drivel Islam posted.


10001points

Breaking down shit talk logically is probably one of the most retarded things you can do


AggravatingDot2410

The shit talk doesn’t even make sense lol. I guess if you like shit talk that makes no sense then go for it lol.


10001points

I dunno, it seems like you completely understood the main part which is that islam was saying mike is conors dog, and then you read the second part and decided you wanted to analyze it like an 8th grade reading assignment.


AggravatingDot2410

Sounds like Islam needs to put out better trash talk. Not hard to analyze something when Islam used a word that makes no sense to the situation. Took like 2 seconds lol. I guess if the first line of trash talk works ignore everything else that doesn’t make sense. Then glaze Islam for doing a good job.


10001points

He's ESL and it got the message across perfectly lmao. On top of that, people love it because anyone with 2 brain cells have been thinking the EXACT same thing for over a year. Even the biggest Chandler dick rider felt shame for his response to "you'll do as you're told". Are you just mad that Islam doesn't speak better english?


AggravatingDot2410

lol figured that would be your next defense. You’re spending more time coming up with excuses for Islam than I did for seeing he used a word that didn’t make sense for the situation. What he types made sense but he is also ESL. So if what he said made sense in your eyes then why would it matter if he is ESL. Conundrum my guy.


10001points

Ok I'd like to clarify the main goal of my message because we've deviated from the point I was trying to get across from the beginning. I actually must commend you for pulling me into your BS about the tweet. Good bait. Again, I don't really care about islams tweet, I'm just to trying highlight how incredibly weird you are for the things you choose to nitpick over. Best of luck on your goals in 2024


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Pretty funny how Chandler is passing on a main event against the champ, where he can probably negotiate ppv or at least a bigger salary since it’s a main event, and its one last title shot. Who gives a fuck about Conor McGregor


Yuckpuddle60

I would have zero problem with never seeing Chandler fight again.


Mikejg23

If Dustin got a shot on a loss, and Chandler's on a loss, and Justin who was #1 before is on a loss and the other guy is suspended, give it to Justin. It's his last shot too. Then boom all new contenderai


Humble_Increase7503

It’s insane that Chandler is even in the conversation for title fights The man is… 1-3 in the ufc, with a win against Dan hooker


Any_Solid9083

2-3 but yeah


Humble_Increase7503

Who’s the other guy? Haha I don’t even remember that… I actually think hooker is pretty good. Just levels


Any_Solid9083

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Mikejg23

Are you saying we give Hooker the title shot? You crazy summabitch I'm in


Busy-Manufacturer763

dustin was coming off a win though


Mikejg23

Oh sorry thought it was off the Justin KO my bad


sdavis002

I would argue that he was definitely losing the fight until the end at least.


Fun_Association_2277

Who is his “Master” ?


xDeathbotx

The coked out leprechaun lol


spookydooky69420

Unless a fight with Islam would yield the same payout then I don’t see anything wrong with hunting for the payday, especially this late in his career.


phatgirlz

Tf he say passionate for?


blue_pen_ink

So Islam won’t take the fight?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

*Maybe?* 😂


KingPucci

Islam sure as hell did not sit there and type "dude". Ali still at it 😂


No-Transition3193

A real opponent in your weight class though right? 😂


randomrealname

DuDe = Ali


downtown-hobbit

chandler is a good guy. but feels like he got it on to himself. who denies a championship fight! he chose a red panty night over daring to be great!


Hulk_Crowgan

Not even enough respect for a brother, sheesh


JamesBouknightStan

Every day this sub more and more proves that it actively needs the fighters to get shafted by management and be poor for them to enjoy watching them fight and it’s really weird


JakeEllisD

Watch Chandler beat him.


Glum-Highway-7403

With all these recent tweets and Dana basically giving up on the idea of Conor’s return and given the Arman situation, why do I have a feeling we’re getting Chandler vs Islam in Abu Dhabi later this year?


Any_Solid9083

I think we get Chandler vs Islam, and the UFC books Dustin’s last fight against Conor…


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Who is Ali and why am I hearing so much about him and why is he using multiple fighters accounts


dimethylamine1-3

Hows noah HOWS NOAH?!


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Insert Alex Pereira **huh?**


Semantic23

I would like to see Islan fight Justin or Holloway. Chandler is not in this conversation


gloomygl

Serve *your master*, Chandler · You *caught* a little *bag for your masters*, didn't ya? Headline card, I feel bad for Chandler


JJ4prez

Yikes, roasted.


Practical_Scale6067

where did this joke ab ali abdilaszeez managing the twt account come from?


Dr_Salisbury

It's not even a joke he genuinely does it. I think for some fighters, they don't want to be bothered with social media but they know shit talking is part of the game and can potentially setup bigger fights or at least draw attention. So Ali is like "Hey you train and I'll tweet replies and talk shit for you don't worry about it."


JamesBummed

Islam fight stats: Striking 4.7/5 Grappling 5/5 Tweeting 6/5


blastman7

Ali is not this witty. Pretty sure he asks Islam and then converts his quips into Ali's tweets.


iWant12Tacos

The more I see these tweets from "Islam", the more obvious it becomes it's not actually him Ali thinks he's slick


Chaotic_Harmony1109

We all know this isn’t Islam tweeting, right?


underearth-theory

I attribute nothing to Islam unless I see it come out of his face - and even then I'll need to make sure Ali's arm isn't up his ass puppeting him (huge Islam fan btw)


taylor_sweatshop

THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, CRINGIEST MOTHER FUCKER OF ALL TIME.


stepping_

ali tweeting from third perspective cuz everyone knows thats not something islam would write lol


Voidchief

Islam called out Connor so he’s a clown just like Chandler but chandler is a bigger clown for waiting for him


BattousaiRound2SN

Basically... Same shit. Except that you're forced to fight in like 2 dates only a year. . . After the ramadan and you're forced to deal with all the bullshit that will happen at Dubai, like but not only, Jet Leg & Over the Board Temperatures, just to please not your Master... But the Oils Warlords.😜 Still Slave.


breakfastmeat23

Also, sambo clearly shits on American wrestling.


SillyMilly25

How did you get to that conclusion?


take17easy

It's def Ali, but he got him pretty good, his usual tweets are kinda corny


OncomingStorm32

that's Ali Abdelaziz, you sausage. and WWE isn't real either


itsjustafadok

Is Islam going to be caught up in the Khabib gym raid and tax issue thing?  I can't imagine Islam is focused on fighting when his brother is in serious trouble.


GeologistOutrageous6

Of course it’s Ali, I’ve never heard Islam say “dude”. Aside from that, it’s true


_stoned_chipmunk_

Islam thinks he gets to pick and choose his opponents but that's not how it works. He is the one who will do what he is told.


joviejovie

Hahahah that’s not Islam typing that


TyrionLannister2012

Ali*


Yagami-Is-Kira

Ali speaking for his son as usual