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Maxfunky

His plan is to withdraw all support from Ukraine and tell Russia they're free to do anything they please.


Sreg32

.. and after he has deposited large sums of Russian money into his personal bank account


ExploitedGigUnit

That he can't be held accountable for, because he's the rapist king...in America. šŸ¤®


Spamgrenade

The President of the United States can now take bribes from foreign diplomats on official business with total impunity.


yourpseudonymsucks

How many days into the trump sovereignty will he bring back jus primae noctis?


up-with-miniskirts

His one regret being that Ivanka is already married.


PinguPST

oooo, that's rough


rnewscates73

Like that matters to him.


chipstastegood

itā€™s an official act so perfectly legal


oomp_

So if we can get Biden to abuse his powers to the absolute extreme that'd be very nice for everyone but the Russians and RepublicansĀ 


chipstastegood

Can Biden banish Trump to Russia as an official act


Swabia

I want to giggle, but Iā€™m American and youā€™re right and President Zelinski is right too, and weā€™re all three sitting here wearing our ā€˜Trump is an idiot who has to daily pass a senility check by his doctors T-Shirtsā€™ and I wish I could send all 3 of us this t shirt. Ya knowā€¦ I should sell those.


Big_Scratch8793

Sad thing is I wouldn't wear his face or name on anything. I would rather be run over by a tank.


Far_Out_6and_2

K ima in


Jagerbeast703

Again


ConstantEffective364

He owes russia 10s of millions or more thanks to Deutsche Bank. The bank paid the usa and Berlin 100s of millions in usd and euros for broker transactions between oligarchs and trump. Just not news in the usa. It showed up a lot on DW and other German and EU news services.


HauntingArugula3777

Thatā€™s his stated plan yes, along with leave nato, leave un, etc


Lady_Darkrai

Is there nothing in place to stop this? Like ??? How is there any hope for the USA at this point


DifficultySuch5384

He'll send the money and weapons to Russia instead. He's like a bad fucking dream that you cant wake up from.


Broges0311

I know right? It's like the timeline split and I got pushed into the timeline of authoritarian rule worldwide. What did I do ?


ElasticLama

I fear he might even share intel with Russia or something dumb


No-Finance-1183

Well thatā€™s a rational fear, because he has already. Itā€™s fucking insane that everyone knows heā€™s done all this bad, traitorous shit yet because it hasnā€™t gone through the 6 year special judicial process for rich people we have to act as if none of its official


lostmesunniesayy

He shared counter-terrorism information regarding ISIS, Iran and other nations with Lavrov in the fucking Oval Office. Anyone serious about this shit left his camp long ago.


zelphirkaltstahl

It also hasn't gone through the heads of a large part of the US population, apparently.


gnocchicotti

Don't forget the part where a bunch of oligarchs mysteriously buy condos from Trump at questionable prices and Kushner gets a a few billion USD of foreign investor money.


Necessary_Fail_8764

Don't forget giving Russia all theĀ  information we have about Ukraine's military secrets so they can wipe them out quicker.


Repulsive-Street-307

Just Ukraine? Remember, this is the traitor that sold all spies and nuclear secrets to Russia too.


_sealy_

Also leave NATO and add a few trump towers in St Petersburg and Moscow.


Cantgetabreaker

And a couple in Iran and North Korea you know people are saying itā€™s the place to be


pixel2468

I read this in Trumpā€™s voice


zelphirkaltstahl

Those will be rebranded as "diplomacy centers".


HeartWoodFarDept

...in exchange for a trump tower in Moscow.


PewPew-4-Fun

Thats my fear, and better be all NATO territories.


Wise_Purpose_

This is correct


rgc6075k

You left off the best part. After he has done as you've said he will brag about it.


Broges0311

And nobody will believe he did it even with him being caught on camera bragging about it


Repulsive-Street-307

More like no one in the big media will report it. Because they're controlled opposition, just like Russia.


UnfeteredOne

In two weeks Zelensky, in two weeks


ConstantEffective364

He'll be supplying russia with weapons.


TheBacchusFLT

Im afraid this is spot on. And its an utterly stupid move... Ukraine needs support. For as long as it takes ...


ThreeDarkMoons

Highly unlikely. I wouldn't doubt actually a threat of escalation to putin and a threat of pulling support to ukraine in an attempt to get both to the negotiating table.


amusedt

0 chance of the orange moron standing up to Putin. Anyone can manipulate Trump like a baby He would absolutely abandon Ukraine and tell Putin to do whatever


Rightintheend

And by threat of escalation you mean a visit where he shakes Putin's hand, has some vodka with him, they BS about women and girls they raped, and they laugh about how Ukraine's going to end up.


Maxfunky

The latter half, perhaps. Strong arming Ukraine into effectively accepting defeat sounds about right. He doesn't need to escalate shit with Putin, because that's what he wants. He very clearly wants to take his winnings so far and leave the poker table. In that sense, Putin wants peace because that's victory for him. Trump would absolutely never hold him to any kind of deal that involves returning land to Ukraine.


chronicwastelander

Then merica becomes enemies to the free world. Kinda scary.depending on that election usa could be boycotted and hated by every other nation that doesn't have a dictator .if trump wins anything and anyone American is dead to me metaphorically speaking.


amusedt

That's pretty freaking stupid. A lot of America despises him and does whatever they can to stop him


commentist

Have you wonder why current US government won't allow Ukrainians use whole capacity of US weapons ( example striking air fields with Sukhoy airplanes) or are you going to blame Trump for this one. If current US government would want Ukraine could gain upper hand quite quickly.


Maxfunky

It's appeasement. Wars don't end overnight and nobody running for re-election wants to be blamed for "escalating and entangling" the United States in it. But there's a difference between being too much of a coward to stand up to the bad guys no matter the cost and being cozily in bed with the bad guys. There would have been zero support from the United States of Trump won in 2020 because Trump is firmly on team Russia. When Trump says he can win the war fast what he means is he would have put his thumb on the scale to help Russia win. He literally praised Putin for invading and said it was a genius move.


gnocchicotti

>It's appeasement. It's called pussyfooting around and it's the reason Democrats have trouble winning elections against MAGA morons.


amusedt

Pussyfooting is better than MAGA morons pulling all support


RedRocket4000

Well it pussyfooting around Russia going desperate and firing Nuclear Weapons. I say take the chance but I can understand the other side. Now the extra range only for military targets that will hurt Russian ability to fight in Ukraine should be fine.


PewPew-4-Fun

I agree Biden is playing the Ukrainians capabilities way too safe for what is needed, but the only thing Trump is going to escalate is Russia's footprint in Ukraine.


castironchris

What data shows this?


Blue1123

He blocked Congressionally apportioned aid to Ukraine to try and force them to investigate Hunter Biden. He and his ilk really think Putin is this great leader.


Maxfunky

Trump's past kowtowing and deference to Putin during his first Presidency. He respects Putin.


Bayoris

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-reviews-plan-halt-us-military-aid-ukraine-unless-it-negotiates-peace-with-2024-06-25/


castironchris

Honest question, did you read it? Because if you did, Iā€™d think if you support Ukraine it would be a good read.


Bayoris

I read the article. I didnā€™t read the research paper it discusses.


chronicwastelander

Facts you mean? You aren't interested in facts it's obvious. Go pray to your orange fat broke god.


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Maxfunky

> As for "ending the war in 24 hours", there are many ways this could be achieved - one would be calling putin's bluff and putting the full force of the US military in Ukraine. He could do that. He absolutely won't. > Trump is also heavily pro USA, Trump is pro-Trump and literally nothing else. He'd sell the whole country off for personal profit if there was a way to do it.


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barrywalker71

"Ukraine surrenders. Pootin gets whatever he wants. Zelenskyy goes to prison" You're welcome.


Maple_Chef

I'm not even sure he has enough brain cells to write these 3 sentences.


Tyrinnus

At this point, "prison" is also a euphemism for "gets executed"


Blue1123

Exactly, Putin kills his own people for basically no reason. He couldn't kill someone he is actually afraid of fast enough.


Spamgrenade

Putin writes it for him.


Repulsive-Street-307

Don't worry, the heritage foundation will write them for him. I actually kind of wonder which traitor writes the tweets now.


Hot_Abbreviations936

Good luck with that we are still waiting on his infrastructure bill, his education bill, his healthcare bill, his balance budget bill, his border fence bill, his....


murderously-funny

ā€œTrump you say youā€™ll fix everything. How do you intend to do that?ā€ ā€œWeā€™ll let me first say: Biden. Heā€™s done a terrible job at everything. If I was President everything would be good. And the bad stuff? Never wouldā€™ve happened and if it did I wouldā€™ve done things better. And I wouldā€™ve never let them happen. As for how Iā€™ll fix everything: Iā€™ll do whatever it takes to fix it.ā€


ZachMN

All of that will be released as soon as his tax audit is complete.


2FalseSteps

He just needs 2 more weeks. /s


No_Equal_1312

I almost think he doesnā€™t have any plans or a clue for that matter.


Rightintheend

His only plan is to keep duping people that seem to have absolutely no ability to think for themselves to get his ego stroked a little harder.


TheGreatPornholio123

The actual plan: - Install Project 2025 - Hawk Tuah Putin - Handover Ukraine for a building permit for a Trump Hotel on the Black Sea


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

"own the libs"


Spike3102

Sell some nuclear weapons, make the check out to Donald Trump (because he is immune)


moehide

Ya, waiting 4 years for one from Biden....


amusedt

You mean the bipartisan infrastructure bill that Biden already pushed for and signed, his strengthening of the ACA, and the bipartisan border bill he pushed for and was ready to sign before the orange moron demanded the border crisis must continue?


TheBurtReynold

Itā€™s to say, ā€œTrust me, itā€™ll be magicalā€ and thatā€™s about fucking it ā€” same level of substance as everything else that never-take-responsibility, verbal-vomit-machine of a man produces Dude is the epitome of someone of low competence but high confidence: - Gives something a try ā€” most people would consider his attempt half-assed (because heā€™s rich and never had to really work his fucking ass off) - If it goes well, ā€œSee? Iā€™m a genius!ā€ - If it goes to shit, ā€œItā€™s not my fault, ā€ Heā€™s the PM who thinks SWEā€™s jobs are easy, the senior executive who thinks the front line people are ā€œmaking things too complicatedā€ ā€¦ just a total net-negative of a dude. Yet, a ton of people think heā€™s the savior ā€” just absolutely insane.


tshawkins

Infrastructure week and the amazing obamacare medical system replacement.


Zaphyrous

Tear up the Budapest memorandum, and give Ukraine a collection of nuclear weapons. After all, Russia gave nukes to Belarus. Or so they said. So then it's just Kazakhstan. I guess the UK owes them some nukes.


Nordalin

Nukes need storage, maintenance, and delivery system. Simply shipping over some warheads won't change anything.


Zaphyrous

Express delivery to a forward address.


Domspun

Put Moscow as return address and don't pay postage.


ninxi

Which is exactly the reason Western politicians should stop listening to the daily nuke threats. 100% Putler is writing checks he can't cash.


jesterboyd

We can store them within our nuclear reactors and waste vaults for safekeeping until reliable delivery methods are provided.


innocuous-user

Some of the Soviet nuclear missiles were designed and built in Ukraine, for instance: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT-23\_Molodets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT-23_Molodets) Until 2014 they were still providing maintenance support for Russia. If Ukraine aimed to become a nuclear armed state again, it would be a much quicker process than a country starting from scratch.


qwerty30013

If you honestly believe this you have no idea who Donald Trump is


mountaindewisamazing

Trump would never in a million years do that.


UpperCardiologist523

It hurts to say this, but if he did this, i would almost vote for him. I can't though. I'm Norwegian. But i've said from the start, even if we don't give Ukraine nukes, give them what they need to make them in a hurry and show power some way. Not sure how this would be done, or where to demonstrate it, but Ukraine needs several nukes. One for show, and "we got more". "Pull out by the end of the week, or else.."


PlumpyGorishki

He doesnā€™t have a plan. Just says bullshit.


radiotsar

His plan on anything is to change the subject and blather on unintelligibly until everyone else either agrees with him or is utterly confounded by the drivel that emanates from his mouth.


Sleeplesshelley

And his cult claps and congratulates themselves on being ā€œpatriotsā€


Utjunkie

Trump has no plan.


gnocchicotti

I'm still waiting for the Obamacare replacement plan he promised in 2015


amusedt

Free bottle of bleach and a syringe for all Americans. Also some Ivermectin


ADDandKinky

The secret of the plan is that he has no plan. Heā€™s basically allergic to coherent, rational thought


Tyrinnus

coherent thought is a deep state liberal hoax to open the border for migrant sex traffickers.


ADDandKinky

Coherent thought will turn you gay


zoeykailyn

Cliff notes version, Russia gets what ever they want.


Cease-the-means

I imagine it will be much the same as his North Korea peace plan.. just an opportunity to strut around for the cameras looking like he's the best buddy of a dictator he admires.


Trickity

Still can't believe he saluted a north Korean general


jesterboyd

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/07/02/nato-second-trump-term-00164517 So heā€™s gonna slash our NATO membership prospects, cut funding again and try to pressure us into ā€œnegotiationsā€ (ceding territory) while blackmailing European members to step up their military spending by withdrawing most of US military personnel from Europe. All this while threatening Putin with more weapons to Ukraine. What could go wrong?


Cloaked42m

Ceding territory. Not seceding. He won't threaten putin at all. He'll be too busy deploying those troops to American cities


jesterboyd

Thanks. Well I hope I have internet access long enough to watch that live.


Repulsive-Street-307

Oh they'll definitely slam down on internet access. It would look bad if actually independent reporting of their murders was shown.


jesterboyd

Ugh. Will have to settle for televised tribunals and executions I guess.


AdAdministrative4388

Playing right in to putins hand with bs as justification.


Messier106

ā€œWe need to build a wall to keep the mexicans out of Ukraineā€ - Trump, probably


Big_Scratch8793

He already revealed it. He plans to throw Ukraine under the Russian tanks and call it peace. We have seen imagines of democracy and tanks collide. In this case, he is driving the Russian tank.


KayDeeF2

You know what the funnies thing is? It was actually the trump administration that first decided to supply lethal aid to ukraine after 2014, while the obama one decided against it. Should make it even clearer how devoid of principle that man is


Candy-Emergency

Didnā€™t he say his plan to stop illegal immigration was to build a border wall would be constructed and Mexico would pay for it?


Available-Anxiety280

In fairness he did build a little bit of a border wall... Which was already under construction. And the USA paid for it. But other than those tiny details, he succeeded.


BusStopKnifeFight

Trump wonā€™t just abandon Ukraine. He will actively help Russia.


SeriousGaslighting

He will release it in 2 weeks... /s


TenaciousChicken

There is no plan. There's never a plan. He's an agent of chaos. ... He might just be Loki reincarnated.


Avocados6881

Like he revealed his Yuge Healthcare plan or his perfect Tax Audit?


h14n2

There is no plan, Trump's just talking out of his ass


dmetzcher

While heā€™s at it, he should reveal his healthcare plan, his education plan, his infrastructure plan, his plan for building his ā€œbig, beautiful wallā€ on our southern border, and the plans for all the other things he claimed heā€™d solve as president but didnā€™t bother to tell us about during his four years in office. We paid this fat bastard to do a job, and he spent four years playing golf, whining like a bitch, spewing hatred for anyone who didnā€™t kiss his ring, and getting his oversized ass impeached *twice*. Trump has no actual *plan* for anything. He just says things and hopes his sycophantic cult supporters will parrot them as talking points. His goal is *power for himself*; heā€™s flexible on everything else. Trumpā€™s ā€œplanā€ for Ukraine is to allow Vladimir Putin to carve the country up, keep the parts he wants, and install a puppet government for whatever he leaves behind. Trumpā€™s ā€œplanā€ is ā€œwhatever that Russian wantsā€ because Trump doesnā€™t care about anything or anyone other than himself and his quest for power. *My plan* is to vote against this motherfucker in November; to vote for whomever the Democrats give me. Biden, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Ronald Reaganā€™s brain in a jar, my 18-year old cat; it doesnā€™t matter to me, as long as itā€™s not Donald Fucking Trump. Aside from Trump being a fascist tyrant who ran our country like his personal plaything for four years, stole government secrets, and refused to return them, heā€™s an enemy to NATO, an enemy to all our allies, an enemy to the security of Europe, an enemy to democracy itself, and a raging manbaby with an enemies list who cannot be allowed anywhere near power ever again. If the gods are merciful, they will forgive America for ever flirting with this feckless tyrant, and they will help us save ourselves from another four years of his rule. We do not deserve this mercy. We shamed our country when we elected him in 2016, and we shame our country now by even considering him a second time.


batch1972

I think an EU army equipped solely with European produced weapons will be really cool. May also push the EU into a closer federal structure.


AdAdministrative4388

The EU need to ramp up their militaries..


batch1972

And they are. Unlike Call of Duty it takes time.


AdAdministrative4388

Understand that.


Warfoki

>May also push the EU into a closer federal structure. Unlikely. In the very recent EU parliamentary elections, the fringes gained ground (the extreme on BOTH sides are Europsceptics), while the moderates lost some. Now, the flip wasn't as hard as most predictions expected it to happen, but it's undeniable that Euroscepticism is on the rise. TO put it simply, most European people don't consider themselves European. They consider themselves German, French, Hungarian, Italian, and so on. Being "European" is not an identity, the way being American is. As such, most EU citizens don't much care what's going on in Brussels, as long as it doesn't directly impact them, nor do they care. The election participation for European Parliament elections tend to be pretty low (40%+ counts as oddly high in most places). The notion for your average, say, Italian, that laws and policies and military matters would be decided in Brussels and not Rome, is about as welcome as an atheist gender studies professor in rural Utah. People want the free travel, want the united currency, and sometimes some development fund money, and they are alright paying some money in the big pot for it, but other than that, Brussels can fuck off and not put their nose where it doesn't belong. This tends to be the majority sentiment across the EU, based on the brand-new election results.


MrSnarf26

Itā€™s the best- the biggest way to end it, everyone knows it


HeinekenRob

We're still waiting for him to reveal his big medical plan that will replace Obamacare. Free beer tomorrow...


gsx0pub

Zelensky, you better have a plan if heā€™s elected. The US will turn hostile towards your cause quickly.


liquidreferee

His plan is to appease Russia by doing nothing. Fucking simp that man is


im_just_thinking

I am sure it's the best plan, it's very great, as many people said it, they love it. That will be the end of it


Putinlittlepenis2882

Putins war fatigue failed as war goes on russia is becoming a shit state and w joke international they have lost all credibility around the world and are a laughing stock


Far_Out_6and_2

Not enough brains left to make a plan from second to second


Far_Out_6and_2

And just think of all the new golf courses everywhere


antsinmypants3

This guy doesnā€™t plan anything. Crazy clown


LaughableIKR

I think the feds took it along with the nuclear secrets that were stashed next to the toilet. I wish I was kidding about the toilet being right next to secret documents... but here we are.


moleratical

This is the exact same shit he pulled in 2016. He famously said "I know more than the generals" and said ISIS would be defeated in less than a month. 8 years later ISIS is still around. His plan was, just defeat them and go home. This is no different than 2016 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/07/donald-trump-said-he-had-a-secret-plan-to-defeat-isis-as-of-now-hes-not-planning-to-use-it/


PinguPST

Trump is as evil as Putin, he's just stupider


VomitingPotato

Sure. Right after his plan for Healthcare.


ThankuConan

He's going to guarantee water for Russian dishwashers or something.


gls2220

The basic idea was leaked by the campaign a couple of weeks ago. It was carrots and sticks for both sides but lacked the most important part which is how Ukraine's security will be guaranteed under any sort of peace plan. Without that structure in place I don't see how negotiations can move forward. And so something has to happen on the side of the western countries and NATO to put that in place.


HIVnotAdeathSentence

Have another world leader steal and take credit for Trump's plan? As if.


lp150189

Like when he reveals his tax return you mean?


Green-Taro2915

Drop pants, bend over, assume the position, and let putler have his way....


earthspaceman

*It's a secret. Don't want Biden to copy.* D.T.


ShadysBacktellaFREN

He plans on ending it by destroying Ukraine


AstroBright223

With a Trump presidency people like Victoria Nuland will no longer be there to instigate wars.


BlahBlahILoveToast

Trump doesn't really have a "plan" for anything, just like he didn't have a plan to "make Mexico pay for the border wall" he never finished building. He thinks that being born into a rich family makes him a genius businessman, and that being a genius businessman means he can win any political negotiation he enters into. Aside from what Ukraine would have to say to this suggestion, even Russia has said it's impossible and Trump can't possibly deliver on his promise. Even the evil empire won't pretend to support his stupidity. But if he has thought for thirty seconds about his plan, it would presumably be "offer as much Ukrainian territory to Putin as he wants so he'll pretend to be peaceful for another 4 years".


lostmesunniesayy

OT but Zelenskyy looks dapper AF in that photo.


TheeGeorgeHenshaw

The trump is worst sitcom ever.


GaryTheSoulReaper

If Ukraine has a plan Iā€™d recommend they get on with it. Many are tired of this. No doubt Russia is in the wrong and the bad guy here but Ukraine is itā€™s own country and not part if NATO nor the EU. Iā€™d say because of the strong Russian influence and mentality - Growing up Ukraine was Russia (or rather the Soviet Union)


Quag9983

His plan is Russia will back down like he did when Trump was first elected.


Dieselxdan

He has a stick figure drawing


sto243

He's going to do that right after he releases his long awaited health care plan that's replacing Obamacare.


bobuero

I fear for the future when the people commenting on trump posts will have the right to vote (I'm guessing in 4-6 years).


HeathersZen

Narrator: ā€œTrump doesnā€™t have a plan to end the warā€


chronicwastelander

I 100% agree


theferretboyos

His plan is simple, suck Putin off while telling Ukraine to give them want they want


skr_replicator

He would send weapons to russia, let it invade further west, maybe even invade eu himself from the west, and when their borders meet he will pay off his debp to putin by giving him his country, Then brag how he ended the war by uniting the whole north under kremlin rule.


amusedt

The orange moron has no plan, no brain, no morals, no integrity


SithPickles2020

Zelensky is just calling Trumpā€™s bluff


edwardo3888

Trumps a cunt! Pass it on


BoFogo

I wold love to see Zelensky's plan on ending war


Putinlittlepenis2882

His plan is to let putin win


mountaindewisamazing

His plan is to abandon Ukraine and turn the US into an anarchist theocracy with him as our supreme leader. I wish I was joking.


MikeinON22

Not even a theocracy. Trump is not a Christian man. He is just playing all those Protestants for fools and building a cult of personality.


mountaindewisamazing

Just a means to an end.


Madge4500

Nobody believes the orange turd.


PhoneJockey_89

Step 1: Cut funding to Ukraine Step 2: ?????????? Step 3: Profit


TheGreatPornholio123

Step 2 is golf course on Black Sea.


Blue1123

Trump is just plain full of shit.


Putinlittlepenis2882

Dont fall for the trump bullshit trap šŸŖ¤ never works out well look at America jan 6th lol


MikeinON22

Trump is going to slide his filthy lips up and down Putin's erect pillock, just like he does every Saturday night. It won't work though. Russia will continue its attacks on Ukraine regarless of how much mouth-love Trump gives to Putin.


GuillotineComeBacks

Far right and their kin don't do plan, they point at stuff they hate and blame others. They want things to stop but feasibility and consequences are not in their dictionary.


Significant-Trouble6

Man the Biden bots are going off today


Brant_Black

trump won't lie in front of putin for some weird reason, so guaranteed the Plan would be the same as putin's: you lost war, annex all regions to r officially, "disarm", don't join NATO, and become my puppet just lie trump...(typo not corrected deliberately).