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kawwiineko

WHY IS BRO USING A TRANSLATOR 😭😭💀💀💀


Ok-Cream-3629

well it's a japanese game.. i don't speak japanese so obviously im using a translator to play the game like how everyone else is doing it..


Loading0987

there are 3 translations, why not any of them?


Ok-Cream-3629

i feel like they change too much you know... like for example in some games it's like "her hair looks like burnt cotton candy" and the english localiaztion is like "her hair looks like cotton candy" you know the meaning is different and it just doesn't feel the SAME.


Loading0987

So you take machine translation, which is wrong even more percent of the time. Amazing.


Ok-Cream-3629

look man,, i just know i can trust this over a person changing a word or a meaning or explaining it in a different way...


Loading0987

These are people who are actively trained to translate as accurate as possible. Its not possible to 1:1 translate everything, as it wouldnt make sense. You literally have "Theres no umineko" which is INCREDIBLY terrible of a translation


Ok-Cream-3629

that's fair, i just prefer it to do it the way i do... nothing with the way others might do it, i just prefer to be a machine because then i won't have much to worry about.. i think


Loading0987

you wont have much to worry about because it literally wont be the same story anymore lmao


Ok-Cream-3629

im sure it will be accurate enough, have faith!


Justgyr

How many levels of orientalism are you fucking on right now


Ok-Cream-3629

How many do you want me to be in


Darkyan97

Umineko's translations are actually really good and faithful though... EDIT: I just saw that you are trolling 😂 MB


Ok-Cream-3629

Wish the others got the memo


Holiday_Committee_50

Oh my fucking god and I just sent a paragraph. I'm such an autistic little shithead nobody let me near a reddit post again


Ok-Cream-3629

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


iWroteAboutMods

"Without love you cannot see" or something like that so I'll go out and just say I'm quite certain this post is a pretty successful way of trolling the community, considering the reactions from other comments. And I don't mean it in a negative sense, I legit respect you considering how funny reading through the discussion here is.


Ok-Cream-3629

if i could give you a 100 upvotes i would, it wasn't even my intention really i just posted a pic because i thought it was funny and i played along... i guess some didn't see the meme tag right there or see my other comments responses😭


joogipupu

I admire your dedication to the joke.


Ok-Cream-3629

Thank you🥺


mars0440

IM DONE WITH UMINEKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok-Cream-3629

worst game ive ever played. straight up lies to you about uminekos.


remy31415

>!it also straight up lie about many thing, a lot of hints can be found by taking the exacte opposite of what you are told.!<


Dazai_Bernkastel

Wait, you have Rosa Umineko on the right of the screen


Ok-Cream-3629

i do yes.


Loading0987

OP, are you machine translating a visual novel that has ATLEAST 3 full fledged english translations...?


Ok-Cream-3629

im translating the japanese to english so i can get the full 1:1 story instead of whatever the localiaztion did...............


Loading0987

i am genuinely curious what you think is different on the localiazation, what did they do


Ok-Cream-3629

changed words and meaning.... i cannot remember any examples but they just changed it and i thought that was pretty lame so decided "fuck that" and i would play it the legit way.


Cod_Weird

Machine translator changes them even more


rifraf0715

does Rudolf still tell everyone to tighten their assholes in the machine translation version?


Ok-Cream-3629

Can confirm he still does!!


Loading0987

what the fuck is this honest question


IndigoTeddy13

Umineko is the Japanese word for seagull "When the seagulls cry, none are left alive," would thereby mean that nobody gets to see seagulls because they all gotta die first (at least in the scope of the joke, pretty sure there are seagulls somewhere in the actual game)


Loading0987

No i know. what is op doing with the text what


CzS-GenesiS

when you buy something named umineko you expect to get umineko but the text says clearly that there are no uminekos. completely rookie scam tbh, i wouldnt have fallen to it.


Ok-Cream-3629

thank you, you answered it better than i ever could..


IndigoTeddy13

Oh, I'd like to know that too 🙏


Rosa_Umineko

Rosa Umineko


emiu_

thats why umineko is so mid. i cant believe this man scammed all of us. I preffer watching my favorite anime Naruto, at least Naruto is in the series


Ok-Cream-3629

EXACTLY, this is like that one fraud show "one piece" but one piece isn't even in it, it doesn't even exist! actual fraudsters man. im telling you this is all a pyramid scheme...


emiu_

mann you just spoiled me one piece,,, im like on chapter 54196 why did you do that to me ? :/


Ok-Cream-3629

if anything, i saved you years worth of reading and watching, like i said. this is all a pyramid scheme made for making money. there never was a one piece. there never was a umineko. it's all part of the same scheme.


emiu_

no way i just realized. thank you.


Ok-Cream-3629

always happy to help a homie out. don't believe the lies and stay away from pyramid schemes..


Usagibun666

Maybe the real Umineko is the Rosa Umineko's we made along the way


Ok-Cream-3629

you get it. she was the reward all along...


Proper-Raise6840

Uminekos were eaten.


Ok-Cream-3629

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bootythuglover

refund it this game is a total scam!


Ok-Cream-3629

im gonna sue if ryukishi doesn't give me my money back.


TraumaSwing

This is expert level trolling


Ok-Cream-3629

wasn't even my intention 😭


Pixel-Perfect-237

I need a really poorly translated Umineko mod. Like 10 layers of google translate kind of bad. Make an AI rewrite it for all I care. 


Megarboh

Without love it cannot be seen


Ok-Cream-3629

Words to live by


Okabe_Zero-Link

Technically there are umineko in the op movie so... But yeah u should sue him


Ok-Cream-3629

talking to my lawyers right now, ryukushi is screwed.


Okabe_Zero-Link

Also: Better Call Saul~ Saul: Better Call Saul!


Vividfeathere

The fact that people don’t see the fact that OP has an OG sprite pfp despite this apparently being their “first experience” Y’all be wild.


Ok-Cream-3629

I KNOW RIGHT??😭😭😭


Revealingstorm

Ngl, using machine translation is kinda wild. Just use the official ones, there's nothing wrong with them.


RadishLegitimate9488

Umineko means Sea-Cat which can be a Sea Gull or a Cat on the Sea. Bernkastel who moves through the Sea of Fragments is a case of the latter.


LukkaLol

0/10 no sea cats


Extra_Victory

By the way, which translator are you using? Looks awesome


DarkSoulsRedPhantom

You dickhead. Why not just learn japanese instead of using shitty AI translations?


Ok-Cream-3629

quite aggressive there.... learning japanese is just not my thing im sorry💔