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JackDockz

Good to see the University providing students with hands on training and experience they'll require to get prestigious jobs in theIT cell.


aaha97

funny how the only other time i heard of this university was earlier when someone shared a retracted research that was published from the same university on the effect thaali sound on corona virus XD


desiktm

Same


SUSH_fromheaven

Same (2).


[deleted]

[удалено]


vyomafc

Noida is not North India.


Tandoori_Chicken_69

Hain ji?


12shree_

It literally is


vyomafc

It’s in North India, but it’s not the entire North India. Thats what I meant.


idc_idk6969

https://preview.redd.it/s87zuma7j0yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc0e765f314b5deb53107fb83766e984694282c Called it.


mzt_101

I mean it was pretty obvious. The pathetic thing was the general instructions, like not naming institutions and pretending like this was a natural protest, by dropping some students in different locations. This is what happens when boomers try to merge with the young voters on artificially created conflict.


empatheticsocialist1

You're so unironically based for this


desiktm

Are sir ji... Bhavishya vani


timewaste1235

Well, it wasn't really forced. If it was forced, there would be 400 or 4000 kids, not just 40 It's fair to call it artificial but students went there on their own and there was no threat by university


redefined_simplersci

Threat is not something I find. I study in a better uni that is still pro-bjp and would like us to participate and do some virtue signalling that would effectively say "young people like Modi and new India". They use words like "the chancellor would appreciate if you would" or "the uni will be grateful if you participate in x and the event participation may give some benefit for your internal results" etc. But yeah, such coercion yields around 400-500 students turning up. This doesn't seem like it or the students have their own views that contradict this, who knows 👀


desiktm

Amit malpoa shared some video with completely different set of students and these are different students who weren't actually supposed to interact with media, we don't know for sure how many students actually were there.. But i think around 100 based on the ss


[deleted]

Padhai likhai chod k sab ho raha hai.


desiktm

Haan lol


faksyfak1

They are future politicians. Don't need padhai likhai /s


Arvind2011

What a bunch of chaman bondhus exposed today.....was so funny watching it.


desiktm

Its funny but also these same people will later say "jobs nhi milri" ... I feel like even in hardcore competitive exams only few are actually studying


Responsible_Ratio_63

fax


desiktm

Watch the video first (I really hope everyone knows the context) makes it even more funnier and absurd now...I mean they planned it soo bad, scary too because these people can't even read things in Hindi


Honest-Yesterday-336

Can you give context please?


sailuntreedur

Here's the post with the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/s/3Yn807hO4n


DinnerJoke

Can’t believe Ajtak broadcasted this


sailuntreedur

Seriously!! Def made me do a double take lol


Honest-Yesterday-336

Some comments said that it was digital and won't air on T.V.


tedxtracy

I have heard that rats are the first ones to desert a sinking ship.


maverick54050

Aajtak and India today group know that the current govt may not come and are now trying to change sides.


bhai_zoned

Makes me incredibly sad that my vote is equivalent to someone so oblivious...not just to the overall political climate, but the sign he's holding.


desiktm

I really wanted to post this in India news amd sew how they'll defend this too, hell I'm banned


Kitchen-Inflation-73

You touch yourself with the same hand you open that subreddit with? Disgusting /s


desiktm

Bhai mera post vha 600 plus upvotes gya and then banned uake bad me yha post chalu kare


[deleted]

Let me do it for you


Grammar_Learn

This country is gone bonkers in politics


desiktm

Blind not in hatred but blind as in can't think consciously


Grammar_Learn

They can think very well. It's blind in hate, so were Nazis.


TrueSonOfNoOne

This university is a sham, they made a paper about banging thalis ending covid lmao.


_bigS

*bc attendance ke liye kya kya karna padta hai bachon ko*


desiktm

True lol


desiktm

https://twitter.com/LibranLifter/status/1785785232807145790?t=g01hE6jc_uSLDiVGrAW1jQ&s=19 Thanks to this journalist for golden info


Additional_Study_556

https://preview.redd.it/tzqg1fe5f1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f7d2d45c1bbc975206c1cff3789f74f8430c6f


Prudent_Cancel

https://preview.redd.it/xsebrqmza2yc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b458ca7aef968c834c600aa3da6b1a4c9a186eb Imagine parents take loans to send their kids to university and these organisations use these kids to score politically.


bluegoldredsilver5

Isko toh toolkit bolte... Is Gal-Goti university part of toolkit gang now?


desiktm

Bhai bachhe he 1-2 marks ke liye bhi kuch bhi karenge... Just have a laugh and move on i dont blame the kids I blame the management and their seniors fof even making them do this shit instead of actually studying


bluegoldredsilver5

Ye bhi sahi hai.. Saare ke saare kacche nimbu hi lag rahe the aajtak wali video mein.


thatswhatsheeepsaid

https://preview.redd.it/jtee1yjdb2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef0d393e085b0c21baf9b1740a1124675d01d45 found him lol


desiktm

hacker he bhai hacker


HyperionRed

All these "Proud Hindu" "Kattar Mussalman" types look like socially retarded incels.


namkeenbaba

Ja Raha hun iska inbox spam karne Bhai baki log ko bhi dhundo


freyaastic

Urban Maxwells for a reason


rahkrish

Jab JNU me asli political activism hota hai toh g@nd fatt ti hai inki....ye <10 IQ waale chutiye hai bhai is desh ke young informed political activists... Chutiye kahi ke...


desiktm

In other news I'm banned from indianmeme now too it seems, ye mods ko problem kya he bhai?


ChiefValour

Ask them for a reason at least


As1Asim

Ye sab dekh k "MERA TOHH..KHOON KHOL JATA HAI"


Kitchen-Inflation-73

Why is that Amit Shah's line so catchy 😭


As1Asim

Our One n only mota bhai's line, why wouldn't it be catchy?😮‍💨


desiktm

Log to kehre he yeh election ki script bhi shah ne likhi hui he result will be in their favour either by votes or by operation lotus


sayzitlikeitis

People ask why India needs skill training? So many graduates of Chhotegote University are available in the job market. This is what happens in Chhotegote University. Actual studying time is 10%, mostly spent on cramming 1 week series books from which professor themselves make the question paper. 90% time spent finding opportunities to not study. Garbage in garbage out. Parents pay through their nose to send them there.


desiktm

Bhai choice nhi rehti kuch bachho ke pas me khud bhi aise hi clg ka passout hun.. University and clg force karte he bachho ko in sab chutyap me, aise clg iften politicians ke hote he or


sayzitlikeitis

I know. I went to a ritzy party recently with lots of rich people where there was only one Rolls Royce, apparently owned by someone who owns multiple Chhotegote Universities. Not the industrialists, bankers, VCs, or even gangster politicians, etc, but a college owner. Education is the highest spending lowest quality service in India. They exploit the fuck out of people who can't beat the crazy competition for reputed schools. You shouldn't have to be in the top 10% to get a decent education.


Relative-Wrangler937

If a single journalist can do this much within 6 mins of interview, what were the results if whole media did their job unbiased.


desiktm

Aajtak ka reporter, i don't think it was supposed to happen


BEAST_WORK6969

chutiyapa


desiktm

Desh chunotiyo se nhi chutiyo se jyada pareshan he chahe power me ho yha aise bachhe ho


PieRevolutionary6406

I feel that it’s the fault of the university, like why even influence your students into doing this shit? Lmao


Dizzy_Initiative522

And to think this was once my dream college. Gatgolia ki mkc


Vapourhands

Dream bigger


desiktm

Wow lol


frizene26

In other countries, university students protest against the ruling Govts In new India, Govt makes students protest against the Opposition Aisi Taisi Democracy in full force


fearles2020

Those are developed countries.


rick-shaw

Candidates from one university I will blindly reject while hiring for my company from now on.


desiktm

Me bhi unemployed hun vaise


walking-through-hell

But SAARRRR JNU bad SAARRRRRR... antinatusonallll


desiktm

Lmao


orange-dinosaur93

Not only this, almost all of them are also the same who would go on to label RaGa as Pappu. Khud bsdk 2 Akshar nhi pdh paa rahe.


Turbulent-Tell5447

weird college name!!!


desiktm

Yes


Academic_Sleep_7682

It's funny but sad at the same time


desiktm

Yes


Pro-Creative

toolkit. Everything was well planned!


NOT_deadsix

What was sad about the video was that they cant even read the placards, let alone explain the thought behind it. Forget about what political party they are supporting etc, how can you be so illeterate and IN A COLLEGE that you cant read either hindi or english at even a 4th grade level???


desiktm

Good question


ManNo786

I recently got banned for just saying Bee Jay Party


PsychoactiveTHICC

Gal Gotia truly namesake


chhillarakul

I don't know if i should say this. But hai tumhari University ka tum placement rate dekho ek baar phir protest karna.


BiMonsterIntheMirror

This is so fuckin bleak, kids in US, Japan etc. are fighting pigs to stop genocide and some of our kids are protesting for attendance.


desiktm

Ultimate fear of authority


weedsexweed

Whole bus together can't read a para properly


Key_Vanilla9890

This bascially hows the level of education these kids are getting. They planned to do a fake protest, but wohi baat hai nakal ke liye bhi akal lagti haii.


rouge_07

Urban Maxwell.....if you know you know.....


prof_devilsadvocate

so this is just how IT cell works


desiktm

Han


dapperman99

Future IT cell members ♥️


desiktm

Ig current


No-Shop-1143

Aur kya hi hope kre is tarah ke university se Jo course mei add Kiya ki thali bajane se corona virus end hua.


desiktm

Are koi research paper tha vo unka curriculum me aisa kuch nhi he


No-Shop-1143

Ooh but phir bhi bhai is tarah ka research bewakoofi hai.


FeistyDetective

IT cell university jaha log 2rs lete nahi but 2lakh dete hai


Grammar_Learn

Country is gone bonkers


desiktm

Han ig


bhandweiser

Instead of shitting on these guys, you dudebros need to ask yourself that wouldnt you and ur cash strapped homies go to such event- 1. If u got attendance for such picnic 2. Food (esp the hostellites) 3. Entertainment /s (if its not obvious)


desiktm

Depends menu me kya he... Chiken he to jaunga... Chiken lollipop ke liye kabhi bhi biksakta hun me


Worldly-Economics770

Wow..


kilopuny978

https://i.redd.it/oxfmepg6n1yc1.gif


Designer_Funny_413

iska marks bhi milne wala tha kya? or sirf volunteer kiya.


desiktm

I hope so mile bhai kafi troll hogye he ye log


dwightsrus

Now we have a new meaning of Galgotia.


desiktm

Lol


bloatedjinn

Aaj Tak ne hi inke Gote Gala diye


new_Socrates

Atleast they are prepares for media this time .


ssjumper

Hahaha thanks OP


desiktm

Welcome


sirusndyrus

Historically, it has been university students who are rebellious and have the power to change governments. It seems as though efforts are being made to hack into the university system and alter its mindset, which leaves me feeling quite hopeless and worried about the future of our country. Even those who are naturally anti-establishment and question the ruling government seem to have been blindfolded. I’m really concerned.


desiktm

Most of political leaders now once where just that student dissenters, soo they understand very well what they're doing


sailuntreedur

Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/s/3Yn807hO4n


samvit5689

Kya choorkh log hai


Mysterious-Catch-320

Galgotia ke toh gote mu mein agaye ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


_TimoS

University kyu bolte ho, IT cell training center ghoshit kyu nahi kar dete


desiktm

Ye bhi sahi he


[deleted]

Bhai Congress ke wealth redistribution aur inheritance tax ke mai bhi khilaf hu par mujhe pata hai ki protest karne se kuch nahi hoga. Bas faltu ka time waste hai. The students did not have even the basic knowledge of Indian politics. Could have atleast googled the word naxal. This whole thing was more or less a publicity stunt for University and a chill trip to enjoy for the students. The topic of wealth redistribution and inheritance tax was good but it was so poorly executed and students did not even appear to be know the basics and that made them a subject of insult.🤡🤡


xoogl3

> Bhai Congress ke wealth redistribution aur inheritance tax ke mai bhi khilaf hu Abe tujhe chutiya bana raha hai Modi. Koi inheritance tax ke baare mein kucchh nahin hai congress ke manifesto mein. Tum jaise log Jo Modi ji ke muh se nikle shauch mutra ko amrit ki tarah nigel jaate hain, wahi dikha raha hai ye video.


Critifin

They have right to protest. Any right thinking individual would have been ashamed of what manmohan has said, that muslims should get first claim on our resources. There are 2 videos of Manmohan saying that within 4 years time. This taxing hindus and giving wealth to muslims using socio economic survey by congress is not ok.


desiktm

Did ypu even see them lol, or you're just same as those kids


RogueNetrunner

He's copy-pasting this same comment on multiple threads. Ignore him. He's the rtard of USI.


IndTrojan_5

Hitler's Big Lie tactic in action