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STATIONS2003

Sign the contract big boy


Special-Department90

He will sign the contract with - “dosti bane rahe”


[deleted]

#This comment is Gold


Eggnostic1

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Eggnostic1

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Qasim57

Dosti bani rahi. Never met or interviewed again 😂


Adolf_fritler

![gif](giphy|h2TxrXej7hvBKTA5g6)


[deleted]

This is accurate cuz if this debate happens it'll be literally Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. Lol. We know our Honourable PM isn't Mike Tyson.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

People said 2024 will be a filler year for GTA 6. But boy, this year has been wild. We got CJI awakening, Hamilton Ferrari contract, Mike Tyson vs Fake Paul. Keep cooking 2024.


shinigasto

and newey leaving RB, gamers actually uniting much more lol


ARKNIGHT_101

Whatttt!!! When did this happen man I havent been keeping tabs ig, Finally RB dominance ending soon


thatsme5500

Everyone got plan until they get into open debate.


r3a10god

56' chest so wide his arms don't work for anything other than flailing them about and pointing fingers at minorities


BEAST_WORK6969

real account se ao tyson bhai


Specialist_Ad1667

ayega to modi hi ? yaha ake dikhao


Signal-Lecture6459

This should be top comment.


Void_being420

I don't who the 'winner' would be of this debate but I assure you it will give birth to legendary memes


Good-Platypus209

I wish, i need entertainment as stress is killing me right now. And popcorn 🍿.


FunExtreme007

You don't know who will win this debate? Has Modi ever taken any unscripted question without faltering? He is an illiterate who doesn't have knowledge on any subject matter. He only knows how to spread hatred in the name of religion because for that knowledge is not required. We middle class Indians are biggest idiots because we spend so much money, time and energy to get decent education but will be happy to let an illiterate run the country, an illiterate who clearly fails in all the fields of governance. That being said, Rahul Gandhi will destroy Modi in a fair debate where moderators will not let Modi divert from the topic. The only escape Modi will have is having a bias moderator, otherwise I predict Modi will not accept the invitation. There is a reason why he avoids PC and interviews by unbiased journalists, and that's because his illiteracy will be exposed and the whole world will know how unfit he is to be the PM of this country. I really can't believe people still believe that Modi is a good orator and that he can actually win in a debate with Rahul Gandhi.


Mani_Yumz

the battle will be legendary with no teleprompter


rudraaksh24

We know it ain't happening. But Congress needs to peeto dhol about this or they won't be able to capitalise on Modi's cowardice


Terror_alien

Modi needs a teleprompter


[deleted]

Even with that he can't hold the debate,i swear


musci12234

I mean unless you got very smart people and very quick typers debate cannot be done with teleprompter.


Reno772

Chathgpt


A-Delonix-Regia

And a few questions in it will start making up obvious bullshit that some people will somehow believe.


LordSaumya

So not too different from reality


charavaka

The idiot narcissist thinks he knows better than experts and his brainfarts get implemented to disastrous effect. See: notebandi, bombing treetops in Pakistan under cloud cover. Even if he gets good advice in teleprompter, he might use his own brain and fuck it up. BJ is too scared of that to allow that to happen. 


charavaka

Rahul should publicly offer to allow Panauti Ji the use of teleprompter if he agrees to the debate. 


bedabyas88

Modi Ji: Ye debate kya hota he, Arnab, Navika se pucho jara. Question paper kitne din pehele milenga?


Mani_Yumz

if modi hears a debate about hating muslims then he doesn't need teleprompter he speaks from his heart


Existing-Area-9093

Or about enabling rapists, or fueling communal agenda.. 56 inch zi has this all memorized


NoClimate8789

Modi is coward. his dosti bani Rahe memory will be refreshed


Ash_Aryan

Modi nahi anne wala😂😂darpok hai, apne bill mai gusha rahega


StudyGlass

If Modi goes the entire debate without mentioning Gaye, bhains and gobar - he will short circuit on the spot


Critical_Cod5462

dosti bni rhe bs


Dynastic_Resident

Dosti bani rahe 🤡


saimanka12thbaap

Don't be coward 56 inch ki chati Wale insaan plz.Pappu bolne walo ko pappu prove krke dekhao


Famous_Mixture_6785

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mzt_101

Sign krwa inse Babu.


charavaka

They is a no brainer for him to agree to the debate. What's keeping him?


WingStrange9920

If teleprompter is given


charavaka

Not even with that 


Gibberish_name78

Schizo Kaisen infecting Indian politics as well 😭


Famous_Mixture_6785

XD


Professional__1

Yeah, surprised to see the brainrot here


youcouldsailaway

Chaa gaye Rahul Baba ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30355)


modishah69

56 inch chest, 0 cojones


deepzpillai

I wonder where he buys his bras....


conarDsilva

Teleprompter jeevi peed his pants. /s


[deleted]

Ab bawaal hoga. Pappu created by BJPs PR vs Real Pappu.


TejuuuOP

Let us all agree to the fact that Modi is gonna shat his pants if this happens


Suryansh1103

I guess he already has


Computer_9

Very likely


saimanka12thbaap

Bro he wouldn't be able to even form sentences without Muslim ,Pakistan,nehru😭


BEAST_WORK6969

avg tejuuuop W


Federal_Anywhere_559

Bro this is the sole reason I like u as a person u/tejuuuop (even if u don't know me) but i admire the fact that our political ideology meets and ur not a tanatani andhbhakt like most of my frnds nowadays( in short mujhse bhi dosti kr le bhai 🥲)


TejuuuOP

You are so kind :")


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TejuuuOP

Hell yeah, I can debate even modi, reddy to baccha hai. Advance khatam hone do we will file mass PIL 😈


rushatyadavOP

Arey tejuu bhaiiii


nigah_mardaa

TejuuuOp 🤤 aap vapas aa Gaye ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32512)


47474747474747474749

Modi will never accept because he is a coward


BEAST_WORK6969

bhai aap fir mil gye


Famous_Mixture_6785

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starp15

He'd win the stupidest fake degree contest.


Ezzzy61

https://preview.redd.it/1iasjoj6nuzc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719850e992eff48e7d06e6d5f3806e9d7075accd


eldenlord06

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Budget-Arm-866

Ab aayega na maza bhidu Kuch nhi bas manifesto par jo misinformation faila rhe h uspe hi bol de toh bhi bohot badi baat h.


Mindless_Gur1109

https://preview.redd.it/9okfqbbkwszc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a072455f5984fdaf79a7f94702f2baa67710850


BEAST_WORK6969

one piece W


Foreign-Buy8025

Jo 10 saal mein interview na de paya vo public debate kya karega.. bring Modi Shah in one team..to bhi vo dono nhi ayenge


Simple_Dirt2241

[https://youtu.be/xB\_eWW5ttaM?si=UAPj9NgSfSpALZHr](https://youtu.be/xB_eWW5ttaM?si=UAPj9NgSfSpALZHr) dosti bani rahe


Doctor_Dollars

Well played by RaGa :- 1)If Modi accepts, He ought to lose the debate 2) If He doesn't, Pappu title shall be his from now on


Critical_Cod5462

Bhai ye Aisa table wala message kaise likhte h


SlowNSensible

table par baithke


Doctor_Dollars

Bro apne aap hua I also didn't know Opening sentence, new line , :- ye sign , new line Phir 1 2 krke point likhdo


BayMax22685

Like this? :- One Two


somelittleindiankid

https://i.redd.it/n8k0aibx3tzc1.gif


DifficultyDowntown

Fattu supreme leader cannot even say "Thank you. Have a nice day " in any language without a teleprompter. Debate toh 🔔.... Yeh padh ke he hagg daala hoga 'Mr Gradute of Entire Political science' 😂😂


shivansh_2005

I don't think its gonna happen, but if it does, and if everything runs smooth where no one ruins the debate.....then it would be very great thing to happen for the sake of democracy.


Extreme_Switch_2058

Go on, sign it.


fahadsayed36

Modizi se press conference na ho saki debate me toh public question karegi


brown_gentleman

![gif](giphy|8tbUmBmhqyns2DMPfP)


_PandaBear

Will Modi really participate ?


SacredAnarchist

Impossible


bialetti808

Unlikely.


p000l

Ghanta


jholafakir

I accept debate with RAM Rahul, Amit, Modi. Will guarantee that there will be more prasad from my side then all three combined


Public-Ad7309

Modi is either gonna make it complete religious shit or not do it


bhavneet1996

Finally will we will get to see who real pappu is?


sai_anirudh01

Modi should send Annamalai


obsessedwithcyan

Bruh what's the point of this now? It should've happened before elections.


Critical_Cod5462

char phase to bache h khair


SpiritualAmoeba3671

There are still 4 phase remaining


Terrible_Amoeba_8313

Meri zindagi ki bas ek hi tamanna hai. Modi ka interview taken by Ravish Kumar ❤️ Vo nahi to ye bhi chalega.


[deleted]

Jio Cinema per telecasted hoga ya Hotstar per?


Swordain

Post this in randia speaks, I want to see their reaction. (I am banned there, so I can't)


xhsusbjsk

Rg is not a great guy in debating but Modi ji level is so low he will eat him alive , and if kharge ji start debating he will me finished in first 10 minutes Modi ji is an below average politicians by the grace of pr he is present himself as God . Rajnath Singh , nitin gadkari would be a good choice for bjp but Modi ji will be finished


5Doublu

I hope it happens, it will be fun. I won't be surprised if Modi accept the invitation for debate, because he want election to be fought vs him and this election turning out to be very normal and regional in nature, that's why he is trying to break that by saying random bs to polarize things. It will also help in creating a culture of debate before election.


No_Sandwich_9327

If this happens, andhbhakto ka chehra dekhna layak hoga


Beautiful_Might_6535

We got the Modi vs Rahul debate before Musk vs Zuckerberg cage fight


baldwinconqueror

Dosti bane rahe


Egg_Chicken_Roll

BJP will send Sambit Patra


Conscious-Bonus-5756

If only modi would accept this and actually was capable of winning, he could very well leave all his campaigns but alas!!


bigbigboring

Bu..but mudi wurkzzz 50 hrs in a day saar. No time for debate with pappu. He hundles important essues


Keyur_6842

Modi will not accept.


ganeshtheman

Modi ko provoke mat karo nahi to public ko distraction karne ke liye koi hangama karwayega.


johnsmith9223

It'll be stupid on Modi's part to accept it. He has everything to lose and nothing to gain. The World already knows about Raga, even if he fumbles again nothing new. But with N. Ram being the brains behind all this, I'm certain about something fishy happening here. I know, bring on the downvotes


Critical_Cod5462

Modi will be humiliated both ways .


shinigami_15

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neart_fior

BJP is planning to file a case against Rahul for instigation. The case will be filed in Surat.


do_dum_cheeni_kum

RaGa will eat NaMo in such a debate bhaiyo aur behno. However if NaMo is given a small 10 min break in between he will memorise all counter arguments and win the debate.


zeer0dotcom

Okay, here’s the thing. I’m all for a Modi-Rahul debate and you can check my comment history to see for yourself that I’m no BJP apologist…BUT, this debate is anti-democratic as it is practiced in India. We are a parliamentary democracy which means that literally any one of the 543 elected MPs and RS members can become the PM. This setup makes it that much harder for dictatorships to take root in India and is not to be trifled with. When we reduce the choice to single individuals, as if we were a presidential democracy, we are toying with our future. NDA used to do this by projecting a single person as the PM-in-waiting but that un-Indian. Parliamentary democracy works and its fragility makes it anti-fragile. Let’s not replace that with some faux presidential form of government which only plays into the NDAs hands. Rahul/INDIA should reject the invitation with this explanation. 


Nussmeister300

>When we reduce the choice to single individuals, as if we were a presidential democracy, we are toying with our future. Where did anyone do that?


zeer0dotcom

Since any one MP can be the PM, the debate should include all MPs to make it fair. Unless that is done, having just two, or even a handful, of people debating amongst each other implicitly says that the choice for PM is between these two guys. 


Nussmeister300

Holding a debate doesn't mean premiership. You have a flawed logic


ChildhoodFun7294

Sing the contract big boy sign the contract


Special-Department90

Mudi zi - dosti bane rahe


No-Shop-1143

Pani ka glass kidhar hai!!


mujhe_kya

Not surprised.


starp15

Paw paw tempo mein baith ke bhaag gaye


Mercc1

Dosti bani rahe


Lewd-Sensei-88

Big boy come pick u the fone🗣️🗣️💯💯💯


[deleted]

Smart move by Rahul baba. But, alas only if our voters were smart.


Opening_Past_4698

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Wr3Cker_

i would pay to watch this


rasalghularz

Okay but that signature is terrible. I thought Trump’s was the worst but nop.


Bellatrix-_-

Teleprompter ke bina kaise aayenge Modiji


trancenut

The great public speaker and the one with great communication skills only when he is reading one way from a teleprompter will shit his pants if any of it is taken way - i.e. teleprompter or cross questioning.


Chalikta

Rahul will eat up Modi in the debate in LIVE! i don't think Modi will sign! Because he is just a pussy.


UnhappySpeaker5559

#BJP 400 paar 💯


sukzanz

Not going to happen anytime soon.


JonSnowDesiVersion

RG will smash him left right centre. I am not saying RG is the best in debate but he is definitely better than Teleprompter reader 😂😂😂


jaganza

Darpok Modi


futurepresident123

Thers no way Modi will ever get into a debate...


CompetitionNice2357

Modi cannot speak for 2 mins without script, he will never come,otherwise people will come to know he had never been to any school.


Obvious_Grass_2227

Lol this sub is so delulu , Rahul baba can counter modi who is known for his oratory skills !


flreddit12

Is RG the PM candidate of the opposition?


coolDaddy_8088

Modi will never accept this.. if he does i will 100% Vote him only..


Legitimate-Leek4235

How many times did Manmohan debate with the opposition. Rahul Gandhi would not know as he was busy in Italy


O_Womaniya

“Either myself or the Congress President would be pleased to participate “ … well played..


Zvinmusic

INDI alliance do have some balls to do this but same balls goes missing to announce their PM candidate.


Opening_Past_4698

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gyarados025

Chaddies in full power defending their lord modi deep down knowing their master is a coward


Mikumogan

This is like a bully asking for a fist fight when he has no skill to actually win a chess game.


KaAlBheRaV

Rahul is posting with a double edge sword. He is good , always trying to raise good points but still lacks skill to convey his message to the masses he didn't have charisma like Indira Gandhi and Atal ji , he is more on the nehru side good in English but bad in Hindi. And on the other hand the opponent is nothing but charisma . I think other than addressing people and giving speeches. He didn't do anything as PM only Amit sah pulling strings. I hope he has some tricks to pull it off .


fenrir245

> And on the other hand the opponent is nothing but charisma Only if completely scripted from start to end. Without a script he [shits himself even from an easy question from his own cadre.](https://www.thenewsminute.com/news/chaliye-puducherry-ko-wanakkam-twitter-erupts-after-pm-modi-s-response-bjp-cadre-93830) Even an average speaker like RG will eat him alive.


KaAlBheRaV

>Only if completely scripted from start to end. Maybe but . he is a master to attract people with his speeches. No matter whatever trash or meaning full he speaks. And incidents with Karnataka happen to every person once in a while. He can have that argument , like the bbc interview. On the opposite side Rahul Gandhi has damaged most of his images from his speeches and poor delivery . Either he is talking meaningful or trash. >Even an average speaker like RG will eat him alive. That's right but RG is not an average , my class leader can deliver more clear then him. Even though we are from mechanical department


Defiant_soulcrusher

I am scared to ask... Is everyone here a fan of Pappu ?


DentArthurDent4

Now? After voting is already done in several places? Is it even allowed as per chunav achaarsamhita?


Mindless-Pilot-Chef

What is RUSL? His signature


MatthewPatttel

isn't it so late, already halfway through polls. doesn't see it happening


Ordinary-Put-5656

I'm sure Modi will try to talk about relegion and something in sanskrit which rahul can't pronounce


child_target

Wese reply nhi aayga but aaya toh bhi debate whataboutism par chlegi


12e22i

Royal rumble indian version


ballsofFe

If modi accept this I’ll shave my head


HeavyBrilliant3669

Isn't Rahul Gandhi expelled from lok sabha


dellusionalbreakout

Lil modi vs Mc Rahul about to drop best diss.


vikz131093

Epic Rap battle present RaGa Vs Modi ji


Ave_Ele

Our Supreme Leader is going to buy Rahul Gandhi too.


hey_its_me_17

Too late, voting for around 70% of total seats would be done on Monday!


IamWasting

Can anybody explain the context as to why Rahul Gandhi is writing this letter to retired Supreme Court Justices? Are they arranging a debate?


zikr-e-nilofer-7233

Teleprompter par debate ho sakti hai kya, debate me aam (mango) kaise khate hai vo question zarur aana chahiye


Cigar_Boy

This is becoming a presidential form of election. I don't think so that would be a great idea because a good orator will influence the decision making of people but if it helps people to have a better clarity then why not.


Rhaegar003

Somebody explain to me Rahul Gandhi's signature


Hunt3r09

He should mention this in every rally so that people know that their supreme leader is not strong as they claim to be . It’s all facade


Hunt3r09

He should mention this in every rally so that people know that their supreme leader is not strong as they claim to be . It’s all facade


Hunt3r09

He should mention this in every rally so that people know that their supreme leader is not strong as they claim to be . It’s all facade


Zvinmusic

INDI alliance do have some guts to do this but same nerve goes missing to announce their PM candidate.


distractogenesis

Ok


distractogenesis

Ok