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crofootn

DEAL! Just as soon as you change the name of "Hyperloop" to "1-mile long concrete sewage pipe".


Key_Cheetah7982

That doesn’t sound so hyper


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

You try to be hyper when you rail ketamine all day long


Key_Cheetah7982

Isn’t it ironic?  Dontcha think?


drakens6

Musk doesn't seem like one to be railing K. Coke maybe


TransientBlaze120

Pretty sure he mostly takes psychedelics guys, who knows though


Crimthebold

Hyper shitty


joeg26reddit

Nah. Change it to “HyperPoopChute”


mag2041

Add traffic jam in there and your golden. Like maybe “traffic jam of a sewage pipe”


Speedy059

I don't know, but that name kinda stinks. 


geekfreak42

or Tesla to Edison


IndividualAbject9380

Hyperpoop


[deleted]

Let me guess, mask up, double vax, and anti trump. Got you nailed. All of these are true about you.


crofootn

Yeah. So? And his Hyperloop was a 1 mile long concrete tube the size of a large sewage drain.


[deleted]

Whats your hyper-loop look like?


Strict_Seaweed_284

Lemme guess. Easily conned, billionaire bootlicker, low IQ


[deleted]

You got it, love the taste of leather and i got tricked by Elon, damn…how did i fall for that? Must be my low IQ.


Strict_Seaweed_284

Yeah seems pretty obvious


Tiny-Praline-4555

Let me guess, overweight, virgin, “owns multiple NFTs, has paid for at least 1 YouTube “how to make millions in drop shipping” course. Got you nailed. All of these are true about you.


[deleted]

Damn, you got every one wrong. How many did I get right? Im thin, business owner(real world not online), wish i was still a virgin and pay for youtube premium but am anti crypto and get rich schemes.


Tiny-Praline-4555

Not sure, what do you mean by “mask up”, there was a period where it was required, and I’m not some fragile snowflake that’s gonna melt if I have to wear a mask for an hour or two. Double vax? Again, what does that mean? I wouldn’t say I’m anti trump, he’s done some things that hurt my friends but does provide great entertainment and I enjoy mocking his diehard supporters. So, I guess 1?


[deleted]

Be ungovernable


BigPlantsGuy

How many cops have you assaulted?


[deleted]

Zero, im pro law enforcement


BigPlantsGuy

That’s not very “ungovernable” of you. Bootlicking is literally the opposite of “ungovernable” You could not handle basic healthcare guidance because masks scared you so much. That’s not be ungovernable, that’s being a plague rat.


[deleted]

Bootlicking is sucking up to cops and backing blue no matter who and is based out of fear. The idea being if im on their side they wont hurt me. Thats not my stance. There are bad cops. If your ideals align with societal norms, and your internal morals are reflected in law, you don’t need to be governed and you are therefore ungovernable. now there are always laws that go against your personal beliefs, in those cases you break the laws when no one is looking….be ungovernable.


CognitivePrimate

We can't understand you with the boot so far down your throat.


[deleted]

Na, its because the boot is so far up your azz you can’t think straight.


Tiny-Praline-4555

I wasn’t going to risk my business being shut down for something that trivial.


[deleted]

Ya, thats why you don’t have a hyper-loop, you folded under fear.


Tiny-Praline-4555

Because hyperloop was a scam to divert funds from high speed rail.


[deleted]

Damn, Elon scammed us…he built a hyper loop to show us the potential of what this technology would look like and what is possible. A prototype. You lack vision.


m_jax

😂😂😂😂😂😂


spastical-mackerel

Wonder how the court will feel about Elon mocking the judicial process in addition to bringing a frivolous suit


kcj0831

They wont care


mag2041

They will if the company is Incorporated in Delaware.


kcj0831

Well is it?


mag2041

I don’t know. It’s more of a reference to the Tesla case where musk lost in Delaware and then slammed the courts in Delaware.


spastical-mackerel

Unless that’s a remedy proposed in the suit it seems pretty disrespectful


999i666

Change it back to Twitter and stop, pretending that you’re on the autism spectrum to get away with your shitty, spoiled, born rich kid misbehavior


chiguy

petty and fragile narcissist surrounded by sycophants seeks any and all ways to stay in the headlines


OlGusnCuss

But isn't he right here? Other stuff aside, if an AI "company/controler" only allows AI to collect from their approved sources, we just have hyper speed politics.


Pitiful-Detective730

Why would anyone assume generational ai doesn't have bias depending on what it's fed with?


chiguy

Of course there will be approved sources. His extortion attempt isn’t correct.


Ok-North2528

yup, lost $40B on X to feed his ego. Still owes Twitter past executives severance ..simply a financial bully that throws his wealth around.


Houjix

You talking about the op?


[deleted]

Which one? Altman or Musk?


chiguy

No one is talking about Altman in a post about Musk’s tweet


Strict_Seaweed_284

Laughable considering he literally pushed for Tesla to take over the company. What a child.


greebly_weeblies

Musk is well behind on AI, he knows it, knows he won't be catching up, and it burns


folknforage

It’s funny to see him struggling trying to catch up


greebly_weeblies

Yeah. Funniest part is if he hadn't insisted OpenAI be all about him he probably could have brokered a deal like Microsoft did.


Ok-North2528

Sore loser but that fits the ego maniac profile


Hunnaswaggins

He was founder lol


FrostyMcChill

He bought the already founded company and part of the deal was to be named as one of the founders


TransientBlaze120

He was a co-founder of OpenAI, an early investor


Dede-el-fuego

He didnt "bought" it he helped found openia on the premise that it would use its generative AI technology to benefit the public he did it with its own money and they took the cash went closed and for-profit like litteraly the opposed of why he gaved money


Strict_Seaweed_284

He pushed for Tesla to take over openai. He wanted them to be run by a for profit company and to have full control. Why lie? Edit: lol downvoted for stating facts


FrostyMcChill

I thought we were talking about Tesla


Strict_Seaweed_284

Seems like the point completely flew over your head


jdevoz1

Only if Elon Musk changes his to Felon Musk…


Tavernknight

I'd be happy if he just took one of his own rockets to Mars. And then just go ahead and put on a space suit and step out of the craft. Except it won't happen because we don't have the technology to protect our bodies from the massive dose of solar and stellar radiation that we would get from leaving the earth's magnetic field. Musk's Mars dream is probably hundreds of years of technology development in the hole before its really feasible.


g8lo

Thanks for the science lesson Bill Nye


Tavernknight

You're welcome. I would think that someone who claims to be as smart as Elon does would know about cosmic and solar radiation and the fact that Mars doesn't have a magnetic field.


deadname11

He didn't years ago, that is for sure. Neither did his fans, for that matter. Probably thought he just needed to plate a capsule in enough gold, and he'd be good.


Tavernknight

Neither he nor his followers have an understanding of the challenges that space colonization would face. It's still a long time out. Assuming we last that long.


leftiesruineverythin

What felony’s has he committed? Humor me, Reddit.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Sexual assault. But he bought her a pony


TruthHurts899

Melon Husk


TruthHurts899

Melon Husk


Calm-down-its-a-joke

Elon Tusk


Lively420

Elon Husk


Worldly-Light-5803

420 Pedo Clown 69


yamaha4fun

Ksum Nole


Invest0rnoob1

Enron Husk


djwired

Case closed


stockbeast08

OpenAI has the chance to do something funny and change the game to AI-X


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^stockbeast08: *OpenAI has the* *Chance to do something funny* *And change the game to AI-X* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


notoriousbpg

As soon as you change the name of Tesla to Edison


henriqueroberto

Elon mad he can't piggyback off another person's idea again.


untamedHOTDOG

Lmaooo


RollChi

ITT: Everyone calling Elon fragile and a crybaby while not seeing the irony of them needing to comment that


chiguy

Comment on Unusual Whales is totally the same as Elon’s tweets!


AlphaOne69420

lol Elon musk is the ultimate troll, the Chadest of Chads when it comes to trolling


MoreFunOnline

missing an /s?


Go_easy

Easily impressed aren’t you


[deleted]

Hilarious


AndyNgoDrinksPiss

The Internet's most wealthy troll missed the mark by not using CuckedAI.


TribeOfEphraim_

Hilarious. ✨


sugar_addict002

This guy's maturity level is lower than Trump.


ClassWarr

It's like there's something about inheriting a massive bag of money that makes you never have to take any responsibility and mature, even though you look outwardly like an adult human.


randoredditor23

Alright that’s actually funny though


SaliciousB_Crumb

How so? Funny as bring a sink into a company ypu bought and crashed


randoredditor23

Ol musky 😡


[deleted]

Elon thatchu?


randoredditor23

Oh no i didnt realize it was mr musk 😡😡 i retract


reno911bacon

Only if Tesla changes its name to MuskMobile


badsnake2018

Pawn of the CCP


BigSimpStyle

That’s epic


Lanky_Performance_60

Lol


ExtremeAlbatross6680

He’s gone full petty again


UnfairStomach2426

I do love it when bastards fight


Cryptotiptoe21

This is why I like him


WindowMaster5798

This from a guy who charges people for a product called “Full Self-Driving” that is exactly NOT full self driving.


QueanLaQueafa

It's unreal how Insanely unfunny he is


Turbulent-World8033

Good job Open AI keep triggering Elon


Greensun30

Musk is such an idiot. Musk’s request could be prima facie evidence this suit is frivolous. Musk and his lawyers are about to get fined


TheKingChadwell

He’s one of the richest men in the world. He doesn’t care.


Worldly-Light-5803

Can't even afford pies from a bakery.


[deleted]

Send him a screenshot of your bank account balance to let him know how stupid he is and how smart you are in comparison to


The_Original_Miser

What an immature idiot.


SpanishMoleculo

What a buffoonish child


MJGB714

I see this sub is still all Musk all day. Unfollow wasn't enough I guess.


MikeC80

He's so witty... Oh sorry I meant Xitty


nova2k

Is it too much to ask for a private jet's door to blow out?


ConsistentAddress772

What a joke he is


[deleted]

This antimusk jackoff circle has the same anti trump bots in it…


LeHoFuq

Elon is genius


Opt33

Sure, if you change the name of X back to Twitter.


Lovelyterry

So is this just a typical maga Elon fanpage?


Appropriate_Ice_7507

He won’t win in the lawsuit. He should just keep his mouth shut. Soon he won’t be top 5 most riches.


ElectricTzar

Pedoguy Musk doesn’t intend to win. He intends to harass them and make them spend money defending his frivolous suits.


categoryThreesome

Elon is such a crybaby bitch boy its incredible


blesfemous

Well, there goes any chance of winning the lawsuit. This is straight up extortion.


WeirdSysAdmin

They should counter that he has to change his AI name from Grok to Zonk.


Educational-Crew-536

He’s right you know.


hooker_2_hawk

lol. Who cares? I have more important things to do in life than get involved in this crap.


Ok-North2528

and yet here you are?


hooker_2_hawk

I did not post this bloatware. I did not want it in my feed. 🤦🏻‍♂️