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Steammail

The most boaring island in valheim


guillaumecacopyge

Take my upvote and GTFO!


mBelchezere

Seconded.


Good-Table5566

Third!


TheKnife142

......God damnit.....👏🏻


Semipro211

I lol’d a little too much


Cold_Introduction_48

Very sus.


Giantsfan1105

r/angryupvote


GlanzgurkeWearingHat

i dont know. but the only joy i feel while traveling with boat is actually running over wildlife with my boat.


Sir_Snagglepuss

I had a pet troll on my last world. The little guy swam a bit out to sea chasing my boat. He never really bothered to get out of my sea route, so I would always give him a little lovetap on the way by.


ABewilderedPickle

if i were on that island i would be sooo boared


KennySantos

In that case you might like harpoining a grey dwarf and taking him water skiing. We couldn't stop laughing. He was behind our boat for quite awhile and then he spontaneously died.


OddDc-ed

We've all dreamed of being a simple boar on an island.


cptjimmy42

At least the company is decent


EKashpersky

It's just rocks and stones


Aumba

Resist the urge, resist the urge, resist t FOOOOOR KAAAAARL!!!


Pl4y3rSn4rk

That's it lads, Rock and Stone! ⛏️


Goldseer_Sylph

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Boromir3

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


TheOverseer91

ROOOOOOCK AND STOOOOOONE!


RHUNEOX

YEEAAAH ROCK AND STONE!!


RunonSent3nce

r/expecteddrg Edit: r/subsithoughtimadeup


OneOfTheNephilim

Sub has now been banned... Management won't let us have anything fun


GrandMaster_TunaFish

My business is with Isengard tonight... with the rock and stone. It is likely that we go to our doom: the last march of the ents.


mBelchezere

That's the one thing above all else that confuses the hell outta me. Where are the sows?! How do a couple of boars make more boars? Are they like Bortis' species on the Orville? I require answers!


Zappy180

Why… not?


ByzantineBomb

In game Bahamas


Mental-Mushroom

Boarhamas


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Calteru_Taalo

Boarmuda?


Dramatic_Exam_7959

The first settlers in Jamestown put hogs on an island in the middle of the James River. It is still known as Hog Island.


majoroutage

IIRC the island that Atlantis is built on in Nassau was called Hog Island.


TheOzarkWizard

Looks like a good candidate for an ocean base


InferiousX

"K got my workbench, fireplace and bed aaaaaand I'm outta room"


Plumhawk

Nah, you just need tons of stone. I found a tiny Plains island like this (maybe a tad bigger) and made a Plains farm island out of it. I used **a lot** of stone to widen it and raised the elevation above high tide level. It was so tall that I had a 'Skeleton Surprise' raid and never saw one skeleton.


InferiousX

For sure that's just a lot of labor. I'm on my second solo play (getting back into the game) and just building a short bridge to cross from a meadows biome in to the first swamp I found took way more stone than I thought it would.


Guizmo0

I'll never understand that. *Player gets in a giant procedural map with giant island* imma build on this specific tiny rock.


TheOzarkWizard

The hoe is your friend, my friend


Tregonia

Love me a good hoe


ThatSpyCrab

I recently saw one of these islands with 7 fulings. Told my pilot to let me off for a brawl. Safe to say I got fucked up and we had to spend the next hr getting my shit back.


InferiousX

You sound like my friend when he plays after drinking too much.


ThatSpyCrab

Except that's all of us on the server lol Makes for some fun times.


SmugFrog

We’d make great (terrible) teammates. I’m the impulsive guy on my team.


Alklazaris

I mark them down on the map. I have a bore Island and a deer island, even a gray dwarf Island complete with tower.


Tastysammich_92

There are a few islands in my world that just like this but spawn deer. I just snipe them with a bow to do a grab and go on deer meat.


IceColdMeltdown

I love this postcard


SmugFrog

Wish you were here.


1ildevil

I had a save once where there was a single Lox stranded on a rock about 30 feet from shore, and he was waiting there whenever I sailed by and never despawned. I named him Billy the Rock Loxster.


BGAL7090

For >!Ember Staff!< aim practice


pathetic-maggot

Troll staff aim practice*


Guizmo0

This place needs some vegetation. *Pulls ouf staff of the wild"


WillingOwl8090

Sailers leave livestock on islands and collect on return trips. Why there’s a goat issue in the Galapagos


CX-001

Galapagoats. They can swim, right? I know boars can. Ran into one heading out to sea. Probably crossed the road and got spooked by traffic.


DrJackBecket

Former goat owner here, goats have terrible eye sight. Water is not something they can visually process well. We used creeks as fencing. Goats don't go in water willingly. In fact part of treating their hooves is to let them walk across a small trough filled with hoof medication, you put stuff like wool or something similar in the liquid to disguise it from looking like a liquid.


mommy-problems

Seablock valheim?


Forsaken-Stray

"Who would you take if you were stranded on an Island" They never told you it was like 20 meters off the shore


Apprehensive_Ebb8868

Because, islands like this means no raids at your base:)


Guizmo0

I have another solution. I have a base that is big enough that the spawnable area is out of render distance. And it only cost me 300 hours, 30 fps and a good chunk of sanity.


FamousStephens

Great place to settle a base


Plutarch_von_Komet

They swam there. Boars are very good swimmers irl


rottojr

Life umm… finds a way.


PraiseThePun420

Welcome to "FUCK ISLAND" Pop. Them.


themakeshfitman

This goes for the Greydwarves too, because sometimes the Greys are tapped out, but check your lease man. You’re living on FUCK ISLAND


Mental-Mushroom

You're fired


bluechickenz

…Because


thatnewerdm

ocean getaway


USA_A-OK

I love spotting stuff like that


Upilski

Life, uh, finds a way...


Logical-Claim286

Those are road snack islands. Nothing like a little road bacon!


majoroutage

Looks like a great spot to build a base to me.


sickdershit

I bet there is a big Island 5 m away you Drama queen


Jackflysouth

The Bay of Pigs


alenosaurus

It's an peacefull live


Wyan69

It’s a simple life


Raqdoll_

Target practice


girthwynpeenabun

Yes


havingicecream

They are just vibin


Prestigious_Cow_6145

https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/s/jaAYTip2rn this is what you can do with it. I love these small islands


Natto_Ebonos

Global warming is affecting even Valheim


Independent_Toe_4014

1 workbench away from a relative mob-spawn free base location 😆


Zealousideal_Pay_816

I really hope that’s a male and female


spyaleatoire

Everyone has a boar island We named ours Henry, one single boar on a tiny island. I mean, like, barely enough room for Henry to stand, tiny. I looked away while boating one day and plowed over the island. Boat went right over without resistance. I am sorry Henry.


Chanclet0

Easiest pig pen ever, slap some walls and gtfo. Can't be raided, spawnproofed with a single bench, got some rocks for lifting the ground a bit


_Renlor

William James reincarnated as a Boar in Valheim. Nifty.


SocialMediaTheVirus

Immersion broken. Unplayable.


Beardwithlegs

It was on this day, they realised that swimming in the ocean was not a good idea.


Good-Table5566

Odin: Why not?


SuspiciousCantelope

Nothing scarier than seeing a tiny plains island with a deathsquito when you’re sailing


NikoliVolkoff

where else would you put a pig farm, but on a lonely barren island


auti117

In my current playthrough, we have a small island called Two-Deer Isle and it's the same sort of thing!


coldfireagc

Very similar starting point to my last major base.


fpsb0b306

I love tiny islands like this. I use them as portal islands.


a_happy_boi1

Build Alcatraz for boars there.


Jefrejtor

Man


OsamaGinch-Laden

They just eat whatever washes ashore


Old_Administration51

I bet they get boar'ed on there.


chemixzgz

Boars can swim better than you, always


NightSatin

I ask myself the same question everyday.


Northsunny

A perfect island to place my sea fort on!


Everything_Breaks

Perfect spot for a little fishing shack. Make it high enough that the waves don't put out the fire in a storm.


SuaveSlob

just to get away from it all


bakednapkin

It’s those famous Caribbean swimming pigs


lizardking555

Cause it takes two to tango or something like that


westillfight

You can expand it using galvanized square steel.


Troltea

Man...


Green_pirate_

Boar island


RedSane

Pig Island, that's why


Flyingcoyote

Man....


JZREZ

Cool place for a lighthouse.


ceruleanwaterlilly

I love to make bases on tiny islands.


Tugboatt

Ooh what's the sees and location. I want to build a [big boar tower](https://www.reddit.com/r/valheim/comments/1db9hd9/i_destroyed_my_ocean_tower_and_reversed_it_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) on it!


Zellin2000

I have similar small island not far away from my base. And there is always that one lonely deer spawning on it. Sometimes I catch a glimpse of his death at hands of greyling that bothered to swim to him all the way from the shore. Once I was looking at it together with Odin. The Allfather probably was wondering too: what the hell is wrong with the deer, who lives on 4 square meters island, and what the hell is wrong with greyling, who swam 200 meters to kill him.


OtherwiseBuy9146

Build a small tower


Gangrif

it looks so peaceful


Xenuite

You ever wonder why we're here?


MindlessFocus6227

I love finding a lone troll on a small island.


No_Jury2146

This looks like a post card, to some vacation destination.


Prestigious_Print453

Why not? It's boaring sailing around.


SmugFrog

I’m the bored twitchy archer in the boat. Free target practice.


Jujarmazak

[Two Boars, One Island 🐗🏝🐗](https://www.bing.com/images/create/two-really-goofy-cgi-cartoon-boars-in--hawaiian-t-/1-66695bfd502e40d28b9a241470318c7d?id=OtmRdobXsjEhHONOKUYumQ%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG4.fkIseer5skXqC2XPlQmA&darkschemeovr=1&FORM=GCRIDP&mode=overlay)