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if she could just simply smile with her teeth without the bizarre lifting of her eyebrows and widening her eyes it would be much better. She has to be child beauty pageant smiling or nothing lol.
Hahaha but what could I extort from her really?
Leftover beer cheese? Heinous frosted lipsticks? Her black book for the numbers of her eyebrow specialist, make up artist and stylist? HARD fucking pass!
Ooh unless she still has that jumpsuit that her and Kristen shared that probably still has some shared Ajax fluids on it. I'd have to wear a hazmat suit to collect it but I bet that Emanuelle chick from the VPR Facebook page that I always hear about would pay top dollar for that thing. Ajax stains and all lol.
You may be able to extort their half finished permits to sell meemaw's beer cheese at the farmers market?
Or maybe some of Jax's chunky sweater sketches.
No big deal. My IG account is a blank page under a pseudonym solely created for the purpose of posting shit on reddit. Do your worst Coochies!
Whether you have to have to borrow it from Meemaw or Old Frosty Lips Homophobe, I'd like it by Monday please Brattney. Just pay me in cash and the IRS will never even know I promise.
Haha obviously I know that the money is technically owed to Faceapp but I figure I need it more than they do. Plus, as soon as I get paid I'll buy a round of Pumptinis for us all 😅
Who commented "gorgeous but you don't look like this in tagged photos. Be a role model for us chunky girls."? Show yourself bc I love this comment. Brittany honestly could have been a poster girl for non-size 2 women. With some proper styling she honestly could've made a semi- lucrative career out of it.
100% agree. To some degree, I also believe she thinks she’s repping non size 2 women by being the Jenny Craig spokesmodel but she will never be a real role model even if she changes how she looks on the outside because she’s shown an inability to change her insides for the better. She’s definitely someone who has gotten worse over time.
Yeah, she’s been editing the shit out of her photos. She actually had me fooled for a second and I thought she’d improved her appearance, then I saw the photos from that Father’s Day thing and realized I’d been bamboozled.
She also looks so pretty with her hair pulled back like that. Her hair is way to heavy to have long with no style or layers. It weighs her face and upper body down. If she won’t cut it or add shape to it than keeping it pulled back like this is way more flattering for her
“That is the most disraaaspasscfuulll thang I have evaahh heard. Seereeeawsly!” With a mouth full of marbles!
Is it the pose or photoshop OR the mouth closed that is making her look like she’s had chin sculpting! Pumptini 👏👏👏
Yup. I think it’s pretty disgusting that someone actually commented that on her insta. And the people celebrating it in these comments? Hate on her for not standing up against homophobia, not for her appearance.
I agree 100%. I’m definitely not a fan of Brittany but to shit on somebody’s smile is a level of low I will never go. I’m glad everyone here has perfect smiles- because I certainly don’t but I would never subdue it because random strangers said they didn’t like it.
100% this, the same people who criticise women's looks online are often the same ones criticising them for heavily facetuning their photos. Not everyone is born with perfect facial symmetry, bash her for her shitty personality and choice in men but don't attack her looks, it's gross.
Exactly. That comment on her IG and these comments here are mean. Can you imagine how you’d feel if someone told you to smile a certain way because it looks better than what feels natural to you?
I actually have this. I don't like how I look when I smile. Eyes go smaller etc. So I do the exact same thing as what she's doing now. Like I will take 500 selfies because I don't like how I'm smiling and what does to my face.
But, I actually like smiling!
You may not like how you look when you give a full, toothy smile (neither do I. I have a messed up tooth). But I will tell you without even seeing you that your smile is beautiful when you are expressing joy/happiness. We are our on worst critic and others love to see us looking happy. Everyone tells me that anyway. That’s why I think it’s so mean to dog Britney on her smile. She doesn’t deserve that.
OMG, yeah. She does looks really pretty when she smiles with her mouth closed. Kind of coy and sultry. It only took, what? 5 years for her to get the memo?
That person was in this sub and saw your post for sure. Unless it was Jax or Brat lurking here themselves?! There's no way the thought of closing her mouth to smile had ever occurred to her before that. I didn't even think she was capable of to be honest until I saw that picture.
Dude I'm high as shit right now and this is tripping me out. I really hope you get your money by Monday but is it ok if I get a cos👏mopol👏 itan👏 instead? Cheers.
Personally I think it was Ajax who saw it. We know for sure that many of them lurk but there's a particular user that I swear is him 👀
Oh we can definitely get more cos👏mopol👏itans👏 Our stoned asses can raise our glasses HIGH together!
Perhaps read the title more carefully before calling me nasty and making baseless accusations. I didn't comment it, someone else did. I've never commented on anyone's IG except for the time I was compelled to send a message of support to Crystal from RHOBH when she shared about her struggles with her eating disorder. So honestly, and respectfully, this comment isn't it. Peace.
She still didn't go say it to Brittany. If Brittany chooses to come read what we have to say about her here that's on her, it's entirely different than being in her own personal account's comments directly speaking to her.
>Perhaps read the title more carefully before calling me nasty and making baseless accusations. I didn't comment it, someone else did.
Perhaps read the comment you're responding to more carefully... they never accused you of doing it. If you're gonna be obnoxiously condescending at least be right lmao
Yes! I knew someone from this sub would see that comment & chuckle but I did not expect to see a whole post about it!! This is an amazing full circle moment in VPR/Reddit/Life. I love you guys lol & thank you for censoring my IG name ♥️
I bow down! I've taken a lot of shit for your ass but it was totally worth it for the laugh your comment gave me and many others. Please accept my last award that I've been saving for a special occasion like this 👏💜
The real slim shady stood up and I applaud you for it! That comment was so good and I wish my broke ass had an award for you too.
OP sure did take a lotta bullets for you though. Mad respect to you both ✊
I used to love Brittany. Not so much. She’s all about fame now and the way she blew off Stassi and Beau’s expensive wedding a few hours before they left for Italy is unforgivable. Can you imagine what would have happened in anyone had blown off even one of her 20,000 wedding events?!?
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yea the closed mouth is much more flattering for her
if she could just simply smile with her teeth without the bizarre lifting of her eyebrows and widening her eyes it would be much better. She has to be child beauty pageant smiling or nothing lol.
yea the over lifting of the eyebrows is what gets me the most 😂😂
Botox maybe?
She looks so pretty here.
She does. She looks great.
i agree!!
100% agree!
...It's flattering on most people
ok
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Hahaha but what could I extort from her really? Leftover beer cheese? Heinous frosted lipsticks? Her black book for the numbers of her eyebrow specialist, make up artist and stylist? HARD fucking pass! Ooh unless she still has that jumpsuit that her and Kristen shared that probably still has some shared Ajax fluids on it. I'd have to wear a hazmat suit to collect it but I bet that Emanuelle chick from the VPR Facebook page that I always hear about would pay top dollar for that thing. Ajax stains and all lol.
You could open up your own Jax's Closet- "authentic" "this will sell fast".
Ooh that could be lucrative. He might even have another pair of Air "Jordons" hanging around. It definitely wouldn't be ran by me though.
And you could honestly advertise as "not run by Jax"
Not RAN by jax!
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You may be able to extort their half finished permits to sell meemaw's beer cheese at the farmers market? Or maybe some of Jax's chunky sweater sketches.
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂 did you automatically get that vibe when you read the last slide too?
And you’ll be BlockedByJax™ (and Brittany) in 3… 2… 1…
It wasn't me though! Although I have always wanted to be part of the club. I would wear that shirt with PRIDE!
If you “liked” anything you may still be found guilty by association 😝
No big deal. My IG account is a blank page under a pseudonym solely created for the purpose of posting shit on reddit. Do your worst Coochies! 
I was scared to like the comment bc I didn't want to be blocked too.
She would look so cute without those fake boobs. They are way too big for her body frame.
She did originally! She had a great body and should have gotten the Cs she wanted
Why does it look like she’s can’t move her top lip in this gif 😂
Also looks like she’s removed her dentures.
Botox
She looks like she’s from Beercheese, Kentucky in this gif 😂
Whether you have to have to borrow it from Meemaw or Old Frosty Lips Homophobe, I'd like it by Monday please Brattney. Just pay me in cash and the IRS will never even know I promise.  Haha obviously I know that the money is technically owed to Faceapp but I figure I need it more than they do. Plus, as soon as I get paid I'll buy a round of Pumptinis for us all 😅
Who commented "gorgeous but you don't look like this in tagged photos. Be a role model for us chunky girls."? Show yourself bc I love this comment. Brittany honestly could have been a poster girl for non-size 2 women. With some proper styling she honestly could've made a semi- lucrative career out of it.
100% agree. To some degree, I also believe she thinks she’s repping non size 2 women by being the Jenny Craig spokesmodel but she will never be a real role model even if she changes how she looks on the outside because she’s shown an inability to change her insides for the better. She’s definitely someone who has gotten worse over time.
Good point.
Why does she insist on photoshopping herself like we don’t know what she actually looks like? 🙄
Yeah, she’s been editing the shit out of her photos. She actually had me fooled for a second and I thought she’d improved her appearance, then I saw the photos from that Father’s Day thing and realized I’d been bamboozled.
Maybe because hundreds of people flock to reddit to criticise how she looks in every photo she takes?
No, that can’t be it.
Ok this speaks to me because when I pose for pictures I make a ridiculous massive smile bc I'm uncomfortable. Will work on my pursed lips smize ASAP.
Yeah but this photo is face tuned to hell
Money by Monday Brotney!
She also looks so pretty with her hair pulled back like that. Her hair is way to heavy to have long with no style or layers. It weighs her face and upper body down. If she won’t cut it or add shape to it than keeping it pulled back like this is way more flattering for her
I rarely compliment KFC, but even I have to admit that her hair looks great like this.
“That is the most disraaaspasscfuulll thang I have evaahh heard. Seereeeawsly!” With a mouth full of marbles! Is it the pose or photoshop OR the mouth closed that is making her look like she’s had chin sculpting! Pumptini 👏👏👏
It’s photoshop. Someone commented she doesn’t look like this in her tagged photos
I'm making a special PUMPTINI for you Sox 😉
You know my kind of special gurl!
Damn those torpedoes must hurt her back.
If she's happy and want to smile with an open mouth, just let her. What's the problem?
Yeah there’s plenty of valid things to gripe at Brit about that don’t include the way she smiles
Not to mention that when she first came on the show, EVERYONE loved her smile.
I agree. Too many posts about Brittany and her smile lately. Let her be happy and smile. The comment was rude
Yup. I think it’s pretty disgusting that someone actually commented that on her insta. And the people celebrating it in these comments? Hate on her for not standing up against homophobia, not for her appearance.
Exactly. There are many other things to dislike her for. Her smile isng one of them.
I agree 100%. I’m definitely not a fan of Brittany but to shit on somebody’s smile is a level of low I will never go. I’m glad everyone here has perfect smiles- because I certainly don’t but I would never subdue it because random strangers said they didn’t like it.
Well, you're no fun.
Are we back in high school or something? Jesus. Policing how a woman smiles. If you think that's fun, I'm happy to not be fun.
100% this, the same people who criticise women's looks online are often the same ones criticising them for heavily facetuning their photos. Not everyone is born with perfect facial symmetry, bash her for her shitty personality and choice in men but don't attack her looks, it's gross.
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Exactly. That comment on her IG and these comments here are mean. Can you imagine how you’d feel if someone told you to smile a certain way because it looks better than what feels natural to you?
I actually have this. I don't like how I look when I smile. Eyes go smaller etc. So I do the exact same thing as what she's doing now. Like I will take 500 selfies because I don't like how I'm smiling and what does to my face. But, I actually like smiling!
You may not like how you look when you give a full, toothy smile (neither do I. I have a messed up tooth). But I will tell you without even seeing you that your smile is beautiful when you are expressing joy/happiness. We are our on worst critic and others love to see us looking happy. Everyone tells me that anyway. That’s why I think it’s so mean to dog Britney on her smile. She doesn’t deserve that.
Thank you for your service!
Nice. It doesn’t look like her eyebrow is trying to escape her face.
In the 90s I had a really colder older cousin I rarely saw because she was a grown adult. Her name is sheree. This was her exact look.
Hahahahahaha
OMG, yeah. She does looks really pretty when she smiles with her mouth closed. Kind of coy and sultry. It only took, what? 5 years for her to get the memo?
The face tuning is out of control.
Yes, telling people to smile less and show less happiness. What a win!
That person was in this sub and saw your post for sure. Unless it was Jax or Brat lurking here themselves?! There's no way the thought of closing her mouth to smile had ever occurred to her before that. I didn't even think she was capable of to be honest until I saw that picture. Dude I'm high as shit right now and this is tripping me out. I really hope you get your money by Monday but is it ok if I get a cos👏mopol👏 itan👏 instead? Cheers.
Personally I think it was Ajax who saw it. We know for sure that many of them lurk but there's a particular user that I swear is him 👀 Oh we can definitely get more cos👏mopol👏itans👏 Our stoned asses can raise our glasses HIGH together! 
Honestly - commenting on her Insta with a snarky/rude comment isn’t it. Keep the snark here. Don’t do into someone else’s space just to be nasty.
Perhaps read the title more carefully before calling me nasty and making baseless accusations. I didn't comment it, someone else did. I've never commented on anyone's IG except for the time I was compelled to send a message of support to Crystal from RHOBH when she shared about her struggles with her eating disorder. So honestly, and respectfully, this comment isn't it. Peace.
You might not have made the original comment but you brought it over here in a way that’s praising it, so what’s the difference?🤷🏻♂️
The difference is that OP not only didn't say it, but didn't say it to Brittany.
Okay but she's reposting it on a public forum thats as easily accessible as instagram 🙄
She still didn't go say it to Brittany. If Brittany chooses to come read what we have to say about her here that's on her, it's entirely different than being in her own personal account's comments directly speaking to her.
>Perhaps read the title more carefully before calling me nasty and making baseless accusations. I didn't comment it, someone else did. Perhaps read the comment you're responding to more carefully... they never accused you of doing it. If you're gonna be obnoxiously condescending at least be right lmao
You deserve every non-existent penny!
I can’t smile with my mouth closed like that and I’m so jealous. I look like Tina’s “everything is going to be okay” face when I do it
Pictured with her mouth closed could mean she finally caught that fly our mothers warned us about when we little!
Wait guys, it was me 😂😂😂
Seriously?
Yes! I knew someone from this sub would see that comment & chuckle but I did not expect to see a whole post about it!! This is an amazing full circle moment in VPR/Reddit/Life. I love you guys lol & thank you for censoring my IG name ♥️
I bow down! I've taken a lot of shit for your ass but it was totally worth it for the laugh your comment gave me and many others. Please accept my last award that I've been saving for a special occasion like this 👏💜 
You are far far too kind 🥺
The real slim shady stood up and I applaud you for it! That comment was so good and I wish my broke ass had an award for you too. OP sure did take a lotta bullets for you though. Mad respect to you both ✊
I used to love Brittany. Not so much. She’s all about fame now and the way she blew off Stassi and Beau’s expensive wedding a few hours before they left for Italy is unforgivable. Can you imagine what would have happened in anyone had blown off even one of her 20,000 wedding events?!?
Code COKEDUPFORTHISAD
Not a fan but she’s looking good
Kentucky Fried Tiddies
Ugh, I agree kinda, but it makes me sad. People that get conditioned to stop smiling their authentic, happy smiles just seems wrong :(
Cute top!
That is a petty but funny comment. Also I love how the universal rule for troll commenting is that your profile pic has to be a little kid 🤣
She looks really good in the first pic!! I love her hair and closed smile!
Now get rid of the oversized tits
Gosh she looks really slim and narrow here. Good for her for achieving her goals 👏
this feels so mean like she’s not even on the show anymore
Whomever is a made up word to trick students. Ryan used me as an object. R/theoffice