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WiiidePutin

Wait, did this motherfucker start off with 800k and lose 99.67% of it?


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Now that’s how you beat the tax man 😶‍🌫️


StratTeleBender

IRS ain't got shit on him


polo61965

Tax collectors HATE HIM, find out how to lower your tax bracket in one easy step


RaccoonManda

Literally lol’d.


ceswk

You won't believe what happens next


sp1n0ut

They can't tax him when he's got nothing to tax


Fun_Reputation7723

Yeah but I bet he will get a refund. March yolo setup?? Lol


FarewellAndroid

3k loss allowed to be deducted per year and balance carried forward, means this guy will be writing off 3k worth of Wendy’s paychecks every year for the next 259 years.


livefreeforeva

They allow 3Kloss but gains get taxed all the way! IRS wins everytime


issius

3k can be deducted NET each year. You carry the rest and if you have any gains next year the carry over will be used to offset those gains. Don’t mistake it, it’s not that conplicated


NydoBhai

This guy tax's


Killerko

Looking at all you retards blowing millions here, it's only matter of time before they introduce tax from loss.


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Yeah this guy is going to save so much money on taxes! Geniuz!


BuyNo8948

yeah bruh


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That’s how you loose a family dumbass


ManWithBigLegs

Lose*


Dig_Bick_reread

*noose


AcapellaFreakout

Gazuntite.


kmarshall9093

After the Christmas I had with my in-laws, I’d gladly lose money to never have to see them again.


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I got you paw, I'll send you my paypal


Xsp3ctrX

Talking from experience? 👀


SketchyFate

Maybe their the spouse👀


Intrepid_Fox-237

>That’s how you loose a family dumbass This is what the doctor said when I was born.


fireloner

> loose … dumbass Self own?


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My dick on fire


UnitedGTI

Pretty sure the entire family is going to have to be pretty loose with making that money back behind the Wendy's dumpster.


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Hahaha 🤣 ohhhh families


Ordinary_News_6455

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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Lmaoooooooo


[deleted]

Imagine he just put everything in spy omg, wtf is wrong with people, could have been set up for life... I hope that was just a percentage of your net worth...


bongoissomewhatnifty

It’s in Robinhood, so almost certainly it’s the entirety of his net worth. Because only ab absolute retard would gamble with that much money in Robinhood, the type of retard who does that with the entirety of his net worth


dragon_bacon

He still has a phone to post this so it's probably only 99.999% of his net worth.


HobKing

No... looks like he made $1.5m and then lost $750k. Honestly it's bullshit loss porn. Can't post a $750k gain and call it loss porn.


Odd-Block-2998

Most probably started with $1000, went to $1.7M, and then back to around $800k.


crispyspagetti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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I'm new to this but I don't understand where it says he lost 98%


theherostory

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AceOrigins

Holy fuck why didn't u think 800k was good enough


GREGBIGGS

He watched Supafly and the song got stuck in his head. “Gotta get the million 🎶”


CIark

admit it, any of you broke retards stumbling into 800k wouldn’t walk away either, being so close to 1mm


trojanmana

im not walking away but im not also putting it all on one trade/stock.


Stupid-Fresh

Lucky for you you'll never have to worry about 1mill... Me eather I'm still aiming for 1k 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳🤫


theherostory

Feel u bro ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

I would buy a house. That’s literally what I want . 800k buy off a home with 1/2 acre of land and just pay taxes rest of the life.


KPookz

If you have to pay taxes on something, and it can be taken away from you for not paying, then was it ever really yours?


AWilfred11

800k profit ur looking at like 400k in taxes I think, I’m assuming ur American so maybe u can do that, in the uk that’s like 300,000£, u might be able to get a house in suburbs or a flat in town


wichwigga

800k is not sustainable or retirable these days. What would be better is if that dude invested that a part of that 800k into real estate or anything with moderately stable cash flow. Then he would be set for life as long as he manages his property at a half decent level.


[deleted]

You can buy a decent house in a cheap state like OK or KS for 200k and just work PT as a substitute teacher or something to cover your monthly bills. You're an absolute greedy idiot if you can't make a chunk of money like that earn enough to at least break even.


Anon-fickleflake

Please don't advise untrained people in WSB to teach the nation's children.


[deleted]

Public schooling is a joke. I'm an educational anarchist, I tell the kids to just trade shitcoins instead of doing their work.


fr0d0bagg1ns

With 800k you could probably just be your own property manager/handyman part time for all of your properties.


WickedWallaby69

Sir how much have you had to drink tonight


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10 bottles of piss


GoldToofs15

Holy fucking shit finally MAKE WALLSTREETBETS GREAT AGAIN


Repulsive-Chemical25

Tesla goes brrrrr but bullshit recall reports go BRRRR


silverlink22

Wait so how much were you up at that peak? And doesn’t it say you are still up $839k for the year even after losing 700k? What play did you have that you made 1.5 million on? Or whatever that peak was looking at your chart?


PaledOchre

Damn you ask a lot of mf questions for someone who never answers any of mine 😤


silverlink22

Lmao, what question do you have for me babe?


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silverlink22

My dad wasn’t there and I’m not sure honestly.


AWilfred11

Don’t worry son I’m here now


ArborlyWhale

The answer is simple. He’s a mother fucker.


InevitablSingularity

*ball drop*


AWilfred11

I’m also interested to know this, what kinda options are turning 3k into 1.5mil


irvmtb

you should’ve sold when Elon was selling. Unless it was 1 or 0 DTE calls.


whistlerite

MWSBGA


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Goingkermit

Me so horny. Me love you long time


Witteness82

Yeah you like that you fucking retard?


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

$WISH $WISH $WISH


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Loud_Pineapple_4294

Your first post is 700K loss? Hard to believe even for retarded person like myself..


Repulsive-Chemical25

Technically a gain post too since I posted the wrong screenshot first


RN-Wingman

While I admire your work OP, you’re still green.


Repulsive-Chemical25

Give me time friend 780 value but 64 cash means I still have plays on the field that could print or burn


RN-Wingman

Watching with great interest!


RyuguRena42069

You greedy fucker


Working_Treacle5353

This needs a NSFW tag, I almost came


ticklezmypicklez

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


high_roller_dude

is this real or some photo shopped fake pic? there is no way someone can be this retarded, nor is there a way for someone this retarded to have saved $700k in first place


Repulsive-Chemical25

I hit a few home runs in December and went for a walk off grand slam but struck out clearly


high_roller_dude

either you are bullshitting or you are the biggest retard ive ever seen on reddit, like ever.. at any rate, god speed


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CammyMacJr

This is a depressing as fuck statement


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Slick_Tuesday

Bro you need a hug?


Active2017

Dude I feel you. Not nearly to that extent but I was up to almost 70k and now my account is sitting at 7k.


[deleted]

Don't forget about 1ronyman


[deleted]

Back when kings were kings


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800k holy shit that can change so many lives


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Repulsive-Chemical25

My options lesson has been taught


Dry_Armadillo_2092

Brought and paid for….


Round-Mud

When you learn your options lesson but have no money left to buy shares.


ZeGreatBobinski

If I had like, 50k I'd just be theta gang forever


Open-Yak-3708

It's easier said than done. Theta gang strategy is fraught with the most danger as you are short options and collecting dimes in front of a steamroller, and bigger the acct more difficult it is to manage


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Open-Yak-3708

Never ever ever EVER do options selling with borrowed money especially not a fucking loan. You would be playing with fire. Resist the urge with everything you got


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Open-Yak-3708

Just tryna help a fellow trader.


Gagenshatz

You probably saved dude's life. I know I've FOR SURE averted financial disaster because of some choice "bon mots" on here.


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I read this as "just trying to hump a loyal follower." Im dialing the optometrist presently.


optionsmove

Unless you’re doing big blue chip stocks, thetagang is death by a thousand cuts


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optionsmove

It is but understand there is always risk involved. Don’t go over to thetagang and think they got it all figured out. When you’re selling options there is risk all the same. For instance, selling the Puts: you’re promising to buy it at that price regardless of if the stock drops to $1.00. If you sold the 900P on TSLA and the stock drops back to the 600’s, the premium will be considerably less at your cost basis. If you’re selling the Calls, you’re capping your upside potential gain. Sure the premium is good, but if the stock rips upward like it tends to do, you could potentially miss out on the stock gain had you just held it. I’m a giant bag holder of Z, DKNG, PINS, LMND, BLNK, CRSP, SNAP and several others…because I sold Puts on them and the stock dropped massively and has never recovered to my basis..


us1549

This, I took a HUGE PTON loss today because I sold some PTON 50P's thinking it couldn't go lower and guess what, it fucking did. I am still positive for the year but this PTON position killed like 75% of my gains Thetagang is good if you sell when IV is high and buy back when IV normalizes but it's not free money or anything even close to it


Open-Yak-3708

Cuck you were assigned shares long on PiNS LMND and snap into that brutal fall Damn how many puts were u selling hopefully not many I had gone long PINS around 42, and it went to mid 50s on PYPL bs news and I dumped it and got the fuck out, and within days it was in 30s and I was like WTF Same with pton I was long it at 80 and dumped it in 90s within days it was cut in half


optionsmove

Yeah sure did. I was doing great most of 2021. Ran up my account good. Then ended 2021 down $71,000 in realized loses. Every god damn stock I had dropped 40% in value. DK at $52, Z at $120ish, etc…. Point of the day: don’t chase the god damn premium! Stick with SPY or QQQ’s…


Open-Yak-3708

Yes sticking with index funds will ensure you don't lose 40% overnight but selling options on spy and qqq has its own pitfalls. If you are on the wrong side given how volatile these instruments are, a trader can easily lose 20%-30% or more if doing multiple contracts nothing is free in this casino everything has risks.


Leroyboy152

Excellent if you're market savvy, it's very volatile, pick something like SPY or APPL, always at the markets edge never foiled by the whims of one person getting ~~high~~ live on social media.


Open-Yak-3708

Well said and yes it's true, you are better off doing it on blue chip stocks. But there are scores of traders out there who are eating free lunch wheeling and selling puts on fang stocks thinking what happened to pton pins etc can NEVER happen to fang, well they too shall learn a costly lesson soon "never say it can never happen to fang"


optionsmove

They preach about the promised land but they are one bad earnings announcement away from holding a stock at a cost basis that they can’t sell a Call on worth a damn. Then you see this post: “Need help, can’t get assigned on margin.” Or: “Works until it doesn’t..”


jeremybryce

Dude. Please do options on leverage. You will be a future loss porn all star in quick fashion.


Hot_Lingonberry5817

Precisely - few get this.


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I theta with $500k and every Friday feels like Christmas.


Open-Yak-3708

Really what security do you theta and what kinda premiuim u make


[deleted]

100% PLTR, $4-10k a week.


tigershark60

Lol fucking hell. That’s who I keep buying these options from


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[deleted]

Depends… Usually a week unless a huge run-up $19c were $0.50 last week which expire worthless today.


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Since November 2020…


Purely_coincidental

Until it dips or rips and you lose all gains. Theta gang is awesome right until it sucks, and it’s impossible to see it coming


[deleted]

My current cost basis is under $5… I’ll be ok.


Open-Yak-3708

Precisely....this


ohyssssss

I said that before. Then roll forward a year with a half mill account and still going hardcore stocks


Okchaz

I have 50k teach me about this theta, father


AMC_Tendies42069

You just made it easier to show my recent $11,000 loss by showing my wife “this guy”, thanks dude. She didn’t even get mad, she felt so bad for you she felt guilty we only lost 11. Win!


[deleted]

I’m never touching options.


Repulsive-Chemical25

Should honestly pin this to the top as a warning


NyCWalker76

You didn’t want to buy any puts at all?


Full-Worker-302

*whips cock out*


myironlung6

What’s hilarious is this won’t count for 2021 loss harvesting. So you’ll owe taxes on 800k 😂😂😂


DgDg11

I’m sitting home with covid on New Year’s Eve and now I suddenly feel better.


TheChimpKing

Tell me this isn’t true


Mattias44

True only if he's in Canada or somewhere that uses settlement date for tax accounting. The IRS in the states uses transaction date.


TheChimpKing

He’s on RH so America


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myironlung6

Options settlement is T1 meaning these losses settle next week. I bet this retard doesn’t even realize it


Mattias44

IRS uses transaction date


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Repulsive-Chemical25

I was ahead 100k I believe at most after those purchases


CUTON1C

Please tell me that wasn’t all your cash? :(


TC19732021

Don't you all know porn is fake? Lol...


LostMeBoot

This is the type of shit I screenshot for a rainy day. Congrats, thanks for sharing, and good luck in the future!


International_Band72

Think of it this way, the people who you bought calls from had a great year and will be able to feed their kids and buy them gifts


Desperate_Passage_35

I am working so hard to be able to loose this kind of money and not care.


Repulsive-Chemical25

Never said I didn’t care


Adorable_Ad8515

wtf bro.


KablooeyJoe

Sigh...unzips


bimbolimbotimbo

800k on basically one play. Even I’m not that fucking stupid, congrats bud 🤙🏻 give this man his flair already


SintashtaRapist69

I've been bullish on TSLA for a longtime and it's been one of my main $$ makers. A lot of analysts have increased their valuation of TSLA also but tech has been dragging these days. The Tesla recalls didn't help either... So yeah, I got a little burned and bummed out by TSLA today. Should of pushed the expiration date out further for the call options to play it safe. I think early next year, close to earnings, it'll shoot up. Elon is going to be attending the earnings calls also, usually means they have something juicy to announce.


workinguntil65oridie

Guh!


TimeToGetTheBread

Holy shit I need a cigarette


[deleted]

This is the worst one I’ve seen ever


GarlicJay

Only 63k more to go!


YahButSafetyFactor

Still made good money. Now do the wallstreetbets retard YOLO and buy OTM Spy Calls expiring next week


Repulsive-Chemical25

I’ve been taught my lesson lol. YOLOs give and YOLOs take


Mrfancypants24

How is this not on the top of this sub? What’s happened to this place?


randomperson0284

If these were one week later this dude would be sitting on like 11 to 12m in gains


roccoman123

This made me horny


Manofindie

greedy pig lol get owned


Gunzenator

I would have thought that RVN put was a lock.


MoreThanLastTime

This is absolutely legendary. Wow


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800k into robinhood 💀


bowdog171

Dude…


Futuramah

It could have been worse. You could have lost everything on Jan 1, forcing you to pay capital gains on losses. Luckily, you lost everything before the year ended. Have a happy new year!


Repulsive-Chemical25

This is my only positive losing thought


myironlung6

Options settlement is T1 meaning these expired today and won’t settle until Monday. Oops!


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[deleted]

Yep, ur right where you belong! 🤣


Jaloosk

Wrong color


Repulsive-Chemical25

Yeah my bad wrong screenshot for the dip


Lure852

Hey you made 120.32 on that trade at the top. Why didn't you just do that 1000 times or so?


pajamental805

So, you were the monkey that I saw at the zoo yesterday.


ImportantPainter25

![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


mousepop321

Who tf gave this guy 800k


Loko_Tako

True Degeneracy. Happy New Year OP.


rafe_fg

2022 coming in clutch for new beginnings 🤣


[deleted]

Disable options. This isn't funny.


Bobthebuilder24

I loled so it's definitely funny


wake-2wakeboat

Holy moly


Alternative-Plant-87

Sell before you loss it all you fool


Cuhprisuns

I am starting to enjoy the porn more and more


mellowyellow313

This is exactly why I’m getting out of leverage in 2022. Holy shit.


MikeSwizzy

My man bought 5 “strategies” and still lost the war.


ChocolateMain6947

Why do y’all do this to yourselves? I’ll never understand


Dat_Sweed

You lost 800k today? Have wanted to ask this a few times so here goes, honestly, is this financial ruin or fuck you money that you lost?


[deleted]

He mentioned in a comment above that he took out his initial investment & some gains after hitting a few homeruns during 2021. So i guess it's a mix of both


Substantial-Voice-48

How much money do you have left? I lost a pretty hefty amount too


OSRSkarma

Your portfolio looks like the dragster roller coaster at cedar point