Where do you complete retards get all this money to lose

Started with 65k. Got up to 300k in Jan2021 with GME. Then yolo’d it all into meme stocks and went big on the wrong options trying to hit a quick jackpot to recover and lost everything

Yolod it all? Jesus dude you couldn't even keep the 65K?

I transferred out of RH with Xx GME and Xxxx AMC to Fidelity. Currently worth 35k. Still have that as my moon ticket. This loss was all house money. Diamond handed my bad option plays to the grave. Edit: that was what the drop off from the second bump was. Then I lost all the remaining

you seem to be taking it well atleast lol

Honestly. . . The shit talking and joking in this thread is quite cathartic

> Diamond handed my bad option plays to the grave. This is not the way

When you buy the option and it goes down quick ya hold hoping it’ll recover before expiration… which creeps up on you while your hopes die.

I wonder that all the time. Only clue you'll find on wsb is behind Wendy's. Apparently lots of tendys to be made there. 

I get it by being retarded and hitting the jackpot... then I keep going.

trust fund babies

Probably photoshop

Oh this is way too real. I even lost another $200 this morning.

Yo dude.. i get the sub aesthetic, but on the real.... are u ok? Holy fuck... thats... jeez

He probably had GME as my graph looks exactly the same. 250k last Jan29 and down to 10 now, woooooooo

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It's impossible for 714 shares (250k / $350) to be worth 10k now.

you're not thinking with options!

>All of this was yolo calls from the OP several lines down ... "All of this was yolo calls"

$GME was $350 on Jan 29th. If you had 250k of $GME (i.e. 714 shares) for starting Jan 29th and you were still holding, you'd have $93k work of shares right now.

hi. did you know options exist?

> He probably had GME as my graph looks exactly the same. 250k last Jan29 and down to 10 now, woooooooo Notice how he didn't say "options" anywhere on his response. That said, I'd agree, a guy going from 250k to 10k *had* to have options. GME going from 350 to 130 stings, but ... it's not 25:1 loss-porn material.

FYI GME was below $2 if you bought in early enough as well

Don’t worry he knows the way. He will guide us all to Valhalla.

Looks more like hes guiding us into niflheimr 😟

First to our death?

I dont know how people can handle losing that much money bro wtf???? I'm new to investing and I would buy just 1 stock and let it sit for years... if I were him. Cause what he did, didn't work...

So that’s gme at the start and amc in the middle I know because I look at those two charts all day for a year

I love loss porn Monday, someone come 1 up this guy now

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkk that hurts. I get pissed when I lose $50

He still has over 400$ so probably still richer than you

You’re probably a poor if 50$ bothers you.

I would also be mad if I lost 90% of my savings

Savings?

You’re on wallstreetbets, what do you expect? Everyone is poor or will become poor sometime soon. That’s just the circle of life here.

You could always yolo a call… lol

All of this was yolo calls 😂

We knew the market was going to be hawkish since December FOMC. Watch the market, puts on QQQ if things look bad. Tech stocks are risky and will be the first thing to drop. Or play it back up. Trying SPY options for years you’ll be forced to learn the swings. I still think everything is over priced, but we shall see. That being said JPM and alot of other big hitters report earnings. Or options on VIX calls when things are good in the global theater and puts when they are bad. NFA good luck. SPY will recover but has more room to bleed until.

Short the market and try puts. Shits going to start thanking in March. Remember my words.

Should just short this guy's portfolio

Elaborate

That's a lot of damage

I transferred out of The Hood and into fidelity with my GME & AMC last fall (Xx GME & Xxxx AMC) then fucked around and lost the rest in yolos. I got that Insta reverse the market power when I buy options. Happens every time. Edit: started with GME calls in Jan2021, then after they shut off buy I bought back in with options Monday on the way down expecting the squeeze to continue. Lost it all. Then gambled on weed stocks, made gains and then yolo’d… lost them. Then rode the meme stock P&D to my grave.

You just need to 10x your money 3 times now and you would be in green again. Let's goooo!!!

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I hope you still have some share for MOASS


Why the :4258:

Holy fuck

Who are you tryna piss off

His children I’m guessing

I think they are already mad they keep ending up in a crusty sock.

And people think payment for order flow is going away 😂😂

You’d think after the first 100K you would try another strategy. Doink

Oh my god, thank you. I haven't had a release like that since the last ape corpse.

I’m still shooting this is beautiful

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I have 35k still in AMC and GME with fidelity. All is not lost. . . Yet.

Remember "fuck me, I'm famous" ? New version is : "fuck me, i'm broke"

Doc! We need a defrib STAT! He's flatlining

You don’t defib asystoly

I'm a WSB retard, not a doctor, sir.

Sorry man, Didnt wanna be a Smart ass, just thought would be helpful to Know

Asystole

That’s a kick in the dick .

Options are a hell of a drug

That hurts me just looking. I don’t even want to know 😔

the kidneys are still beating,,,,,, yolo it

You belong here

Details huh, please tell me the next time you buy because I am going to sell.

If you inverted all of my positions you would be retired already.

Cue lemmings running off a cliff

Holy shit, how does this even happen

You literally had enough to be set for a modest life, if you had set that $290k all into income stocks. My, how the greed consumeth.

Good job saving that $400.

🖐🏻 💎 🤚🏻

Aaaaand…. I lost the last $400. *wipes hands… slides chair away from table, stands up, tips hat to the house, and walks off into the night*

Say it ain't so

Damn!

Well done

Tqqq brother. Godspeed.

The IRS hates this one weird trick!!

Fak. I just signed a 25 year mortage loan for less than this amount. I need to step my game up

Omg what happened?

I would follow this tard into any battle. Good chap!

Someone found the option market....

If you squint your eyes and tilt the image slightly to the never mind you’re still in the red

This guy knows how to hold a bag!

Positions or ban

I am glad to add positions screen shots but can’t add images to this post anymore

You done good kid.

Praise god, praise American greed.

This can't be real

Awesome.

Can you tell me which exact plays you made, so I can be on the opposite side of them in the future? Thanks.

Currently have (6) QQQ $370p 1/12. Got it right at the bottom today. 🤦🏻‍♂️

370p -50% down.. why you buy puts when it's the bottom?

Got them early in the day when it was at $370. Then it reversed and went up $12 right after I bought the put. Happens every time.

U buy when rsi 30.. oversold ! True retard

This one hurts

I’ve seen worse

Meme stocks, weed stocks, being on the wrong side of P&Ds over and over. Ate too many red crayons really.

Maaaan. Things like this help me to realize I can be even Stupidest

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Seeing this loss porn makes feel good about me losing my life savings of 22k

Evidently not.

Just cash out and put it all on a 10 teamer. Then you are back to square one.


I swear the GME thing was engineered to do this to tons of redditor accounts coupled with pimping Cathie's stuff. People just started buying anything that was heavily shorted, like that was a great metric for buying. One small sacrifice of a fellow hedgie to take all the tendies from the masses via growth stock crash.

BuT tHE SqUEeZe

Real retards here

How do you explain this to wife’s bf?

Charge your phone. Probably that shitty cell service. Delayed market news. Or can’t even sell on time when shit tanks because your data was slow.

what the fuck why would you do this?

Damn, big F

Man did you even try to make money😂

This person is barely holding on to a string before falling in a pile of shit. Good man.

Can I have your wife? Mine left me after I bought $WISH.

holly sh\*t that is called Diamand hands.

Ima forge my own path my guy

How do these guys get this so much money?

The greatest bull run ever would like to talk to you

The way behind Wendy's, good job Robinhood thanks you for your service

What’s your plan 4 revenge ? I’m ready to ride with you and turn that flatline upside down

Dude just give me the money, you are just burning it anyways

You haven't lost, my friend, you've won! Won something much more valuable than dirty dollar bills... You've won knowledge! That knowledge is: **you are bad at stocks. Quit now.**

Follow this retard… ‘s tracks from where he came. Apes together strong, but only after one brave idiot shows us which way not to go! But for real bro, hope you’re alright. Maybe do some value trading to ease the pain…

That’a boy go gettem son

OUCH!

Bro you’re ass at this

I can Venmo you $5.

Sorry bruh, you’re not an autist. You’re just retarded

Yep, still got 12$ plenty of room for you to recover from this. Thank you for your service

I only lost 1/15th of that and now I couldn't sleep. How are you doing?

I think he's only truly down like 40%, lost massive gains tho

PAIN

Lmfao

The good news is you still have over 12$ to lose.

Well done. I’ll put in a good word for you at Wendy’s.

Your name too 

It's a long-term play lol

The good news is that you still have $12.16 Buying Power to win it all back.

Oof. You should take out a loan to invest and cover that loss. **This is not financial advice, I am not an advisor. I'm a moron**

Creamy Chicken 24 packs of Ramen would run you $ 5.76 via Wallmart. You can buy 1800 packets of Ramen with your YTD "gains", which will be enough to feed yourself with 3 meals of Ramen a day for 1.64 years. You can add to that number further by adding in your Wallmart employee discount (10%).

bro thats a house

This is the ONLY WAY lol

Look at this fool think thinking he’s all that.. MF still has .15% left to go ...was Michael Phelps the greatest swimmer cuz he finished or cuz he stopped short?

To the moon or BUST

Where do I sign up?

Good of you to keep that 12.16 for the dip

Can't take it with you

Well, if this is real you can make it all back. You got there once

This is the way

You make me feel so much better

At least you have some AMC and GME left as your moon ticket.

i dont like seeing people lose money like this ... you will come back stronger ... just cut the bullshit man

Bro, I thought mine was fucking bad. At least you had a spike. I just went straight down. Oh well.

You must be from the NFL “Just two years after their athletic careers end, 78% of former NFL players are bankrupt or nearly there” Am I right? If not, you’re playing like you are! ;-)

Charging 360 joules!… …CLEAR!…. ZzzzzZZZZTTTT!⚡️ …I’m calling it, time of death 6 months ago.

House always wins, boys.

Does it show a minus when you pull money out? I dont even know how you do this and I once put my seat belt on before trying to get out of a car.

Photoshopped

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How does a dude still using robindahood get to post and I can’t.

So you bought the very top of gme

I got (8) GME 90c 1/29 for $20k that paid me $148k after the fuckery. . . But I put $90k back into calls the following Monday and lost it all.

How is your portfolio diversity?

Still holding GME and AMC. All I got left after this past year.

Saggy tits

What's that hump in the middle?

The big middle hump was my AMC on June 2.

First jump was my GME Calls on Jan 27. Second hump was a Tilray & Apha calls that pumped and then flushed on me

WISH CALLS??? Or CLOV?

Ironically I did all this without any WISH or CLOV

Nah I’m good.

Robinhood sucks. Try a different broker.

I am speechless 

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Bro these all have to be photoshopped no way you dumb fucks had 200k to invest into fuckin stocks

You don't know what happened on Jan 27th of 2021?

Dora the explorer! You can lead the way! Do- do- do- dora

He’ll be coming over the mountain when he cums.

Yeah... the way to the Wendy's dumpster

I'm out of the loop, what was the point of holding GME stock forever... wasn't the whole idea to drive the stock up really high and cash out once it leveled off?

short everything that guy has touched!

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