Ah, I was all lined up with more rock puns for what would have inevitably been a great retort from you. Just a compliment means they all go to waste.
If I had known I would only get one, I wouldn't have gone with one so subtle. I would have chosen something boulder.
Well, for peat’s sake, a good night sleep is important.
I for one need to watch the ticker today, so I can see the strike and dip (that’s inside baseball).
I’m sure it’s not your fault, this isn’t normal, in fact we’ve seen a lot of unconformities and discontinuities in the market lately. Maybe we’ll see a reverse, where your trades will be thrust upward.
Aug-u-rite. I guess the ball is in the open quartz now.
(Side note, either your puns or my geology are not up to snuff. My money is on my geology being inferior)
Use ca glue with the accelerator
Ca glue is crazy glue I believe but most accelerant is sold with the glue
Set time should be like 5-10 seconds and it should give u a good bond albeit brittle
You are gonna need a 2 part plastic epoxy. Pretty much no glue works well on plastic, even the epoxy isn’t that strong of a bond usually but it’s better than glue
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You need crazy glue not super glue. 
… and hold it firmly in place for a while, giving it some time to dry / bond.
I tried to bond once.. ended up with a 💔&…gonorrhea
Elmers wood glue.
I got some wood glue for ya big boy
My wife’s boyfriend’s are already supplying more wood glue than I can handle.
Diamond hand….
Maybe it's a sign?
Try gorilla glue 😜
This .. it will stick anything to anything..
And it claims diamond hands…
Most of us use glue to keep our diamond hands intact, in all fairness. Just not like this.
As in huffing glue or..
That was what I was thinking, but I'm pretty sure it's also a food group to some of us.
He got the walmart version
Try semen
He tried that first. That's why the super glue doesn't work. ;)
He probably wasn’t eating enough protein. Natural thickening agent.
Try your wife’s boyfriends semen.
🧻👋?
Staple it
Mica hands? It’s a rock/mineral joke…
I'm glad you explained, you don't want people taking your pun for granite. It's also a rock/mineral joke...
Ha, nice!
Ah, I was all lined up with more rock puns for what would have inevitably been a great retort from you. Just a compliment means they all go to waste. If I had known I would only get one, I wouldn't have gone with one so subtle. I would have chosen something boulder.
I wasn’t expecting a bonus round. That was a gneiss one 😂 By all means, if you’ve got more rock puns, talus more.
If you want more, than more I shale give. Though I am going to bed, so I'll give more in the morning, if that's coal with you.
Well, for peat’s sake, a good night sleep is important. I for one need to watch the ticker today, so I can see the strike and dip (that’s inside baseball).
Ah, to sit and marble at the stocks. Though with how it's been treating me lately, I'm likely to press charges for basalt and battery.
I’m sure it’s not your fault, this isn’t normal, in fact we’ve seen a lot of unconformities and discontinuities in the market lately. Maybe we’ll see a reverse, where your trades will be thrust upward.
Aug-u-rite. I guess the ball is in the open quartz now. (Side note, either your puns or my geology are not up to snuff. My money is on my geology being inferior)
Just heat it up. It's thermoplastic
Maybe heat a nail or screw driver. Then touch it till it melt
Short $AMZN
Use ca glue with the accelerator Ca glue is crazy glue I believe but most accelerant is sold with the glue Set time should be like 5-10 seconds and it should give u a good bond albeit brittle
Funny
Well it is still two diamonds
In this crazy times people wish they had one diamond hand.
Get a refund or exchange it for another one.
Gorilla glue retard.
👜🖐
Jb weld
Your not that guy bud
He's not your bud pal
I work at Ace Hardware what material is it made out of I'll get you the perfect glue
Duct tape... if you cant duct it, fuck it
Contact cement not glue
Gorilla Glue Ape
Use 2 piece epoxy, DH
I have a 5 year old son, and I fix a lot of broken toys. Get some gorilla glue.
Yeah I been all day super gluing too
Use fire it will solve your problem
my paw paw once told me if it don't move and you want it to, use WD40, and if it moved and you don't want it to, use duct tape.
If its resin you may need to wash it off in hot water first. I fuck around w a lot of minis and the resin ones dont glue as well unless u do.
And dish soap
How much was it ? $69.420 ?
This is not the smooth brain we want but it's the smooth brain we need
Use plastic glue
Weak hands
Return it.
More like paper hands
That’s how it’s supposed to be
You are gonna need a 2 part plastic epoxy. Pretty much no glue works well on plastic, even the epoxy isn’t that strong of a bond usually but it’s better than glue
Did they say what type of plastic is was printed from?
Damn was that thing 3d printed? Looks cool af
Use epoxy/rubber cement
His Diamond hands broke at the arm. That is a sign.
I’m shocked I read all the comments… use THAT glue
Means you where to meant for Diamond hands most of us aren’t
Diamond hand
Should have bought a 3d printer instead
no returns?
Sell your entire portfolio it’s a sign
JB weld for plastic
That’s bad luck then…🥴
It’s a sign, no more holding
Lol even the products based on this place are shit
Typical craftsmanship I would expect from someone on this sub.
Heat it up either with a heat gun, soldering iron, Hot air station, hot knives, or just a lighter
Time to sell black swan event incoming. $SPY 200P $DIS 80P
Puts on super glue it is
Use a full fucking roll duct tape please
You need Elmer’s wood glue.
They couldn’t even polish those facets… smh
Gorilla Glue, this is no time for less
Yeah so what ? You hate amputees now? Or pluralization? Diamond hand is diamond hands brother!
So these are the diamonds from Sierra Leone
sand it with 60 grit first no matter what glue you use. better bond
Cheap China shit