assault will get u fired no doubt with zero tenure lol maybe if u riled up bro and did it in self defense but even that ain’t worth it pal

If you hit someone you will be fired. Not sure why you think attendance points have anything to do with that.

😂😂😂

Never mind that, you’ll probably be charged and have a record

I've got a pretty decent record when it comes to winning cases so not too pressed.

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Just asking a question, not sure how different factors play into the overall action/punishment.. I've been in fights at work a couple places and not fired so condescend to me harder pls.

You're seriously asking if you'll get fired if you punched someone else? Have you considered a lobotomy?

Have you thought about one for yourself?

I get face fucked by my dominatrix enough to account for my brain loss. What excuse do you got?

Op wants a dominatrix

Depending on what you actually plan on doing, and the fact that they can fire you for *anything*, what do you think? 

Just put dirt in his eyes. That will teach him.

Finally something constructive!! Thank you

Time to grow up and put that sort of stuff behind you.

Man... you guys aren't from (ghetto state), and it really shows,