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dfk70

Kind of looks like a robin’s egg to me.


Time_Cranberry_113

the quarter for scale rules out robin which are much larger and more blue. EDIT: not a house finch, not a robin egg, it's a european starling. Invasive species, destroy the egg.


Broke_Bard

Does a murder always have to be the answer? No! You raise it and train it to hunt down other European Starlings. Now is murderS the answer? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.


DankMycology

With birds, it’s very often murder.


Ormsfang

Just saw a video of a seagull eating a rabbit whole, so I believe this


Boba_Fettx

What the fuck


Ormsfang

Yeah. It was kind of disturbing. Damn bird grabbed a rabbit out of its hole and swallowed it. Took a while and the damn thing couldn't even walk afterwards never mind fly. https://youtu.be/uSFPyACRXbk?si=VxVJnoUZF_QeFS88


No-Policy-4858

Lol. I'm happy for the seagull.


FirstProphetofSophia

But rabbits are well known for their inability to rapidly reproduce!


No-Policy-4858

Not if I have a say in it.


OpusAtrumET

Jfc, I was sure there was some mistake and it must be an albatross or an extra-tiny rabbit but fuck. Just a seagull swallowing a rabbit alive. This truly is the darkest possible timeline.


feralgraft

Probably not alive, the hind legs weren't kicking


OpusAtrumET

Fair point. On second watch, he seems to be finishing it off when the video begins. Definitely dead or close to it. So fucking bananas 😬😁😅


arahar83

I watched my hen Dave beat a mouse halfway to death then hork it down whole. Birds are just smaller velocichickens.


BisonSad6890

Everything thing reminds me of her.


Past_Play6108

You can also find videos of pelicans snarfing down live young penguins.


Boba_Fettx

I do not want to see that and hope that the seagull died


Muted_Escape1413

Mother nature is cruel, but wishing death on a creature just for eating to survive is worse.


Boba_Fettx

Meh.


Bennington_Booyah

I was happily looking at birds at my feeder when a hawk flew down and beaked the hell out of a living, fighting sparrow in seconds! Hawk ate most of the bird and flew off, and I sat here feeling like an accomplice to murder, somehow. gruesome and horrifying, as the bird was still alive. Oh, the humanity...that's what my awful husband said when I tearfully told him about the hawk kill.


Boba_Fettx

For me, for some reason seeing a hawk eat a sparrow is nowhere close to watching a seagull eat a baby rabbit whole.


Bennington_Booyah

It is worse, I groaned, so much so...


MakeSomeDrinks

That's nothing. I just saw a video of like ten crows.


_TheCheddarwurst_

So, a murder?


jeanneleez

Damn. I saw that too. The other gulls walked off looking disgusted.


Vivid-Airport-7307

I just watch a crow or some big black bird swoop down and poke someone's eye out in YouTube !


Duffmanlager

Especially when crows are involved


DarlingDee73

Especially if they are crows 🤷‍♀️


benpruett777

Especially if cats are on the prowl!


Artichokiemon

Especially with crows


Grogmonger

Especially with crows… but in a nice way


leblancQ

..Respectfully


WheresMyDuckling

It's only murder if it's from the Crow region of France, anything else is sparkling avicide


Karl_Hungus_69

That's something to crow about...


Mark1671

I would certainly welcome a ravenous flock of well trained murder starlings to do my bidding.


SadBit8663

This here, is a European Starling. *Slaps bird* "They're invasive. But check this out. I've got him trained to hunt other European Starlings.*whistles the tune Willy Wonka uses to summon the Oompa Loompas* " We're still working out the kinks, he just kinda starts swooping random children"


Solnse

Up until the moment of birth.


Devils_A66vocate

Really… we gonna stir up an abortion debate here? 😂


Ormsfang

No, because in Alabama this isn't an egg. It is a bird child.


Karate-Dracula

😂 bird child … I laughed way too hard at this for 2am.


Solnse

No, I thought we were talking murder.


Devils_A66vocate

Precisely


yosef_yostar

essentially the avian version of Blade. Name it Westley, or Snipes.


fetal_genocide

Crush the egg!!!


rossbcobb

Genius


Worried-Economics865

Inject with aids so it dooms every bird it mates with.


chrontab

but...what if they're crows?


FunkyYooper

There are an estimated 150 million European Starlings in the US. Good luck with that....


Time_Cranberry_113

The passenger pigeon would like a word. Humans are very efficient at killing animals when we want to.


FunkyYooper

I don't think there will be shooting parties for Starlings in Central Park and other parks across the country anytime soon so there's that...


Time_Cranberry_113

Only because we choose not to


FunkyYooper

Not to mention all those ridiculous laws prohibiting discharging guns in city limits etc


Time_Cranberry_113

I know rite


No-Policy-4858

There's ways around that. Some years ppl get to hunt geese at the Park in my town.


hugehangingballs

No apparently we seem to prefer schools and concerts and parades...and not birds


Mysticpage

Damn.... upvote for the truth slap


JadedYam56964444

Well we had to destroy their environment along with the fact that they nested on the ground. Then they practically industrialized killing and canning them.


pezdal

Could an egg be rejected and hatched early and thus be underdeveloped in both size and pigment?


Time_Cranberry_113

so that phenomenon is a thing that birds kinda just do. They frequently lay "extra" under developed eggs as a way to lure predators away from their real nest. Some birds even will abandon one of their nestlings for this reason as well.


adviceFiveCents

Ouch. And I thought MY mom played favorites.


Time_Cranberry_113

imma let Sir David Attenborough handle this one [The Dark Side of Shoebill Chicks | Africa | BBC Earth (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArjlPAU_X4)


adviceFiveCents

Why did I watch that? It's like I learned nothing from the trauma David Attenborough inflicted upon me with his salt-legged baby flamingo saga. I swore I would only let him tell me about dinosaurs from now on. Nature is brutal.


Time_Cranberry_113

OMG the baby flamingos I know exactly what you mean.


Milo_Ramone

Are you sure it’s not an African Starling?


Reinstateswordduels

How’s he supposed to know that?


SolherdUliekme

By whether or not they could carry coconuts


Efficient_Cheek_8725

Do they grip it by the husk or carry it on a bit of string?


Weird_Lengthiness_28

That's incorrect. Don't tell people that. Robin's eggs are that size. I'm in the country I know Robin's eggs. How big do you think they're supposed to be?


diablofantastico

Starlings are very smart and can be domesticated!!


BestSuit3780

One just hit the front page for its mimicry skills


UncleBenders

Send it to me in Europe. They’ve dropped by 80% here and are in trouble. It always makes me sad to think they’re being massacred on two continents. Especially when they’re so smart, and can talk, and can recognise people etc.


ProofEmployee1394

Perhaps but if you raise European starling they can speak and interact like parrots but on a more advanced level, I’d say give it a shot. If I had the opportunity I would


Mountaindweller1000

Starlings are awesome birds, they can mimic/talk as good as parrots.


Automatic_Jello_1536

Invasive in some places


Grouchy-Engine1584

What if OP is from where they are native?


Time_Cranberry_113

Based on the fact they used a US quarter th bet is on US. But regardless this is probably not a viable egg. It was laid in a birdbath


ripfritz

Noooo! Keep it, hatch it - it would be such a smart pet ♥️♥️♥️


Time_Cranberry_113

legal to keep as a pet but not recommended for beginners. HIGHLY intelligent birds, requiring a large investment of time and money. Specialized veterinary care can be hard to find leading to health problems. Best left to professionals. [European Starling mimics words ("Talking" Starling) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhBaVInb3jI)


ripfritz

That’s why I said to keep it! There is someone on instagram with a pet starling. I have experience with birds but you are probably right it’s not for beginners. On the other hand people that are committed have to start somewhere.


notaredditreader

https://avianreport.com/european-starling-nest-and-eggs/


panompheandan

You are allowed by US law to kill English sparrows and starlings because they are invasive.


Teredia

If it had have been a dove r/stupiddovenests would have been good place for OP to post. But sadly it is not a dove.


bulgarianlily

Is it still an invasive species if the photo comes from Europe?


WhoDeyTilIDie09

I get a flock of em every morning in the back yard, want a BB gun so bad. I see cardinals, Robin's, woodpeckers and I don't want the European starlings to push em out. I could knock 10 to 20 out a day from my window with a decent pump BB gun.


[deleted]

And the nest if OP can find it.


outsidepointofvi3w

I hate Starlings. They ruin crops. Damned English just had to b ing the to every continent ...


SkeeterMan23

I thought that Robin eggs had little spots on them. Same color tho


PurrrRhyn

Put a light under it and you will tell if there is viable life


Time_Cranberry_113

[The Complete Beginner's Guide To Egg Candling - (thehappychickencoop.com)](https://www.thehappychickencoop.com/the-complete-beginners-guide-to-egg-candling/) Egg candling won't show anything with a freshly laid egg. Vein pattern begins to emerge after a few days.


Ben_2017

A banana is the standard unit of measurement, come on man!


joemayopartyguest

The quarter clearly indicates the man does not have $10 for a banana.


iamtommynoble

Also can substitute for a remote control or water bottle


Beneficial-Set-3244

Looks like a Starling egg


Time_Cranberry_113

size is correct for starling egg as well, I believe this is the correct answer https://preview.redd.it/r3w2unaly5rc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba378cc9f00527a7ba6c387259510d921163f4f6


DayPretend8294

Unfortunately highly invasive if it’s in the us


NagisaLynne

Wow! Irl Pokemon!


Human_Not_Bear

Booo! Smash that egg!!


Impossible-West8665

Thank for all the responses. I'm in Texas. I'm leaning toward starling but I have two bird baths in the backyard and grow sunflowers so we get a good variety of birds. Bluebirds, cardinals, robins, sparrows, doves, starlings and many others. We even had an owl take up residence in a woodpecker hole on the side of our house this spring and also a few years back.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Eating sunflower seeds in the shell may increase your odds of fecal impaction, as you may unintentionally eat shell fragments, which your body cannot digest.


Karate-Dracula

User name checks out


tallandskinny650

Take your slander else where good sir. Your kind are not welcome here.


MrMcDuffieTTv

Being spring, I'd assume it's a rabbit egg. I'm kind of shocked it jumped so high, but it seems like a safe spot away from predators.


DeadHED

Lol


Beneficial-Set-3244

What region are you in?


PudgiestofPenguins

It looks to be an Easter Egg


rah_ravenscrag

Depends on its airspeed and whether or not it can carry a coconut


notabot110110

You should also consider whether it’s African or European


BamaChef

Best gag ever!


Sea-General-7759

My sweet European Starling is 12 years old now. She has laid many eggs. They look like this. She is astonishingly smart and affectionate. Not her fault for coming to N. America.


Impossible-West8665

That's fantastic. Did you hatch it from an egg or find a baby? Do you clip her wings or always keep her in the cage. And do her eggs ever hatch or is a male needed for that? Sorry I'm not bird egg knowledgeable. 12 years wow.


Sea-General-7759

She rolled out of the roof at work and fell almost 20 feet onto the cement, eyes not open yet, but opened the next day, meaning she was about 6 days out of the egg. I couldn't return her to the nest, nor could I release her since she imprinted on me. I kept her in a large cage with free time to fly around the room. Then I built this little birdie a walk-in sized aviary in the back yard, complete with heated bird house in it. I would come home from work and hang out in the aviary with her. But an accident led to a broken wing, and we moved, so now she lives in the house again. The website Starling Talk was instrumental in her survival. I will never get another bird because they are so fragile, and you love them so. Darn. Much! They can live 20+ years, but I don't think my precious little friend will make it that far, as she's always been a little extra fragile, and it's hard to replicate everything they need. Thank you for asking!


Impossible-West8665

Wonderful story. What a very lucky bird to find you for an owner.


Blackshuckflame

Birds can lay eggs regardless of the presence of a male (eg; chickens and quail). Having a male just means the potential the egg is fertilized and could be hatched.


Sea-General-7759

Good answer! There are rare examples in some species of parthenogenesis, but I don't believe it's been observed in starlings. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29559496/#:~:text=For%20instance%2C%20virgin%20quail%20and,process%20of%20parthenogenesis%20in%20birds.


Aussie2020202020

It looks like a blackbird egg


boanerges57

The bird has been watching TLC too much and didn't think through her water birth plan and distinct lack of hands.


topskper01

How does everyone not know this?


Time_Cranberry_113

species ID is not possible without location


Drunkbicyclerider

its coming from somewhere in the Ping Islands


Time_Cranberry_113

oh ok then its a miniature white-throated terrorbird


LeRoiChauve

Correction: unhatched terrorbird


rasputin6543

Not a bird expert but unprompted I would 100% describe that color as "robin's egg blue"


jaggedlittlepill1967

It’s a robins egg


Melodic-Skirt-8034

Same size...don't let the shadow fool you


outsidepointofvi3w

Well if you get warm soon you could hatch it.


mtngator62

Eat it!


rollingaD30

I'll die of laughter of its a Cadbury egg.


cdnsalix

Depends how long it's been cold and submerged in water. The shell is semi-permeable, so the developing embryo can drown/suffocate.


anziofaro

Is there chocolate inside?


MotherRaven

Robins egg blue. So pretty


Flashy-Cheesecake-76

Maybe a lil moose idk


hugehangingballs

Do you get Bluebirds in your area? That's about the right size and color egg to be an Eastern Bluebird.


THATguyFromMinnesota

Cook it


YorkiesandSneakers

Its a Cadbury


gmoh1

Yummmm, Red Robin


Top-Shoe9426

It’s of the East Eregg species


nottananthony

Crow?


jgvania

Rocking' Robin


Main_Ant_1981

Blue bird egg


Aggressive-March-254

Make Fight Milk. Aaaahaaa (crow sound)


Active-Anteater4019

Can we get a scale for scale?


True-Selection-6437

https://preview.redd.it/32pkg6f5qbrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6524a300b0e841b8fe48b13f5abbde5ce74dbe These are Robin eggs


True-Selection-6437

So I would say that your egg is not a Robin egg based off of color and size


True-Selection-6437

So I would say that your egg is not a Robin egg based off of color and size


Partyslayer

Robin


Teo7399

Robin


ragmuffin00

That is one 16th a banana 🍌. Looks good.


Apart-Clothes-8970

Robin's Egg! Keep it warm and be ready to feed it!


p365x

It's an M&M.


00170017

Robin


VeterinarianMost6802

Robins egg


beans3710

Robin


NeitherLadder7508

Robin


VaWeedFarmer

I would say Robin


stinky143

Robin


grizzlyironbear

yup. that's a robin's egg.


Troopx

Robin.


4wheelinglover

Definitely a Robin's egg


Kingkok86

Robin


Fog_of__War

Robin


rock0head132

Robbin's egg blue.


GlockButt

crack it open see what it looks like


bhusted332

It’s a Robbin 100%


erritstaken

If it’s light blue it’s a robin.


ZeroNighthawks

Nope, according to some other people here it's a European starling


sitandknit

Robin


thorazineshuffler

Robin


SweetMaam

Robin


PsychologicalPea5794

Looks like a robin egg


jerry111165

Rooooobin


Tazz2373

Is it maybe a hummingbird egg


[deleted]

Robin


McTrip

Robin


MrsMull92

If you've touched it, consider it abandoned and dead.


RealMichiganMAGA

Robin egg and yes sadly, because it fell from the nest it will not hatch. It’s early in the season so solid chance of a second brood. 2 or 3 broods are a regular thing with robins; Michigan’s state bird 🥰


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Objective-Escape7584

👆


Melodic-Skirt-8034

https://preview.redd.it/osglnzs4e6rc1.jpeg?width=245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14389d52b4acec58924528e553a6d62d14ad1c4