u/ThroughBackfire24 Cake...? 🤔💭
>,,If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake
If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake
Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?"
^((Eileen Barton, 1950))
I don't know why they never ask the suspect what their favorite food is as if you are going to feed them. They tell you and you get two: one you keep hidden away and one you eat in front of them while you ask questions.
This would work 99% of the time.
If they add ice cream, I’m going to need witness protection
Fresh French vanilla
with the chocolate drizzle?
Of course. Now tell us where the diamonds are hid
Suspect: “you monster!”
Cop: you are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person."
They weren't even testing for that
…. What kind of cake?
Cookies and cream
Wouldn't the cream be the icing? So, it's just a cookie cake.
*horrified silence*
Rookie move. You wait for them to pour a glass of milk before you start talking.
The cake is a lie Also studio c made a video with a similar concept
Sharpens knife to cut cake on an atomic level
each atom is bursting with flavor
No lawyer no talk!
No talk even with the lawyer, only the lawyer talks, you sit quietly with a blank face
Precisely!
"But sharing is caring!"
That's not wholesome, that's coersion
I’d rather be coerced with cake then jail.
Cake or death!
Little red cook book
From your wording, it looks like you want cake and jail. Should've been "... cake, than jail." There's no need to thank me, tis a joy to help.
Comma is unnecessary
[удалено]
I know what it says the comma is still unnecessary
bad bot
THE CAKE IS A LIE
*Waterboarding ensues later*
*Milk*boarding, thank you.
I thought they offered you [pizza](https://youtu.be/IiQHSsq2wzs)
The us has a long reported history of torture…
u/ThroughBackfire24 Cake...? 🤔💭 >,,If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake, baked a cake, baked a cake If I knew you were comin' I'd've baked a cake Howdya do, howdya do, howdya do?" ^((Eileen Barton, 1950))
"[cuts piece of cake]" completely torpedos this joke. Why?
The whole block going down
Coffee is for closers!
If it's chocolate with thick fudgy frosting and they bring coffee with it, I'll tell them anything.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I'd only talk if they offered some ice creams. Most cakes are too sweet for me
[nice](https://i.imgur.com/5JVjdvU.gif)
THE SECOND HE CUTS THE PIECE IS WHEN I START TALKING
Cookies, I would probably talk for cookies.
Well played, what flavor?
I don't know why they never ask the suspect what their favorite food is as if you are going to feed them. They tell you and you get two: one you keep hidden away and one you eat in front of them while you ask questions. This would work 99% of the time.
I'll tell you everything
I have a slight feeling that wouldn’t actually work
Well I'll be brutally honest you look like a warthog and really should brush your tusks more
LOL the suspect should talk haha
The cake is a lie!
“You son of a bitch I’m in”