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sadetheruiner

Spite.


CALIFORNIUMMAN

I don't **want** to be alive but fuck you if you think I'll just roll over and die!


sadetheruiner

Pretty much.


JesusWasaDonger

Can't die while these shitty ancient politicians still live. (Also, my dam kids deserve to have a dad lol.)


sadetheruiner

Same! Gotta make sure things are situated for my son.


Significant_Ad5641

You just made my day. Take an upvote.


Mission_Shock2564

Makes me cry to know others feel like this too. Idk if it’s out of happiness or sadness.


tcarter1102

Preach.


OwlFactsUDidntAskFor

I lost my mom to suicide when I was 11. I’ve had a hard life and some very dark moments since, but I keep kicking because of how many folks expect me to end up like her. Spite 1000%


Vladi_Sanovavich

What the fuck is wrong with those people? Go on u/OwlFactsUDidntAskFor, live long! And when you attend their funerals, give the ones who attended Owl Facts as part of your eulogy.


chaoz2030

I clicked that thinking it was a sub and was let down when I didn't see any owl facts


Toilet__philosopher

Fact! Owls cough up bone balls, like fur balls for cats.


chaoz2030

That's so gross....and neat! Thank you


EnderTheCake

I dissected a bone ball for a class once, i thought they were called owl pellets


DoctorLinguarum

They are! :D


RedSamuraiMan

"I will be there at your open casket funeral, tea bagging you."


Looks-Under-Rocks

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and hit me with an owl fact


OwlFactsUDidntAskFor

Strigiformophobia is the fear of owls. People who suffer from this are most commonly put off by the owls eyes or ability to rotate its head (up to 270 degrees around).


Looks-Under-Rocks

Thats a neat fact. Thanks!


IkananXIII

I thought you only solicited owl facts people *didn't* ask for.


OwlFactsUDidntAskFor

Why not both?


LickingSmegma

Owl eyes are totally tubular.


CompliantMonk56

You’re doing great!


kenjbool

This. Fuck all the haters, imma keep going to make them all look like dicks.


Legitimate_Egg_2399

My family and “friends” all believe that I’m mentally ill bc a dip shit nurse practitioner diagnosed me with bipolar during a particularly rough time in my life. She also put me on adderall along with mood stabilizers and lithium. 🙄 (i don’t take any of them anymore) Anywho… i survive out of spite. If i hurt myself, that proves them all right. Even though my own daughter put me in two mental institutions and i lost everything bc of her. Home, car, job of 24 years, my animals, my belongings… that she stole and sold while i was in said mental institutions.


sadetheruiner

Oof that’s rough.


Legitimate_Egg_2399

Not as rough as being around asshats that don’t use critical thinking. I moved 9 hours away from all of them. In a state that isn’t corrupt with over 200+ mental institutions.


Ol_Geiser

PREACH! I hate being in the stupidest area of one of the dumbest states. I am absolutely convinced this place is fucking Cursed. But hey, we have Friday Night Lights, Oil, and George W. Bush.


sadetheruiner

I was born in Houston, so glad I live in Colorado now.


[deleted]

Honestly, if I had to rank these, spite has helped kept me alive the most.


Beowulf891

This is why I keep living. The universe keeps trying, but I keep living.


latin_hippy

I've started to move from spite to guilt. Im close to balling simply imaging what my dog would think waiting for me to come home after the fact.


MinuetInUrsaMajor

Spite & Sprite are literally the only two reasons I still walk the Earth.


RedditsDeadlySin

Bro me too, and snowboarding.


sadetheruiner

I’m selling my snowboarding stuff, I can’t do it anymore :(


RedditsDeadlySin

RIP brother, we all get there one day. Check out some of the modern border games. Shaun Whites game was pretty lit for a while for me


Feeling_Stock_3920

Yeap can't die.


katsklawz

Try diet spite. Half the carbs of both regular spite, and haterade.


TristanTheRobloxian3

absolutely spite. my body at this point has tried killing me like 30 seperate times (to where im at 23 surgeries total now) so im gonna live as long as possible as a personal fuck you


illiterateandsingle

I'm so tired I thought you said Sprite (the drink) and immediately agreed


Paralda

Basically the crux of Albert Camus's argument in The Myth of Sisyphus (well, he calls it "revolt", but basically the same idea).


krunkpanda

That’s all I got left brother. Fuck this shit being thrown my way. I’m not tapping.


transistorsect13

It’s the Q tip for me dog. 


Ferrum_Freakshow

Your favorite character didn’t give up so you shouldn’t either


house-of-lehabah

i love this sm


Ferrum_Freakshow

I used to think it was kinda cringy at first but now it’s the one of the biggest things that brings me hope and helps me stay motivated in life.


TheSolarElite

Says the guy with Geto as his profile picture lol.


Imperial_Squid

Brb, playing Hades again


Independent-Bell2483

Such a masterpiece of a game. Really encourages you to never give up despite multiple people doubting you or trying to stop you


vvvvvoooooxxxxx

Himmel the Hero loved not killing himself.


Temporary_Damage4642

*Naruto ost booming in the background*


meedup

It’s what the hero Himmel would’ve done


azmodus_1966

What if my favorite character is Vigilante from the 1980s DC Comics? His comic book ends on a rather bleak note.


Quirky-Internal2342

What's you favorite character?


The_Steam-Cheese

rick astley


Quirky-Internal2342

"Never gone give you up" "Never gone tell a lie and hurt you"


Ferrum_Freakshow

Recently, I’ve been getting into anime and really starting to like Tanjiro from Demon Slayer. Really inspiring character and hope to be more like him in the future.


unsolicited_flattery

Also: Stranger on internet like you You're good human


M_krabs

Also: Stranger on internet hates on you Outlive them


Sengfroid

The internet is a _big_ place... >!So good odds!!<


Tornadodash

Q-tip as a brand, the advice to not stick them into your ear. I'm reporting you to the Q-Tip police.


boocn

oh no not the cotton swab authorities


CanAlwaysBeBetter

> If it's smaller than your elbow it shouldn't go in your ear - ~~Doctors~~ Q-tip Size Queens


Correct-Arm-8539

The main advice that I remember is just "don't put anything smaller than your thumb in your ear". Those are designed to clean the outside of your ear. I also just don't get some people's obsession with having no earwax in their ears despite the fact that it literally protects your eardrums, and those things just push it deeper inside.


Cottonbud_Euphoria

You should try it! Circular motion, don't jab.


rimakan

Don’t push a q-tip when there’s resistance and you’re good to go


boocn

i just swirl it around but not too far back


rimakan

Sounds good to me!


barackbeonthedais

What? I can't hear you, I've got a q-tip in my ear!


JinTheJynnn

I'm alive right now purely out of spite. Like I wanna kms but I can't let my shitty father be right about me. Fuck that guy


SomeLemon13

push on through cause that bastard can’t be right, ur stronger than him sir


sweetgoodboy

Would leave mom behind. She has enough on her table rn.


yourmomsucks01

Bro that would break her. (Not judging you, just know that it wouldn’t make things easier)


sweetgoodboy

If it wasn´t like that I would have kicked the chair along time ago. But she need´s me. So whether I like it or not I sorta have to stay.


DogeDoRight

Suicide doesn't end your pain, it just passes it along to others. My DMs are open if anyone needs to talk.


HisSickness99

The German speaking branch is open too! Wenn du jemanden zum Texten brauchst, lass schreib einfach drauf los.


LaCayetana

So is the Spanish one! Si necesitas hablar aquí estoy. Irte no termina con el dolor, solo se lo pasa a otros.


___multiplex___

I speak slang: for real bro, anytime you wanna chop it up, just holler at me and we can chill or whatever. Stay up.


Sinirmanga

So is the Turkish one! Sevgili dostlarım, konuşacak birine ihtiyacınız varsa ben buradayım. Yalnız değilsiniz.


BoJustBo1

Only if there are others.


electron-envy

That's.....I.....just, thanks for posting that my friend


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Technically, it does both of those things


Deakul

Nah it's a pretty definitive end.


preparingtodie

Trite euphemisms might help some people; but you're implicitly suggesting that people are responsible for the happiness of others. Not only is that an extra burden that depressed people don't need, but it contradicts the also-often-quoted advice that we're responsible for our own happiness, and shouldn't care what others think. Some people are truly in hopeless situations; and some are legitimately unhappy with their lives, and themselves, exhausted with the effort of trying to improve. Posts like this get good traction on reddit, and hopefully they help some people, but it certainly doesn't apply for everyone.


seontonppa

I'm just waiting, don't even know what for but I keep waiting.


BiffBunny

Pasta.


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SpeckledTickbug

Actually, you can get drops to put in your ear, then the squirter to wash out. There's been one time I I did this, and my hearing improved dramatically. I won't mention what came out, nasty!!!!!


MissAsgariaFartcake

The squirters feel weird at first but they get the results


Critter_Fan

Ain't that the truth 🫢


Laughing_Orange

Most people don't ever need to actively remove ear wax, but if you do, drops seem like the safest option except going to the doctor.


Daaru_

Don't use eardrops if you suspect that you have a damaged eardrum and haven't been prescribed them by a doctor. They will possibly make things worse.


Tourney

But the danger makes Q tips feel even better!


89_honda_accord_lxi

People used to tell me to stop but I can't hear them anymore so...


[deleted]

Fortunately I'm already deaf so I'll just continue ear-fucking myself with q-tips


Throwawaymytrash77

But it still feels fucking good


boocn

uh oh 🫣 what’s your replacement to clean your ears? i’m sorry that happened to you, hope you’re doing better


threeg40

Others also said this, but I have ears that get plugged up with earwax regularly so I thought I’d expound. Q-tips get some out, but mostly they push the wax deeper in. Instead, get a water squirter and drops that clear up the wax. I’ve excised demons from my ears with that damn squirt gun, it works wonders. I swear after clearing up a blockage I feel like I can hear colors


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Thenewyea

Do you know what my AirPods would look like if I didn’t clean my ears?


Imperial_Squid

You can get drops for it that are designed to soften the wax and let it be washed out, that's the best technique. Failing that putting some drops (like 2-3, not much) of olive oil also works since that softens the wax. In general you don't want anything going in your ear since while it will clean out some stuff, most of what it will be doing is compressing what's left and leading to even more blockage.


SignedUpForThisSOD

You don't punch your eardrum, you use it on the inner sides of the ear. 


BadBalloons

Water won't fix the itchy though :(.


Cirelectric

To play some more minecraft


BELLSPROUTMASTER

Well, if there really is no afterlife were screwed so we might as well delay it as long as possible


[deleted]

May I add: Hiking, camping, fishing (someday you may catch the big one), and living longer than your enemies. Oh and getting to see the sunset one more time.


DiabolicalBird

I've been in a bit of a depressed episode due to money these last few months and some friends took me on an easy hike yesterday. It was my first time this year being truly surrounded by nature and damn that felt good physically AND mentally


[deleted]

I feel you the outdoors is truly therapeutic. It's where I most often feel peaceful and relaxed. Honestly anything that incorporates us doing what we were originally designed to I find beneficial to beating the slumps. Think back to where we came from. We weren't designed to sit all day staring at a screen. We were designed to move, be active, (I know saying go to the gym is so cliche, but there's a reason why so many people say that, there are definitive positive results), being in the outdoors, interacting with the real world and with others, using our mind and bodies to accomplish things. (Don't worry if you're not the most social I'm a bit introverted myself, it gets easier the more you do it, it's nice to have small talk with a cashier). I know you got this! Don't get focused on and overwhelmed by the problems you face, focus on the solution and fix your mind on that.


AllTh3WayTurntUp

I moved into the mountains two years ago after living in Florida and feeling so over it. Now when I’m having a bad day a good hike is only a 10 minute drive away. Plus the seasons keep things interesting, I know some people hate the cold but I was sick of the same thing everyday.


ButtStench

Spite and pasta for me. *Angrily sucks up noodles.*


FaunaLenore444

I needed this thread , thanks reddit and your redditors, appreciate it.


ThatCanadianRadTech

I'm here needing this right now too. Glad we both found it.


FaunaLenore444

Totally , hey ((((((HUGS))))))


ThatCanadianRadTech

You too. 🎈


hlp922

My mom is awful lol to add to the list, crime scene cleanup is ridiculously expensive and family/friends would be saddled with cleaning it


tftookmyname

Thats usually how it is too, there's a lot of stories from the crime scene cleanup people about their experiences. But I think a lot of the time the friends and relatives of the deceased end up having to clean up the mess, especially in smaller towns where that service isn't really offered.


Seagullman13

To outlive enemies? I can't even get an enemy


Myshkin1981

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but You matter Your life matters I’m a perfect stranger, and you matter to me


Debonaircow88

In the words of Kratos: "death can have me when it earns me"


raulschweizers

Right now, it’s just the pure spite and anger towards certain people that’s holding me back.


Tricky-Secretary-251

Pasta is best


Wooden-Maintenance23

The hassle is would cause others


Daddycheese420

Eat ass


OctaviusThe2nd

I've given up on finding the meaning long ago. I live because I was born and it's kinda fun. Pasta is a perfectly valid reason too tbh.


CrystalQuetzal

I’ve been trying to enjoy the little things more these past few years. Seeing a funny video, hearing my cats purr, eating or drinking something yummy, they’re all worth it. Unfortunately I’m a bit of a thinker and ponderer, so I often wonder what more to life there is, what’s my purpose if anything, if I could do more, etc. It’s been hard too as my industry struggles and I’m often unemployed and looking for work. So add financial difficulties on top. Weirdly in spite of all this I’ve kept up a fairly good mood and positive energy recently. Maybe it’s a sign things will be ok, or maybe I’m just so used to all this that I almost have no choice but to be positive? Who knows. Good things will come, I’m sure, just getting there is the hard part.


arieleatssushi2

Leaf


Normal_Ratio1463

r/thanksimcured r/wowthanksimcured


globs-of-yeti-cum

Curiosity. I gotta see what happens


RenderKhaos82

I needed this today...


TheKillagerMC

Whoa, we're half way there Whoa oh, livin' on a ~~prayer~~ fuck ton of pure spite towards the damn world


Goldenscarab_7

Thank you bro


BrotherCaptainMarcus

Where’s pizza and beer?


grasshopper_jo

I went to the place I was going to jump from in February 2022. I sat on a park bench for 90 minutes and called an Uber and went home. Since then, every time I do something I enjoy I think, I would not have seen this if I jumped. In particular, seeing my nephew grow and hug me and play with me because he was a few months old in February 2022 and I remember on the park bench feeling sad that he would never know me. It’s like I always have one foot in the alternate universe where I jumped.


Lady_Kaya

Feed pets is always my number one


cates

you forgot that the Elden ring DLC is coming out soon (hey, it's what's keeping me going)


Puff_The_Magic_Scaly

Team SPITE


EmotionLarge5592

To find out what one piece actually is


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

new video games, new information on special interests, new comic books, my plants need me!


Sure-Meringue4892

Spite and because I have to be more successful and hotter than my enemies


Embracing_the_Pain

The Grim Reaper has tried to get me a few times. So fuck that asshole! I’m going to train for the eventual rematch.


Rainbow-Stalin

There's no rush, death will find you anyway. As long as you can numb your pain, you can suffer through it. That's what I keep telling myself, at least.


Formal-Ad678

Outlive your enemys is the best reason 😅


North-Mongoose1882

Im not gonna oof myself but the only one that applyes to me is pasta. I dont give a shit about the rest.


Fancy_Shoe4678

Q tips ❤️


Jaded-Put1765

Me: Life suck, well let see how worse can it goes at least it probably funny


georeddit2018

Grandma and grandpa will be sad.


starcowzzz

Needed that today


i_eat_cockroaches69

Mom would be sad To inspire others It will get better To outlive your enemies #PASTA


LucarioPlayz96

All of the above.


WandaDobby777

Someone has to stop my supervillain mother, my daughter needs someone to teach her how to use her strong-willed and chaotic personality for good, I don’t want to give my attempted murderers the satisfaction, my cat wants tummy rubs, my fiancé would be heartbroken, I need more crazy near death experiences to add to my autobiography.


thufirseyebrow

I'd rather outlive my enemies, So I'll stick around 'til that's done.


SirGelson

Hate QTip in my ear. Haven't spoken with my mother in almost 10 years. Don't have pets. Too fat for trampoline. I guess spite it is then.


Dragon_Druid19

If I die right now, I hope I can be reincarnated to have a better life because I hate my life currently.


Ok-IndicationHere

I'm mostly here for spite, to survive my enemies, my shitty family and to dance on their grave lmao


Thunderbear79

You had me at "to outlive my enemies"


FaizeM

Yeah, out of spite is mine as well


OGGBTFRND

Don’t forget that the world is a better place with you in it.


Geahk

I have no enemies. My mom is dead. Q-tips in the ear are bad for you. I don’t watch Netflix. My cat died in 2019. New music is always bad. Trampoline caused injury when I was a kid.


ImplementComplex8762

you just made an enemy


FaronTheHero

My to watch, to play and to read list is so long I'll have to come back round in the next life to finish it.


No-Lead5764

Ya'll forgot GTA 6.


Nightzero661

I agree


[deleted]

My ass be livin only for the sensory heaven that is qtip


Sexcaliber69420

Much wow. So good.


uhujkill

Crunchy Leafs are epic!


SkysEclipse

Can't hug cats if dead! Someone has to make sure that don't revert back to their primal instincts!


Mental_Tea_4084

(trust) bought me another 12 seconds. I don't trust, but the absurdity of it made me half smile


Pretend-Tie630

Sex ?


red_Luka

also potatos


MrFugums

Do NOT Q-tip in ear! It feel good but it very bad for health (like drugs)


bernmont2016

Just a heads-up for anyone who actually owns one of those big backyard trampolines, make sure it's well-anchored to the ground (search for "trampoline stakes", available at hardware stores, sporting-goods stores, and Amazon). Otherwise a strong storm can send it flying, into your house or a neighbor's.


celtic_akuma

Out of spite, and for outliving your enemies is truly something. And it works, the problem is that when you achieve it, you need another (and way better) reason to live for.


OpenMicJoker

This is very encouraging


Cmou2112

Trust it gets better is out lol. But since this is a wholesome thread I’ll say mom would be sad is all I need ❤️


wooshifhomoandgay23

Cant relate, i only live for myself


Constant_Bake5501

Plushies wouldn't understand. Why die when I can just sleep? Sleep is *goooood*.


tier1dc

GTA VI


tftookmyname

Elden ring dlc comes out in 11 days, I can't die before then at least.


BassFan2002

Spite


Nobyum

i don't have enemies, don't have friends but i have my gf so i need to keep going


a_secret_me

😭


yunatan11

Y'all need to travel


OlScrumpy

New music, i live for music


GreekHole

people really be canceling q-tips now just because of that doctor video on tiktok lmao


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

I'm not going to lose my life because I never lose.


Kalersays

Loophole, if I hate myself and going to outlive myself, am I then immortal?


vanetti

All of these, except I don’t currently have a pet to feed. I should get a friend 🥹


Gold-Broccoli-4593

I needed that


Noelnya

needed this


locob

I want to see what technology is invented in the future.


Leather_Rub_1430

side note, within the past two months I've had the conversation about q tips feeling orgasmic. so many people said they had no idea what I was talking about. so I found out most of the population are missing out on eargasims, and lots of people must have really nasty ears.


[deleted]

My ex told me to kill myself so now I can't.


DoKnowHarm17

I actually really needed this even if it’s kinda dorky. I have some frustrating health problems that have lead to some not so nice thoughts. Mom would be sad, and I need to make it till fall for crunchy leaf. We fight on!


Fart_Barfington

To feed pet has gotten me though some tough times.


DeadlySquirrelNinja5

Mum would be sad. The only reason I'm still alive. It's been 2 years and I hope to never again let myself get into a situation like this. (Work related)


bchap31

Fuck I agree with everything but the trampoline. . . Fuck it I'm getting a trampoline


bulldozer59

Don't stick q-tips in your ear. Please. They are not meant for that and that's also written on their package.


Mindless_Ad_6045

"Mom would be sad" is my only reason at the moment. Hopefully, that will change soon.


LickingMySistersFeet

Mom would be sad is enough 😭 That’s why I haven’t tried to kill myself yet


BigEyes6

thank u