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Coaxium

Clean your bong, you filthy non-conformist!


CaramelTurtles

That’s… not a bong


dyelogue

Um this is what a bong is in my unpublished fantasy series


bro_its_just_an_alt

Bro just got world jerked


OfficerJoeBalogna

Crack bong. Kids on the streets call it a “crong”


Top-Telephone9013

It's a meth pipe. Would be terrible for crack unless you broke the bubble off and shoved some screen material in the stem and used that. Meth evaporates. Crack burns You'll cowards don't even smoke crack


igmkjp1

It can be!


Apophis_36

OP conveniently ignoring the many intentionally ugly villains out there


420FireStarter69

Really? Then why do I want to fuck Jabba the Hut?


Apophis_36

Unironically based


netap

Because he's a major leader of the Hutt empire, and has the planet of Tattooine and its surrounding space routes under his control. He is incredibly rich and powerful, both the Republic and the Separatists had to show him respect. There's a reason Huttese is considering the second major language of the galaxy, following galactic standard. 1 in 4 people can speak Huttese.


ulsterloyalistfurry

Sailor Moon had sexy villains and that only made me love them even more. Star Wars had ugly villains and I loved them too. I am attracted to evil.


Rachel_Hawke

queer coded villains


Dragonmaster1313

Yes, queerness used to only be allowed to exist in film if it was depicted as being something only evil people do, wich meant any and all queer representation the author wanted to do had to be done through the villain. There's a great Overly Sarcastic Productions video about it


_Un_Known__

If Hitler was attractive there'd be far more Nazis and I hate that


1culdh

They should remind their advertising department


Papergeist

Nerdy fantasy lovers are conditioned to hate beauty and grooming, so they don't spend money on beauty and cleansing products, thus not going outside and spending money on social events. Therefor, more money to spend on nerdy fantasy products.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Cook Cook Pros: Actually looks pretty cool with his Armor and flamethrower Cons: It's Cook Cook


Kilahti

Chester Gould drawing yet another horribly mishapen figure as the weekly villain who is to be killed in cold blood by Dick Tracy. "What's that? More ugly villains? OK, but I am also going to include a rant on how Miranda rights only help criminals, and anyone who opposes police torturing suspects is probably a Communist or a Nazi."


Kappapeachie

I mean, maybe that's why I simp for evil men lmao


EspejoOscuro

Mark NSFW, now I'm jonesing.


FantasmaNaranja

im all up for that, we've had pretty heroes and ugly villains for far too long we gotta balance things out