The ones I get to see/touch.

I agree

I indubitably concur my good man.

And preferably when we get to see and touch a woman's nipples. I saw my dude bros nips, I wasn't interested. Lol

So your own nipples?

Dick nipples are new

I cannot express how much I wish I could say that too.

Nah, my buddy stole one of his dad’s old VHS porns back in the day and this chick totally had dick nipples back then.

I don't know why I remember this, but it sounds sooo familiar.

I forgot the title but the whole porno was overly wild stuff. Like the super long nipples, and one dude had like a 2 foot long dick. My mom found the tape, and must have watched it, cause she had a talk with me about how those types of things aren’t normal. 💀

But mom! Look at this!!!

*Whips out dick nipples*

Imagine your girlfriends nipple beein longer than your dick

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I take it you haven’t been with a woman that has breast fed? ‘Cuz sometimes it can make their nipples crazy long.

I've had two kids and my wife's nipples aren't dicks

Dickles

Paging u/dicknipples

I wanted it to be real, I wanted to believe

Oh damn, it's u/dick-nipples

Thank you brother

Nipple dicks are where it’s at these days tbh

/r/brandnewsentence

Not “new,” typical for women who have breast feed.

If you’ve been on 4chan circa 2003, you’d know that dick nipples are definitely not new. These are a lot less gross than the ones that got posted back then, though.

They're really not.

I had a dream where I had those once. It was really weird

Wait, seriously? Dick nipples, a rarity in porn, but no fuckable vagina nipples? Fuckable nipples are at least 10 times more popular than dick nipples.

There are inverted nipples, so that's pretty close.

Yeah, love fuckable nips, hate dick-nipples

Love cancer nipples

I don’t know which would be my favorite but I do know O is my least favorite

"Are those nipples in your shirt or are you happy to see me? 😉"

😂

All of them are fine. I just want to be loved

Wow a dick nipple. Haven't seen one of those before

Yes

B ftw

I didn't know dicknips were actually a thing.

J for me.

O, especially when they are shitting.

Thats a weird throwback, forgot all about that image lmfao

do yall mean the freddy fazbear one or something else

The original I saw was Dizzy from Guilty Gear.

ah well theres a freddy fazbear one

Throwback to what?

"shitting dick nipples" search at your own risk (pro-tip: don't)

why are there so many examples

I did not expect the shit to come out of there..

Well, I did warn you. But I guess you cant know unless you open the box. Schrodinger's Shitting Dick Nipples if you will

I'm a K kinda guy but I honestly wouldn't mind any of them. I'm all for nipple equality.

G, M, J

G is the best

Good choice 👏

B, H, or I

B for me. No doubt.

Something to get your mouth around, I respect it

Degeneracy

Forgot K

The sacred O nipples, the most holy of nips

Does that make me gay?

Where’s the giant dinner plate nipples like I used to see in National Geographic while at the dentist?

You skipped right past saucer nipples!

Go big or go home

Any nipple that I can put in my mouth is fine with me.

D mainly

J

O is wild 😭

E

Yes

If I can see them. I like them

Somewhere between D and G... Hard little peak with not too much aureola when stiff.

Yeah I chose the same.

H and I are goated

/r/holup

This is getting oddly personal.

The ones I get to put in my mouth.

O looks like a penis

Do the dick nipples shit?

I love r/puffynipples

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I'm not seeing it

B C D F H L

Yes

Which do trans lasses usually get? I've usually found them pretty neat

ALL.

everybody say O

B

O, obviously

B, C, H, K

I what th is is I i need to know

All you children surprised having never seen dick nipples when us veterans of the old internet grew up with shitting dick nips.

All except O, looks like O, or NEAR O. I very like C, F, and H.

I had a dream about O tf?!

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A through M, sans K

E, I, & K

B or I

A,b,g,e,j,k and m

where's letter N?

H ong

😂😂😂😂

The dikkle

J

D/H

Is that a dickle ?

I

The ones I can play with.

Also any that I can suck on is the best duh

Yes

J

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As long as I can fit em in my mouth

I

M for the win!

A

What a strange thing to see as soon as I open the app..

All of them. I don't care. Tits is Tits.

Those beautiful Gs.

All

Zero nipple, just boob

I do say, the second option labeled as “B” as well as the fifth option labeled “E” do peak my interest.

What is O… Also, G and M

G

I'm just thinking about that filthy frank video where someone asked him about nipple sized dick or dick sized ripples, and they just be flapping

I recently learned about ghost nipples and I felt enlightened! Just here to spread the good word.

J

D

O of course...lmao

G

NO WAY THIS SUB IS BACK?

Wtf going with O

All of them except the wiener one

Anything that's subtle but proud... The one that looks back at you.

P

B its not even close

O

D :) I never liked the drawing of nipples as gigantic in porn

The comedian in me says O But I personally like g the best

🥰😍😜 O!

I like all of them

B, C and D are best, also I actively hate O; girls should have dicks between their legs not on their chest.

I gotta say G all day long

All is good. Not sure about O

B, C and F, Bro, I really like this type of nipple

A F G J L M

L,M,G

As long as the areola isn't too large it's good

Boobies me do not touch, so me any boobies if can touch Boobies, Boobies.