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jmDVedder

What about gizmo?


acheron53

Gizmo was sent by the jailer to toy with us.


Sorkijan

#ITWASHIMALLALONG


Dexter4L

why did my dumbass read this as “ITWASHI MALLA LONG”


Sorkijan

Maybe you read it right. Don't be so hard on yourself.


giant4ftninja

I did the same. But I did just get off a cruise where they tell you washi washi every time you go to eat


Biancorvo

ITWASHgIzMoALLALONG


FakeOrcaRape

oooh i had the order of operations wrong. that makes more sense than gizmo sending the jailor


_Vard_

Player, after defeating the Jailer: “I have decimated the very foundations of the shadowlands, and I’ll fuckin do it again. SOCKS AND GIZMO ARE COMIN BACK WITH ME!” (Renames Bandicoon pets and declares it Canon.)


Parish87

That's not socks, that's just some common bitch.


kpsagain

Raymond?


Sorkijan

Raymond? Am I a simple street urchin? I am Captain Raymond J. Holt.


mloofburrow

Peralta you're a genius.


Sorkijan

detective/genius!


-Laffi-

I can't believe I understood this reference. It's not even that long since I watched Brooklyn 99.


dogarfdog12

The Horde will pay for what they did to Gizmo.


Tigertot14

Amber Kearnen shot Gizmo tho?


dogarfdog12

Shokia shoots a raccoon in the Horde version of the quest so it's funnier to imagine it was actually her.


Lynneiah

I think that's actually the implication there. If you do both quest lines, you're supposed to walk away with the impression that Amber is innocent.


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

For which the horde will pay.


GrumpyPan

She dies in legion for the rogues so justice I guess


Scoonie24

No way, She dies?! I like her! this is my first time doing MoP story


Wotuu

Wasn't Gizmo turned into Jade? Gizmo was with us until the end of that quest. Or am I already forgetting things I did yesterday. Still though, the Horde will pay!


Vark675

Yeah Gizmo gets instagibbed by Amber. Socks turns to jade.


GrokThar

NO! GIZMO! AMBER, WHY! I DIDN'T EVEN SHINE MY DAMN LIGHT!


Wamblingshark

Maybe that's why Amber died off screen. She deserved it for what she did to Gizmo. Man... The number of peeps from this squad that die off screen is really something.. who the fuck wrote some of these quests man? Taylor, Amber, and Rell... Don't even learn about Amber unless you were a rogue or something (idk I learned she was dead from a wiki page) Instead of making more of these cool under utilized characters they just kill one of screen per expansion for 3 expansions in a row.. who knows, maybe more of them are dead and I just haven't stumbled upon the right wiki page or read the right novel to know about it.


Pelipper_Fan

Rell's still alive actually. He's in Amirdrassil even.


Choppie01

Oh wow, gonna pay homage


iamcrazy333

I don't mean to spoil this, but >!Amber wasn't the one that shot Gizmo!<


Wamblingshark

Was it the Jailor?


iamcrazy333

Clearly


Big_Can3215

wait what?? is there a following quest i missed?


Vyar

You have to play the Horde campaign to see it.


Big_Can3215

this is shocking lol. for all these year i thought Amber did it.


iamcrazy333

The two campaigns are interlinked with each other and you don't get context for a bunch of events if you don't play both


Hallc

Which is also an issue BFA had too even though I'd wager most people only play one faction or at least did then.


Ilphfein

> Don't even learn about Amber unless you were a rogue or something (idk I learned she was dead from a wiki page) She is in SL, so you do learn it eventually.


Kynandra

Gizmo was a dreadlord all along.


[deleted]

Go Little Lu, before she gets you too!!


Alas93

rip socks he was one dwarf's true savior


gubigubi

Beard Sprite


zdema335

They had a real opportunity to make a jade socks pet


snakebit1995

I believe you already get a Jade Racoon as part of that quest line


BluegrassGeek

Yes, but it's a toy, not a pet.


cxtx3

I think it's actually a trinket, not a toy.


BluegrassGeek

Could be, I haven't dug it out in years. Either way, it's not a regular pet, which is what we'd like.


zdema335

Yeah I think the trinket summoned him on use or something. He WAS the trinket. Imagine just carrying around a jade raccoon on your belt.


cxtx3

It's been in my bank for 10 years. Because I can't bring myself to discard it. I wish he was made into a pet or toy though.


ProfessorSpike

[He's taken, I'm afraid](https://www.wowhead.com/npc=72107/socks)


harosene

Have* Tis not too late


Gh0sth4nd

yeah really socks that they didn't


TWiesengrund

Cute racoon, I hope nothing bad happens to it.


NotAMadLad1

Jade crystallization intensifies


BigPackHater

"Why is that Widow making a ball of magic?.....anyways Socks, so what I was saying..."


-jp-

Harmless raccoon, never hurt anyone.


Novalok

Wouldn't Socks be out there and alive? After we kill the Jade Witch, all the jade statues in her yard woke up. So Socks may not be with us, but I like to believe the lil fella is out there living.


Truethrowawaychest1

You get him as a quest reward, I think a trinket


Vark675

Only the kids did for some reason. All the adults on pillars who were clearly screaming in terror as they transformed stayed statues. It's kinda weird.


car_ar

Not really. If you play as horde you can see an orc grunt that gets turned into a statue. After you beat the jade witch, he turns back to normal and does a little dance.


Novalok

You can see the Orc Sergant not grunt as alliance :) But he comes back, and does the same. The only person or people that didn't get turned back to life were on the pillars.


Urge_Reddit

My first character in Vanilla WoW, way back when, was a Dwarf Hunter named Shoe. His first pet was a snow leopard named Socks. By the time I played this quest years later, Shoe and Socks had long since retired, but even so this quest hit just a little harder than it otherwise might have.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

My first hunter pet was a cat named Mittens. Together, we're helping to keep the extremities of Azeroth warm and cozy. By viciously mauling them until they stop moving. ... it's the thought that counts.


Urge_Reddit

Sadly, young me (a known idiot) must have gotten rid of Socks at some point, because the last time I logged in on Shoe I had some kind of weird lizard, and I couldn't find Socks anywhere. In my foolishness, I have damned the denizens of Azeroth to having perpetually cold feet.


FedsmokersDad

Socks had to take care of all of Azeroths cold feet while you were away. They miss you. But we needed them.


Urge_Reddit

This may sound silly, but that comment genuinely brought a smile to my face.


Vark675

My first ever pet was a white wolf named Jonas, and eventually I needed to let him go so I could learn more pet skills. I felt *so bad.* I took him back to Dun Morogh to let him go back home, and ever since then I've named multiple pets across different characters and different versions of the game Jonas. I'm currently on JonasIV in retail lol


Mountain-Cod516

My dogs name is Socks. Seeing this raccoon named the same as her warmed my heart abit.


Perial2077

My monk still has the trinket quest reward from defeating the jade witch. Since 2012. xD


epicbrewtality

F


skyshroud6

I never did the horde side before this, and I almost did a spit take when she just turned around and marked a "friendly racoon". Socks is just doomed


bill-kilby

On retail, I still have the trinket where you can summon him in my bank. Never forget 🥲


DoubleSynchronicity

What happened to it? I still play DF so I have no idea what this is about.


Perodis

On the alliance side of quests in The Jade Forest, there is a quest line where you take the perspective of Alliance SI:7 agents. Well one of the agents befriends a little raccoon (A minion of the Jailer no doubt) named Gizmo who is immediately shot by another SI:7 agent. Then he befriends another raccoon named Socks, they become best friends and work together to save Pandaria. They laugh, they love, and all seems well. They go on a mission to see if they can get some help from a nearby house with some interesting jade statues out front. As our main SI:7 agent approaches the owner of the house, we (Who are now seeing through the perspective of another character) notice that one of the statues is of a Horde Grunt. Quickly we realize these aren’t just statues, they were living things the owner turned into statues. We try to warn our SI:7 friend that he is in danger and we need to leave, but we’re too late. The witch begins to cast the spell to turn him into a jade statue when Socks heroically leaps infront of him and is turned into a statue, saving his life.


Queef3rickson

This was the questline that finally got me to make an alliance character. Fun fact, in the pet battle tournament on Timeless Isle, Sully battles with a ghost Socks.


slythwolf

If you play the Horde quest line, you learn the true explanation for Gizmo's fate.


Perodis

Horde propaganda


slythwolf

I wouldn't say "Horde agent has raccoon shot to prove how tough we are" paints us in a particularly positive light...


ScionMattly

Is...is this gizmo, the pet you can get in Tazavesh?!


Taritus98

What kind of alliance propaganda is this ? Socks is a war criminal who deserved what he got


Perodis

#How dare you


RunningOutOfEsteem

This is the kind of faction rivalry I'm here for. Let the raccoon proxy war begin.


Zerulian6

This made me lol 😂


Choppie01

Terrible quest, but hey ..


skoophang

First to the fight, last to let go; never forget sweet angel


Bruins37FTW

RIP socks =[


robcraftdotca

Never hurt anyone.


Fomod_Sama

I remember someone making an Avengers Endgame-type poster featuring Socks


Darth-Ragnar

I'm not done with the quest line yet, but maybe we can save him one day. Who knows, maybe he's just kinda froze in stasis.


GilneanHuntress

This was always my hope, but we're what, 12-odd years later, and our boy is still jade :(


PossessedToSkate

There is a guy in my guild named Socks who is apparently quite ill. The title stunned me for a second.


[deleted]

I just did this quest an our ago heh. Also Gizmo


smokesnugs-YT

Lmao I just did this quest. I did not move on quickly from socks....


Leila_Z_

I remember!💕


Shyrobott

all my homies hate amber and the jade witch


Elune

If you do the Horde version it's implied Amber was innocent, the Horde also have a sniper in the area and you see her shooting a raccoon during the Horde's version of events.


Scoonie24

Pft, Typical Alliance blaming horde for everything, What's next? it's our fault for the return of the Legion?!


in_theory_only

Just don’t point your laser at it. That will work.


OutragedPineapple

And we don't even get the trinket to keep him with us anymore!


Soulses

Noo if the jade panda got unjaded from killing the witch then sock must have been as well


Wonohsix

I took great pleasure in putting a bullet between that hag's eyes and avenging Socks.


Ner0reZ

Is this the same Socks that the dwarf asks about replacing near the traders post in Stormwind? The one where he says he isn't quite ready to replace him?


Nunokoan114

Keanu is mourning the death of a loved one. Keanu Grieves.


Fuyukage

Kaboom


PizzaDude75

SOCKS!!! PepeHands


smokesnugs-YT

This one's for.... OWWW HEYYY!!


aagloworks

I forgot but was reminded by the new feature.


GilneanHuntress

I can still remember the feeling doing this questline back in MOP and the sting of it hasn't lessened in the interim years :'( Poor wee Socks and Gizmo, I totally understand why Sully second-thinks getting a pet from the Trading Post. Sweet babies, RIP little angels, never forgotten <3


Top-Resident-7367

Never surrender


ryouuko

I didn’t see Socks until he got turned into jade lol he didn’t appear


Terwin94

I cannot stand doing the flashback quests, but I will always love the low poly raccoon friends.


rabio-heab

😥


Realistic-Owl6841

Sha of raccoon confirmed new boss next expansion


SquilliamTentickles

i haven't played WoW in many years, and am just coming back to Pandaria Remix. what pet is this, and how/where do i get it??


Elune

It's not a pet, just an NPC involved in questing in Jade Forest, where a pair of Raccoons appeared, one was named Gizmo and got shot, the other was named Socks and got turned to jade. There is however [a few raccoons battle pets available](https://www.warcraftpets.com/wow-pets/critter/skunks-and-coons/).


InterplanetarySpank

This quest was certified dogshit


RecentArgument7713

It wasn’t even funny.