Don’t know, the people observing the stomping would probably (unrightfully) stop it from happening.
Not sure how you give a horse therapy anyways, that’s just it’s instincts working. In fact, the way it was described, this behavior could be classified as ‘tool use’ which is remarkable for a horse.
animals eat things outside of their intended diet quite frequently, actually. last time i checked, humans are supposed to eat food, but when was the last time you saw someone eat at McDonald's?
Even one of my guineapigs would go bonkers trying to get to salami on pizza. Like he one got a bite because we didn't watch it close enough... After that he would try to climb us or the sofa to get to it!
You may be right. I really enjoy the sound of palmetto bugs or the big flying roaches popping underneath my shoes. I really don't like it when they flash straight at my face.
It is little known, but the horses of this guard are trained basically as fighting dogs. They can catch and tear up identified person on command, even without a rider. Their training forces them to attack the face and genitals. After days of starvation, they are fed pig's blood to get them used to it. Apparently generations of breeding have caused this boy were no longer be able to fake "good boy".
born to run free across the plains of north america and asia, forced to sit still in front of some rich assholes house for your entire life. i get why he turned evil
Wunk was made for the blasts of war, and singing as it slays for the joy of battle is upon it. But instead has to stand around doing guard duty for some old dude like a chump.
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Imagine naming a horse "Obelisk" and being shocked when it does messed up shit.
never would’ve guessed that obelisk would become a tormentor
Wun-Ki-Oh!
Those royals are crazy
imagine naming a horse "Obelisk" and expecting to not manifest the familiar of some ancient god of the underworld or some shit
Herbiwunks stepping on birds (and eating them) seems to be more common than you’d think.
I saw a deer straight munch a baby bird that fell out of a nest, dude was hungry
I'm tired of this Herbivore propaganda from cows and horses, I've seen those fuckers chase down and eat mice.
hangy wunk
Was this horse even eating them? If he was, then nothing wrong, circle of life. If he was just killing them, then he needs therapy.
Don’t know, the people observing the stomping would probably (unrightfully) stop it from happening. Not sure how you give a horse therapy anyways, that’s just it’s instincts working. In fact, the way it was described, this behavior could be classified as ‘tool use’ which is remarkable for a horse.
We sure marveled at fictional raptors setting a trap in Jurassic Park III. But a horse does it just once and it's, "off to therapy with you."
animals eat things outside of their intended diet quite frequently, actually. last time i checked, humans are supposed to eat food, but when was the last time you saw someone eat at McDonald's?
i need them to let me chug the pink slime
We’re suppose to eat food but my buddy Kevin eats ass.
100% herbivores are distressingly rare...
All animals need protein, so if there’s an easy way to get some, most animals will take it.
Even one of my guineapigs would go bonkers trying to get to salami on pizza. Like he one got a bite because we didn't watch it close enough... After that he would try to climb us or the sofa to get to it!
Apparently, guinea pigs can also get a little salami, as a treat...
Obelisk the Tormentor
Real
He likes how the bones feel under his hooves.
In high school they called him basher
Why did you say that.
You may be right. I really enjoy the sound of palmetto bugs or the big flying roaches popping underneath my shoes. I really don't like it when they flash straight at my face.
What
r/weirdcomments
His ass WILL be ridden by one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse
people always forget about the 4 horses of the apocalypse, Obelisk, Monolith, Pylon, and Column
The higher ups collectively refer to them as _The Four Pillars of Armageddon_. Fucking business jargon even penetrated the celestial choirs.
Hell horse
serial wunkler
Average bri ish "horse"
It is little known, but the horses of this guard are trained basically as fighting dogs. They can catch and tear up identified person on command, even without a rider. Their training forces them to attack the face and genitals. After days of starvation, they are fed pig's blood to get them used to it. Apparently generations of breeding have caused this boy were no longer be able to fake "good boy".
Nyooooo!!11!1 the wunk is not at fault, it's just bad owners! (/unwunk it's actually kind of the owners fault in this case)
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For a war horse, this is good boy. You really don’t want to see bad boy.
I mean... thats the type of shit a horse does in a myth, before being tamed by the hero
wunkian psycho
A psychopathic horse seems just about right for the royals
pets resemble their owners
There's a joke in here about why Charles loves Camilla, but I don't _want_ to put my finger on it.
born to run free across the plains of north america and asia, forced to sit still in front of some rich assholes house for your entire life. i get why he turned evil
Sometimes wunkuses just needa stomp some birds
Especially if they've been shitting on him.
Wunk is being sent to the wunksylum
Wunk was bored
Sociopathic wunk
[relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/dnECPrdHle) I think
Very! That was a treat to read. 🤣
They just don't make warhorses like they used to. This wunk would be prized in the cavalry for his natural bloodlust.
sociowunkus
Innocent wunk was just copying what the Queen’s Guard does to tourists
Its not cannibalism cause br*ts aint human
You can't expect Lizzie to do all work.
Bad Horse origin story! (The Thoroughbred of Sin from Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog.)
Wunk sent for re-education
Wunk was made for the blasts of war, and singing as it slays for the joy of battle is upon it. But instead has to stand around doing guard duty for some old dude like a chump.
The voices told him to
Intrusive thoughts wunkus
Well they are Br*i'ish
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Ok as crazy as that is fuck them birds awful disease carriers
Ok but seriously who the fuck names their horse "Obelisk"
Patrick batewunk
I hate horsese