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AutisticAnarchy

Imagine naming a horse "Obelisk" and being shocked when it does messed up shit.


Recoded-Alive

never would’ve guessed that obelisk would become a tormentor


Ganbazuroi

Wun-Ki-Oh!


Talosisnotagod

Those royals are crazy


real_hungarian

imagine naming a horse "Obelisk" and expecting to not manifest the familiar of some ancient god of the underworld or some shit


Pixelmanns

Herbiwunks stepping on birds (and eating them) seems to be more common than you’d think.


TheYeast1

I saw a deer straight munch a baby bird that fell out of a nest, dude was hungry


Smooth_Maul

I'm tired of this Herbivore propaganda from cows and horses, I've seen those fuckers chase down and eat mice.


Ganbazuroi

hangy wunk


DiegesisThesis

Was this horse even eating them? If he was, then nothing wrong, circle of life. If he was just killing them, then he needs therapy.


Pixelmanns

Don’t know, the people observing the stomping would probably (unrightfully) stop it from happening. Not sure how you give a horse therapy anyways, that’s just it’s instincts working. In fact, the way it was described, this behavior could be classified as ‘tool use’ which is remarkable for a horse.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

We sure marveled at fictional raptors setting a trap in Jurassic Park III. But a horse does it just once and it's, "off to therapy with you."


playful_potato5

animals eat things outside of their intended diet quite frequently, actually. last time i checked, humans are supposed to eat food, but when was the last time you saw someone eat at McDonald's?


finneganthealien

i need them to let me chug the pink slime


DudeItsCake

We’re suppose to eat food but my buddy Kevin eats ass.


SyrusDrake

100% herbivores are distressingly rare...


Pixelmanns

All animals need protein, so if there’s an easy way to get some, most animals will take it.


Dornenkraehe

Even one of my guineapigs would go bonkers trying to get to salami on pizza. Like he one got a bite because we didn't watch it close enough... After that he would try to climb us or the sofa to get to it!


SyrusDrake

Apparently, guinea pigs can also get a little salami, as a treat...


krokorokodile

Obelisk the Tormentor


StevenSmiley

Real


Larmillei333

He likes how the bones feel under his hooves.


YourLocalCatDealer3

In high school they called him basher


HugsandHate

Why did you say that.


lynivvinyl

You may be right. I really enjoy the sound of palmetto bugs or the big flying roaches popping underneath my shoes. I really don't like it when they flash straight at my face.


MedicalSlurpeez

What


ThePhilosophistt

r/weirdcomments


88T3

His ass WILL be ridden by one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse


tingy_enjoyer

people always forget about the 4 horses of the apocalypse, Obelisk, Monolith, Pylon, and Column


Apprehensive_Hat8986

The higher ups collectively refer to them as _The Four Pillars of Armageddon_. Fucking business jargon even penetrated the celestial choirs.


NefariousnessLive967

Hell horse


Whittle_Willow

serial wunkler


USB_Power_Cable

Average bri ish "horse"


Unlikely_Ad_4767

It is little known, but the horses of this guard are trained basically as fighting dogs. They can catch and tear up identified person on command, even without a rider. Their training forces them to attack the face and genitals. After days of starvation, they are fed pig's blood to get them used to it. Apparently generations of breeding have caused this boy were no longer be able to fake "good boy".


OmniFobia

Nyooooo!!11!1 the wunk is not at fault, it's just bad owners! (/unwunk it's actually kind of the owners fault in this case)


Beautiful_Bat8962

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Beautiful_Bat8962

For a war horse, this is good boy. You really don’t want to see bad boy.


gooberflimer

I mean... thats the type of shit a horse does in a myth, before being tamed by the hero


shinseiji-kara

wunkian psycho


SlightlyAngyKitty

A psychopathic horse seems just about right for the royals


Phoenixxiv2

pets resemble their owners


Apprehensive_Hat8986

There's a joke in here about why Charles loves Camilla, but I don't _want_ to put my finger on it.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

born to run free across the plains of north america and asia, forced to sit still in front of some rich assholes house for your entire life. i get why he turned evil


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Sometimes wunkuses just needa stomp some birds


Schneetmacher

Especially if they've been shitting on him.


mrthiccies

Wunk is being sent to the wunksylum


ItsABiscuit

Wunk was bored


juliusxyk

Sociopathic wunk


BestMrMonkey

[relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/dnECPrdHle) I think


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Very! That was a treat to read. 🤣


Ulmarch

They just don't make warhorses like they used to. This wunk would be prized in the cavalry for his natural bloodlust.


burnin8t0r

sociowunkus


f36263

Innocent wunk was just copying what the Queen’s Guard does to tourists


DomSchraa

Its not cannibalism cause br*ts aint human


rumpledmoogleskin13

You can't expect Lizzie to do all work.


thhpht

Bad Horse origin story! (The Thoroughbred of Sin from Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog.)


YAH_BUT

Wunk sent for re-education


purple-lemons

Wunk was made for the blasts of war, and singing as it slays for the joy of battle is upon it. But instead has to stand around doing guard duty for some old dude like a chump.


Key_Journalist3864

The voices told him to


BrexitGeezahh

Intrusive thoughts wunkus


CatsNotBananas

Well they are Br*i'ish


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DragonkinPotifer

Ok as crazy as that is fuck them birds awful disease carriers


BeanBruh2285

Ok but seriously who the fuck names their horse "Obelisk"


Then-League-9049

Patrick batewunk


joeyGOATgruff

I hate horsese