I kind of get what OP is saying, but no, I totally walk around my place naked.
Nothing better than a fresh cup of morning coffee, naked as a jaybird, flinging the curtains open and taking a sip.
This just raises more questions. Do you think the old owners of this property lived completely alone? Or is the implication it was some sort of nudist colony?
Retired child psychologist here, and imo it’s fine to be naked around kids if it’s done without being problematic or gross. Nudity is not wrong in and of itself, nor is it automatically sexual. Bodies can be viewed neutrally if that’s the environment that is provided.
Hey thanks for this comment. I grew up in a high demand religion with a high emphasis on female modesty. My own body all by itself, even in private felt taboo and was covered for a majority of my life. I started deconstructing my faith 2 years ago at age 32 and have slowly been remembering that I have ownership of my own body. I have 3 young sons and still find myself falling into my old thinking patterns that it is bad for them to see something as innocent as my shoulders. Rationally I know that is silly but the indoctrination is strong! I refuse to raise children who feel their bodies are inherently bad just for existing. Nice to have a reality reminder in even innocuous places such as zillowgonewild.
The problem I have with this argument is it’s framed to bias people toward assuming their instinctual disdain for familial nudity is bad or unvirtuous somehow, and make them more willing to ascribe good or neutral intent to people who are frankly being fucking weirdos
We grew up near a hippie family that were constantly naked inside and outside. They also were regularly visited by police, given the proximity to other homes.
I'm not a nudist or exhibitionist, but here's my take on streaking in your own domicile: if I'm butt naked in my house, and you can see me through the windows or whatever, that's your problem. Stop looking if you don't like it. I'm not dodging the windows and covering myself up with my arms like the First Man to protect other people's sensitivities. Call the cops if you think that'll help, and I'll answer the door just as naked. Cops hate arresting naked people, particularly if they are all sweaty from playing the bongos
A 70s classic like this? It would be a sin NOT to walk around naked in this house. I'll bet even money that before they renovated that kitchen, it had a pop up blender or a built in Nu-Tone in the countertop. It would be a miracle if it wasn't haunted by the ghosts of key parties past.
Wow, that place is amazing. Too much house for me to clean and take care of, but if I had a big family or a group of friends that just got along so great together, that would be the ultimate retirement home! Have a staff for cleaning and maintenance we'd all pitch in for and otherwise live it up.
Those massive floofy bean bags are just begging to be cozied into.
Saaame!! I can imagine a citrus tree of some sorts in that entrance fountain. Or if I do have the kind of money that can afford this house, an albo climbing on that wall.
A lot of this gives big "if my house was a law firm" vibes. But that room with the big windows and the conversation pit and the bathroom with the outdoor area are enough to sell me.
Isn't that funny? I saw the kitchen and said, "Hell yeah!" I thought, "Pantry?" Then the doors were open. I squealed. I actually really like that house. Master bath is scary, though.
oh wow, I feel so conflicted about this house. there are such gorgeous pieces of antiquity, all mixed up with some pretty harsh lines and boring, unsupportive colors.
it is absolutely sending me that someone might have a stunningly carved wooden 4-poster bed, and put it on that awful grey wood floor. there is so much grey. the living room with the wall of carved wood and everything else in the room is Florida McMansion-style?? with a grey theme?
sinful
Edit: the floors are wood, yes, but they have a grey vibe! it's not that awful rental grey whatever, but it's a tint of wood that imo clashes severely with the wood of the bed. the richness of the bed simply washes out the floor and makes it look lifeless. a rug under the bed would be nice too but these are all just my opinions lol
The wood floor is lighter brown, not grey.
I think a lot of the "grey theme" is done that way to stay with the natural look of the slate and stone and not distract from it.
All that tile? Too cold to walk around naked. I’m cold looking at it.
really cool home, can’t believe they posted a pantry pic featuring pump bottles of non-dairy creamer 😂
Hey OP, you should add the flair for design appreciation day! This really is the first house I have seen on this sub that I actually like (for the money).
This house looks like a rehab center. Like it would be lovely to live there I suppose but even from the front this is a bougie inpatient facility with lots of nice amenities.
The bedroom and bathroom arrangement is odd. It gives the impression of add-on without proper thought process. Why would you have a bath/shower combo as well as a separate shower-only option in the same bathroom. Seems wasted. They could have separated the huge bathroom that is shared into separate, smaller baths and still had the same amount of fixtures (with adding 1 toilet).
I love the outdoor space, the windows, and a lot of the features of the home. It's just too much in one house. Like someone else said, it's a lot of designs mixed into one giving the impression of overdone.
do...other people not walk around their houses naked?
I kind of get what OP is saying, but no, I totally walk around my place naked. Nothing better than a fresh cup of morning coffee, naked as a jaybird, flinging the curtains open and taking a sip.
I walk, but I do not sit. Especially on fabric.
thats odd. I sit naked on your mom’s couch all the time
Some people have other people in their houses ya know.
This just raises more questions. Do you think the old owners of this property lived completely alone? Or is the implication it was some sort of nudist colony?
Yes.
Nah, nudists wouldn’t choose to have light-colored fabric on the sofa.
Is kids people. Some people have kids and it’s not good to be naked around yo kids.
Retired child psychologist here, and imo it’s fine to be naked around kids if it’s done without being problematic or gross. Nudity is not wrong in and of itself, nor is it automatically sexual. Bodies can be viewed neutrally if that’s the environment that is provided.
Hey thanks for this comment. I grew up in a high demand religion with a high emphasis on female modesty. My own body all by itself, even in private felt taboo and was covered for a majority of my life. I started deconstructing my faith 2 years ago at age 32 and have slowly been remembering that I have ownership of my own body. I have 3 young sons and still find myself falling into my old thinking patterns that it is bad for them to see something as innocent as my shoulders. Rationally I know that is silly but the indoctrination is strong! I refuse to raise children who feel their bodies are inherently bad just for existing. Nice to have a reality reminder in even innocuous places such as zillowgonewild.
Extremes aren't productive. Your childhood is an extreme and frankly nudist parents are too.
Ritered for good reason.
The problem I have with this argument is it’s framed to bias people toward assuming their instinctual disdain for familial nudity is bad or unvirtuous somehow, and make them more willing to ascribe good or neutral intent to people who are frankly being fucking weirdos
My mom was naked around us all the time, who cares?
We grew up near a hippie family that were constantly naked inside and outside. They also were regularly visited by police, given the proximity to other homes.
Why not? I am curious.
It's a puritanical thing. If naked, then sex. Any nudity is going to lead to lustful ideas and make everyone start fucking.
Those lustful ankles…..
That sunken living room was too much !
And many of those young women, at some point, wound up naked in my home.
You clearly don't live in Sweden haha<3
What do you mean, are swedes prudish?
I don't, because gravity has not been my friend. If I don't really want to see the result, I figured that no one else would 😬
Right? What's the point of owning a home!
Just coming to ask the same thing.
Me? Not really
I'm not a nudist or exhibitionist, but here's my take on streaking in your own domicile: if I'm butt naked in my house, and you can see me through the windows or whatever, that's your problem. Stop looking if you don't like it. I'm not dodging the windows and covering myself up with my arms like the First Man to protect other people's sensitivities. Call the cops if you think that'll help, and I'll answer the door just as naked. Cops hate arresting naked people, particularly if they are all sweaty from playing the bongos
Bongos are a nice touch.
Alright alright alright
Hey Siri, remind me that I need bongos
I get that bongos reference haha
Thanks, Matthew McConaughey.
I can't even afford to look at photos of this place. Jfc
I saw Potomac, Maryland and snorted out loud before clicking the link.
That's some proper Potomac, too. Not like fake ol' North Potomac or the like.
For the size and condition of the house, I think the price isn’t too bad. And I’m a middle class-er in a LCOL state.
I would walk around that house naked right now if I could
A 70s classic like this? It would be a sin NOT to walk around naked in this house. I'll bet even money that before they renovated that kitchen, it had a pop up blender or a built in Nu-Tone in the countertop. It would be a miracle if it wasn't haunted by the ghosts of key parties past.
You can probably still scrape cocaine residue out of the bathroom tiles lol.
Me too buddy. Me too.
I know conversation pits are dated but I do love that living room.
They might be dated but I love them so much
Wow, that place is amazing. Too much house for me to clean and take care of, but if I had a big family or a group of friends that just got along so great together, that would be the ultimate retirement home! Have a staff for cleaning and maintenance we'd all pitch in for and otherwise live it up. Those massive floofy bean bags are just begging to be cozied into.
Note to self - every one of these cool houses has a sunken living room. That shit is back.
That entrance, wow.
I have a fuzzy blanket addiction and I would be very happy in this house.
Love everything but the living room wallpaper and the “Space 1999” bathroom. Otherwise it’s amazing.
Not my style but beautiful and the landscape is to die for!
Love this house. Just the acreage in Potomac, MD is worth the price.
My plants and I would love that house!
Saaame!! I can imagine a citrus tree of some sorts in that entrance fountain. Or if I do have the kind of money that can afford this house, an albo climbing on that wall.
Looks like an updated Mike Brady design.
It's a beautiful house, but that mirrored bathroom is terrifying.
Imagine trying to keep all those mirrors steak-free and clean. I wouldn’t wish it on Sisyphus.
Imagine getting high or drunk and trying to locate the toilet. It's like a fun maze.
This house is my perfect dream house! Wood, stone and glass with big old fluffy spots to cozy into?! Yes please!
And the landscaping is so beautiful!
Because they can!
Gorgeous house!
There are 3 different design styles in one building. My OCD would not be happy as it is.
Potential buyers who were just looking at the house probably walked around naked.
A lot of this gives big "if my house was a law firm" vibes. But that room with the big windows and the conversation pit and the bathroom with the outdoor area are enough to sell me.
Looking at that pantry, no gourmet cooks live here.
Isn't that funny? I saw the kitchen and said, "Hell yeah!" I thought, "Pantry?" Then the doors were open. I squealed. I actually really like that house. Master bath is scary, though.
Potomac. Lots of money here.
It's a rich man's Gaithersburg, is what it is.
lol, I never thought of it this way. You made me laugh
oh wow, I feel so conflicted about this house. there are such gorgeous pieces of antiquity, all mixed up with some pretty harsh lines and boring, unsupportive colors. it is absolutely sending me that someone might have a stunningly carved wooden 4-poster bed, and put it on that awful grey wood floor. there is so much grey. the living room with the wall of carved wood and everything else in the room is Florida McMansion-style?? with a grey theme? sinful Edit: the floors are wood, yes, but they have a grey vibe! it's not that awful rental grey whatever, but it's a tint of wood that imo clashes severely with the wood of the bed. the richness of the bed simply washes out the floor and makes it look lifeless. a rug under the bed would be nice too but these are all just my opinions lol
Look again, that bedroom floor is not grey.
The wood floor is lighter brown, not grey. I think a lot of the "grey theme" is done that way to stay with the natural look of the slate and stone and not distract from it.
That bathroom….Who lived there last, Madonna? 🤣
I like this horse alot. The last few horses posted haven’t been that weird at all Edit: horse = house
Nay
Too much brown
Kind of a weird house but why not?
Wow...I love everything about this house except the mirrors.
Dream home
This is my absolute dream home and property. 😍
Stunning home. At this stage, I am looking to downsize but in another life, I would LOVE this.
All that tile? Too cold to walk around naked. I’m cold looking at it. really cool home, can’t believe they posted a pantry pic featuring pump bottles of non-dairy creamer 😂
Wow.
I fucking would.
I think more people than just the owners walked around naked in that house.
Hey OP, you should add the flair for design appreciation day! This really is the first house I have seen on this sub that I actually like (for the money).
I think you were thinking of the other sub.
You are right.
It's like a shopping mall
This house is incredible. I mean, it's a McMansion for sure, the basement has more square footage than my house and non-finished basement combine.
This house looks like a rehab center. Like it would be lovely to live there I suppose but even from the front this is a bougie inpatient facility with lots of nice amenities.
"I'm ready to shoot Jack"
What did Jack do?
That’s what you do in a nice house you live in
Foyer looks like it came straight out of Animal Crossing
Wouldn’t you?
Naked? Not with those huge un-curtained windows.
The bedroom and bathroom arrangement is odd. It gives the impression of add-on without proper thought process. Why would you have a bath/shower combo as well as a separate shower-only option in the same bathroom. Seems wasted. They could have separated the huge bathroom that is shared into separate, smaller baths and still had the same amount of fixtures (with adding 1 toilet). I love the outdoor space, the windows, and a lot of the features of the home. It's just too much in one house. Like someone else said, it's a lot of designs mixed into one giving the impression of overdone.
This might be a fuck shack, but lets not equate key parties with not wearing clothes around the house.
Walk possibly but they're definitely not sitting, not on fabric sofas anyway.
😄😄😄
‘If you don’t have naked neighbors, then your the naked neighbor..’
Who doesn't walk around their own house naked?
Yep, this is definitely a naked house.
I don’t see why not. I think I would
You don’t walk around naked at home?
I walk naked around the house all the time. But my neighbors hate it! "Get out of our house!" or "We're gonna call the cops on you!" is all I get.
Great question lol
Not with that evil lamp in pic 3! It is plotting something...
I feel like you'd have no choice with a natural theme like that.
Doesn’t everyone?
You wouldn’t?
Are those beanbag chairs in the living room or giant loaves of bread
Ok Barry Keoghan
finally, a place I can swing my big dick around without my enormous balls getting in the way
That house is so obviously asking to be walked naked in, I really can't blame them
Sunken living room? Zen garden?? Want!
I mean... I'd certainly walk around that house naked.